The monkey and I were happy at once, why is this stuttering so interesting?

It's the boss of the civil engineering department, can you not be so cowardly!

The monkey said okay, don't fight in the store, we'll go outside and wait for you. The monkey and I walked out of the counter. Walk outside the store. Halfway through, I deliberately carried my stutter on my shoulder, and my stutter flashed, and I waved my hand and said, "Wait, wait!"

The monkey and I stood outside the shop, each lit a cigarette and happily waited for the stutter to come out. As a result, Zhang couldn't come out of the stutter, asked for a bucket of instant noodles, borrowed water from Zheng Wu, put ham sausage and eggs into the noodles, and sat in it to soak and eat.

Eat, the monkey and I don't believe he'll never come out.

After a while, Ma Jie called the monkey and said that the stuttering Zhang had secretly called to shake people. The monkey asked him how much he had shaken, and Ma Jie said that there were only about twenty of them. The monkey said yes. I hung up the phone and didn't pay attention to it at all.

At this time, it was late, it was dark and not in the middle of winter, the store was brightly lit, and the stuttering Zhang sat at the counter and snorted and ate noodles, and chatted very happily with the shopkeeper Zheng Wu, I don't know what the two were talking about, anyway, they kept laughing.

Frankly speaking, there are not many people who can chat with Zheng Wu. Stuttering Zhang is one of them.

After a while, there was a rush of footsteps in the distance, and more than twenty students gradually emerged from the darkness, holding machetes, sticks, chain locks, etc., and surrounded me and the monkeys. The monkey and I remained the same, still talking and laughing and smoking.

At this moment, the stuttering Zhang pushed the empty instant noodle bucket in front of him forward, and said to Zheng Wu: "Brother." Change, come back to you another day to eat, I'll go out to do something. He staggered out.

There was a stone staircase at the entrance of the shop, and he stood on top of the stone staircase, looking up at me and the monkey, and at this time he finally looked like a big brother - that must be, there were more than 20 subordinates standing next to him, could he not have enough confidence?

I smiled at him and said that you finally came out, and I thought you didn't dare to come out.

The stutter was stunned for a moment. Why, how is it possible, am I that kind of person? I said that since you are not that kind of person, then stop talking nonsense and start fighting. The monkey also said that it is, don't waste time, and go back to sleep after the fight. He is a medical waste.

The stutterer looked incredulous, and raised two fingers at me and the monkey. Say, "This, what is this?"

I was confused by him, but I still answered his question, saying that it was two! Stuttering Zhang looked at the monkey again, and said you, what do you say? The monkey looked at it carefully and said that this is a two, no problem.

Stuttering Zhang nodded, put down his fingers and said, "You, you two have no problem with your eyes, it's difficult, can't you see my thousands of troops?"

The monkey and I looked back and said that there were only 20 people, where did the thousands of troops come from?

Stuttering Zhang said that you don't understand, I am a metaphor, an exaggeration! Two, more than 20 people, like thousands of troops!

I almost burst out laughing, I finally knew why Zhang was so happy to talk to Zheng Wu after stuttering, it turned out that both of them liked the rhetorical use of "exaggeration", no wonder they had so much in common. In the face of the exaggerated rhetoric of stuttering Zhang, the monkey and I were speechless, not knowing what to say.

Seeing that the two of us didn't speak, he thought that we were finally scared, so he crossed his waist and said, "Okay, it seems that you finally know your current situation, so let's talk about it now, what to do next." ”

Stuttering Zhang basically stutters every sentence he says, and it takes two to three times as much time as the average person, so for the convenience of narration, so he is "optimized". The monkey and I listened patiently to him and said what do you want?

Stuttering Zhang Yi arched his hand, saying that I had heard a little about the matter between the two and the ghost teeth, and I was deeply impressed by the chivalrous behavior of the two. Frankly, although my stuttering is better than Ghost Fang, and it is not a problem to knock you out, I am not willing to do it.

Why? Because in my heart, both of them are well-known heroes, and I am willing to be friends with heroes, not enemies!

It took a long time to stutter, and the monkey and I were almost asleep listening to it. After he finished speaking, the monkey said in surprise: "I thought you deliberately dragged it out and didn't fight, you wanted to cheat more money from Tang Manfeng!"

The old man who stuttered blushed, and said Of course, there is also a reason for this, after all, there are many people under his hands, everyone has to eat, and of course he has to gnaw to death if he catches a big fat sheep like Tang Manfeng. Then he said that he had paid almost 100,000 yuan from Tang Manfeng these days, and he was willing to share half of it with us, as a way to show his sincerity, and hoped that we would cooperate more and continue to make money from Tang Manfeng.

As he spoke, he took out a few stacks of money from each of his pockets, walked over and stuffed them into me and the monkey respectively, and held our hands, saying that we came out to mix, and what we asked for was not just money?

The monkey and I took the money for stuttering Zhang, and we couldn't cry or laugh, thinking that if Tang Manfeng knew about this situation, he would not be angry and jump up from the wheelchair?

But the monkey stuffed the money to the stuttering Zhang, saying sorry, we can't ask for it.

I looked at the monkey in surprise, thinking that this guy had changed his sex, and he didn't even see the money? Stuttering Zhang asked again, then what are you for?

The monkey said seriously: "In order to unify the Dragon City Institute of Technology." ”

I said in my heart, well, the monkey finally got serious and didn't get carried away by money. Hearing the monkey's words, the stuttering Zhang was even more surprised, saying that it is impossible, you are exchange students of Longcheng University, even if you can fight again, you don't want to dominate Longli!

The monkey sneered and said how do you know if you don't try? Ghost Fang is now our subordinate!

Stuttering and sighing, he said that coward of the ghost teeth, what is good about him, it is really a shame for our Long Li, he has now been punctured in the backbone by the students of Long Li, and they can't even raise their heads when they come out of the information department!

I'm so angry and funny, saying that you still have the face to say that you are a coward? Then don't talk nonsense, let's have a good fight, if you lose, just be our little brother, okay?

The stuttering head shook like a rattle, saying no, he would be expelled from fighting in Longli. The monkey said it's okay, we'll take care of it over there, you give me a happy word, do you fight or not?

Stuttering Zhang thought about it for a long time, and said that it was okay to fight, but I haven't made enough money from Tang Manfeng, so give me a few more days.

I said a few days, you made it clear.

Stuttering Zhang gritted his teeth and said that at least for a week, he could still get 100,000 from Tang Manfeng, and then give us 50,000. Before I could speak, the monkey said yes!

I looked at the monkey with disdain, and the monkey looked at me with contempt, saying that you don't make a bastard if you have money!

Stuttering Zhang Chong Monkey gave a thumbs up, and said Okay buddy, I like your upright three views, who will have trouble with money? Then it's decided, let's cooperate for a week, no one will cheat anyone during the period, let's make a gentleman's agreement.

Stuttering Zhang said as he raised his palm.

I was speechless with the monkey monster, but I still slapped my hands with the stutter.

Stuttering Zhang said okay, I wish us a successful cooperation and a long-lasting friendship, and you are in vain, so he happily took his brother away.

Watching that cadre gradually disappear into the darkness, I said with some tears and laughter, this stuttering Zhang is really interesting, I don't know how he became the boss, is Long Li really no one?

The monkey shook his head and said Zuo Fei, you are also an old Jianghu, this kind of mistake should not be made again.

I looked at the monkey in confusion.

The monkey continued: "You always remember that a person who can be the boss, especially the boss of four or five hundred, will never be stupid. If you think he's stupid, then you must be fooled by his appearance. ”

After listening to the monkey's words, I woke up like a dream and said You mean, this stuttering Zhang is deliberately pretending to be stupid?

The monkey smiled: "Is it pretended, let's ride a donkey and read the record book, and we'll see." ”

In the next few days, under the deliberate arrangement of us and the stuttering Zhang, the information department and the civil engineering department really started a few more painless battles, and the two sides broke up after a while like a joke, but the stuttering Zhang took this as a condition and asked Tang Manfeng for money every time.

Stuttering Zhang is also like he said, every time he asks for money, he will give it to me and the monkey, sometimes 5,000, sometimes 8,000, and I feel like I keep my promise. In addition, Zhang who stuttered often took advantage of the dead of night to secretly meet with me and the monkey in Zheng Wu's shop, hoping to persuade us to prolong this battle a little so that we could get more money from Tang Manfeng.

But the monkey resolutely refuses every time, saying that a week is a week, and there is no other room for negotiation. After a week, our partnership will end, and then there will be a real battle of victory and defeat!

Stuttering Zhang was very helpless, saying that he thought we were already friends, but who knew that it was still like this.

The monkey said if you want to follow me, then we will treat you as friends.

I also added that we promise you that as long as you are willing to follow us, the money you will make will never be less.

Stuttering Zhang promised to think about it again.

A week has passed, and according to our previous agreement, the final battle will begin tomorrow. That night, the stuttering Zhang came to us again and said that this was the last dividend, and we should go our separate ways in the future.

Then he gave me and the monkey five thousand dollars each.

After giving the money, Zhang stuttered and walked out, and when he was halfway there, he turned back and said, "There's no room for maneuver?"

The monkey shook his head.

Stuttering Zhang sighed: "Okay, since it's the last night, I'll invite you to have a barbecue, I don't know if the two of you are willing to enjoy it?"