Chapter 207: Absolutely for the first time
Gao Feng was paralyzed like mud listless, as if there was only a piece of deflated skin left, and the whole person had no energy, and it could be seen that he had been hit by a fatal blow, and his spirit was sluggish, and it was estimated that he couldn't even help him, and he couldn't stick to the mud on the wall.
When the beauties saw the situation of the peak, their hearts were like knives, and the young man who was fearless in the past was like being hit by five thunderbolts, and the soul of the whole person was sucked out, and it was like the wheat that was full and about to ripen but the ears of wheat withered to the ground at that time.
People rely on the spirit, the spirit is knocked down, the whole person is a paralyzed mud, this is the case of the peak, all the beauties see the pain in their eyes, they are all heartache unbearable, almost crazy, all the beauties have come to shake Comrade Gaofeng, they roared hoarsely.
Wang Xiaoyue, Mei Gui and Wang Shangliang were the loudest, and they shook the peak with the most strength, shaking the peak that had been paralyzed into a lump of mud like a puppet toy.
"Gao Feng, you cheer us up, you raise our heads, you puff up our chests, you are a seven-foot man, a manly man standing up to the sky, how can you be crushed like this."
Isn't it just that Lu Zhengshan gave an aphrodisiac, isn't it just that he has a relationship with the female pig at the police station, isn't it just breeding with the female pig, what's the big deal, he didn't do it voluntarily to you, you were drugged and framed, it has nothing to do with you.
Gao Feng, you cheer us up, you are still a people's navy, you have been down the sword mountain and the sea of fire, people are not saints and sages, everyone can make mistakes, people often say where to fall and then get up, you fall from the pigsty of the police station, then you get up from the pigsty of the police station to regain your strength.
Gaofeng, we are all adults There are a large number of people, we will not blame you for this kind of mistake you make, we will forgive you, this is not a big deal, you have bred with the female pig, at least you have devoted yourself to the cause of the pig, and have made due contributions to the cause of the female pig!"
Persuasion is the nature of women, these beauties can really persuade people, they also use their brains, their small mouths can not be spoken, words are like a surging river, the dead are said to be alive, they are also broad-minded, even the peak and the female pig breeding mistake in their eyes, it is not a thing, a piece of cake, just a small mistake.
Their words of persuasion made Diao Xiaochan's colleagues and classmates frown a little, and the more than 100 senior guards expressed some objections, and they said to this group of beauties: "Sisters, are you too demanding, is it a little inappropriate for you to persuade like this, this handsome comrade has a relationship with the female pig, and has bred with the female pig, this fact cannot be changed."
As a young man, how can you not put it in your heart, this is also a shadow of a lifetime, we don't know if this handsome guy is the first time to have a relationship, we temporarily believe that he is the first time to have a relationship, the first time to hand over to the female pig, what kind of fatal blow will it be, maybe some bloody men will choose to hit the pigsty and die, and they will not escape from the pigsty at all!"
Wang Xiaoyue and several girls hurriedly stopped the objections of these nurses: "Hey, nurse sisters, you can't talk like that, people say that a dead horse should be a live horse doctor, Gao Feng has been strongly stimulated, his spirit has been drained, if you sprinkle salt on his wounds, it won't make him kill himself."
Why do we persuade him like this, it is just a kind of persuasion, in order to let him eliminate the psychological pressure, not let him go to the extreme, who is not clear, this fact in front of whom will not be able to stand it, in exchange for any of our sisters present will not be able to live, and will die in the pigsty immediately. ”
Before Wang Xiaoyue could finish explaining, something big happened, Comrade Gao Feng, who was paralyzed in the Lamborghini sports car, suddenly went crazy, he ran out of the sports car, and suddenly jumped to the top of the crooked neck tree like a golden monkey, he stood in the body of the agricultural tricycle stuck in the middle of the crooked neck tree, and then shouted and screamed like a madman.
"I'm not alive, I can't live, I can't live, how can I have a face to see people, I've been guarding myself like jade for more than 20 years, but my first time was handed over to the sow, God, why is this, God, why don't you let me die in the pigsty, I can't live, I have no face to live, who of you girls can contribute a belt to me, let me hang on this crooked neck tree, I want to die to thank the pig!"
Gao Feng stood on the body of the agricultural tricycle and shouted wildly, the agricultural tricycle had been stuck on the crooked neck branch for a long time, and it was about to lose its balance, Gao Feng shook like this, the agricultural tricycle was shaking back and forth on the crooked neck like a swing, and it could be shaken off at any time.
Seeing Comrade Gao Feng go crazy like this, there is one person who is very happy, he wants to see this scene, this person is Comrade Lu Zhengshan, he is overjoyed and can't wait for Gao Feng to go completely crazy, he also pulled the belt from the waist of his pants and handed it to Gao Feng, and he couldn't help but say with joy.
"Brother Gao, yes, your brother understands your mood at this time, you are so right, you have bullied the sow, although it is your first time, although you have been guarding yourself like a jade for more than 20 years, but that is also bullying the sow, you should not get out of the pigsty alive.
Brother Gao, you think about it again, you think about it for that sow, the first time is buried in your hands, I dare to assure you that this sow is definitely the first time, Master Wang told me that this sow is the first time to match.
Brother Gao, think about the sow you bullied, she can withstand such a big blow, if she has the mind, I think she will immediately crash into the pigsty, she can't still run around and still be alive.
Brother Gao, I don't want such a thing to happen to you, since such a thing has happened, then you have to face it bravely, people die in a big place, you choose to hang this is the most correct choice, I am willing to help you with this, I will lend you this police belt to help you hang successfully. ”
Lu Zhengshan handed the police belt to Gao Feng's hand, Gao Feng took the police belt, took it in his hand, and said to Lu Zhengshan with tears: "Brother Shan, your police belt is really genuine, it should be said that it is still special, this quality is not generally good, I think it may be customized by yourself, this belt is still real gold, thank you Brother Shan, I can use your gold belt to hang, my comrade Gao Feng died without regrets!"
Lu Zhengshan gave a thumbs up to the peak: "Brother Gao, you are worthy of being an expert, you can see at a glance that this is an unusual belt, you are right, this belt is customized by myself, the belt is 99% gold, of course this is worth a lot of money, nearly a million yuan, who let you have the beauty of an adult, in order to make you die happily, I will give it to you as a gift." ”
Gao Feng said thank you to Lu Zhengshan while tying Lu Zhengshan's police belt to the crooked neck tree.
"Brother Shan, thank you, although I was very unhappy with you and disrespectful before, I didn't expect your brother to be so broad-minded, and before he died, he gave me a gold belt worth millions, and I didn't want to die when I saw your golden belt!"
Lu Zhengshan hurriedly said: "Hey, Brother Gao, this idea is unacceptable, you have to die, think about it, you have raped the sow in the police station, what face do you have to live in the world, you have to die to thank the pig, you die quickly!"
Gao Feng tied Lu Zhengshan's belt to the crooked neck tree, tied a circle, Gao Feng put his head into the circle, and said to Lu Zhengshan very affectionately: "Brother Shan, okay, you are so right, I raped the sow and really has no face to live in the world, fortunately it is still a sow that has just become an adult, if it is a minor sow, my sin is even greater, no matter what, I can only choose to die to thank the pig!"
Gao Feng put his whole head into the belt loop he was tiring, and all the beauties below were frightened and shouted one after another.
"Gao Feng, you can't hang yourself, you can't be stupid!"
"Gao Feng, you can't die, you have to cheer up!"
Wang Xiaoyue, Mei Gui and Wang Shangliang also pointed at Gao Feng and scolded: "Gao Feng, you are a bastard, you are not worthy of being a man, what's the big deal, isn't it just that you have a relationship with an adult sow, what can this be, that's just a little contribution to the cause of the sow, maybe you can also match a new pig breed." ”
Gao Feng looked at these beauties and asked timidly: "Xiaoyue, and you, I feel that I have no face to live, let me ask you, can you forgive me, if you can forgive me Gao Feng, I will choose not to hang myself!"
Several girls nodded at the same time: "Gao Feng, we forgive you, it's not a big deal, it's just an unforgettable experience in your life, there's no need to use death to apologize!"
Gao Feng nodded very movingly, and pulled his head out of the belt ring again: "Well, as long as you forgive me, then my Gao Feng will choose not to die!"
As soon as Gao Feng pulled his head out of the belt ring, Lu Zhengshan was in a hurry, he jumped and jumped under his pants: "Hey, Brother Gao, you can't not die, you have to die, what's the use of them forgiving you, the key is that the sow won't forgive you, and after this sow gives birth to you and her freaks, that is, your pigs and girls, they can forgive you, you have to die." ”
Hearing Lu Zhengshan say this, Gao Feng nodded again: "Well, Brother Shan, you have a point, that sow won't forgive me, and my pig grandchildren won't forgive me, I still don't have the face to live, I have to die!"
Gao Feng put his head into the belt ring again, and kicked his feet hard, but he couldn't hang in the air, so he shouted to Lu Zhengshan below: "Brother Shan, my feet can't leave the ground, can you come up and help me!"
Gao Feng asked for help, Lu Zhengshan was very refreshing, and jumped up the crooked neck tree all of a swoop, he forgot to give his belt to Gao Feng, the moment he jumped up the tree, his pants suddenly slipped down to the root of his feet, revealing a pink briefs, and revealing two hairy thighs, and these Lu Zhengshan himself could not find.
"Brother Gao, helping others is my virtue Lu Zhengshan, you just wait, I will definitely help you, and I will let you die!"