Chapter 510: I mean you're tender grass
At a critical moment, it was about to cause a catastrophe, and a bloody disaster was about to appear, but the fuel truck driver Brother Fritters mistakenly used the accelerator as the brake and slammed on, and the five-ton fuel truck rushed towards the crowd like a wild horse. ↑ Top Novel,
At the front of the crowd was an eighty-year-old lady and a young granddaughter, seeing the fuel truck rushing towards them like crazy, the grandmother and grandson were frightened for a long time, the young granddaughter was crying, the old woman was anxious to hold the little granddaughter tightly in her arms, and lay on the ground, because of her age, she fell to the ground more slowly.
At the back of the crowd, a large tanker truck rushed on, and the driver of the tanker truck did not notice the situation in front, and the tanker truck showed no signs of slowing down.
If the fuel truck does not brake urgently, it will rush towards the crowd, and many people's lives will be harmed.
The most frightening thing is the large fuel tanker truck behind the crowd, this tanker truck is loaded with hundreds of tons of gasoline, if the fuel truck hits the large tanker, the consequences are unimaginable, the small Tulou Town will be blown away, like lifting a lid.
The danger is approaching step by step, and the fuel truck driver is a driver who has not studied in a driving school for a few days, and in the face of this emergency, he has completely lost his ability to control it, and his head is blank like an A4 paper without typing.
There is also the proprietress with a small amount of oil, who has already been so frightened that her pants are urinated, and she has long since lost the high-flying and domineering look just now, and some are just urine stains on a chair by herself.
"Hey, boss, please take care of your murder!"
The situation is very urgent, and if emergency measures are not taken within a second, the consequences will be unimaginable, and you may have to go to the eighteenth basement floor to think about it.
Gao Feng didn't dare to delay any longer, he glared at the little proprietress with oil, and scolded her angrily.
Unexpectedly, the proprietress who was scared to pee also expressed her opinion on Gao Feng's problem, and stared at Gao Feng in surprise.
"Senior engineer, what's wrong with this boss's wife?"
"Don't bother, your murder is so high in the way of this handsome guy, it is not only in the way, but also in the way, maybe the car is destroyed and the town is bombed!"
Gao Feng scolded, and directly started it, pressed the murderous part of the small boss lady with his left hand, rode on her body, stretched his right leg under the dashboard of the fuel truck, and stepped on the brakes to death.
It turned out that Gao Feng was sitting on the outermost part of the passenger cab, and there was a small proprietress with oil in the middle, and he wanted to step on the emergency brake, so he had to step over the body of the small proprietress with a small amount of oil.
No matter how old she is or how old she is, she is also a lesbian, not to mention that this small oil proprietress is quite fat, it is estimated that there is too much oil and water, and the murder is naturally more towering.
The situation was extremely critical, and Gao Feng didn't dare to think too much about it, so he could only press the boss's small amount of boobs and ride on her body face to face, which was a little weird.
This strange action also made the little oily proprietress immediately honest, her eyes widened two-thirds larger than usual, and a feeling of suffocation arose, rising from the soles of her feet to her hair, and she was so nervous that she couldn't breathe.
Especially the moment Gao Feng stepped on the brakes, the fuel truck stopped suddenly, and with the inertia of the fuel truck stopping, his body was tighter with the small amount of oil, and his face was almost close to the face of the boss lady with a small amount of oil.
Before Gao Feng stepped on the emergency brakes, all the people closed their eyes, the gas truck driver Comrade fritters, the two grandchildren who fell to the ground, and the dozens of stall owners behind them, they all closed their eyes, they knew that this disaster was coming, and their brains were also blank.
And the driver of the large tanker also closed his eyes, because he also noticed the danger, and he closed his eyes when he screamed badly, he did not dare to look at the qiē in front of him, and he did not dare to imagine the danger that was coming.
Fortunately, the driver of the large tanker truck is an old driver, he is also a driver who learned from a regular driving school, his driving skills are very good, and when he closed his eyes, he also stepped on the brakes at the same time.
Due to the timely emergency braking of the peak and the timely braking of the driver of the large fuel tanker, the fuel truck and the large tank truck quickly stopped, and a terrible disaster was avoided.
When the fuel truck driver opened his eyes, he found that the grandmother and grandson were only five centimeters away from the front bar of the fuel truck, and the front bar was hung with the old man's clothes, and the old man's legs were stretched out under the front of the car.
The eighty-year-old man had already fainted with fright, and her granddaughter hid in her arms and cried, and the little tears were like rain, and she was already crying like a little tearman, and kept calling her grandmother's name.
"Senior engineer, wow, you are still too powerful, you finally braked the car and avoided a catastrophe!"
When the driver found that the car had stopped, he was overjoyed and surprised by the peak emergency brake gauge.
"Senior engineer, you and my sister continue, I didn't see anything, I didn't shout just now, I promise not to take pictures, I won't send WeChat moments, you continue!"
When the fritters turned around and saw Gao Feng riding on the boss lady's oily body, he was also surprised by Gao Feng's strange action, he quickly said sorry, and promised not to take pictures or send WeChat moments.
"Fritters, what did you find, this handsome guy didn't do anything, this handsome guy just did this for the brakes. ”
Gao Feng also found that his action was very unsightly, and the whole person was almost attached to the body of the boss lady with a small amount of oil, and the boss lady was flattened.
And Comrade Gao Feng also found that the small oil proprietress was closing her eyes, the murderous part was rising and falling rapidly, and her nostrils and mouth were breathing rapidly, looking very excited and excited, which made Gao Feng very embarrassed.
"Hehe, senior engineer, I've done everything, and said I didn't do anything, I just said that I didn't see anything, and I promise not to take pictures and send them to WeChat Moments, you can rest assured, and besides, you saved my life, I will repay you." ”
Actually, when the fritter said so, he had already taken out his mobile phone to take pictures, and he was thinking about posting it to Moments.
"Hmph, fritters, you have one set in your mouth and another set in your hand, you still say you don't take pictures, what are you doing with your mobile phone?"
Gao Feng quickly snatched the fritters' mobile phone, checked the photo album of the fritters' mobile phone, and found that he didn't take a picture of his embarrassing scene, so he returned the phone to the fritters, and he also got off the body of the boss lady with a small amount of oil.
Gao Feng got down from the body of the little boss lady with oil volume for three minutes, and the boss lady was still panting with her eyes closed, looking intoxicated, seeing the drunken look of the little boss lady with oil volume, the fritters smiled jealously.
"Senior engineer, look how intoxicated you are to my sister, I guess my sister has never been so intoxicated in the past forty years!"
"Fuck off, please shut up your stinky ass, you say it again, see how this handsome guy cleans you up. ”
Gao Feng was so angry that he smashed the fritters with the receipt list, this guy drove a bad car, but the mouth didn't stop.
"Hehe, senior engineer, I've done everything, my sister is also intoxicated, you still don't let people say it!"
While she was talking, the little oily proprietress opened her eyes, her face was so ruddy, her complexion was a little yellow, and this ruddy rose on her face, and it became a soy sauce color.
The little proprietress didn't calm down her mood for a long time, and she was nervous for a long time before she said a word like a little girl shy.
"Senior engineer, this boss lady can ask you, are you considered an old cow eating tender grass!"
"Go to the ball, boss, you're so old, you can still be considered a tender grass!"
Gao Feng glanced at the small oil proprietress, people say that people are old and yellow, and the current proprietress is worthy of this idiom, Gao Feng looked at her with a very disdainful look.
"Senior engineer, this boss lady is not saying that she is tender grass, but that your senior engineer is tender grass, and I am an old cow who eats tender grass. ”
Gao Feng was very disdainful, and the small oil proprietress didn't care at all, she still swallowed slowly for a long time, as if she was going to brew for a while before saying this.
"Let's go to the ball, what old cow eats tender grass, don't be whimsical, tender grass like this handsome guy is eaten by your old cow, that's what those calves eat, you will die of this heart, or quickly think about how to lose money." ”
Gao Feng couldn't care about the face of the proprietress anymore, he scolded the proprietress with his eyes wide open, and his saliva was sprayed with a small face.
Before the peak of the scolding was finished, there was already a mess of porridge under the fuel truck, and dozens of people were slapping the body and glass of the fuel truck, pointing fingers at the people in the car and scolding.
"Your nurse, how did you drive the car, did your nurse go to driving school to learn, did you get a driver's license, you all give us down and compensate us for our losses, our fruits and vegetables and eggs!"
The crowd below was excited, and they scolded around the gas truck, and they also held fruits and vegetables and those eggs in their hands, and smashed them on the body, shouting for the people in the car to get down.
"Sister, what can I do, so many people are around, this has broken so many things, and I have to lose a lot of money.
Sister, I'll discuss something with you first, I bumped into so many things, then I also have my responsibility, my share, you can deduct it from my salary!"
When the driver saw the situation under the car, he was also panicked, don't look at the rampage he drove just now, and when he saw this scene, he couldn't hold the ball, and he came out little by little, wetting his underwear and jeans outside.
"Youtiao, you're embarrassed to say, you drove the car, something so big, and let your sister deduct it from your salary, the key is that you only drove on the first day, where did your sister deduct your salary!"
Fritters, your sister can tell you, you pulled out the shit, you have to wipe your ass clean, how much of these losses is your business, it has nothing to do with your sister!"
It turns out that this fritter brother is driving on the first day, no wonder this car skill is too good to say, the S-shape is very perfect, this rampage is very in place, and he almost killed himself.
The fritters said this, the proprietress was on fire at that time because of the small amount of oil, you only worked for a day and didn't even have a fart ball salary, let her go where to deduct the salary, she let the fritters take all the responsibility.
As soon as you heard it, you stopped doing it: "Sister, there is no such backlash as you, who said just now that I should hit it casually, you are a person who says nothing in Tulou Town, and everything can be settled, now you turn your face and don't admit it, that's not good, without you doing this, the boss lady, I don't bear this responsibility." ”
The fritters also jumped out of the car and said to the group of stall owners: "Folks, the idea of hitting you is all from this proprietress, and her wild man also has a share, if you want to lose money, find this dog man and woman!"