Xiong Erwei took the fake phone reimbursement form to Zhang Aiqing to get money, but the list was handed over to Zhang Aiqing but was torn by this girl, this girl really knows how to tear it, tearing it to pieces, confetti flew all over Xiong Erwei's face, just like a lovelorn girl who tore the lover's letter to shreds.

Xiong Erwei, who was waiting to get the money, was waiting for the money with big teeth, he was also counting on this money for pocket money this month, he was really penniless, and the only five hundred yuan left in his pocket was looted by Da Liu Qing, of course, it was the result of his willingness.

Seeing that a huge sum of money in his hand was wiped out by this little girl's two little hands, Comrade Xiong Erwei cried at that time: "Zhang Aiqing, what are you doing, what are you tearing up my reimbursement form for, I am waiting for this money to be used, why did you tear it up?"

Zhang Aiqing stood up and glared at Xiong Erwei angrily: "Xiong Erwei, what are you howling, can't you fight with the old lady, why did the old lady tear up your reimbursement form, don't you think about it yourself carefully, don't you think about it carefully before you fake, can you fake it, people can fake it with fakes, your level is too bad, people can see it at a glance!"

Xiong Erwei was really afraid of Zhang Aiqing, Zhang Aiqing's eyes glared, Xiong Erwei was honest, and retreated again and again:" Zhang Aiqing, don't move forward, don't move forward, I don't fight with you, I'm a reasonable person, I'm going to reason with you, you say that I can't fake the truth, this is not right, I can fake it completely, there are three leaders on the reimbursement form, they didn't see it, even your minister didn't see the clues, why can't I be fake and true, I still admire my girlfriend's ability to fake!"

Xiong Erwei retreated again and again, and reasoned with Zhang Aiqing, Zhang Aiqing was happy when she saw Xiong Erwei's virtue, it should be said that she scoffed: " Hmph, Xiong Erwei, you still asked the old lady not to move forward, the old lady is about to move forward, you are quite good at words, prove that you are a civilized person, don't you don't confess to yourself, you yourself admit to the fraud, or your girlfriend helped you to fake, the old lady doesn't have to guess that your girlfriend is the thirty-year-old fat young woman in the mobile communication store, you are in a hurry to use this money now because you were deceived by your fat girlfriend and were penniless!"

Xiong Erwei said: "Zhang Aiqing, it's not allowed to say that my girlfriend is fat, she is not fat, she is plump and sexy, you are jealous that my girlfriend is plumper than you!"

Zhang Aiqing laughed: "Haha, Xiong Erwei, you're right, my mother is really jealous that your girlfriend is plumper than me, especially jealous that her breasts are too huge, but if you don't make this bear here, people don't treat you as a boyfriend, she is just looking for a fool to cheat her pocket money, I guess you haven't even touched it so far." ”

Zhang Aiqing laughed at Xiong Erwei like this, Xiong Erwei was not convinced, he jumped up and jumped: "Zhang Aiqing, you are talking nonsense, you look down on people too much, how can I Xiong Erwei be so charming that I can't even touch my hands, I can tell you, not only did I touch my hands, but I also touched her steamed buns!"

Xiong Erwei thought about the huge breasts of the female saleswoman in the communication store, and his harath couldn't help but flow out along the corners of his mouth, Zhang Aiqing became angry when he saw Xiong Erwei's appearance of the two balls, and scolded him angrily: "Xiong Erwei, you are a standard hooligan, you roll for the old lady, I don't know what you think in your head all day long, you think about touching other people's saleswoman's steamed buns all day long, you can roll as far as you can!"

Xiong Erwei is not leaving, he can't go either, I saw hope just now, the one hundred and ninety-eight money is about to arrive, and it has become fragments in a blink of an eye, he can end his dream so quickly, Brother Xiong is still crying with a sad face.

"Zhang Aiqing, you can let me go as far as I want, but you have to pay me my phone bill, the leaders have signed, why do you tear it up for me, you have to give me one hundred and ninety-eight yuan, that is the money I exchanged for wisdom, it should be said that my girlfriend came up with a wise mind!"

Zhang Aiqing sneered and pointed to the confetti on the ground: "Xiong Erwei, have you carefully looked at the words signed by several leaders on the reimbursement form, these leaders have signed, but you didn't see clearly that our minister signed a word before agreeing, didn't you open your bear eyes when she squinted, not to mention that your foolish girlfriend wrote like an ant crawling, which is uglier than your Xiong Erwei's writing, who can't see that it is cheating!"

Xiong Erwei also shook his head and said: "Zhang Aiqing, this is impossible, this is completely impossible, I don't believe what you say, I don't believe it if there is no word before agreeing." ”

Zhang Aiqing said with a cold face: "Xiong Erwei, if you don't believe it, you will believe it if you put together this confetti." ”

Xiong Erwei looked at the confetti on the ground, and the bear face became even more ugly: "Zhang Aiqing, you did it on purpose, everyone knows that you are the most powerful at spreading letter paper, you are even more powerful than the shredder, the paper you scattered is so broken that you can't pick it up, you let me put it together now, you don't mean to fix me!"

Zhang Aiqing took her cartoon cup, poured a glass of pure milk, and then shook her ass and left: "Xiong Erwei, you don't love to fight, anyway, it's not the old lady's phone bill, if you need this money urgently, you can fight patiently, I guess you will have hope!"

Zhang Aiqing turned around and walked away, Xiong Erwei looked at Zhang Aiqing's twisted buttocks, he spat a few mouthfuls of saliva and scolded Zhang Aiqing's buttocks downstairs: "Zhang Aiqing, you just do it on purpose, you are jealous that my Xiong Erwei's girlfriend is sexier than you, and her breasts are bigger than yours, and you have the ability to compare steamed buns with my girlfriend." ”

Xiong Erwei thought about it, and he said to himself: "However, this Aiqing's two steamed buns are not small, and they are also huge among the beauties of the project department, not much better than my girlfriend." ”

Xiong Erwei is two years old, as colleagues said, Zhang Aiqing's technology of tearing the reimbursement form is unmatched, even the shredder is ashamed, how can the scraps of paper in this place be put together, this is life-threatening, it is estimated that it will take three days and three nights to complete the work of putting together confetti.

Xiong Erwei looked at the confetti on the ground, he hated Zhang Aiqing to the core, he stomped his feet and beat his chest and scolded Zhang Aiqing, Xiong Erwei also has a habit, he likes to spit in the sky when he scolds, he spit fifteen or sixteen mouthfuls of saliva in one breath, just like the child who shot fifteen or sixteen mouthfuls like a water gun.

This coherent action made Xiong Erwei very relieved, he also felt much more comfortable in his heart, quite relieved, he felt that it was just confetti, no difficulty could stump him Brother Xiong, the reimbursement form could still be put together, and when the time came, this Aiqing would have nothing to say, and obediently send the money to the handsome guy.

Xiong Erwei figured it out, he thinks that this one hundred and ninety-eight yuan is not a small amount of money, at least for now, it is still a huge amount of money for himself, and it is also an emergency fund for his girlfriend, if he doesn't have this money, how can he rub his girlfriend's oil.

Xiong Erwei's personality is better, everything comes and goes quickly, and he will not store the unhappiness in his heart for a long time, his spirit is really worth learning from everyone, maybe like the spirit of Ah Q, Xiong Erwei boasts that he is a bear that cannot be killed.

Xiong Erwei thought of his plump girlfriend, he couldn't help but be happy, and then kicked down to pick up the confetti that Zhang Aiqing threw on the ground, after he kicked down, his brows wrinkled like a wire rope, and he scolded angrily.

"My grandmother's, what kind of bastard spits saliva, just like a child peeing and spit so much saliva, soaking my reimbursement form, how can I pick it up!"

But it's not, the confetti in that place has been spit out a lot, and the confetti has been wet, can Xiong Erwei not scold, he scolded for a while but suddenly remembered, he suddenly slapped his thigh and said: "My own grandmother's, this is the saliva of other bastards, this is originally the saliva of my own bastard, what about the saliva that I scolded Zhang Aiqing just now, no wonder this saliva is so familiar, my saliva is also very distinctive, that is what others can't spit out!"

Xiong Erwei slapped his thigh suddenly, and he found a problem, that is, he slapped his thigh and caused a gust of wind, which blew up the confetti on the ground, and the confetti was blown away.

Xiong Erwei shouted while chasing back: "Confetti, you fly slowly, wait for me Xiong Erwei, confetti, you fly slowly, wait for me Xiong Erwei!"

Xiong Erwei was chasing after him, and at this time, the cleaning aunt happened to come out of the bathroom with a basin of water, and suddenly collided with Xiong Erwei, and the basin in the aunt's hand suddenly fell into the corridor, and a basin full of water poured down, all splashed in the corridor.

Xiong Erwei still shouted: "Confetti, you fly slowly, wait for me Xiong Erwei!"

Auntie's basin of water leaked down, washed away all the confetti in the corridor, and went down the stairs, Xiong Erwei saw this situation, he froze at that time, his own pants were also splashed wet by the water in the aunt's basin, and he also found that the basin of water that the aunt brought was not clean water, but water that had been washed with a mop.

Suddenly there was an accident, the aunt was quite embarrassed, she hurriedly ran back to the bathroom and took out a big mop, dragged Xiong Erwei's pants and the corridor wildly, and apologized again and again while dragging it quickly.

"Manager Xiong, I'm sorry, I'm old, I always forget it, sometimes I do things upside down, I originally wanted to bring dirty water into the bathroom and pour it, but I don't know how to bring it out, I'm really sorry, I'm so panicked when I'm old!"

Xiong Erwei's clean pants were dragged dirty, and the confetti on the aisle was washed over by dirty water and dragged by his aunt with a dirty mop, and it suddenly became dirty.