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The three of them followed Bai Trading to the foot of a mountain, and Bai Trading hid his mountain bike and electric car, and put on mountaineering equipment to go up the mountain

Comrade Bai Trading also has mountaineering equipment, not only has he changed his hiking shoes, but also his night clothes, and he is covered in black, and he is also carrying a hiking bag, a roll of rope, a kitchen knife in his hand, a trekking pole in his other hand, a pair of goggles, and a kettle, as if there is a compass or something, and a hiking watch on his wrist, maybe it is the Casio brand.

"I'll go, Brother Gao, is this white trade a little lover, or a mountaineering, or a flower thief, look at his dress, that is the descendant of the ancient flea in "Water Margin", and he also put on his night clothes. ”

"Two viagras, yes, I don't feel like this white deal is like a little lover, but like digging an ancient tomb, could it be that he has read too much of "Tomb Robbery Notes", and he wants to do the actual practice?"

Looking at Bai Trading's dress, Gao Feng was also stunned, how could the secretary and mayor of a town be dressed like this.

"Brother Gao, won't you also prepare this set of equipment for us?"

The two viagras asked Gao Feng, and Gao Feng shook his head: "Two viagras, you want to be beautiful, this set of mountaineering equipment is not cheap, why should I prepare it for you, do you still want Casio's mountaineering watch, just prepare it for you, and you don't understand how to watch the ball." ”

The two viagras smiled and said: "Brother Gao, you just look down on people, can't we even read the hiking watch, and we are not three-year-old children."

However, Brother Gao, we really can't understand the compass, and we always get it in the opposite direction. ”

"Two viagras, your IQ, you will only look at the opposite, and you only have the IQ of a three-year-old child, let's hurry up, don't look at his physique in this white deal, I didn't expect him to climb the mountain very quickly. ”

While the three of them were talking, the white trade had climbed more than twenty meters up the mountain, and was covered by the grass and trees on the mountain, and only the human head could be faintly seen.

Bai Trading's physique is very obese, and he has a big belly, and now the officials are all very big-bellied, as if they are seven to eight months pregnant, this may be the belly of officialdom, it is estimated that officials also have a belly standard, that is, seven to eight months pregnant, otherwise they will not be able to enter the officialdom.

Bai Jie is so fat, but his body is very agile, and he climbs the mountain very quickly, it seems that he is also familiar with this mountain, but he has climbed this mountain more than once or twice.

Bai Jie not only climbed up, but he also used a rope from time to time, threw the rope up, dragged the rope up, and was like an agile golden monkey, shuttling through the mountains at night

"I'll go, Brother Gao, don't you see if this white deal hasn't evolved, he's a primitive human, his mountaineering speed is the same as a monkey, how can we catch up, not to mention that we don't have a rope yet." ”

"This, don't worry, this anti-Japanese hero is ready for you, isn't it just chasing this monkey, this anti-Japanese hero can catch up with him in three times and five divided by two. ”

The two viagra brothers saw that the white transaction was as agile as a monkey, and they were also ashamed of themselves, no matter how much they could lie to the girl, it was not as fast as chasing the ball in this white transaction, not to mention that he could also use the rope with the throwing hook, which was energy-saving and time-saving.

Just when the two viagras were a little ashamed, a figure chased after them, and the three of them looked back to see that this person was carrying an old-fashioned permanent load bicycle with a big bag tied to the back seat of the bicycle.

"I'm going, you're not the sprinkler brother, you're not going to fix the eggs, why did you come here." ”

When the three of them saw this benevolent brother, all three of them shouted, and the person who came to them was the guy who drove the sprinkler truck, and the guy who called himself the hero of the anti-Japanese resistance.

"Hehe, Brother Gao, thank you, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have had one more egg!"

"What the hell, what's the extra egg, you mean you have three eggs!"

The words of this sprinkler brother shocked the three of them as heavenly, a man is worthy of two eggs, how can it be more than two eggs, and there is one more egg.

The sprinkler put down the bike, walked over to Gao Feng, held his hand and shook it vigorously.

"Brother Gao, you are no longer Brother Yamamoto, from now on you will be the brother of the anti-Japanese heroes, you are the captain Liu Hong, you are the eldest brother Liu Hong. ”

"Oh, Brother Sprinkler, don't be so messy, what is a brother, a big brother, you still call me Brother Gao, tell me what is the matter with you having one more egg?"

This sprinkler brother really has a problem with his brain, one moment the guerrilla captain, the other time he is a brother or something, and he makes a mess.

"Hehe, Brother Gao, Brother Gao, you are my good brother, of course I want to thank you for my good brother, after you shoot my eggs, I will go to Xiaoyue City People's Hospital for first aid.

I found the doctor for an examination, and the doctor told me that you don't need to fix the egg, you have already produced an extra egg, and if you want to have surgery, you can only lose the egg, and I jumped out of the hospital bed and ran out of the hospital as soon as I heard it.

I finally got an extra egg, how could it be an egg reduction operation, these doctors are very bad, they take the placenta home to eat when they deliver the baby, if they want to give me an egg, then they will definitely take my egg home to eat, this is the most nutritious thing. ”

"It's really fake, Brother Sprinkler, how can you have an extra egg?"

Gao Feng is unheard of, there are only two eggs in each person, it is impossible to have one more egg, and the two viagras will not believe it, so the sprinkler brother will take off his pants.

"Brother Gao, you don't believe that you can put your hand in and touch it, I can still lie to you, I didn't believe it at first, I checked it after I ran out of the hospital, and it turned out that I really found three eggs, you can touch it and it will be clear. ”

Gao Feng waved his hand: "Brother Sprinkler, okay, I won't touch this, since there is an extra egg, then I want to congratulate you, then your capital is more than others." ”

Gao Feng didn't touch it, this sprinkler brother is not a person who pays attention to cleanliness, he is a person who pays attention to cleanliness, who touches the eggs in the crotch of others.

Gao Feng was reluctant to touch it, but the two viagra didn't do this, the two of them reached out and touched it, and the two of them grabbed the sprinkler brother at the same time, and the sprinkler brother howled like killing a pig.

"I'll check, you two two-ball goods, I'm letting you touch it, who let you pinch it, it's a real egg, and it's also crushed by you, but the baby is painful to death. ”

The two viagras were so ruthless that they pinched the sprinkler brother and jumped up and down, almost rolling on the ground.

The two viagras also shouted: "Brother Gao, he didn't tell a lie, he really has three eggs, he really has one more egg than us." ”

"Since there is one more egg, then congratulations to Brother Sprinkler, Brother Sprinkler, I still have to ask you, you are carrying this truck, did you break the tire of this truck?"

Gao Feng saw that the two tires of the truck bicycle carried by Brother Sprinkler were suffocated, and Brother Sprinkler told Gao Feng: "Brother Gao, this tire is not broken, I deliberately let it out, you think, I want to carry this truck bicycle, when it is full of gas, it will not increase the weight, after I drain its gas, its weight will be reduced, and your brother will be much easier to carry." ”

"Oh, you still have a way, or your head is good, why didn't we think of it. ”

As soon as the two viagras heard Brother Sprinkler's words, they clapped their heads at that time, and they also pulled out the gas piles of their two mountain bikes at that time, and emptied the gas in the tires of the two bicycles at that time.

"I'm going, Brother Sprinkler, and two viagra, how much weight can you lose if you air your air like this, you should be riding a bicycle. ”

Seeing that the two viagra deflated the tire gas of the bicycle, Gao Feng also scolded them loudly, and the three of them also felt that Gao Feng's words were reasonable, and the three of them climbed on the ground together and bit the gas pile of the bicycle tire.

"Hey, three brothers, what are you going to do, what are you going to do biting the gas pile. ”

"Hehe, Brother Gao, what you just said makes sense, we shouldn't be carrying bicycles, we should be riding bicycles, so let's blow them up now." ”

"Oh my god, you can blow the tires of your bicycle so well. ”

Gao Feng jumped up, and the three of them also said: "Brother Gao, you didn't do it when you were a child, when you killed the pig, we blew the pig urine scoop, and when we were young, we also blew the wall of the pregnancy condom, we think this bicycle tire is better than those two things." ”

"Okay, if you want to blow it, then we will blow it after we go down the mountain, now we don't have time, we have to catch up with the white deal. ”

The three of them got up from the ground, and the sprinkler brother also took down the bag tied to the back of the truck bicycle and opened it, and there were four ropes with throwing hooks in the bag.

The four of them went up the mountain with four sets of ropes, and the rope of Brother Sprinkler was quite effective, and he and the two viagra were still very interested in this rope, and they were throwing ropes all the way up, and the speed was also very fast.

Only Gao Feng was alone along the mountain road, and the three of them all used ropes to climb up, and after a while, they were tired and sweaty, and they asked Gao Feng.

"Brother Gao, why don't you use a rope, isn't this fast. ”

"Three viagras, this is obviously such a good mountain road, why do I have to use a rope, that's not asking for trouble, will you have me to climb fast?"

In fact, this sprinkler brother has a name, his name is Shen Jiwei, and Comrade Ji Wei is also two words heavy, and Comrade Xiong Erwei is one word heavy, which also immediately aroused the favor of the two viagras, they are very happy, just like brothers who have been separated for more than 70 years, they are also very close to each other, this is another viagra, and the team of viagra has grown again.

When the four of them climbed to the top of the mountain, they discovered the whereabouts of Bai Trade, and a nunnery appeared on the top of the mountain.