Lu Zhengshan was very willing to help Gao Feng, he wanted to help Gao Feng commit suicide, and happily jumped on the crooked neck tree, so that he forgot to do it without a belt and pants, and as a result, he made a big appearance in front of all the beauties, and only a pair of pink briefs were left on the lower half of his body, and then two big hairy legs.

After Lu Zhengshan jumped on the crooked neck tree, he found that he had fallen into a trap, and he fell into the trap of Comrade Gao Feng, after he jumped up the crooked neck tree, he could not find Comrade Gao Feng, he himself was in danger, and the person who hung himself by the neck was not Gao Feng but Lu Zhengshan himself.

The belt hanging on the crooked neck tree has also been replaced, it is an ordinary military belt, and his neck is in the buckle tied by this military belt, and further he found that the agricultural tricycle he was stepping on was gone, and his feet were completely suspended, Lu Zhengshan had to rely on his hands to hold the military belt tightly, his life was hanging by a thread.

Lu Zhengshan didn't understand what was going on until now, when he heard Gao Feng laughing below: "Haha, Brother Shan, your two legs are so sexy, no less than the hair of the two sows in your police station, these black leg hair with your two long legs, can be regarded as the first leg in the world, which makes people envious, jealous and hateful." ”

Lu Zhengshan shouted: "Hey, Gao Feng, what's going on, aren't you going to commit suicide, aren't you the sow from our police station, don't you have the face to live in this world, why did you kid run under the tree again, and I stayed in the tree?"

Lu Zhengshan is like a gorilla hanging on the crooked neck tree, dangling over and over, he has a fear of heights, Lu Zhengshan doesn't dare to look under the tree, he is so scared that his eyes are closed, the dignified police station director still has fear of heights, and he is so wolf, it really makes people feel nesty.

Gao Feng smiled: "Brother Shan, haven't you heard of such a sentence, fat water does not flow into the fields of outsiders, of course the sow at your police station can't let me, an outsider, be violated, I'll tell you the truth, Brother Shan, the person who raped the sow is not my comrade Gao Feng, but your own two subordinates!"

Gao Feng's words made Lu Zhengshan hard to believe, he questioned: "Gao Feng, how is this possible, you obviously fell for the green booster they ordered, how can it be that the person who strengthened the sharp sow is not your Gao Feng, but their own, I also obviously saw you snatch their pistol with my own eyes, the green booster was the moment you grabbed the gun, this is impossible?"

Lu Zhengshan recalled the scene of Gao Feng snatching the guns of the two men, that scene was vividly like what had just happened, he didn't realize that there was anything missing here, and it was impossible for Gao Feng not to hit the green agent.

Gao Feng laughed: "Brother Shan, I still admire you very much, you have figured out my Gao Feng's habits, and know that my Gao Feng will take the guns of your two men, so you let your subordinates give me a green agent at the moment when I grab the gun."

But Brother Shan, you have neglected a problem, that is, you don't know that I will still be blind, I did not take the guns of your two men, the guns are always in their hands, I just crossed the arms of the two of them and pointed the guns at each other's heads.

Therefore, both of your subordinates gave themselves aphrodisiacs, and in the end, the two of them fell in love with the two big sows at the police station, which is the first time that the fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders, and the sows at the police station were broken by the people from the police station. ”

"Gao Feng, this is impossible, what a trick, you are just, I won't believe what you said, just now your soul is flying, you want to die or live crazy, you don't want to lie to me, you Gao Feng won't be so powerful, you will not be able to do magic!"

Lu Zhengshan didn't believe Gao Feng's words, he felt that Gao Feng was just playing with himself, so Gao Feng said to Lu Zhengshan: "Brother Shan, you are such a big police station director, why do you keep your eyes closed, if you open your eyes and take a look, you will believe that I Gao Feng will not lie, if you watch a video, you will believe that the fertilizer does not flow into the fields of outsiders, and the sows in the police station are still cultivated by the people of the police station." ”

Lu Zhengshan still opened his eyes, and he found that there was a Samsung mobile phone hanging on a branch two meters away in front of him, which he felt very familiar, as if it was the mobile phone of one of the two subordinates who asked them to give an aphrodisiac, and a video was playing in the mobile phone.

This video played a short segment, which was full of unsightly pictures, his two subordinates were frantically killing two sows in the pigsty, and the two sows howled miserably, and Lu Zhengshan was completely out of breath like a deflated ball.

It took Lu Zhengshan a long time to come to his senses, and he said to Gao Feng: "Gao Feng, I don't believe your video, the video can also be faked, you put me down, let me go down, otherwise, were you acting just now?"

Gao Feng replied: "Brother Shan, you guessed right this time, I am not only acting, not acting alone, these sisters have all helped me perform a good show, I also have a sentence to tell you Brother Shan, just call the director a liar, the actor is a madman, and the person watching the play is a fool."

So, your brother has also become a fool, this scene is just directed and acted by me, of course, with the ingenious cooperation of this group of sisters, this is also a big trick, otherwise, how could your brother shan enter the trap, and automatically jump on the crooked neck tree and hang himself.

Brother Shan's good words don't say twice, it is estimated that you have no other heart except for the heart of wanting to die now, and we will not delay your suicide, we will say goodbye, you will slowly enjoy the process of hanging, we will not accompany you.

Of course, in the end, I have to thank Brother Shan for giving me a million gold police belt, this is the first time I have used such an expensive belt, and I suddenly feel that my waist is not an ordinary waist, but a gold waist of millions of gold.

Brother Shan, although my military belt is very ordinary, it has been tied for five or six years, and it is also an emotional belt, not as good as your gold belt, from an emotional point of view, it is not inferior, don't feel a loss!"

Gao Feng bowed his hand to Lu Zhengshan, leading the sisters to leave here, before leaving here, Gao Feng mentioned that today is the birthday of the trading boss, and he wanted to celebrate a birthday for the trading boss, and the beauties raised their hands in favor of it, Uncle Cao's birthday must make him beautiful and unforgettable.

In order to operate the location of the birthday, Gao Feng mentioned yì to go back to Tulou Town to do it, and held a lively birthday party at Chang'e small hot pot.

Just now, a group of cars gathered together with beautiful women, and after a while, the kung fu was scattered, leaving only Lu Zhengshan alone with two hairy legs hanging on the crooked neck tree, Lu Zhengshan shouted hoarsely: "Brother Gao, old for his birthday, you bring me, I can pay for him, I can not only pay for him, I can also give him a big gift, he can do whatever he wants!"

Gao Feng threw out a pair of pants from the window of the Lamborghini sports car, and an empty big black wallet, he shouted to Lu Zhengshan: "Brother Shan, I know that you are a polite person, and I also know that you are a generous person, I thank you for your heart, you have more than 20,000 yuan in your wallet, I took it all out, even if you pay for Lao Cao's birthday, it can be regarded as a birthday gift from you to Comrade Lao Cao, but you don't need to be there in person, as long as your heart arrives." ”

Lu Zhengshan looked at his pants and the big black purse, lying on the asphalt pavement, he scolded: "The surname is high, you are a bastard, I, Lu Zhengshan, will never spare you, I will not let you go even if I am a ghost!"

Today, Chang'e's small hot pot restaurant is lively, and suddenly more than 100 nurses and more than 100 red Beetle cars came, filling the entire small street, and the car stopped a lot, just like the Beetles engaged in an exhibition, and it was also like two young people getting married to make such a spectacular convoy to send relatives, looking at this situation or the people in the hospital to get married, otherwise, how could these angels in white wear white coats to participate in the banquet.

However, the wedding banquet is held in such a small grade place, but it is a little shabby, the pomp is so big and the grade of the hotel is so small, it makes people a little confused, the big guy can't figure out the reason, maybe it is not the daughter of this Chang'e small hot pot restaurant to get married.

When the old man saw his little granddaughter holding Gao Feng's arm and walking into Chang'e's small hot pot restaurant, the old man had a delusion, and he greeted him with tears, and put his old hand on the hands of his granddaughter and Gao Feng, and shed tears emotionally.

"Chang'e, your grandfather has finally waited for this day, your grandfather is so happy, from now on grandpa, I will rest assured, give you to the child Gaofeng, this is the result that my old Changtou wants to see the most, today it has finally been realized, my old Changtou is really very happy, although you cut it first and then played, my old Changtou will not blame you, are young people like this, do you respond to the trend of the times?"

Grandpa suddenly burst into tears, and said these words inexplicably, which made the second monk of Xiao Chang'e puzzled, and the little girl frowned and said: "Grandpa, what do you say, what do you cut first and then play, what responds to the trend of the times?"

Lao Changtou wiped away his tears and pointed to the Beetle carts parked outside, as well as the nurses of these angels in white: "Little granddaughter, are you afraid that grandpa will be worried, are you afraid that grandpa will not have the money to organize a wedding for you, you have got so many wedding cars, and there are so many bridesmaids, your grandfather is not old and confused, then you can see at a glance that you are going to marry Gao Feng!"