Reward, of course, is a celebration of our short-lived friendship.

These days, stuttering Zhang hasn't broken his promise, and neither have we. It doesn't matter if we fight to the death tomorrow. Today we should all sit together and drink three glasses, that's what a man should do.

So, the three of us went to a barbecue stand outside the school.

It's still winter, and there aren't many barbecue stands, but fortunately, it's not nothing. The three of us sat down, ordered a barbecue, asked for beer, drank three glasses first, and then stuttered Zhang Youyou sighed and said: "What impresses me the most about the two of you is your integrity and faithfulness. If we are not enemies, I especially want to be friends with you. ”

I also said movingly, "Actually, we have a good impression of you. Stutter Zhang, we can be friends, you don't need to work hard for Tang Manfeng anymore. Just give him the money back. ”

Stuttering Zhang shook his head: "Then how can it, the money in my pocket has absolutely no reason to go out again." ”

The monkey and I both had a "......" expression, after all, it was the first time we had seen such a brazen and natural guy besides the monkey. Stuttering Zhang continued: "Also, I'm not qualified to be your friend. ”

"Why?" the monkey and I were curious.

"Because I am neither upright nor faithful, you will certainly not look down on people like me. As soon as Zhang's words fell, one or two hundred people suddenly poured out around the stall. Each of them was armed with sticks, machetes, chain locks, etc., and surrounded our barbecue stalls.

stuttered and looked bitter: "I'm sorry, I broke my promise, I'm going to beat you today." ”

I looked left and right, and said in my heart, this stuttering Zhang's acting skills are so good, I was almost confused by him. It was in this moment that I basically figured it out. The stutterer Zhang frequently contacted us and gave us dividends just because he wanted to win our trust - so that he could call me and the monkey out and kill us alone.

That's his plan, his bureau.

Except that the stuttering is real, his stupidity and cuteness, and his honesty, are all pretended. He must have heard of the extraordinary combat power of our people, so from the beginning of the fight, he had no plans to go head-to-head with us, and all the foreshadowing he did was for the day to come.

Bullshit short-lived friendship. Bullshit seven-day contract, that's how we got into his set step by step.

"More than 20 people were not afraid before, but more than 200 people should be afraid, right?" stuttered and stammered, a face full of pride. I really should be proud, and if I were him, I would be very proud.

But to be honest, I didn't feel scared at all.

The monkey looked left and right, and suddenly said, "Stutter Zhang." ”

"Huh?"

"I think we can be friends. ”

"Why?"

"Because we're the same kind of people. neither upright nor faithful. As soon as the monkey had finished speaking, one or two hundred people quietly poured out around him, and surrounded the stuttering people, and the whole road was occupied by us.

The praying mantis catches the cicada, and the yellow finch is behind.

Zhang's plan to stutter was naturally pinched by Ma Jie. People are floating in the rivers and lakes, and it is too important to have an intelligence system.

Fortunately, it was already late and there were not many cars, so the crowd did not cause social disturbances. The only people who rioted, that is, those who stuttered and were brought in, they thought it was a siege and annihilation battle, who knew that they had entered the encirclement?

As soon as he saw our people, he was angry and said, "How can you do this?

"You don't keep your word. The monkey said with a bitter face.

"How can you compare to me!" Stuttering Zhang tilted his head and sighed, "I'm a shameless person, but you're not!" Seriously, even if it's tense at the moment, the monkey and I still want to laugh, because stuttering Zhang is so interesting.

"Seriously, you can't do this, it's too insulting to your reputation. The stuttering Zhang said seriously: "I'm different, I'm shameless and used to it." In my opinion, we might as well take a step back and start the fight again tomorrow. ”

"Don't be fooled by that guy!" said the voice of Ghostfang in the crowd.

Immediately after, Ghost Fang walked out of the crowd, and the most noticeable thing was his big buckteeth. Ghost Fang stood in front of the barbecue stall and said: "Brother Monkey, Brother Fei, don't listen to him, this guy is scheming, relying on pretending to be stupid to get around until now, how many people have fallen at his feet!

stuttered and shouted: "You big buckteeth, are you sick, helping outsiders bully our Longli students? You are not afraid of being punctured in the backbone......

Stuttering Zhang stuttered even more when he was anxious, and he didn't finish a few simple words for more than a minute, and the hundreds of people at the scene couldn't wait.

Ghost Tooth made a move halfway to save sentient beings, and scolded and said, "You stammer, and you are embarrassed to say that my bucktooth is ......"

The monkey and I both had black lines on our faces, thinking that the big guys of this dragon were so interesting. If you are good at your tongue, you will definitely not be able to scold the ghost tooth if you stutter Zhang Fang, and learn to stutter and speak when you are on the ghost tooth, which is no different from directly slapping the stuttering Zhang in the face.

The stutter is in a hurry, and he is about to fight with the ghost fangs when he pounces. He healed Ba.

Ghost Fang showed weakness there, and immediately rolled up his sleeves to fight with the stuttering Zhang. And the stuttering Zhang suddenly drilled into the crowd and shouted: "Run, run!" stuttering Zhang gave an order, and the civil engineering department was scattered, and more than 200 people ran together, and it was no joke that the scene became a pot of porridge, and the stuttering Zhang disappeared in the crowd in an instant, and he could no longer be found.

Ghost Fang was anxious: "What should I do?"

The monkey and I stood still, grinning and saying, "We'll see."

In just a moment, an expressionless young man came out of the chaotic crowd, it was Huang Jie. Huang Jie was still carrying a person in his hand, this person was dancing, but he couldn't break free from Huang Jie's shackles, it was the stuttering Zhang who had just escaped.

Huang Jie walked over and threw the stuttering Zhang on our barbecue table, only then did he show an impatient expression: "Can you not look for me for such boring things in the future?" The monkey and I hurriedly stretched out our feet and stepped on the stuttering stomach at the same time. The stuttering and screaming drew the eyes of the chaotic crowd around him.

When everyone saw that their boss had been caught, they also stopped, and even returned after running away. I have to say that the stuttering Zhang is quite united. Everyone shouted and scolded, telling us to let their boss go, or they would fight with us.

Seeing this scene, Ghost Fang was also happy, saying that you are still hard-mouthed, and your boss is in our hands, and then kicked it on the stuttering head. Everyone shouted and scolded again, and the stuttering Zhang also scolded: "Okay, you big buckteeth, wait for you to fall into my hands next time!"

The peripheral information department was a cheer, the scene was so chaotic that even the owner of the barbecue stall couldn't help but come over to remind, saying you should leave quickly, the police will come in a while!

The monkey smiled and said don't worry, it'll be over later!

The monkey said as he picked up a barbecue fork and poked it in the throat of the stutterer, rubbing it back and forth around his neck. The stutterer Zhang trembled and said, "Monkey, this joke is not easy to make." ”

I also picked up a fork and reached for his stuttering lower body, making a gesture to castrate him.

Stuttering Zhang trembled and said, "Zuo Fei, this joke is not easy to make, you might as well beat me." ”

The monkey rubbed his stuttering neck with a fork and said, "Stuttering Zhang, are you not convinced?"

"Convincing, what am I not convinced? I thought I was shameless enough, but I didn't expect you to be even more shameless than me. I've warmed you for seven days, and you still want to sneak attack me, it's so disappointing that I don't have any trust between people. ”

"Hehe, since you're convinced, how about you with us in the future?"

Stuttering Zhang fell silent.

"What's the matter, willing or unwilling?"

"Let's be honest, there aren't many traitors like Big Bucktooth, Long Li doesn't have many ......"

"Your mother!" Ghost Tooth kicked his stuttering head again, "Brother Monkey, Brother Fei, you two rest, I'll clean up this guy." ”

The monkey waved his hand, and the ghost tooth retreated.

The monkey stepped on Zhang's stomach and continued: "Zhang, I know you're not convinced. Well, how about we make a bet? I'll let you go this time, and if you plant it in our hands next time, you'll have to be our little brother." ”

The stuttering opened his eyes for a moment, and said with a smile: "Okay." ”

A gentleman's word. ”

"It's hard to chase a horse!" said these four words, stuttering Zhang didn't stutter.

"Okay, there are hundreds of people here, and I'm not afraid that you will pay the bills, unless you are really shameless. "The monkey retracted his feet, and so did I.

Stuttering Zhang stood up, rubbed his chest and said, "Hehe, you dare to give me a second chance, I promise that next time you will be planted in my hands!"

"If that's the case, we'll be your little brother. The monkey spread his hands.

The stutterer Zhang sneered and turned away.

"Let's go!"

stuttered and gave an order, and everyone in the civil engineering department turned their heads away.

"Brother Monkey, Brother Fei, I don't understand. Ghost Fang was anxious: "What a great opportunity this is!"

The monkey grabbed the unfinished barbecue, and didn't have time to talk to the ghost fang, so I had to explain. I said, "People like Zhang who stutter have always prided themselves on being smart, and this is also the characteristic he is most proud of.

Therefore, money cannot buy him, and violence cannot conquer him...... Only by starting from the place where he is most proud, where he fell, let him fall again, so that he will be really convinced, and he will be willing to follow us with all his heart. ”

Ghost Fang nodded, indicating understanding: "But, in case ...... once"

"No in case. I said earnestly, "The stuttering Zhang will be planted in our hands a second time." ”