Chapter 2007 Scolding the street and being professional came out
As soon as Zhang Dadao said this, the yellow-haired kid was stunned. Didn't you read this story on the Internet? He listened to the old man in his hometown tell this story, and he was still young at that time! So this story is still on the Internet? It's still cross talk, and this still doesn't let people live. The yellow-haired ones don't know that art comes from the folk! These commentaries~ stand-up comedy~ There are many jokes in these things, and they are circulated among the people.
But whether you know it or not! Now the atmosphere is very solemn, this story is really made up, and there are only three people in their dormitory. Originally, there was a migrant boy from Fujian, and the three of them couldn't be bullied, so they stopped doing it last month. I heard that I went to work in another factory. A few boys were embarrassed, Zhang Dadao couldn't be proud, and he exposed another troublemaker.
In fact, there are a lot of troublemakers of this kind, and it is strange for him to open this kind of shop, and some of them are the kind of young people who are full of food and come to him to find fun. deliberately asked something messy, just waiting to ask Zhang Dadao to stop. Especially the kind of kid who came with a girl, it really made him ask if he could fly up and bite people! But fortunately, most of the people who were looking for trouble saw Bai Er's big man and were intimidated. Or when you meet an actor, let the actor come to a bunch of lines to say that he is confused.
I really haven't met these guys who can tell stories like this. Zhang Dadao felt that these goods were also unlucky, and they happened to hit his professional range. Seeing that these guys were pierced by him, they were really embarrassed, Zhang Dadao was proud, pouted and said: "Hey, hey, come to Poor Dao to make trouble, right? 500 smash glass, 1200 for trouble, a total of 1700." Ask for an invoice of 2000. Card, cash or mobile payment?"
Zhang Dadao pulled the drawer on the side, and the POS machine, QR code card, and money detector lamp were all taken out.
A few boys looked at each other, and the yellow-haired ones were still stubborn: "This, we are really doing this! Really, it's not a joke." ”
"That's it, if you don't know, just say no, you want to fool us!" The red-haired boy didn't understand anything, even though he knew that his brother was making up nonsense. I don't know what Lao Zhang said is the truth! He still thinks that Zhang Dadao is bluffing them! He was angry at the moment, and he behaved more than Lao Zhang!
Zhang Dadao tilted his head: "It's not a joke? Believe it or not, I'll release the video to you now! It's really a thing, and the real thing is poor, but it's just the real thing. You pay a fee of 5,000 first. Poor Dao will catch that ghost with you tonight!Hehe, but if there is no such thing, Poor Dao will not return the money!"
A few boys are really stunned now, this is a two-end block! It is said to be a joke, and they have to borrow 1,700 yuan. If you stick to it, 5,000 yuan is not a small amount, not to mention, you have to find someone to pretend to be evil. I have to find a few more extras under the street lamp. That's a lot of money! They're here to test and tempt, and they don't need to pay such a big cost!
It costs thousands to do a path-finding thing, and the two bosses, Red Star and Misty Eye, can't underestimate their ability to do things! The yellow-haired boy was also a little angry at this time, and he glanced at the red-haired one on the side. Although it was the first time they had seen Zhang Dadao, they had heard a lot about the legend of Zhang Dadao. They all know that they are going to come to Zhang Dadao to explore the way, and they have to inquire in the circle of friends after preparing yesterday!
Our people are good-looking, lively, and inquisitive. They really asked a lot of questions. For example, if there are those people in Zhang Dadao's store, I probably heard about it. Bai Er, a landmark big man, naturally no one will miss it. In particular, Bai Er still goes to the canteen of a nearby factory to eat! This guy is not very famous. In order to save food expenses, Zhang Dadao didn't let Bai Er go to those factory canteens to eat, especially those rice and soup that didn't cost money. Now they have changed their business models.
With such a character, a few color-haired boys can know the news of Bai Er if they ask casually. As for people like Bai Er, of course they are very jealous. They expected that the biggest obstacle in this work would be Bai Er! They hadn't done anything before and didn't say any ugly scolding words, that is, because they were afraid that Bai Er would be there. But at this time, they couldn't help it, they didn't see Bai Er there, and this red-haired kid also had the temper of a thunder smoke cannon, just a little. At this time, it seemed that Zhang Dadao was alone, and he couldn't hold it back.
As soon as he opened his mouth, he said: "Five thousand, you rob it! If you don't do anything, you want money, you want to go crazy." you, mother, you're sick! A broken glass costs 500, have you ever seen the money? Grandma Li's whole family has a problem, I say your mother is better than ......" This kid opened his mouth and sprayed all kinds of foul language first.
This is deliberately looking for trouble, and the scolding can be as dirty as it can be. Ordinary people, when they are a bit old and an adult, do not speak with too dirty words. Especially those who have gone out and read well, at least they know the key qualities. Even the gangsters are outside, and they will pay a little attention when talking to people they don't know. After these boys came in, they didn't say much dirty words. Now all of a sudden, a string of swear words is swearing, and that's the purpose. Although this red-haired kid has a short temper, he also has a lot of experience in fighting. He scolds people first, it's better for you to do it first, or there is a meaning that you want to do it!
As soon as he had the intention of making a move, he would immediately strike first to make a strong black hand! When the time comes, he will not be the first to make a move. If you want to scold people, this kid is really dirty, so he goes to all kinds of organs. He opened the door and cursed, and the two on the side were ready. When the time came, they really wanted to do it, so they pretended to pull Zhang Dadao. Let's take a hit and see what the reaction is saying.
The result was somewhat unexpected, Zhang Dadao lowered his head and played the game by himself, and didn't pay attention to the red-haired one at all. At this moment, the red-haired scolding confidence was a little insufficient! He couldn't figure out whether this avenue was really good at cultivation, or was it cowardice? This distraction slowed down even the level of swearing.
He scolded people, Zhang Dadao didn't react, but it stimulated a professional street player. They heard a fluttering sound behind them, and the red-haired cursing stopped. There's movement in the back! Maybe the big one is coming out. Several people's expressions became nervous, and at this time, the scolding sound sounded behind them: "I said that you are an ancestor of the board, and the Yan family shovels ~ a household registration book of your family, and the eighteenth generation of male thieves and female prostitutes are tortoises, and the tortoise is not a good tortoise, but a leper turtle." You·son·of·a·bitch!Ai wash, eight-grid tooth road, die, die, drip......"
This scolding, all kinds of language dialects came out, followed by the fried sauce noodles fluttering and flew out, directly landing on a patterned grille under the ceiling of the hall, and the mouth kept scolding. He was on top of the red-haired head, scolding and pouting his tail, and a bubble of yellow and green fell. The red-haired one is raising his head at this time~ The mouth is slightly open, which is when he is surprised......