Xiong Erwei is a very cooperative person, he peed on Miao Buzheng's face, Miao Buzheng was angry, he wanted to use urine to retaliate against these two goods, and also peed on his head of melon seeds.

Comrade Xiong Erwei cooperated very well with Miao Buzheng's movements, and inserted his big bear head melon seeds into Miao Bu's crotch, he was willing to let Miao Buzheng pee on his own head melon seeds, and he also said that this is called a gift exchange.

"Hehe, Brother Miao, our ancestors all paid attention to courtesy, and Comrade Ben Erwei will be no exception, I urinated on your head just now, you can return it now, you can pee yourself as much as you want."

However, Brother Miao has no urine to pee, when you plunged your head into the trash can just now, you punctured your bladder, just like a pig's urine scoop was punctured, your urine leaked in the trash can, and you have no urine to pee now. ”

Xiong Erwei was right, when Miao Bu was pierced into the trash can just now, he felt that his bladder was like a pig's urine scoop was punctured, the urine was like a faucet bursting, the urine leaked out, and the trash can was filled immediately, and he was like taking a urine bath in it, and his whole body was soaked.

Miao Bu was trying to take revenge on Xiong Erwei, but he couldn't squeeze out any urine, he was very unhappy, and the monkey was jumping around in a hurry.

"Wow, whoa, Xiong Erwei, you are a two-ball goods, the team leader wants to pee on your two goods, how can the team leader pee on your two goods and a head of melon seeds." ”

Comrade Miao Buzheng was so anxious that he circled around, and kept circling around the garbage can, he reached out to carry the garbage can, he wanted to pick up the garbage can, pour the urine that he had urinated on Xiong Erwei's head, and pour the urine of the two balls and melon seeds.

"My dear, my meat, Team Leader Miao, do you want to lift the trash can and pour your own urine?"

Xiong Erwei saw that Miao Bu was like an ant on a hot pot, so anxious that he was spinning around, shaking and shaking the recyclable trash can, and he understood what Miao Bu was trying to do.

Comrade Miao Buzheng still shouted: "Wow, Xiong Erwei, you guessed it, the team leader just wants to lift this trash can and pour urine on your head, can you cooperate a little lower to lower your head." ”

Miao Buzheng made this request to Xiong Erwei again, and Comrade Xiong Erwei jumped up and down, laughing again.

"Hehe, my dear, my meat, Team Leader Miao, I sue you, you can't move this trash can, no matter how much I cooperate, there is no use for a ball. ”

Xiong Erwei is right, Miao Bu is not moving the recyclable trash can, an empty bucket may be able to move, but after Miao Bu is peeing, the trash can is dead, Miao Bu is trying to move it but can't do it, he also wondered why he urinated so much, it weighs dozens of catties, even the cow can't pee so much.

Miao Buzheng didn't move the garbage can, but pressed his feet under the garbage can, and he grinned uncomfortably.

Comrade Xiong Erwei has been jumping up and down, he is a full golden snub-nosed monkey, and he is smiling at Miao Buzheng again.

"Team Leader Miao, in order to show my sincerity once again, I personally jumped into this trash can and soaked in your urine for a while, Team Leader Miao, so even if I have been urinated by you, okay?"

Comrade Xiong Erwei actually had such sincerity, but Miao Buzheng was extremely reluctant in his heart, because his feet were pressed by the trash can, and he couldn't pull it out, and he was thinking that Xiong Erwei would help him, but this product made such a request, he wanted to jump into the trash can to take a bath, that was not to increase gravity for himself, so how could his feet stand it.

But Miao Buzheng couldn't speak, just shook his head with grinning teeth, and his expression was very complicated and uncomfortable.

"My dear, my flesh, I know very well, Team Leader Miao has a characteristic, when you are excited, it is this expression, which proves that Comrade Miao proposed to build yì, Team Leader Miao, you are very excited. ”

Comrade Miao Buzheng was in pain, but Xiong Erwei thought he was very excited, and this comrade was also very excited, and jumped into the garbage can by pulling onions on dry land.

Comrade Xiong Erwei is petite and exquisite, as if he is the reincarnation of the monkey Sun in "Journey to the West", he jumped into the garbage can, just like a monkey got into the water curtain hole, not to mention the cheerfulness, he sang and danced and whistled to Miao Bu's face.

In fact, this Xiong Erwei is not fetching water, but urinating, this trash can is full of urine that Comrade Miao Buzheng has urinated, and after Comrade Xiong Erwei jumped in, it was full of urine, and it was about to overflow the edge of the trash can.

Miao Bu was holding his feet under the garbage can, he was babbling with his teeth bared, and he really couldn't help but scream, his feet were really squashed, and the pain of the skin was indescribable.

Miao Buzheng's grinning expression just gave Comrade Xiong Erwei a chance to pee, and the urine that Xiong Erwei played was poured into Miao Buzheng's mouth, and at the same time, he was covered with his own urine.

Xiong Erwei frantically urinated on Miao Buzheng, and also told Comrade Miao Buzheng about the benefits of drinking urine.

"Team Leader Miao, don't dislike this urine, this urine has endless benefits, I heard that there is also a urine drinking village, where the villagers insist on drinking their own urine, and calling drinking urine a urine therapy.

The villagers of the urine village are loyal followers of urine therapy, the first thing after getting up is to drink a cup of hot urine of their own urine, some people have insisted on it for seven or eight years, the arthritis has been cured, and their physique has become as strong as a cow, and their ears and eyes are clear.

This urine drinking village has also become a longevity village, and ordinary people can live to be ten years old, and there are many centenarians.

Team Leader Miao, I also told you, there is a place that specializes in boiling tea eggs with urine, and it is estimated that you have also seen many public toilets with that kind of urine bucket, and those buckets are specially used to collect urine.

After the urine is collected, it is used to boil tea eggs, I heard that the boiled tea eggs are fragrant, much more fragrant than the spiced eggs, everyone never gets tired of eating, but also can't put it down, young people will be beautiful when they eat, and the elderly will be healthy and live longer.

In view of the fact that drinking your own urine has so many benefits, then Team Leader Miao can't waste his own pee, even if I am a living Lei Feng who is happy to help others, I will help you feed all the urine in this trash can to Team Leader Miao. ”

Xiong Erwei didn't know where to know these anecdotes, what was drinking urine, what urine boiled tea eggs and other anecdotes, he also fulfilled his promise, and struggled to pour urine into Miao Buzheng's mouth, Comrade Miao Buzheng's feet were pressed, he couldn't move, he had no way to dodge, he could only let Xiong Erwei pour his own urine.

Xiong Erwei was busy for a quarter of an hour, and he didn't know if Miao Buzheng really couldn't stand it, or if Comrade Miao Buzheng's stomach was unbearable, anyway, Comrade Miao Buzheng was furious, and he looked up to the sky and roared angrily and overturned the trash can and even Comrade Xiong Erwei.

"My sister day, Xiong Erwei, you are a two-ball goods, you dare to pour urine into the belly of the team leader, you dare to press the feet of the team leader!"

Miao Buzheng was so angry that he overturned the trash can, Xiong Erwei rolled out like a soaked mouse, Comrade Xiong Erwei was as agile as a monkey, he jumped up from the ground and jumped to Miao Buzheng.

"Team Leader Miao, your own urine is fragrant, it's more fragrant than spiced eggs, after you drink it, it is estimated that your stomach disease will be cured, you don't take stomach medicine every day, don't take stomach medicine in the future, change to drink your own urine." ”

Looking at Xiong Erwei's appearance, Comrade Miao Buzheng's lungs were about to explode, he gritted his teeth and was angry, he opened his eyes like a madman to eat Xiong Erwei.

"Xiong Erwei, my sister, the team leader has to eat you, you hurt the team leader to drink your own urine, you hurt the team leader's feet to be flattened, look how the team leader eats you alive. ”

Miao Buzheng's eyes were red, Xiong Erwei seemed to be his wife and enemy, he had to kill this goods, and he was happy after peeling off his skin and cramping.

But Xiong Erwei's goods are agile, and the ability to hide in Tibet is something that Comrade Miao Buzheng can't achieve, and it is really difficult for him to catch Comrade Xiong Erwei, and he is so tired that his stomach hurts, and he is panting like a dog.

"Xiong Erwei, don't run away with your cooperation, you let the team leader catch you once, and the team leader will teach you a lesson. ”

Xiong Erwei was a cooperative person again, Miao Bu was begging him like this, so he stopped.

"Hehe, Team Leader Miao, I am the most willing to cooperate with you, if you let me not run, then I will not run.

However, Team Leader Miao, I can tell you, I'm here to help you, don't be ignorant of good people's hearts. ”

Miao Buzheng was still gritting his teeth: "Hmph, you tired the team leader like a dog, what else do you say to help the team leader, there are people like you who help the team leader." ”

Xiong Erwei smiled wickedly like a monkey who fixed the seven fairies, but ran to steal peaches regardless of the seven fairies with flowers and moon appearances.

"Hehe, Team Leader Miao, don't get me wrong, I'm tired like a dog, this is also part of my help, you listen to my analysis.

Team Leader Miao, you are as tired as Miao's grandson now, you won't have the strength to carry that sack with money anymore.

Team Leader Miao, not only can't you carry that sack, but you don't even have the strength to run now, and you don't even have the strength to spread the girl yourself. ”

As soon as Xiong Erwei said this, Miao Buzheng was vigilant, and he quickly turned back to the sack containing the money, and said coldly to Xiong Erwei.

"Hmph, Erwei, the team leader really hasn't seen through it, you're not a two-ball cargo, you're a ghost, it turns out that you played the team leader's play, and that was to run for the team leader's sack of money!"

Miao Buzheng also said: "Xiong Erwei, don't underestimate the team leader, don't talk about carrying this sack of money, even if you have two more sacks of money, the team leader will not have to work hard."

Also, what kind of fart are you Xiong Erwei, the team leader has deceived everyone, the big guys are stupid, a few people are chasing the good couple, who will come to chase the team leader. ”

"Haha, Team Leader Miao, you deceived everyone, and you made everyone stupidly chase the Hao couple, but you underestimated the running speed of the big guy, and you forgot to tell the big guy to chase the Hao couple at a speed of one hundred miles.

The big guy chased out at such a speed, it won't take a quarter of an hour to catch up with the Hao couple, the big guy is about to return, they are going to settle accounts with you, and now your Miao team leader is going to run away at a speed of one hundred and twenty miles. ”

As soon as Xiong Erwei's laughter fell, he heard a shouting voice coming from all over the world.

"Catch Miao Buzheng's bastard, catch Miao Buzheng's bastard!"