When the bright moonlight sprinkled into the water tank like water, and there was a beautiful woman bathing in the moon in the water tank, the tall and handsome man immediately remembered the great poem of the great poet Li Bai

The bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground, raised his head to look at the bright moon, and bowed his head to think of his hometown.

The tall and handsome man remembered this great poem, and he immediately changed it, and read it aloud affectionately on the spot.

The bright moonlight in front of the cylinder is suspected to be frost on the ground, looking up at the bright moon and looking down at Biyue.

"The surname is Gao, you are a hooligan, you dare to peek at this girl taking a bath, I blindfolded you. ”

The tall and handsome man tampered with the great verses, and before he could finish reading them, Miss Biyue became angry.

"Bi Yue, I blocked it with my clothes, and I peeked twice, you said that a big beauty who was shy of the moon was sitting in the water tank and taking a bath, who didn't fucking peek twice, who didn't fucking peek that was a hooligan. ”

Before Bi Yue washed her body, she asked Gao Feng to bring the red clothes over, and asked him to stretch the clothes to block herself, so that Gao Feng would not watch her take a bath.

"Voyeurism is a hooligan, this girl has always emphasized to you that the two of us are not familiar with each other, and we don't know each other, you are a hooligan if you peep at this girl, I want to blindfold you. ”

What Miss Bi Yue said is very reasonable, since ancient times, men and women have not been kissed, the opposite sex is not familiar with each other, and they can't peep without understanding each other, that is to belong to hooligans.

If two people are very familiar with each other, and after getting to know each other, and feel that it is very suitable, then it is not voyeurism, it is a normal appreciation.

Miss Biyue said that Meng Zhen was blind, and she wrapped Gao Feng's eyes with a piece of something, and tied it to the back of Gao Feng's head.

Gao Feng's eyes were black, his eyes and face were soaked, and water was leaking from the thing, and his cheeks were running down.

"Hey, Bi Yue, what are you using to cover my eyes, why do I feel soft and wet?"

Bi Yue smiled: "Gao handsome guy, this is not anything else, it's just a diaper for women, this girl thinks it's just right to cover your eyes." ”

"Bi Yue, you don't do this, you think I don't understand, what kind of diapers are used by women, only diapers are used by children, and women use that is the health scripture, what do you think of this handsome guy's eyes, you just stick your own hygiene scripture on my eyes." ”

Gao Feng understood at that time, Bi Yue was using local materials, and she directly blindfolded her eyes on the hygiene scriptures of feminine products she used

"Ouch, Gao Feng, you're so funny, how can you say it so vividly, but this girl is laughing to death. ”

Gao Feng's words made Miss Bi Yue laugh, she would never have thought that Gao Feng would say such a thing, and what did he think of his eyes, eyes are what eyes can be.

While taking a bath, Miss Biyue also made a request to Gao Feng to tell him a joke, and Gao Feng readily agreed.

Gao Feng remembered the great poem of the great poet Comrade Li Bai again, he saw such a joke on QQ two days ago, which was about Comrade Li Bai's poem.

This is still an exam paper, and there is such a question to explain the meaning of Li Bai's poem and analyze the author's psychology.

There is a strange student who explained and analyzed it like this, he replied, a girl named Mingyue took off her menstrual light in front of Li Bai, her skin was as white as the frost on the ground, Li Bai looked up at the Mingyue girl, but when he looked down, he remembered his wife who was far away in his hometown, and this poem fully expressed the ambivalence of the poet Li Bai when he was in his hometown.

After Gao Feng finished telling this joke, Miss Bi Yue couldn't laugh anymore, especially the contradictory words.

Miss Bi Yue also asked Gao Feng: "Gao handsome guy, are you also looking at sexy technicians when you are doing scoop skills, and thinking about your girlfriend who is far away at home, you are also a very ambivalent psychology?"

Gao Feng replied: "Bi Yue, how do I know this, this handsome guy has never been scooped?"

Bi Yue said: "Gao handsome guy, do you have this plan, you men are like this, you always want to go to the scoop skills, and put it in your girlfriend and ignore it." ”

"Bi Yue, you asked like this, why do we men want to go to the scoop, and what is left to our girlfriends and ignored, we are not like this. ”

"Hmph, handsome guy, you still don't admit it, then you just said casually, saying that you haven't scooped yourself, that doesn't prove that you have this mind, don't explain that the explanation is a cover-up. ”

"Go to the ball, Bi Yue, you will dig traps, you girls like to dig traps to make men jump in, I answered so casually when you asked, this proves that we men like to go to scoops!"

Miss Bi Yue sneered at Gao Feng and mocked him, Gao Feng felt that Bi Yue was in charge of this girl, she dug a pit to let herself jump in, girls are such virtuous, they all like to dig pits for men, and then gloated as they jumped in, like a frog at the bottom of a well, unable to jump out in vain.

Miss Biyue has been taking a bath long enough, and Gao Feng is very impatient, and has been urging her to hurry up.

"Bi Yue, what are you washing, it's so grinding, even the brushing of the dishes has been done, you've been grinding for two hours, my God, can you hurry up." ”

"Hmph, Gao Feng, what do you compare this girl to, how can you compare it to a plate, is this girl a plate, you can tell me clearly, this girl is a plate for pig's trotters, or a plate for cabbage, don't you make it clear that this girl is not coming out of the water tank. ”

Miss Biyue was angry, she was angry that Gao Feng compared herself to a plate, and she also wanted Gao Feng to tell what kind of plate she was holding.

Gao Feng said: "Bi Yue, this handsome guy compares you to a plate, it's already good, the plate is the plate, not only the pig's trotters but also the cabbage, I should say that you are a swill bucket, you are full of sundries." ”

"Gao Feng, you want to die, dare to say that this girl is a swill bucket, dare to say that this girl is full of all sundries. ”

Bi Yue can't hear this, even a girl can't hear this, even if it's really like a sundry, they won't accept the metaphor of a swill bucket.

Miss Biyue was on fire, she jumped up from the water tank, opened her teeth and danced her claws and ran to the peak, and forgot that she was naked and didn't wear anything.

"Hey, Bi Yue, you don't want to learn the same as the student who explained Li Bai's poems, you have to go through the light like the girl named Mingyue, you haven't dressed yet, you just said that the two of us are not familiar with each other, and we don't know each other yet, why do you pounce like this, don't you have ambivalence?"

Gao Feng was also talking nonsense, and this Biyue girl didn't care about it at all, jumped up and pinched Gao Feng's neck with both hands, and pinched Gao Feng through gritted teeth.

"Hey, Bi Yue, men and women don't kiss, if you pinch me like this, you're giving and receiving it, and we'll kiss if you give it like this, I advise you to stop making trouble, I'm a contradiction. ”

"Hmph, this girl will let you contradict you, and she will let you contradict.

Auntie, brother-in-law, cousins, come out, there is a handsome guy who insults me Biyue!"

Bi Yue pinched Gao Feng's neck for a while, and quickly snatched the clothes in Gao Feng's hand, and put them on his body very quickly, the speed of wearing clothes was amazing, and even Gao Feng didn't see how she put on the clothes.

Miss Bi Yue, who was dressed in clothes, shouted at the top of her voice, and she also jumped and danced in the courtyard like a square dance.

"Auntie, brother-in-law, cousins, you can come out now, there is a handsome guy who insults me Bi Yue, you come out with weapons and beat him, it is better to beat him violently." ”

"Bi Yue, what's the situation, you are standing in the courtyard of a stranger's house, what are you calling aunts, uncles, uncles, and cousins, what are you shouting that a handsome guy insults you, it should be that you insult a handsome guy. ”

Gao Feng really didn't figure out what Bi Yue's situation was, this girl seemed to be crazy, shouting and screaming in this stranger's yard, and saying that she had insulted her, just now that situation should be regarded as her insulting herself, he Gao Feng hadn't shouted insult yet, this girl had already shouted, this is really the wicked person suing first.

Before the tall and handsome man could react, the lights in the courtyard turned on, and the lights in the room of this family also turned on, and when the lights came on, six people rushed out of the room, all of them with weapons in their hands, and they shouted as they rushed out.

"Bi Yue, let's wait for this time, you flash aside, hand over this handsome guy to us, we have to repair him. ”

"Cousin, our master and apprentice have come to save you, you quickly flash to the side, hand over this handsome guy to us, we will beat him to the point of internal and external hemorrhoids!"

A woman and five men rushed out of the house, the woman was very strong and ugly, she was really five big and three thick wearing a red skirt, dressed like the ancient cottage king and Mrs. Zhaizhai.

The woman carried two buckets of water straight to the peak, came to the peak and lifted the bucket high, and poured it on the top of the peak's head.

"Hehe, handsome guy, it tastes good to challenge the ice bucket!"

Sure enough, it was an ice bucket, these were two buckets of ice water, and Comrade Gao Feng was so cold that it was cold from his head to the soles of his feet, and he felt that his whole person was instantly frozen.

After the ugly and strong woman poured the ice water, she was followed by a thin man, who carried an aluminum ladder and put it next to the peak, and then climbed the ladder with a bucket of sesame seeds and a bucket of mung beans, and poured sesame seeds and mung beans on the peak.

"Hehe, handsome guy, it was ice water just now, but now it's hot, do you feel like ice and fire. ”

Unexpectedly, the sesame seeds and mung beans were still fried, pouring down from Gao Feng's head, and a hot feeling hit him, like flint baked in the steaming room.

"I'll check, you sand, let you fry a little mung beans and sesame seeds, you fried all the things at home, and you poured them all on this handsome guy's head, how can you pick them up later." ”

The mung beans and sesame seeds were all poured on Gao Feng's body, and the fat woman became angry and kicked the ladder over, and the thin man rolled down like a monkey.