After watching Ma Jinshan's performance before, He Xiangdong has been thinking about what kind of joke can win them. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's definitely not okay to just rely on jokes? This is definitely not good, because no one has depth, and both of them have turned the stage into a big exhibition of quyi.

He Xiangdong knows all the music skills they showed just now, and he can also use those musical instruments, but being able to use them and performing them on the stage with cross talk are two different things.

He is quite confident in his on-the-spot hanging and Xue Guo's kung fu, but playing this kind of thing must be run in in advance, otherwise he will definitely die on stage.

There are not many ready-made jokes that can surpass them, even if it is the eight major career changes based on Liu Huoer, which also shows how powerful the cross talk between Ma Jinshan and Tian Futang is.

He Xiangdong thought hard to come up with a countermeasure, which has enough weight, and it doesn't take too long to work, I'm afraid that's it.

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The audience was all laughed at by He Xiangdong, these people were excited, and they immediately had a good impression of He Xiangdong and were willing to listen to him, this is the biggest effect of cushion talk, no audience is willing to listen to you, what is the use of your actor no matter how good your work is?

On the stage, seeing this, Xue Guo grabbed He Xiangdong and said eagerly: "Don't talk nonsense." ”

He Xiangdong also asked rhetorically: "Isn't what I said wrong?"

Xue Guo shook his head: "That's not right." ”

He Xiangdong asked suspiciously: "Huh?"

Xue Guo hurriedly waved his hand: "No, it's not ......"

"Hahaha......" The audience was amused.

He Xiangdong said loudly: "Then do you say that what I said is right?" ”

"Uh......" Xue Guo took a good look before saying, "Yes, yes, but your tone is wrong." ”

He Xiangdong stiffened his neck and said, "What's wrong with my tone? What's wrong with my tone? Don't you make people cry when you're wronged?"

Xue Guo frowned and asked, "What have you been wronged by?"

He Xiangdong said: "They were all jealous of me, they all joined forces to bully me, and they all said that I relied on shit luck to get into the finals." ”

Xue Guo persuaded: "Then you have to perform well and show them your true skills, then they will naturally not say anything about you." ”

He Xiangdong's eyes widened: "Oh, are you saying that as long as I show my true skills, others will not underestimate me?"

Xue Guo said as a matter of course: "That's for sure. ”

He Xiangdong spread his hands and said, "But I don't have the ability." ”

"Huh?"

The audience laughs.

Xue Guo said speechlessly: "Then you may really be lucky with shit, don't you even know our basic skills as a cross talk actor?"

He Xiangdong seemed to understand: "Oh, you said that, hey, I know all the basic skills, isn't it just learning to sing."

Xue Guo held it and said, "That's okay, then you can show it to our big guys, let us big guys see how your level is." ”

"Good ......" the audience applauded.

That's where it comes in.

Everyone on the jury was dumbfounded, and they really didn't sell five weapons.

Hou Sanye and Mr. Shi's faces were even darker, these two goods really dared to change the show on the spot, this risk is too great, I haven't discussed it with anyone, these two children are really too disagreeable.

Chu Cheng also had a heavy face in the audience and was speechless.

Yan Liang smiled, interested.

In fact, the show He Xiangdong wants to perform is the twelve lessons of cross talk, and the only joke that can resist Ma Jinshan's bombardment of their quyi is probably the only one.

The four lessons of cross talk that the public are familiar with are speaking, learning and singing, but this is a general classification, and if you break down these four courses and talk about them in detail, there are as many as 12 courses.

These are the basic skills of cross talk actors, but if you have learned all the twelve courses, there will be no more than five of so many cross talk actors in the country, including so many big names.

And He Xiangdong is one of them, so the technical content of this cross talk is not inferior to their quyi exhibition, and even surpasses it.

In addition, judging from the reaction of the audience, the fun of their cross talk is not inferior to Ma Jinshan's part.

Only this cross talk can withstand it.

He Xiangdong once performed with Zhang Wenhai at a small local TV station in Beijing two years ago, but it did not cause much repercussions.

There are many reasons, the first is of course the problem of the platform, the platform is too small, it's just an ordinary art show, and this is the final of the highest award in the music industry.

Also, the last performance was not complete, and he still has a few unique skills that he hasn't come up with yet, but this time he really plans to work hard.

He Xiangdong said: "Everyone knows that our cross talk actors have four courses, saying that they learn to sing and sing, but this is not accurate enough, let's dismantle these four courses and say that there are as many as 12 courses." ”

As soon as the words fell, everyone in the jury was shocked, and they finally figured out what kind of medicine He Xiangdong was selling in the gourd.

He's actually coming here!

Most cross talk actors know the twelve lessons of cross talk, but no one says it at all, the reason is very simple, they are not complete, most of them don't even know half of them, how embarrassed are they to say it, when the audience coaxes them to perform, these people don't all have to die on stage.

So as soon as He Xiangdong said that he wanted to perform this, many people were uncomfortable at that time, because everyone was reluctant to mention this matter, just like most actors in the industry were reluctant to say that Taiping lyrics were sung in the four homework of cross talk.

Everyone's faces were gloomy, regardless of whether the actor on the stage could show all the twelve homework well, just letting the audience know about this matter was a mistake, so how could the cross talk actors perform in the future?

He Xiangdong didn't know all this.

Xue Guo was also actively complimenting: "Oh, then you can show us the same." ”

The audience of "Good ......" was also applauding enthusiastically, saying that they had listened to too many of the four lessons of learning and singing, and now there were suddenly twelve courses, and these people were excited.

He Xiangdong turned his sleeves over and half, this is called the dragon raising his head, this is ready to work hard: "First of all, this first one is called Men Liuer, what is Men Liuer, that is, when the cross talk conference was performed in the old society, before the opening, all the actors in the backstage had to come on the stage to have an opening singing, this opening singing, our jargon is called Men Liuer." ”

"So what to sing, generally sing ten not idle lotus flowers, because this can be a group of actors backstage together, simple but very good, I sing a few words to listen to everyone." ”

Mr. Hou Baolin once said that if a cross talk actor wants to learn to sing something, he must first explain it clearly before singing, and he can't let the audience follow along in a daze, which will greatly affect the performance effect.

So He Xiangdong first explained Men Liu'er clearly before he was ready to sing, what he just said about Hesu is the meaning of the chorus, the big horn in front sang the whole process, and the actors in the back cooperated at the key points.

As soon as He Xiangdong cleared his throat, he first sang the song card of ten immortals: "A round of bright moon shines on the west chamber, twenty-eight beautiful women warbler and red lady, three invite Zhang Sheng to the banquet, and no one jumps the flower wall." ”

As soon as the first sentence came out, all the knowledgeable old-timers in the jury were stunned, and some even stood up in surprise.