The next few days were busy. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Busy with the layout of the recording room, busy looking for singers, busy looking for guests, busy with the band dancing, and busy formulating the rules of the program.

It's busy, but it's organized, and everything is in order.

It's Saturday.

In the afternoon, two o'clock.

Zhang Yang prepares to record the last episode of "Zhang Yang's Laughter".

Everything was ready, and Zhang Yang spoke out on the stage amid the applause of the audience.

"Thank you, thank you for the applause. Zhang Yang bowed to everyone and said, "It's been a long time since I've heard such warm applause." ”

Hearing this, the audience couldn't help but laugh.

This is the last issue, so all the fans sitting here are the fans he found on Weibo, and of course they know the tragic days when he was scolded and disliked during this time. Even a few days ago, he was disliked by everyone on Shanghai Satellite TV, and they knew it.

"I don't know if I've been scolded too badly by you, I've been very unhappy lately, and when I went to work this morning, I encountered a very unhappy thing. Zhang Yang said in a very sad tone: "I bought a pot of mimosa at a flower shop in the morning, but no matter how I touched it, it wouldn't move. I asked the boss, who stared at me for seven or eight seconds and said, "It may be as shameless as you." ”

Burst......

The audience burst into laughter.

Zhang Yang looked at the audience very innocently: "Listening to the boss's answer, I was speechless." ”

The audience laughed even more.

"Hearing the boss say it so reasonably, I'm embarrassed to change. As a result, as soon as I went out, I saw a person littering. As a civilized and good young man in the new society, of course I want to stop this kind of behavior, and I grabbed him and said, "Why are you littering?" The man said, because I have no quality. Zhang Yang made a stunned expression on the stage.

Hahaha......

The audience burst into laughter. ‘

"I was speechless again. Zhang Yang sighed, "At this time, the bus just came, and I got on the bus." However, I helped him pick up the trash. ”

The audience laughed again.

"Actually, I'm quite rich, and I usually take a taxi. ”

"Bah!"

The audience looked disgusted.

Zhang Yang didn't seem to hear it, and continued: "Why did you choose to take the bus today, it's because I was cheated by a taxi last night." Last night I took a taxi home, and the driver found me a 50 and a 20, and when I was looking for money, he also specially explained that there are many fake 50 now, and told me to read it carefully. I thought the driver was very enthusiastic, and I got out of the car after repeatedly confirming that the money was okay. As a result, when I bought breakfast this morning, I found out that the 20 was a fake ......"

"Poof......

The audience burst into laughter.

"When I went back to the bus, there was a seat on the bus, and I held the basin of mimosa that was as shameless as I did, and silently looked out the window to review myself. Ten minutes later, a beautiful girl suddenly walked up to me and said something that almost scared me to death. ”

The audience pricked up their ears.

Zhang Yang swallowed nervously, his expression was a little frightened: "She said...... She said I was pregnant. ”

"Oh!"

The audience suddenly screamed loudly, extremely excited.

"The whole car was looking at me, and it scared me because I didn't know her. What does it have to do with me that she's pregnant? Just when I thought it was some new kind of trick, the pretty girl spoke again, and she said, "Can you give me a seat?"

Hahaha......

Seat......

The audience laughed at the miraculous turn.

"No way, give way. When she sat down, I realized that she didn't have a big belly, so I asked her how long you were pregnant. She tilted her head and told me shyly that it had been almost two hours. Zhang Yang's face was confused.

"Hahaha......"

"Two hours ......"

"You're ...... enough"

"Do you want to be so dirty?"

The audience was laughing back and forth.

Some of the thin-skinned female viewers also blushed.

These jokes are already well-known on the earth, but this is the first time they have appeared in this world, and all the audience feel fresh and laugh heartily when they listen to them.

Because this is the last episode of the show, Zhang Yang is very attentive, and every joke he says is carefully selected, and strives to make the most perfect ending.

He spoke slowly on stage, and the audience kept laughing offstage.

Originally, it was a program of more than 30 minutes, and he said that it was nearly 45 minutes. Obviously, this is an extended edition.

After finishing the last paragraph, Zhang Yang looked at the audience and said with some bitterness: "I will probably be scolded again after I finish this sentence, but I hope you can scold more elegantly." ”

The audience, you look at me, I look at you, and they are all curious about what he is going to say next.

"This is the twelfth and final issue of "Jokes". ”

As soon as these words came out, all the audience were stunned for a moment, and then, all kinds of surprised voices rang out.

"Won't it?"

"The last installment?"

"Why is it the last issue? Aren't the results pretty good?"

"You're not going to change jobs, are you?

"What's going on?"

"Is something wrong?"

Zhang Yang raised his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, and then said with a little sadness: "I'm not in a good mood during this time......"

The audience was stunned, why was they in a bad mood?

If you're in a bad mood, stop the show?

Isn't it a little too capricious?

Aren't you looking for scolding?

Zhang Yang looked at them and said, "...... Because, some time ago I was scolded, and I was scolded badly. ”

"Poof......

"Haha......"

The audience couldn't help it, and they all burst out laughing.

Can you please have a face?

Can you get a face?

We didn't settle accounts with you about this matter, but you were still wronged.

Who asked you to let the squad leader retire from the army, who made Wu Liuyi so miserable.

You deserve it!

"I didn't even know what I was wrong with, and all of a sudden I became the enemy of the whole people, and even you all defected......" Zhang Yang continued to pretend to be innocent on stage, "I think 'Soldier' is still very successful, at least it has set many unprecedented records, right." ”

"Bah!"

The audience heckled and didn't buy it at all.

"Okay. Zhang Yang was helpless and said: "Seriously, the reason why this show is ending has nothing to do with the results or anything." Because when it started, I was only going to do a dozen issues. After a pause, he added again: "After all, this kind of show is too painstaking, and if I keep doing this, even if my intelligence is far beyond ordinary people, it will be difficult to bear." ”

Many viewers rolled their eyes offstage, their faces full of disgust.

Zhang Yang smiled: "Because it is the last issue, at the end of the issue, I will not answer your questions, I am ready to talk to you." ”

"Hahaha......"

Hearing this, the audience suddenly burst out laughing, as if they had heard a very funny joke.

Zhang Yang looked dazed: "Is this sentence so funny?"

The audience laughed even more.

"When you laugh like this, I suddenly feel a little weak, have you all guessed what I'm going to talk to you about?" Zhang Yang couldn't laugh or cry, "Just yesterday, I logged on to Weibo and took a look, and the last Weibo comment actually had more than five million. He made a very exaggerated expression, "More than 5 million! There are more than 1 million people who follow my Weibo, do you know what this concept is? It is equivalent to everyone scolding me five times!"

Some viewers were already laughing so much that they couldn't control their expressions, as if they were happy to see him look like this.

"Aren't you going to explain?" Zhang Yang asked.

"No!" the audience replied loudly with tacit understanding.

"Okay. Zhang Yang spread his hands, "I knew it would be this result." ”

Everyone laughed again.

"You're not curious about what I wanted to do when I landed on Weibo yesterday?"

Everyone showed a curious expression.

"There have been rumors on the Internet in the past two days, you should have read it, right?"

The audience nodded, their eyes lit up slightly, knowing that he was ready to respond to the rumors.

In the past two days, the rumors on the Internet have intensified, and they have noses and eyes, but no one has come out to confirm or clarify, so they are also very curious.

"That's right, during this time I'm preparing a new show, a singing competition show, a show that you have never heard of, because...... The contestants who come to the show are all stars!"

"Wow!"

Everyone was taken aback.

Star?

Did we hear you right?

Celebrities compete on stage as contestants?

It can't be, right?

"There is no doubt that this is true. To spice things up the show, all the contestants on stage will wear masks, and unless they're eliminated, you'll not know their identities until the last episode. "Zhang Yang is very shameless to advertise the new show.

This program has now had 20 or 30 million hits, and isn't he stupid if he doesn't do such a good opportunity to advertise? The more people know about this program, the more people pay attention to this program, and the more confident he will be when he talks to the TV station.

"This is my new show, The Masked Singer!"

Masked?

Don't know your identity?

The curiosity of the audience was aroused and they were very interested.

"I did another wave of advertising wittily. Looking at the expressions of these people, Zhang Yang was complacent, and said: "Everyone should pay attention to Weibo about the new show, and the news will be released slowly in a few days." As long as you don't scold me so much that I don't dare to log on to Weibo. ”

"Do you work with a TV station?"

"When will it be broadcast?"

Someone asked out loud.

"I don't work with TV stations, I produce them independently, and I'm going to sell them to TV stations when I'm ready. ”

"Shhh

As soon as these words were spoken, there was a gasping sound at the scene?

All were dumbfounded.

Not working with a TV station?

You make such a big show yourself?

You're not mistaken, right?

Are you crazy, aren't you?

Hundreds of people at the scene were so frightened by his words that they couldn't speak.

"The show will start recording next week, and the official website of Miracle Video will open a ticket asking channel, and everyone who is interested can go over there to try their luck. Zhang Yang bowed to the audience again, "This season's "Zhang Yang Laughter" is all over here, thank you for your support, thank you." ”

The audience didn't seem to have fully digested what they had just heard, and they got up and left in shock and shock, everyone with a look of incredulity on their faces.

Make a variety show yourself and sell it to a TV station?

Crazy, he's really crazy. (To be continued.) )