Everyone chased out of the door of the song hall, and when they met Miao Buzheng standing at the door wearing the clothes that the boss wanted to sing, everyone asked him where Miao Buzheng was running away.

Comrade Miao Buzheng is really a master, everyone asked him where Miao Buzheng ran away, and he actually told the big guy Miao Buzheng that the bastard ran south.

The big guy chased in the direction that Miao Buzheng pointed out, and the group of people was quite organized and disciplined, and they all shouted loudly to chase them out.

"One-two-one, one-two-three-four, four-three-two-one, go up the mountain to fight the tiger, the tiger is not at home, Miao Buzheng is the tiger fuck, as long as you catch Miao Buzheng's bastard, you can get our money back. ”

What a messy slogan, this also proves that the usual training in this song hall is a mess, not formal at all, no rules at all, that is, a group of rabble.

The employees in the song hall didn't recognize Miao Buzheng, and the girls who sang with them didn't recognize that the person who was wearing clothes that wanted to sing was Miao Buzheng, and Mei Gui and Wang Xiaoyue and the group of beauties in the project department also didn't recognize Comrade Miao Buzheng, and everyone ran away stupidly in the direction that Miao Buzheng was pointing.

Miao Buzheng also gave the big guy a hint, that Miao Buzheng bastard is running forward at a speed of eighty miles, and you must use a speed of one hundred miles to catch up with this bastard.

The big guy was a little dizzy when he heard it, this Miao Buzheng is too good to run, 80 miles of speed, that is the speed of the high-speed, they want to chase at the speed of 100 miles, this is to catch up with the speed of the high-speed bus, on their own two legs can run out of four wheels, and the speed of eight wheels.

The big guy stared at his two meat legs, some people's two still have some problems, when it rains on a cloudy day, the joint will hurt, it can run three or four miles of speed has reached the limit, how can it run to a speed of one hundred miles.

The big guys are staring at each other, and they stop in place for a while, and they don't know whether to chase it or not, if they chase it, they can't play a speed of more than eighty miles, and if they don't chase, the money donated will be wasted, and they will feed Miao Buzheng, this bastard.

The big guy stopped moving forward and was in a dilemma, so Comrade Miao Buzheng cheered up the big guys.

"Comrades, think about it, the boss really wants to sing and the boss lady wants to cry that the figure is five big and three thick, it's just two big fat pigs, both of them can run at a speed of eighty miles, can you still be worse than their two fat pigs, look at your slender body, the standard golden ratio, you can't outrun the good couple, that's your shame. ”

The big guy thought about it, and felt that Miao Buzheng was reasonable, the boss really wanted to sing and the boss lady wanted to cry is a pair of fat pigs, the proportions of the body are too perfect, that is, the top and bottom are generally thick, they can run out of eighty miles of speed, then we people run out of a hundred miles of speed, but it is easy.

Everyone thinks that compared with the Hao couple, their own body is absolutely perfect, and the speed of running out is definitely faster than the speed of the Hao couple, who will not be able to even run two pigs.

Actually, the big guy really thinks wrong, people race with pigs, that is definitely a pig, and there are really few people who can outrun pigs.

"That's right, comrades, can't we even run away from the good couple, can't we even run away from two pigs, doesn't that prove that we are not even as good as pigs?"

The big guy is excited, since it's not as good as a pig, it's still a person's, so what's the point.

Stimulated by this, the big guy ran away on all fours, and the girl ran forward, the big guy struggled to speed up, and Miao Buzheng kept cheering them up.

"Hey, you speed up, speed up, speed up again, just now it's twenty miles, now it's forty miles, it's now eighty miles, and then speed up more than eighty miles, speed up and speed up, this team leader believes that you have this potential, you can speed up your two legs to one hundred miles. ”

Under the shouting and cheering of Miao Buzheng, the speed of the big guy quickly increased, and they all gave full play to their hidden potential, and the speed suddenly reached a hundred miles, and even the big guys themselves were surprised, and they all felt that people were capable of outrunning pigs.

The big guy ran out two hundred meters at a speed of 100 miles, and the big guy felt that something was wrong, so the big guy turned his head and shouted.

"Boss, this is wrong, don't you say that Miao Buzheng and that bastard ran forward, why is it that the two fat pigs of the Hao couple are running forward at a speed of eighty miles, aren't you the boss who really wants to sing." ”

The big guy asked such a question, and Miao Buzheng said loudly to the big guy.

"Comrades, it's all at this time, what are you still struggling with this problem, it's very simple to think about this problem clearly, as long as you catch up with Miao Buzheng, that bastard, isn't it clear. ”

The big guy felt that Miao Buzheng's words were reasonable, whether it was Miao Buzheng who ran out, or the pair of fat pigs of the Hao couple, as long as they caught them, it would be clear.

Thinking about this problem clearly, the big guy will move forward at a rapid pace, insisting on moving at a speed of one hundred miles, just like a speeding car.

As the big guys sped away like rockets, Miao Bu couldn't help but laugh smugly as he looked at the speeding butts.

"Haha, you stupid pigs, you still call the team leader a bastard, in fact, you are a group of bastards, you don't even know the team leader, and they are all pigs like the good couple. ”

Comrade Miao Buzheng was so excited that he jumped more than three meters high, and shouted "yes" with two "twos" in both hands, and was very proud of himself for being fooled.

Miao Buzheng's high jump potential is also quite powerful, he almost really jumped more than three meters high, and the excited Cheng dù can be imagined.

He excitedly flipped two heels in the air, only to lose control the moment he hit the ground, plunging his head into the recyclable trash can.

Miao Bu was struggling to get out of the trash can, and when he climbed out of the trash can, a man was smiling at him.

"Hehe, Team Leader Miao, are you so hungry that you go into the trash can to find something to eat?"

Miao Buzheng was completely taken aback by this person: "Hey, Xiong Erwei, are you a human or a ghost, you have scared the team leader." ”

It turned out that the person standing in front of Miao Buzheng was not a bystander but Comrade Xiong Erwei of the Materials Department of the Project Department.

"Hehe, Team Leader Miao, it's a person or a ghost, it's not me Xiong Erwei, it's your Team Leader Miao, look at you who make people not ghosts, but you are wearing Lilang's clothes but you drill the trash can, even a dog is very hungry, and he won't go into the trash can to find food like this, then it will stain a good clothes." ”

Miao Buzheng scolded: "Fuck you, you are a talented dog, Xiong Erwei, there is something unknown about the team leader, I have to ask you, so many people have not been able to recognize the team leader, how did you recognize the team leader." ”

Miao Buzheng is very satisfied with his disguise and the golden cicada's plan to get out of his shell, he has deceived so many people just now, the employees in the song hall, and the accompanying girls in the song hall have been deceived, and even the group of beauties in the project department have also been deceived, how can this second-class Xiong Erwei see it at a glance.

Comrade Xiong Erwei showed his inherent smile again, which is also his signature smile, and it is also a bad smile that obviously wants to steal other people's wives.

"Hehe, Team Leader Miao, didn't you feel like it was raining just now, didn't you feel that when you got out of the trash can, there was a hot feeling on your little face. ”

Miao Buzheng remembered that when he got out of the trash can just now, his face was wet and hot, and it felt like rain, but when he smacked his lips, he tasted the taste, and it was completely different from the smell of rain, there was a smell of mutton.

As soon as Xiong Erwei asked suddenly, Comrade Miao Buzheng suddenly realized something, and he looked at Comrade Xiong Erwei's subordinates, and he found that Xiong Erwei's subordinates' pants were still wet.

Xiong Erwei has a habitual action, he never uses his hands to touch his small solution tool when he pees, so that when he pees, his part is wet, as if a child has wetted the bed at night.

Miao Buzheng saw Comrade Xiong Erwei's wet part, and his brows were twisted into a wire rope.

"Xiong Erwei, you dare to pee on the face of the team leader, no wonder the team leader feels a smell, the team leader thinks about it now, and only your urine will have this strange smell. ”

Xiong Erwei has always had that iconic smile, grinning with big teeth, and always has such a silly momentum.

"Hehe, Team Leader Miao, what you said is so right, only I have urine with a smell, which is also one of my outstanding characteristics.

However, Team Leader Miao, it's not that I want to pee on you, that's because I drank too much beer, I can't hold it back, my kidneys are not very good, I'm afraid of holding back the bad kidneys into worse kidneys, I stood next to this trash can to pee, I didn't expect the Miao team leader to get out of the trash can, this is not my disrespect to the Miao team leader, this is a coincidence, if there is a similarity, even if I owe you a soak of urine, and when there is a chance in the future, Miao team leader will return me a soak of urine. ”

"your grandma, you still owe the team leader a soak of urine, the team leader wants to return you a soak of urine now, and the team leader wants to urinate you to death. ”

Miao Buzheng's lungs exploded when he heard it, he jumped like thunder towards Xiong Erwei, in the entire project department, the person Miao Buzheng was most reluctant to meet was Comrade Xiong Erwei, he was a full two-ball goods, no one could take him, everyone was willing to avoid him and walk, I heard that Ma Xiaoming, the brother-in-law production manager of this goods, wanted to hide from him.

Miao Bu was jumping up to slap Xiong Erwei's big mouth, and he was going to press Xiong Erwei's head under the crotch of his pants, he really wanted to give Xiong Erwei a soak of urine.

Xiong Erwei didn't resist at all, and let Miao Bu toss himself like this, and he was still right to Miao Bu.

"Team Leader Miao, I owe you a soak of urine, if you want to pay it back now, then just return it to me, I will never refuse at all.

However, Team Leader Miao, when you got into the trash can just now, you let go of your bladder to pee, so that the whole trash can is full of pee, and now you want to pee on your own head, you just blew up your bladder, and you can't accumulate a little urine. ”

Xiong Erwei said this, Miao Buzheng was still deflated, when he was stuck in the trash can just now, he felt like his bladder was smashed, the whole bladder was leaking, he felt incontinent and urinated in a trash can, and he seemed to be taking a bath in the trash can.