Chapter 509 Gas Truck Driver Fritters
It turned out that the driver who drove the fuel truck was also surnamed oil, and the small amount of oil proprietress was still his own family, his driving skills were a little unsatisfactory, and he drove a fuel truck like a snake swimming in the water, and all ran the S-shaped route, which was similar to the T-shaped model walking. ± top novel,
Originally, this little oil still had no bottom in his heart, and after the fuel truck rampage hit something, he didn't have any confidence, and he asked the boss's opinion while driving crookedly.
"Sister, I've knocked down another fruit stand, don't I stop and keep going?"
"Sister, I bumped into a vegetable stall again, do I have to stop?"
This little oil asked for advice one by one, and the little oil proprietress was quite impatient and sued him angrily.
"Xiaoyou, you look down on your sister, do you think your sister is not courageous, do you think your sister is really not open-minded, sister sue you, your sister is the most courageous woman, your sister is the most open-minded person.
Sister also sued you just now, there is nothing that my sister can't do in Tulou Town, hit a fruit stall, hit a vegetable stall and count it as a ball, you just try to hit your sister, sister doesn't even blink her eyes!"
After getting the affirmation of the little proprietress of the oil volume, the little oil driver was like taking a reassuring pill, he gritted his teeth and went at full speed, he was rowing the S-shaped full speed forward, and the eyes of this cargo were red, as if he was going to kill.
"Hey, you people are optimistic, Brother Ben is going crazy, Brother Ben is going to go at full speed, run over from your stall at full speed, just like driving a tank, because my sister has a small amount of oil and spoke, let me let go of my courage to go on a rampage." ”
Gao Feng couldn't cry or laugh at the small amount of oil proprietress The car rampage and crashed into the stalls, making chickens fly and dogs jump, what does this have to do with courage and courage, what does this have to do with what she said in Tulou Town, and the wealth and wealth can't be so rude.
Gao Feng couldn't cry or laugh at this small oil driver, the small amount of oil The proprietress was lost for a while, and the head was flooded, you can't short circuit your head, and you really obeyed the words of the boss lady and rushed all the way over.
Gao Feng was also a little puzzled by the driver's self-proclaimed fritter brother, and Gao Feng asked him curiously while persuading him to stop.
"Brother oil, you hurry up and stop, it's too dangerous for you to drive like this, have you officially entered a driving school to learn to drive, but you don't drive like this, you won't just practice driving in a driving school.
Also, why do you call yourself Brother Fritters, did you fry fritters before you drove this fuel truck?"
The little oil driver has the backing of the small proprietress with a lot of oil, how can he listen to the persuasion of the peak, especially when he is red-eyed, he rampages on the cross street of Tulou Town, and the light crashes towards the place where there is a stall.
"Hehe, senior engineer, although you are a person from the project department and the owner of my boss's wife, but this fritter brother won't listen to you, I only listen to the boss's sister and my sister, so don't persuade me in vain."
Hehe, senior engineer, you really said that the ball is right, I really haven't been to driving school for a few days, I went for a few days just in time for the coach to teach the S type, so now I just run the S shape as long as I drive.
Hehe, senior engineer, I really won't hide it from you, I didn't pass the test to learn to drive, and I only took 30 points in theory, not to mention the actual operation.
Hehe, senior engineer, there is one more thing to correct, I didn't fry fritters before driving a gas truck, I have been idle at home, and my parents can't afford to spend money to let me learn to drive.
Hehe, senior engineer, why do I call myself Brother Youtiao, it's because my surname is Youtiao, my name is Youtiao, and I also have a younger brother named Youxiaotiao, after having a younger brother, I will upgrade to Youtiao. ”
It turns out that the name of this product is called fritters, but the peak was not thundered to death, and the parents of the fritters named it because it was trouble-free, so they were named fritters, and the parents of the fritters wanted to eat fritters in their lives, so they called their sons fritters, and the younger son called them fritters.
Gao Feng was still guessing, and the driver named Churro said: "Senior Gong, do you think, why did my parents give me such a name, this has something to do with my parents' dreams, they have lived a very poor life, and they can eat fritters once that is happier than the New Year, and our parents told us that they have only eaten fritters a few times in their lives, and they still sold the most valuable things in the family to eat these fritters."
Later, after I was born, they didn't eat fritters anymore, not because they didn't have money to eat fritters, but because my name was fritters, and if they wanted to eat fritters, they were eating their own sons, and no matter how poisonous the tiger was, they wouldn't eat their own sons, not to mention that they were human beings. ”
Sure enough, the parents of the fritters named their son, which really had something to do with their dreams, and they were too poor to eat fritters before, so they called their son's name fritters.
Gao Feng is also very frightened of this fritter brother learning to drive, how did he learn to drive like this, people fish for three days and dry nets for two days, this fritter brother is better, a learning period only goes for a few days, and all of them meet the coach to teach the S-shaped technique, but unfortunately he didn't learn the true meaning of the coach, and he didn't even learn a little fur, no wonder he ran the S-type as soon as he drove.
However, in the real society, there are really people like Brother Churros, who are not good at learning to drive, only spend money not to learn, and look for relationships when they are examined, isn't this harmful to themselves, what a hidden danger it is.
There is also this driving school and the certification supervision department, which also makes money with a clear conscience, and it doesn't matter how well you learn, just let you graduate, as for the car accident is fiercer than the tiger, they don't care about this.
"Oh, Brother Churros, you've learned to drive in this situation, so why don't you stop right away, if you continue to drive like this, it's not a problem of hitting the stall, you're going to hit someone!"
Gao Feng can't even think about how dangerous it is for a person who has not learned to drive a car, it is simply a joke with human life.
Gao Feng loudly scolded the driver's fritters, and the proprietress with a small amount of oil still didn't think so.
"Senior engineer, do you underestimate this boss lady, do you think that this boss lady has no courage, do you think that this boss lady is not wealthy, do you think that this boss lady is not a good thing in Tulou Town, are you ......?"
When the small oil proprietress said that at the peak, the fritters comrade also sang and joined along.
"That's right, senior engineer, you can't think that my sister is not courageous, you can't think that my sister is not open-minded, you can't think that my sister is not a person who says nothing in Tulou Town, you can't think that my sister is ...... like this"
"Fuck your mother, say yes, your mom is big, think you are a ball, open your dog eyes and see, if you don't stop, you're going to hit someone, and it's still thirty or forty people, no matter how rich your grandmother is, she can't afford to lose dozens of lives!"
Gao Feng was completely angry, opened his big mouth, slapped the small oil proprietress and the fritter driver with six big mouths each, and scolded the two of them sharply.
"Ah, sister, what can I do here, why are there so many people?"
Two meters away from the front of the fuel truck, there were thirty or forty people standing, all of whom were the stall owners who had been hit by the stall, and they were shouting hoarsely at him.
The stall owners are farmers, and they also make a little money, selling some fruits, vegetables, eggs, etc., these small businesses are their qiē, and the fritters drive all their fruits and vegetables, which is equivalent to crushing all their qiē.
There is nothing left, and these peasants' eyes are red, just like the fritters are their enemies, they are desperate to intercept this fuel truck, and they can't take care of the danger.
At the head of the line was an eighty-year-old woman and her six-year-old granddaughter, who wept and stopped in front.
The driver fritters had not learned to drive for a few days, and when he saw this, he was dumbfounded, his head was blank, and he could only stare at the boss like a cow's eyes to ask for the opinion of the boss lady on the small amount of oil.
The proprietress also discovered this situation at the same time, she was already confused, her head was as blank as a piece of toilet paper, and she didn't leave anything before it was useless.
"Fritters, you're the driver, and it's not the boss who is the driver, what should you do, you have to ask yourself, how do you ask your sister." ”
Originally, at this critical time, the proprietress should be scared silly with a small amount of oil, and the reaction time is only a second or two, and no one can say such a thing, this is all for the vividness of the novel, and also for the sake of the novel to make up the number of words, and the small oil proprietress must say such a thing.
"I'll check, sister, didn't you swear just now, let me go on a rampage as I like, aren't you rich and open-minded, why have you changed your hexagram now, you changed your face too quickly. ”
The proprietress changed her face again with a small amount of oil, and the driver also complained about her, and scolded with a small amount of oil.
"Hmph, that's what my sister said, but it only lets you hit some fruits and vegetables, and some eggs and the like, it's not worth a few dollars, but who told you to hit someone, if you hit it, it's dozens of people, and you can't afford to lose so many lives if you sell your sister dozens of times." ”
The truth of the oil novel, the thirty or forty people died, even if they sold her dozens of times, they couldn't afford to pay for it, not to mention that it was more difficult for her to shoot at her age.
"Oh, what can I do, senior engineer, can you come up with an idea, this is not only dozens of people in front, there is also a large oil tanker truck in front of this, it seems to be sending oil to our gas station, if this collides with this tanker, I estimate that the entire Tulou Town will be gone." ”
The driver found that one of the biggest dangers was that behind the group of people, there was a large tanker truck driving over, and the driver of the tanker truck seemed to have not noticed the situation in front of him, and the engine roared without any signs of slowing down.
"Oh, fritters, what to do, you hurry up and step on the brakes, it's too late if you don't step on the brakes. ”
When Gao Feng saw this situation, he was also anxious, this situation was too dangerous, not only would he kill dozens of people, but he would also have to hit the large oil tanker, as long as he collided with the tanker, the entire Tulou Town would be blown up.
"Senior engineer, which is the brake, why do I step on it without the meaning of stopping, isn't this a brake?"
The driver was so anxious that he cried, sweat broke out on his head, his clothes were soaked in an instant, and his chest was against his back.
"I'll check, fritters, what the are you learning, you can't even find the brakes, you use the accelerator as the brake, and you keep stepping on it. ”
The fritter used the accelerator as a brake, and he kept stepping on it, so he could stop.
"Hey, put your breasts away!"
The situation is extremely critical, and if you don't brake urgently, the consequences will be unimaginable, Gao Feng glared at the small proprietress with his eyes, and scolded her loudly.
"Senior engineer, do you want this boss lady to take her breasts, what can this boss's breasts do to hinder you?"