Zheng Youcai is really sick, he is still the kind of person who is terminally ill, and it is enough for people to make up for it, and Zheng Youcai is good, wolfberry seeds are eaten by catty, pumpkin seeds are also eaten by catty, and he also uses bullwhip to soak in water to drink, he is not terminally ill, what else can he be, and he also eats ants alive, which has reached the point of no cure. Top Novel,

"Zheng Youcai, this handsome guy really doesn't have the time to listen to your strange thoughts, you are not only a little sick, you are already terminally ill, you are the same as those who suffer from incurable diseases, people are still sick and rush to the doctor, you are not sick and take medicine indiscriminately, you hurry up and do the oil test, this handsome guy has to go to other construction teams to refuel." ”

I really don't know it, I was shocked when I saw it, and after seeing the true face of the famous Zheng Youcai, Gao Feng knew that this Zheng Youcai was a great immortal-level character, and it was best to stay as far away from this immortal-level character as possible.

Zheng Youcai began to measure the oil, he asked the fritters to fill the measuring tube with a gas gun, and he held the thin tube himself.

"Zheng Youcai, don't you play like this, the mouth of your measuring tube is not as thick as the muzzle of this refueling gun, you let this fritter fill it with oil, can it be poured in?"

Gao Feng didn't want to deal with Zheng Youcai, who was a great immortal, he stood aside and watched Zheng Youcai play, and the fritters took the gas gun to the mouth of the measuring tube, and they couldn't get it right after several times, and Comrade Youtiao was also drunk.

"Oh, you comrade fritters, you're still a man, no, you can't even stand this pair, then you can still do the ball!"

The fritters were very impatient, Zheng Youcai was more impatient than him, and he muttered and scolded the fritters, which also aroused the fighting spirit of the fritters.

"Zheng Youcai, you say that Brother Ben Fritters can do anything, you can't say whether I'm a man or not, of course Brother Ben Fritters is a pure man, isn't it just to pour oil into the measuring tube, you can hold it, Brother Ben Fritters is going to shoot inside." ”

The person of the fritters competes in everything, and the luck dantian uses all his strength, and he also uses the strength to eat.

In fact, just turn on the switch of the gas gun and press it, and you don't need to eat it at all.

The measuring tube that Zheng Youcai was holding only had a volume of fifty milliliters, and the refueling gun would be full casually, and when the fritters opened the refueling gun with the strength of eating, the diesel fuel shot out like an oil column, and instantly filled the measuring tube in Zheng Youcai's hand, and at the same time shot Zheng Youcai's face, so anxious that Zheng Youcai howled loudly.

"Fritters, this is not for you to eat, just for you to turn on the gas gun, why are you gritting your teeth, you want to shoot Ben Zheng Youcai to death, don't you stop quickly!"

"Oh, fritters, this is diesel, this is not white water, you quickly turn off the gas gun, there will be no tons of diesel fuel in this moment." ”

Not only Zheng Youcai is in a hurry, but the proprietress is even more anxious when the amount of oil is small, if the fritters shoot oil like this, it is not like releasing water, although she is a little exaggerated, but once the gas gun is opened, it will be wasted but the amount of oil will make the proprietress careful and painful.

"Zheng Youcai, sister, it's not that I don't turn off the fritters, it's that this gas gun seems to have been broken by me, he can't close it at all, I found that it's like a person eating croton now, and it can't be stopped. ”

The fritters used their strength to eat, and the refueling gun could not be damaged by him, but the refueling gun was broken, and the diesel fuel could be described as like releasing water.

The fritters were also panicked with the gas gun, and they didn't know how to get it, and Zheng Youcai also screamed in shock.

"Fritters, since the gas gun is broken, don't shoot at Ben Zheng Youcai, you can't shoot at the oil boss, it's not a pity that her diesel is wasted." ”

The fritters were holding the gas gun, all the time facing Zheng Youcai, Zheng Youcai was shot down by the fritters seventeen or eighteen times, just got up and was shot to the ground, all soaked through, the measuring tubes and measuring cups he prepared, as well as the scales and the food he made up, were all washed into the mud pool by the fritters, only the bullwhip had not been washed away, and was held in Zheng Youcai's arms, and even the jar of the climbing ants was also washed to pieces.

"I'll check your mother, you bastard fritters, you compensate my wolfberries, you compensate my pumpkin seeds, and Ben Zheng Youcai's ants. ”

Zheng Youcai was like a ghost crying wolf, and he hated the fritters to the core, but unfortunately he couldn't get close to the fritters, and he was washed to the ground by the fritters as soon as he struggled to walk two steps.

"Fritters, you quickly turn off the gas gun, this boss's oil, this is not oil, this is money, this loss of one liter is five or six yuan, this waste of money is gone, fritters, I hate you to death." ”

The diesel fuel that is ejected is the silver of the white flowers, and the proprietress has a small amount of oil to not hate his fritters, and now she has the heart to kill him.

When the proprietress rushed to the fritters with a small amount of oil, the fritters took a gas gun against the small amount of oil, and washed the small amount of oil of the proprietress to the ground.

"Senior engineer, you quickly save the boss's diesel, if he doesn't turn off the gas gun again, the boss's diesel will be finished, you can help the boss find a way." ”

The proprietress is also anxious when the amount of oil is small, and if she puts it down like this, then the car of diesel she pulled will be discharged in less than half a while.

In fact, Comrade Churro was also in a hurry, he didn't expect that he had broken the refueling gun, and the diesel couldn't be stopped, so he was in a hurry.

"Senior engineer, you have to think of a way, if this diesel can't be stopped, then my sister has to kill me, I've only been working for less than an hour, and this fritter has done so many things, you can help me." ”

"Fritters, okay, since you begged me so sincerely, then I'll give you an idea, you just need to snatch the bullwhip from Zheng Youcai's arms, and then insert it into the gas gun, then stop the diesel. ”

Gao Feng came up with an idea, and the fritters were like a treasure, so he took the gas gun and shot at Zheng Youcai, threatening him while shooting wildly.

"Zheng Youcai, hurry up and bring me the bullwhip in your arms to block the oil gun hole, otherwise, this fritter will shoot you to death!"

The fritters asked for the thing in Zheng Youcai's arms, Zheng Youcai was unwilling to give it to him, this was his winning baby, how could he give it to him lightly.

"Fritters, don't you think about it, this is Ben Zheng Youcai's baby, so in the spring of Ben Zheng Youcai, Ben Zheng Youcai hasn't settled accounts with you, and wants you to compensate for these winning items. ”

Zheng Youcai was reluctant to give the baby in his arms to the fritters, and the fritters urgently needed his baby, so the fritters shot him desperately, so Zheng Youcai desperately protected his baby, and the two entered a state of stalemate.

"Senior engineer, this Zheng Youcai protected his treasure to the death, I can't get it down, what should I do?"

Zheng Youcai tried his best to protect his baby, but he couldn't take the fritters away, and he had no choice, so he asked Comrade Gao Feng for help.

"Fritters, since you can't snatch this treasure from Zheng Youcai's arms, then you can use your body to block this gas gun. ”

Gao Feng came up with another idea for the fritters, and the fritters were like a treasure, and he ignored the diesel fuel in the gas gun shooting at him like a column of water, and he blocked the muzzle of the gas gun with his body.

"Senior engineer, Ben fritters finally realized, how did the great hero Comrade Huang Jiguang block the gun hole, he also blocked the enemy's machine gun hole like Brother Ben fried dough blocked the muzzle of this refueling gun. ”

"Hmph, fritters, you can understand it quite well, you are quite brave in blocking the muzzle, but you are still far from our hero Huang Jiguang, you must make persistent efforts. ”

Gao Feng is not a good thing, his idea was originally rather rancid, and he also made his fritters look up to the hero Huang Jiguang, isn't that hurting him?

"Fritters, in order to protect the boss's diesel, you have to block the boss's wife, otherwise you must pay for the loss of a liter, and you don't have to be shy and say that it will be deducted from your salary, because you have no salary at all, and it would be good if the boss's wife did not deduct your salary in a situation like yours. ”

The proprietress is right, a two-hundred-and-five-year-old driver like a fritter, it is polite not to deduct his salary.

"Sister, you have a hundred and twenty hearts, this fritter is absolutely blocking the muzzle of this refueling gun, and as the senior engineer requested, I must learn from the hero Huang Jiguang, I am still far from the hero." ”

The fritters are vows, and they look like they want to block the muzzle of this refueling gun as if they were dead.

However, five minutes passed, and Comrade Churro couldn't hold on.

"Senior engineer, it's not a way to block it like this, the fritters are going to be exhausted, and the fritters can't let go, as long as you let go, the oil in the gas gun will keep bubbling out. ”

The diesel fuel in the gas gun, as long as the fritters are a little loose, it will go straight out, not only straight out, the fritters have already shot themselves down several times, after shooting himself, he quickly climbed up again, and blocked the muzzle of the gas gun with his body.

The fritters climbed up to block the muzzle of the gas gun, and their mouths kept yelling.

"Grandma's, Brother Ben Fritters can't believe that he can't block your refueling gun, the hero Huang Jiguang even dares to block the muzzle of the gun, can't Brother Ben Fritters even block your refueling gun?"

In fact, the fritters really can't block the muzzle of the gas gun, even if they are replaced by other people, they can't be blocked for a long time, and the fritters can't be blocked for a long time, so I hurriedly asked Comrade Gao Feng for help.

"Fritters, if you hold on for a while, this handsome guy will help you think of a way, it shouldn't take a minute to help you think of a way." ”

Gao Feng is also a responsive person, as long as the fritters ask him, he is happy to help, and Gao Feng's spirit of helping others also touches the fritters.

"Senior engineer, I'm really moved, your spirit of helping others is so touching to me, you can rest assured, my fritters are also the grace of dripping water, I will be repaid by mineral water, and I will help you buy mineral water to drink, a piece of five mineral water can be!"

It seems that this fritter brother can't be generous, ask Gao Feng to drink mineral water before he is willing to give a piece of five, Gao Feng didn't pay attention to the fritters, and walked directly towards Zheng Youcai.

Zheng Youcai was shot back and forth by the fritters with a gas gun, and a total of eighty-one shots were shot down, Zheng Youcai thought that this was the ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulty, and he was still lying on the ground exhausted.

However, Zheng Youcai hugged the treasure tightly, for fear of being snatched away by someone, and when he saw Gao Feng walking towards him with bad intentions, Zheng Youcai was very vigilant.

"Senior engineer, don't fight Ben Zheng Youcai's baby idea, you just throw Ben Zheng Youcai into the mud pool ninety-nine eighty-one times, Ben Zheng Youcai will not give you this baby, it is the lifeblood of Ben Zheng Youcai. ”

"Haha, Zheng Youcai, this thing is still your lifeline, it's just a piece of plastic. ”

Gao Feng pointed to the treasure in Zheng Youcai's arms and laughed at Zheng Youcai.