Chapter 468: A Lost Job
"The West Chamber, this is the West Chamber. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Yin Ye was amazed.
Ma Sanye's eyes widened, and he looked straight at the two people on the stage.
Yan Liang is also stupid, the boss with his mouth open.
Chu Cheng's eyes were about to pop out.
In addition to those big names in the jury who don't understand the traditional cross talk door Liu'er, that is, Hou Sanye and Mr. Shi are a little calmer, they have gone to the literary society to listen to the scene, and they also know that they will do this.
The art of ten non-idle lotus flowers is about to be lost, not to mention the repertoire inside, the ten non-idle in the West Chamber originally existed, and the knowledgeable artists here have also listened to the old-timers.
But after New China, there is basically no such thing as singing in the cross talk conference, decades have passed, and there have been countless ups and downs in the middle, and the repertoire of the West Chamber, which is not idle, has long been fragmented and will be lost.
Those old gentlemen who can sing have been old for decades, dead and wounded, and this kind of thing that can't be performed can't be passed on, and they are not Fang Wenqi's stubborn old man, and no one knows it now.
Zhang Wenhai and Fan Wenquan, the two old gentlemen, found countless materials and asked countless old gentlemen about the past, but they failed to rescue the complete West Chamber, and they were only a remnant.
The version they are singing now is still perfected by He Xiangdong on the basis of the fragments, and then they continue to perform in front of the audience, constantly verify and revise, so that they have today's mature version.
You say how hard it is.
So when he sang a word, the wrists who knew how to do it were shocked, and what they sang was a lost thing, and many people's ears stood up at once.
After singing the song card, He Xiangdong sang another four joys: "Sister embroidered a sachet in the room, embroidered all kinds of people in the West Chamber, this side embroidered Miss Cui, and that side embroidered Zhang Xiucai." ”
Sing a few words, He Xiangdong will accept it, mainly because time does not allow, here is not their stage to the Xiangwen Society can let him build casually, if he is in the Xiangwen Society, he will have to perform this cross talk for at least an hour.
"Good. Xue Guo took the lead and shouted hello.
The audience responded and applauded loudly, the West Chamber that He Xiangdong sang just now is indeed very good, and the audience can't hear it, but they know whether it is good or not, and it is obvious that He Xiangdong's song just now conquered them.
applauded again and again, and many people were shouting for He Xiangdong to come again.
He Xiangdong smiled at the audience on stage: "One more? Do you give money?"
"Give. The audience shouted in unison.
Xue Guo smiled and quipped: "You, listen to seven paragraphs for a penny, and still take care of the food." ”
"Hahaha......" He Xiangdong looked up and laughed.
The audience was also amused to laugh, not that this burden is funny, it's just that this stalk has been spoiled by these two people, which is coke.
He Xiangdong waved his hand: "Don't make trouble, I'll just sing a sentence, let's stop at a short time, the main reason is that our show time is limited, I can't perform too much, and when I have the opportunity, I'll give everyone a good performance." ”
"Good ......" The audience responded in unison and applauded.
He Xiangdong continued: "This Liu'er belongs to learning to sing, we are learning to sing from their ten idle lotus artists, this is called learning to sing, and it belongs to the four lessons of cross talk. ”
As soon as these words came out, many judges of the jury frowned at the time, and now the accepted saying in the cross talk industry is that all things sung are classified in singing, why does this person always put forward some deviant views.
He Xiangdong didn't care so much, and continued: "Then some viewers will ask, what is the singing in the four homework of cross talk?"
Xue Guo said: "You tell me." ”
He Xiangdong said loudly: "That's called Taiping lyrics." ”
As soon as these words came out, the faces of the big names of the jury darkened even more.
He Xiangdong said: "Where did the Taiping lyrics come from, it is an art that originated from the ten idle lotus flowers, and there were more people who sang it in the old society before, pulling the cart, carrying the work, all singing, but this thing is the main song of our cross talk business, but for various reasons, few people now sing it anymore." ”
"See?" He Xiangdong took out a pair of jade seeds from a small bag in his hand, he was supposed to sell five weapons today, and he didn't use jade, but because he was performing at Xiangwen Club in the afternoon, he brought it with him, which was very useful.
He Xiangdong took two pieces of black boiled jade and beat it: "This is called jade, it is the musical instrument we use to accompany us in singing Taiping lyrics, Taiping lyrics are rhymed to the end, and the board eye is not complicated, they are all up and down, I will sing it to everyone." ”
"That Zhuang Gong wandered out of the west of the city, saw others riding horses, I rode donkeys, turned around and saw a man pushing a cart, more than the upper and more than the bottom......"
The audience listened to it very novelly, but it was quite flavorful.
Ma Sanye also nodded frequently, He Xiangdong's Liu Huo'er he had seen, it can be said that he was the top in the world, it was strange to say, how could this person sing everything in his mouth so tasteful.
Ma Sanye is an artist who came from the old society, he has a bad voice and basically doesn't sing, but he understands Taiping lyrics. But there are a lot of big names on the jury who don't know how to write lyrics at all, and they hate the art, why, because they can't.
They don't want to mention it anymore, and occasionally they hear an actor singing Taiping lyrics, and they can still smile slightly, saying that fortunately it has not been lost. But He Xiangdong made a lot of nonsense on such a big occasion today, saying that Taiping lyrics are sung in the four lessons of cross talk, where does this put them?
He Xiangdong just wanted to perform well and show his best side, but he didn't know that he had invisibly offended a large number of cross talk celebrities.
"Good ......" the audience applauded again.
He Xiangdong took the board and smiled: "Listen to cross talk to increase knowledge, right?"
"Hmm. The crowd answered.
He Xiangdong said: "What I just said is singing, and what we said, those who say cross talk must be able to tease, and those who can come to laugh, for example, I am funny, I say it outside the table." Ah, our teacher Xue Guo went to the street to play, was hit by a car, clicked, flew out five or six meters away, fell in a pool of blood, and then looked at the iron sheet of the car in front of the car was deflated, and he was going to die, so he had to pay for the repair of the car. ”
"Go. Xue Guo shouted angrily.
"Haha......" the audience laughed.
He Xiangdong explained: "What I just performed is teasing, and Teacher Xue Guo is teasing, if the two of us are replaced, he will tease, and I will come, this is also the same performance, this is the skill we want to master." ”
"That's right. Xue Guo nodded.
He Xiangdong said: "There is also the need to be able to speak group talk, the cross talk of more than three people is called group cross talk, we have to know, and there is also the need to be able to speak stand-up comedy, we have heard the stand-up comedy that Mr. Liu Baorui said." ”
"Well......" echoed in unison again, the audience listened very carefully, this cross talk was fun and could increase knowledge, and they could go to the unit to blow a good wave with their colleagues.
He Xiangdong said: "Speaking of this stand-up comedy, stand-up comedy has a long storytelling, we call it Eight Big Sticks, and there are short jokes. When talking about the Eight Great Sticks, we will say a set poem, which is also one of our basic skills. ”
"This little boxy square is called Awakening Wood. He Xiangdong picked up the little waking wood on the table and showed it, this is usually dropped when we say the set poem. ”
"There are many pieces of Xing wood, there are thirteen wood to return to the source, the emperor also has it, his piece is called gentian, Niangniang also has a piece, her piece is called Fengxia. The civil official is called Jingtang, the military general is called Huwei, and the Chinese medicine shop has half of it, which they call the pressure prescription, and the pressure prescription is used, but the most particular thing is our piece, let's say that the piece used in cross talk is called poor falling. ”
"Hi. Xue Guo sighed.
The audience laughs.
He Xiangdong continued: "We have a set poem that says the names of Xingmu from all walks of life, and I will tell you to listen to it." ”
After a slight pause, He Xiangdong used a very comfortable rhythm to recite the fixed poem, reciting the fixed poem is not a blind recitation, this is to be taught by the master, and it is to be specially taught for many years, because you have to attract the attention of the audience as soon as you read it, and you have to let people listen to you quietly and obediently, which is not something that can be done by simply memorizing a poem.
"Jun supports the gentian phoenix concubine, the text holds the martial arts and tiger might, the precepts and the monks of the altar, and awakens the pressure ...... Syllable...... Immediately followed. ”
After the drink, the audience applauded.
This is the waking wood word in the cross talk door, Mr. Yin Wenshuo said this when he was talking about officialdom. The storytelling door also has their waking words, and they are widely circulated, which is recognized by the industry, and those who learn to review books will do this.
After a pause in the audience's applause, He Xiangdong asked Xue Guo: "How many have you said at once?"
"Uh......" Xue Guo was stunned.
He Xiangdong said: "Then it may be over, then let's go." ”
Xue Guo hurriedly stopped He Xiangdong and said, "Don't go, it's not over yet, just now, you said seven." ”
He Xiangdong said: "Seven? Let's have a lost job." ”
"What?"
He Xiangdong's eyes froze, and he shouted loudly: "Baisha is a word." ”