Zheng Youcai took out so many miscellaneous things, which also made Gao Feng and them dumbfounded, and they didn't know what this guy was going to do.

One person was still anxious: "Zheng Youcai, what are you doing here, you won't take this tube of oil, right, then add a ton of oil to get the year of the monkey?"

But no, if you measure the oil according to the measuring tube in Zheng Youcai's hand, I really don't know if the amount of diesel fuel is in the Year of the Monkey, this thin measuring tube can measure 50 milliliters of oil at a time, and this ton of diesel fuel is a small amount of tube.

So the proprietress is in a hurry, she is here to do business, but it's not fun like Zheng Youcai.

Zheng Youcai smiled: "Oil boss, don't worry, it's impossible for Zheng Youcai to measure the oil with this tube, I just do a test before refueling, that is, to measure whether your oil is enough weight, whether there is adulteration in it, the key is not to lack two catties, we cut corners in the project, you must be short of two catties for refueling." ”

"Zheng Youcai, this boss lady has already told you just now, although the name of this boss lady is oil quantity, but this oil will definitely not be short of catties or two, this boss lady can guarantee you, and the senior engineer will also promise you. ”

Zheng Youcai suspected that the amount of oil of the proprietress was insufficient, and the amount of oil of the proprietress was once again serious and patted her chest, and once again assured Zheng Youcai, and also assured Zheng Youcai that she would bring the peak with her.

Comrade Gao Feng was once again annoyed by her, and roared angrily at the boss lady: "Boss oil, this handsome guy has warned you many times, if you want to die, don't use this handsome guy as a backstop, this handsome guy will never guarantee anyone that there is no problem with your oil." ”

Zheng Youcai was still impatient, and waved his hand as thin as a matchstick: "Oh, senior engineer, don't show us the show, your relationship with the oil boss lady, is it obvious that the lice on the bald head, the more anxious you are, the more problematic you are." ”

"With your mother's size, Zheng Youcai, if you say it again, this handsome guy will stuff you into this measuring tube. ”

Gao Feng turned his face and roared at Zheng Youcai, and Zheng Youcai smiled evilly: "Hehe, senior engineer, no matter how thin Zheng Youcai is, it's thicker than this, how can you stuff it!"

"Zheng Youcai, hurry up and do your experiment, the other teams are still waiting to come on●》●》●》●》●", m.◇.c■om car, don't fucking look like an old hooligan. ”

Gao Feng was jealous of this Zheng Youcai, he had never been so angry, Zheng Youcai immediately became honest, he had already understood Gao Feng's temper just now, and he was thrown into the mud pool by him, this time if he was really angry, he really pinched himself and stuffed himself into this measuring tube, then it would be fine.

"Zheng Youcai, what kind of test method do you want?"

The proprietress asked, and Zheng Youcai replied: "Sister You, don't be too anxious, it's not too complicated to test, this Zheng Youcai is a person who respects science, and I will use scientific methods to do experiments."

Sister You, I tell you, one liter of diesel is one thousand milliliters, that is, twenty tubes of fifty milliliters, there is a measuring cup here, it is a one-liter measuring cup, measure twenty tubes, and then pour it into this measuring cup, that is one liter of diesel. ”

"Wait a minute, Zheng Youcai, aren't you a liter of diesel is a thousand milliliters, that is, you have to measure twenty measuring tubes, then why do you only take one measuring tube, where are the other nineteen measuring tubes?"

Before Zheng Youcai finished explaining, the proprietress had a question, and Zheng Youcai smiled.

"Sister Oil, you asked this question very well, where are the other nineteen measuring tubes, come and see, they are all in this explosives box. ”

As soon as Zheng Youcai turned around, the proprietress found that there was an explosives box behind him, which was a wooden box containing explosives, and there was a warning on it to handle it gently.

After Zheng Youcai turned around, he opened the explosives box, which really contained nineteen measuring tubes, and another thing, everyone didn't know what it was.

No wonder, Zheng Youcai was carrying this explosive box just now, and everyone didn't know what he was doing with this explosive box, it turned out that it contained nineteen measuring tubes.

When Zheng Youcai took out another thing and stretched it out again, everyone knew that this was a folding table, which was also used to place the measuring tube.

The measuring tubes were placed side by side on the folding table, and Zheng Youcai pointed to the measuring tubes on the table.

"Sister You, Nong see, these other nineteen measuring tubes are all in place, as long as they are all filled, it means that a thousand milliliters of diesel fuel are full. ”

"Zheng Youcai, since there are twenty measuring tubes, and there are also this measuring cups, isn't that equivalent to the weight of diesel oil, so what are you using this scale for?"

The proprietress saw that the scale was weighed, and she couldn't figure out the situation again, so Zheng Youcai sued the oil quantity.

"Sister Oil, you are still the proprietress of the gas station, you don't understand such a simple truth, just know the volume of diesel that does not have to be converted into weight, a liter of diesel is 0.86 kg of diesel, and the volume is converted into weight You need this scale. ”

"Zheng Youcai, the proprietress has a problem again, you just take a libra scale, how can you convert the weight of this diesel fuel?"

The proprietress is also a person who is not ashamed to ask, she also has the spirit of breaking the casserole and asking to the end, and she asked Zheng Youcai for advice.

Zheng Youcai is also a very patient person, who can test diesel like this, it is really not good if he is impatient.

"Sister You, don't you see these twenty stupid eggs, one kilogram is about twenty stupid eggs, this stupid egg is about 50 milligrams, if it is a chai egg, it will be one heavier than a stupid egg, and one kilogram is sixteen or seventeen eggs.

Because, this firewood chicken grew up eating feed, and some may have been hormones, and the eggs they lay are heavier than stupid eggs. ”

"Excuse me, Zheng Youcai, since these measuring tubes and measuring cups, as well as scales and stupid eggs, are useful, what is the function of these wolfberries and pumpkin seeds, and what is the role of these items that look like bullwhips, are they all related to diesel?"

When Gao Feng saw the wolfberries that Zheng Youcai was taking, as well as the pumpkin seeds, and the whip-like items like bullwhips, he was very curious, could this have anything to do with the amount of diesel?

As soon as Gao Feng asked like this, Zheng Youcai smiled: "Hehe, senior engineer, you asked this question quite well, these items, in fact, have nothing to do with the amount of diesel, these are all items belonging to Zheng Youcai's private life."

Senior engineer, everyone is a man, when Ben Zheng Youcai answered this personal question, I will ask you a question first, what do you think is the most important thing for men?

Zheng Youcai asked Gao Feng, Gao Feng frowned and thought about it, he felt that this question was really not easy to answer, what is the most important thing about a man?

"Zheng Youcai, this handsome guy thinks that a man's career should be the most important, or love is the most important. ”

"you, senior engineer, don't be arrogant, who do you think you are, career love is the most important, your career is the most important and so credible, after all, with a career, you will have money, and you will have love.

Senior engineer, if love is the most important, you will make Ben Zheng Youcai and them laugh off their big teeth, you look at that don't disturb blind date show, the men and women on it, which one of them hasn't talked about three or five boyfriends and girlfriends, they have all loved it several times, and love is more important than fart, in vain, people are becoming more and more practical now, and all aspects are suitable. ”

"Zheng Youcai, yours is not right, there is no love, then you can make do with it, then you will live a lifetime. ”

"Go, senior engineer, are you deliberately pretending to be talented with Ben Zheng, you are still a simple virgin, what kind of love do you tell me, what do you talk about for a lifetime, have you looked at the entertainment industry, how many of those stars have lived a lifetime, and a few of them are not all in love at the beginning, but it didn't take long for them to break up. ”

"Okay, Zheng Youcai, this handsome guy doesn't talk to you about any love, you are a man, what is the most important thing. ”

It seems that there is no way to fall in love with Zheng Youcai, and Gao Feng has no time to talk nonsense with this Zheng Youcai.

"Hehe, senior engineer, Ben Zheng Youcai is a person who has come over, with my identity as a person who has come over, I think the most important thing for a man is to win, and as in the advertisement, he is good for me, and a man is good for a woman."

Senior engineer, Ben Zheng Youcai told you, this wolfberry is a supplement to win, I have to eat two catties of wolfberry every day, people use it to soak in water to drink, but I eat wolfberry raw.

Senior engineer, and this pumpkin seed, do you know what it is for, it is a good thing, eating it can give birth to menstruation, I also eat two catties of pumpkin seeds every day.

Gao Gong, and Ben Zheng Youcai has to eat twenty eggs a day, and after these twenty eggs are tested, I have to cook them in the water tank and eat them.

Senior engineer, there is no need to introduce this bullwhip, I use it to soak in water and drink, people use it to stew soup, Ben Zheng Youcai is used to soak in water and drink.

Senior engineer, there is another thing that you have never seen before, and that is the purpose of this jar. ”

This Zheng Youcai is really boastful, and he is getting more and more proud, like a health expert, he also pointed to a jar for Gao Feng to see.

Gao Feng saw that it was a canned bottle, the kind of canned bottle of rock sugar Sydney, there was sesame oil in the bottle, the cap was opened, and the canned bottle was placed on the ground next to the drilling rig, and a team of ants were crawling into the canned bottle.

"Zheng Youcai, what are you doing here, do you want to eat ants alive?"

Gao Feng saw the swarm of ants crawling into the canned bottles, and Gao Feng had a strange thought, could it be that this Comrade Zheng Youcai can't eat ants alive, is this ant also a supplement?

"Senior engineer, you are really a smart person, you really guessed correctly, Ben Zheng Youcai really wants to eat ants alive, Ben Zheng Youcai eats ants alive every day, and eats thousands of live ants. ”

"Ah, no, Zheng Youcai, is this ant also a supplement, I think it's not just ants, but also other insects, people have insects on their brains, you won't let them get these insects into their brains, right?"

Zheng Youcai wanted to eat these ants alive, Gao Feng was also dumbfounded, he had heard people eat ants alive before, but he just listened, even he, a former soldier, didn't eat an ant alive, or these thousands of ants.

"Haha, senior engineer, Ben Zheng Youcai eats ants alive, not for the sake of insects on the brain, nor for the sake of making up for victory, I just use them to cure diseases, and use these ants to cure a strange disease of mine." ”

Zheng Youcai laughed, and Gao Feng understood: "Oh, it turns out that you are sick, and you look like you are sick." ”