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There are still benefits to women, she can shout indecent, but men can't, men shout indecent, it is estimated that people will scold him for deserving it. ∈ ↗ top novel,

The Biyue girl shouted at Gao Feng to insult her, and Gao Feng had no choice but to agree to her request and move the water tank out of the small courtyard.

This small yard is enclosed with barbed wire, about 1.5 meters long, and if Gao Feng wants to enter this yard, he has to run a little farther and jump over.

The triple jump of the peak is still a strong point, and he is also used to using this triple jump, as if it is as chic as the basketball superstar Jordan's three-step layup, and after jumping up, you can also add some movements, whether it is the action on the feet or the action on the hands, you can make a little fancy out, which looks extraordinarily elegant.

Gao Feng was about ten meters away from the barbed wire fence, and he was ready to triple jump to run, and before he helped run, Miss Bi Yue also reminded Comrade Gao Feng.

"Gao handsome guy, if you run so far like this, will you jump in very much, will it alarm the people in the yard, or alarm the guard dogs in the yard. ”

Gao Feng proudly scratched the tip of his nose with his fingers: "Hmph, Biyue girl, this handsome guy has been triple jumping for more than ten years, and he has never made any big moves, this is also the handsome guy's housekeeping skills, the movement that falls into the yard is like the light work of flying eaves and walking on the wall, it is silent, and even the leaves do not swing." ”

Bi Yue looked at him with mocking eyes: "Yes, are you sure that it is silent, are you sure that the leaves do not move a little?"

"Hehe, it's a matter of course to be quiet, and as for the leaves, maybe they'll swing a bit. ”

"Okay then, then you can jump, I hope you are quiet, I hope the leaves only swing a little!"

Miss Biyue was a little disdainful of Gao Feng, and Gao Feng thought to herself, this girl still despises her own ability, so the handsome guy has to show her Xiàn, and let her know how powerful the handsome guy's triple jump is, which is many times stronger than floating on the water.

Gao Feng jumped into the small courtyard with a run, and there is no doubt that Comrade Gao Feng's triple jump action is very perfect, and it is also amazingly elegant, and it can really be compared with the basketball superstar Jordan's three-step layup.

Miss Bi Yue also praised from the bottom of her heart: "Wow, this toad jump is really perfect, and it is even more powerful than that Western Poison Ouyang Feng, it is really blue and better than blue, I hope your landing is also perfect." ”

"Bi Yue, what kind of praise are you, how is it like the West Poison Ouyang Feng, how is it a toad jump, this is an authentic peak triple jump, you look at the movements in the air, how perfect the movements of the hands and feet in the air are, I also guarantee that this landing is silent, even the leaves only swing slightly. ”

Not to mention, Comrade Gao Feng can really add movements, he added a few movements in the air, his feet slid several steps in the air, and he also had that chic movement in his hands, just like performing fancy gymnastics, which is absolutely perfect.

Gao Feng paused slightly in the air, and shook his hair very tuggingly, but unfortunately he had a flat haircut, and the hair was too short to flow.

Everyone has a stinky and beautiful psychology, including this tall and handsome guy, he also has a stinky heart, whether it is an audience or many viewers, he also wants to stinky and beautiful, not to mention that in front of such a beautiful Biyue girl, that stinky heart is difficult to suppress.

No matter how elegant the beginning is, or the classics in the process, in the end, it is up to the perfect ending.

No matter what you do, no matter how Top Gun you start with, or how vigorous you are in the process, it can't represent anything or explain anything, the key is to see how it ends, and just like that sentence, the winner is the king and the loser is the loser.

Comrade Gao Feng also pays attention to this, he has practiced this triple jump dozens of times, and what he pays most attention to is the moment when he lands on the ground, so that it ends perfectly, that is the real perfection.

After the beautiful action in the air was completed, Gao Feng crossed the small courtyard wall of one meter and five high, and fell towards the courtyard.

"Bi Yue, the perfect action is about to end, you pay attention to it, you also pay attention to it, listen to the end of this handsome guy's action will be quiet, will the leaves only swing slightly?"

Miss Biyue also gave Gao Feng a lot of face, so she replied to him: "Yes, this girl just listens with her ears open, staring at it, I hope you don't pounce!"

As soon as Miss Bi Yue's plop was finished, Gao Feng really plopped and fell into the yard.

"I'll check, what is the head of this household doing, why did he dig the septic tank here, and the septic is not covered yet. ”

It turned out that the tall and handsome guy fell into the drying tank in the yard with a plop, and the plop was not small, just like putting a bomb in the septic tank, and at the same time, the feces were splashing everywhere, and the feces flew everywhere.

Fortunately, Miss Biyue had prepared earlier, and had taken more than twenty steps backwards, more than ten meters away from the small courtyard, otherwise she would have been splashed with feces.

"Hey, handsome guy, the male god of the triple jump, are you okay, are you still alive?"

After a long time, there was no movement in the courtyard, and there was no movement where the peak fell, and Miss Biyue slowly approached the edge of the courtyard, shouting softly with her hands in her mouth.

"Oops, I'm such a fart, I almost didn't drown this handsome guy in feces. ”

It took a long time for the tall and handsome guy to climb up from the septic tank, and his body was pitch black, and there was feces from head to toe, and the dung water kept flowing down.

"Haha, handsome guy, didn't you say that you landed silently, didn't you say that even the leaves would only swing slightly, why did you fall so much, and make yourself covered in stinky feces. ”

Seeing Gao Feng's embarrassment, Miss Bi Yue laughed hilariously, but she couldn't laugh loudly, for fear of waking up the family, which also made her unable to straighten her waist, and her stomach hurt from laughter.

"Hmph, who knew there was a septic tank here, if there was no septic tank, this handsome guy would definitely be silent, and the leaves would only swing a little. ”

Gao Feng was annoyed, he had only fallen into the toilet when he was a child, and he hadn't fallen into the toilet in almost twenty years, and he tasted feces again.

"Hmph, you are still engaged in engineering, you don't have to check the situation within the construction area before construction, including all kinds of underground pipelines, as well as graves and dung pits, etc., then you can't find out if there is any situation in this small yard before the triple jump, which can only be blamed on yourself." ”

"Bi Yue, what you said is also true, it is true that this handsome guy did not find out the situation before the triple jump, and he grew wise by eating a trench, which also accumulated experience for this handsome guy in the triple jump in the future, and he will definitely throw stones to ask for directions in the future. ”

What Miss Bi Yue said is very reasonable, you really have to figure out the situation before doing anything, otherwise there will be such an embarrassing situation now, and it will even endanger your life.

"Okay, let's talk quietly, or we'll alarm the family.

Gao Feng, now that you have fallen into the dung pit, the actual thing has happened, don't be upset anymore, you should hurry up and carry the water tank.

Of course, before you hug you, you should wash yourself first, otherwise you will stink this girl, but you must not be greedy for water, wash all the water in this tank. ”

Miss Biyue didn't let Gao Feng talk more, and asked Gao Feng to hurry up and move the water in the tank, wash himself first, and then move out.

"Okay, then I'll go move the water tank first. ”

Gao Feng turned around and went to the water tank, and when he came to the water tank, he also found that there was a scoop on the water in the water tank.

Gao Feng washed his body with a scoop, washed all the feces on his body, and then put the scoop into the water tank, and then went to hug the water tank, but tried not to hold the water tank.

Gao Feng scooped water out of the water tank with a scoop and poured himself, he always felt that the feces could not be washed clean, especially that there was a lot of feces in his stomach, he stuffed his fingers into his throat and picked them for a long time, so that he was nauseated before stopping.

"Hey, Gao Feng, you use less water, don't you finish washing, what is the girl going to wash?"

Seeing that Gao Feng was still pouring his body there, Miss Bi Yue, who was standing outside the courtyard, was anxious, so Gao Feng replied to her.

"Bi Yue, there's still a lot of it, if you don't get it out again, I can't hold it. ”

After about half a tank of water, Gao Feng tried again, and this time he was able to hold the water tank, so he came to the yard with the water tank.

"Hey, Bi Yue, how can this water tank get out, I didn't jump in just now, and now let me hold the water tank, it will definitely not be able to jump out." ”

"Oh, so be it, then you put the water tank back, you jump out of the yard, and then carry me into the yard. ”

Bi Yue thought about it for a long time and felt that it was better to put the water tank back in its place.

"I'll go, Bi Yue, you're torturing me, you said this a long time ago, so why should I jump around and move around. ”

Although Gao Feng complained, he still listened to Bi Yue's words, moved the water tank back to its original place, and jumped out of the yard again, this time he couldn't run, he couldn't complete the triple jump, just jumped out of the yard gently.

After jumping over, Gao Feng picked up Bi Yue and stood next to the courtyard wall and tried it.

"No, Bi Yue, you're heavier, I can't jump over this yard. ”

"Oh, what people said is really right, what's the use of a handsome guy, can you eat it, you can't jump off such a small courtyard wall, it's not very good just now, and it's a triple jump, why don't you have a perfect triple jump, you still put this girl down, let this girl dance a perfect triple jump for you. ”

Bi Yue's words were speechless, and at the same time, he also felt amazing.

"Bi Yue, do you really know how to triple jump?"

"Hmph, you don't believe it, of course this girl will?"

After Bi Yue got off Gao Feng's shoulder, she took twenty steps backwards directly, and then started to run, until she stopped in front of the small gate of the small courtyard, and walked in calmly with a gentle push of the courtyard door.

"I'll check, Bi Yue, you obviously know that the door of this courtyard is open, and you still let this handsome guy triple jump, causing this handsome guy to drink several catties of feces!"

Seeing Bi Yue calmly walking into the courtyard gate, Comrade Gao Feng shouted up to the sky.