Zhang Dadao's name changed to "Fraud Zhai" There is nothing wrong with it! The last person who came back to collect protection money smashed a bowl lid and almost ran out. The whole body was cleaned up, and everyone was sent a fertilizer bag to go out. This time it's much better, and Zhang Dadao can't be said to be from the Tang Dynasty after taking a glass of glass. No one believes in the "Ming Xuande Year System" on the top.

But just like that, the red-haired one was also shocked: "500!"

"Why is it too expensive?" Zhang Dadao raised the corners of his eyebrows, and there was a look of contempt in his eyes.

"Five hundred glasses aren't expensive!" the yellow-haired one didn't stop, and the red-haired one choked first.

Zhang Dadao shook his head: "50 glass is enough, 450 is the cleaning fee." The glass is broken, and the things under me are stained with red dust! It's too expensive, it's too expensive, I'll call the police!"

"It's not expensive, it's not expensive!" the yellow-haired one hurriedly grabbed the red-haired one and shouted two words first. In fact, he also thinks that it is expensive, this is a rip-off! But when Lao Zhang said that he wanted to call the police, he panicked. He knows that Lao Zhang has a good relationship with the police, this may be a fairy jump?

This guy is also blind! How can anyone partner with the police to come to the fairy dance. The police who are not angry will not do this! Of course, those who pretend to die are another matter. He was worried, and hurriedly said that it was not expensive to stabilize Zhang Dadao first.

Zhang Dadao nodded with satisfaction, these guys are not very reliable in dress, but they still know the severity. In front of his reincarnated Heavenly Master Zhang Quandao, he still knew how to advance and retreat. Smash his glass, five hundred is called good karma! Lao Zhang Yi stretched out his hand: "Take it! Do you want an invoice?"

Huang Mao hurriedly said: "Don't worry, don't worry, we have something to do, let's settle the money in a while." "Huang Mao didn't pay for it, this five hundred is not a small amount for them, and it was a bit overspent last night to spend money on the whole outfit. Now I have to pay five hundred, and the three of us have to get together!

But at this time, you still have to test it~ You can't make money right away, isn't this to let the other party know that they have no money!

Zhang Dadao tilted his head to look at these guys, frowned, and said, "What's the matter? I see that you guys don't have any big problems except looking at the waste shop! That's what you're going to do, poor! I guess you feel it yourself. ”

It's not that Lao Zhang doesn't want to cheat them out of money, firstly, he has been holding back his alchemy recently, and Lao Zhang is not very willing to be distracted. The second is that Zhang Dadao is a master, even if he is not a master with magical powers, he is also a master who is abducted and deceived. This Pharaoh Zhang is proficient, and a piece of money on these goods is not worth a thousand yuan, and the first one is the three dyed heads. Three families are not enough for Lao Zhang's consulting fee. He didn't bother to bother, so he directly told these goods that they were poor.

But what he said didn't quite like it, and the expressions of a few bad boys changed all of a sudden. The redhead was angry, and he raised his hand to slap the glass counter next to him, and his hand was raised to fall, and before he touched the glass, he remembered the 500 yuan. If they smashed another piece, they really didn't have the money to give. As soon as his hand stopped, the yellow-haired man over there was calmer, and hurriedly said, "It's not like this, we heard that you have a special spirit here." ”

"Needless to say, the poor way is a special spirit. "Zhang Dadao is not modest at all.

"Okay, anyway, something strange happened, so you can cut it off. The yellow-haired man hurriedly said something.

Zhang Dadao tilted his head and said, "What's the matter?" he said, and he continued to play the game in his hand without glancing at these kids.

What's so strange about the yellow-haired ones! It's just that they want to delay time, and the purple-haired ones on the side are still a little clever, so they hurriedly looked around to see if there were any valuable goods, and found that there was still land behind them, and they walked to the side and glanced behind them a few times. The yellow-haired one is also a current editor: "A few of us came from other places to work." ”

"Look, Chaohu accent. Lao Zhang just called back there, and this accent couldn't be understood.

Several boys were shocked, and they couldn't figure out the details of Lao Zhang. The yellow-haired strong cheered up and said, "It's such a thing, we were originally four people together." The two boys on the side were stunned, and the yellow-haired one hurriedly gave them a look, and then said: "We still have a brother here, and he didn't come! At first, he couldn't sleep and went out to smoke or pee. I didn't take it seriously. ”

Zhang Dadao frowned while playing the game, this matter is a little interesting. The yellow-haired man continued, "Then he came back and slept all day, muttering that he didn't know what it was." I kept an eye on it, and at about two o'clock that night I got up and found that he was gone again. ”

"Well, kind of interesting. Zhang Dadao raised his head.

"What do you see?" asked the yellow-haired man quickly.

"It's obvious! You don't have a good kidney, you get up every night. Let's go back to the whole store. Young and easy to condition, less ***, less masturbation. Zhang Dadao looked serious.

The red-haired and purple-haired ones on the side almost couldn't hold back their laughter. The yellow-haired gritted his teeth and continued: "I told me about my brother! I deliberately paid attention to him, and when I found out that he was not there at night, I took the two of them out and went out to look for him!

"Well, it's a night school, and it closed last year. They have bad feng shui, and I told them that the principal is reluctant to spend money on me to adjust it. Zhang Dadao casually said the information he knew. This thing really existed, and Wu Datou was still there at that time! Lao Zhang asked him to sell it, and he almost made people beat it.

Huang Mao nodded again and again, "That's right, we saw him there! There is a small street lamp, and there is an old man giving a lecture below! There are many people around the side. Talking about math, right?" he said to the redhead beside him.

"Yes, teach multiplication formulas!" The red-haired one also said casually, these guys are all rotten at home, and when it comes to mathematics, they will remember the multiplication formula.

The yellow-haired one is called a depressed one! He could only say in a hard circle: "That's right, that's right, the babbling he said when he slept during the day was the multiplication formula! We didn't dare to go over, so we hid on the side." Then he came back at dawn and insisted that he was going to quit his job ......and study!

Zhang Dadao tilted his head and looked at them, and the more he watched, the more they panicked, and after a while Zhang Dadao said: "You may not know, I have a member in Aiqiyi! You copied a joke from "Zhang Xiaoyi Goes to Nanjing" and wanted to bluff Poor Dao? Tell you, when Poor Dao praised the news network, you still didn't know what cross talk was!"