The Jingyun drum performance is over, and it's the turn of the cross talker.

Fang Wenqi greeted He Xiangdong and said, "It's time for the two of us." ”

"Okay. He Xiangdong responded.

The two of them began to change their clothes, and it was simple to talk about cross talk, change into a coat, find a red cloth to cover the table, and then you can talk about it.

In fact, whether there is a coat or not, whether there is a table or not, there is no essential difference, but Fang Wenqi attaches great importance to these, saying that cross talk must wear a coat.

The two of them stood forward, even if they were on stage, and bowed and saluted.

The applause rang out, especially Tian Jiani's most enthusiastic shot, and her palms were red.

He Xiangdong said: "Just now my uncle and my child daughter-in-law sang a Beijing rhyme drum to everyone. ”

Zhang Yushu also smiled, and looked at Tian Jiani, who was blushing, Bai Qiang's face was a little dark, the old and the young were not in shape, and they said nonsense.

Old Fang Wenqi also showed a smile on his face, and said, "Don't bury other people's Nier." ”

He Xiangdong didn't do it: "Master, you didn't say that when you recognized me as a master when you were four years old." ”

Fang Wenqi exclaimed: "I, I'm four years old, and your grandfather may not be born." ”

He Xiangdong also smiled, didn't dwell on this issue, and continued: "There are no outsiders here today, one is my Uncle Bai, one is my child daughter-in-law, and the other is my Aunt Zhang. ”

Zhang Yushu smiled bitterly.

Tian Jiani couldn't stop laughing, she almost really called her aunt on the field in front of her.

Fang Wenqi, the old man, smiled and said, "Do you know why your Aunt Zhang is smiling so sweetly, because I have diabetes ......?"

"Poof......" Zhang Yushu and Bai Qiang burst out laughing.

He Xiangdong glanced at the master in confusion, and then at Tian Jiani, who was also confused, he didn't understand what he meant.

Fang Wenqi naturally saw it, and hurriedly said: "Child, don't think about it, you can't think of it if you want to be blind, you are still young, and you will understand when you grow up." ”

He Xiangdong looked unaware of it, and could only continue: "My Uncle Bai played the three strings very well just now, and said that they played the strings in Bulgaria back then. ”

Fang Wenqi said: "Go and perform." ”

He Xiangdong answered: "Go and ask for food." ”

The audience laughed, well-dressed, and the very particular Bai Qiang actually had to eat, this kid ......

Fang Wenqi asked in surprise: "Hey, how do you know about this?" ”

He Xiangdong said: "This is not when I was in the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea, Uncle Bai was afraid of being killed by the bombing in Bulgaria, and fled to Ethiopia to ask for food. ”

Fang Wenqi asked again: "Hey, your geography class was taught by the secretary of your brigade, is it all next to each other?" Besides, you can still dig coal in Antarctica?"

He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "This is not true, otherwise the polar bears in the Arctic will not freeze to death?"

Fang Wenqi gave a thumbs up: "Good learning." ”

A few people in the audience also laughed, and the baggage rang, no problem.

He Xiangdong smiled proudly: "That's not it, famous teachers produce high apprentices, and you are all taught well by the master." ”

Fang Wenqi hurriedly waved his hand and quickly explained: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm your master, you can't abuse me like this." ”

He Xiangdong smiled and said, "Actually, my master and I have gone out to sell over the years, and we have also made a lot of money. ”

Fang Wenqi was anxious, and hurriedly interrupted him: "You wait." ”

He Xiangdong also hurriedly explained: "I mean selling ......"

Fang Wenqi said again: "What do you call all these years." ”

He Xiangdong was stunned.

The audience was happy, Tian Jiani was blushing, and she looked good.

He Xiangdong also really convinced his master, this old fritter skill is really powerful, and he also continued: "If you want to say that my master's character and virtue are really speechless, he makes money by performing arts, and he has money, he is not like those big bosses who go to make a little honey and two grandmothers, never." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "That's it, we're not that kind of person. ”

He Xiangdong said with a disgusted face: "People don't look down on him." ”

Fang Wenqi shouted, "Huh?"

He Xiangdong said: "Master, you know me again all these years, I have seen you and me, and I have ...... Uh......"

Fang Wenqi narrowed his eyes and said, "What's wrong with you?"

"Hey, hey. He Xiangdong smiled beggingly and explained: "Although my master is a little better-looking, but he has a good character, like when others are rich, they eat, drink, prostitute and gamble with their friends, and my master never does this." ”

Fang Wenqi's face softened a lot, and said, "That's right, no." ”

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said, "My master has no friends at all. ”

Fang Wenqi grabbed the fan on the table and made a gesture to hit He Xiangdong, He Xiangdong flashed to the side, laughing non-stop.

The few people in the audience couldn't stop laughing, and a few of them coaxed one after another. Bai Qiang also coaxed at the bottom, and said: "Dongzi, what you said is right, your master has no friends in this life." ”

He Xiangdong pointed at Zhang Yushu and argued: "Isn't this for my Aunt Zhang." ”

Zhang Yushu's handsome old face is black again, and he is unlucky in this.

Tian Jiani blushed and looked at He Xiangdong who was swaying freely on the stage, she was wondering when she would be as confident and generous as Dongzi, alas......

Fang Wenqi also said: "I have nothing to say about my relationship with your Aunt Zhang, look at how sweet people smile at them." ”

Bai Qiang laughed again, Zhang Yushu's face was almost black to the bottom of the pot, and only two children at the scene didn't understand what this meant.

As a professional artist, He Xiangdong naturally won't show timidity on the stage, if he doesn't understand, he won't understand, he said: "Hey, in fact, what is said above is the truth. ”

"Tell me the truth?" Fang Wenqi said.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh. He Xiangdong nodded repeatedly.

"Hey, you kid. Fang Wenqi said slightly angrily.

He Xiangdong smiled and said: "Actually, I haven't talked about my master for a while, and I'm telling you about it again today." ”

Bai Qiang was shouting: "Say one quickly." ”

He Xiangdong bowed his hand to express his gratitude.

Fang Wenqi said: "You are doing death." ”

"Hey, hey. He Xiangdong pointed at Bai Qiang and said: "The audience has asked to say it, people are our food and clothing parents, we can't help but say it." ”

"Hmph. Fang Wenqi let out a soft snort in his nose and said, "It depends on what you can say?"

He Xiangdong said: "Actually, my master is a very literate person, and people love to read. ”

"Huh. Fang Wenqi snorted twice with a smile.

"Good words, definitely good words. He Xiangdong hurriedly comforted Master's sensitive middle-aged and elderly heart.

"Say yes. Fang Wenqi said.

He Xiangdong said: "My master loves to read famous books, the four famous books, Red Mansion, Water Margin, Three Kingdoms, and Journey to the West, is it a good word?"

Fang Wenqi showed an arrogant look on his face, and said categorically: "What kind words? This is the truth." ”

He Xiangdong was taken aback.

He Xiangdong's eyes rolled and he said, "You still like to see the art of war, right?"

Fang Wenqi did not doubt that he said: "Yes, I like to watch the art of war the most." ”

He Xiangdong said: "At home, I often see my master reading an old-fashioned book on the art of war, and I walked over to take a look, but I couldn't understand it. ”

Fang Wenqi continued: "That is, the art of war books are profound. ”

He Xiangdong continued: "Yes, I was going to ask, I just called Master, who knows that my Master won't let me shout." ”

"Why?" Fang Wenqi asked.

He Xiangdong explained: "My master said that he has read the art of war, so I can't call him master. ”

"What should it be called?" Fang Wenqi also wondered.

He Xiangdong patted his chest and said, "Please call me grandson." ”

"Go. Fang Wenqi shouted.