Fan Haichao, director of the Coordination Office, selflessly kicked the telephone pole and kicked the wandering dog, kicked the wandering dog to death on the spot, and kicked himself to a bloody blur, and his feet were so rotten that they couldn't form shape.

Fan Haichao's selfless work attitude attracted a person, this person patted him on the shoulder more than a dozen times, but the result was not able to make Director Fan react, and finally took out the largest movable wrench from the motorcycle toolbox and slapped it on Director Fan's shoulder, which made Director Fan come to his senses.

Director Fan saw that the person who patted him was a man on a motorcycle, with a helmet on his head, and a large movable wrench in his hand, staring at himself with two eyes, as if he had found a strange alien.

Fan looked at his shoulder, and found that his shoulder was smashed into a big hole, he was very unhappy, how could there be such a greeting person, fortunately, his bones were still relatively hard, if it was someone else, he would have been stoned to death.

Comrade Fan Haichao asked this person why he hit himself with a big wrench, and that person sued Fan for his head, and he slapped his shoulder more than a dozen times, but you guy didn't react, so he could only use a big wrench to smash it, and at the same time reminded Comrade Fan Haichao that what you kicked to death was not a dog or a man, but a telephone pole and a dog with violent teeth.

This person's reminder Director Fan still didn't believe it, and this person hit him heavily with a big wrench on the melon seed in his head, and immediately smashed Comrade Fan Haichao to react.

He found that this person was not wrong, he kicked the shadowless foot for half an hour, and the kick was really not a pair of dogs and men Yang Guang and Tyrant Tooth Sister, but a bloody dog and a bloody telephone pole.

If this person mentions it or not, Director Fan will react, it's just a matter of time, he was too forgetful at first, and he entered the realm of selflessness, and he wouldn't feel the pain of being kicked in his foot, and when he came to his senses completely, he felt a huge pain coming to him.

Director Fan stared at his own pair of rotten feet that had been kicked open, not even a shape, all the toenails were kicked to the ground, none of the ten toes were intact and good, rotten in a pile of paste, the skin and flesh of the leather shoes were intertwined, it was really unclear, and the arrows were miserable.

Director Fan looked at his rotten feet, and then looked at the stray dog that was kicked to death by himself, the dog was similar to his own feet, they were all flesh and blood blurred flesh and skin, he snorted twice, and Director Fan fainted.

Fan Haichao was woken up by others, when he opened his eyes, he immediately saw the largest movable wrench, he jumped up like a conditioned reflex, and then quickly swept his eyes on himself, he found that there were many wrench prints on his front, all of which were huge blood marks, as if the front was all stamped with pork stamps, full of them, Director Fan shouted.

"Hey, what are you doing here, you are a piece of pork in my Fan's head, you take a big wrench and poke it at Lao Tzu's body, this front is full of you, no need, Lao Tzu's back is also full of you, you think you are a state unit, you will stamp it, Lao Tzu This is a body made of flesh and skin, how can it withstand your toss like this!"

This person is none other than the man on a motorcycle, just like Fan Haichao, he really used a big wrench to knock Comrade Fan Haichao's whole body over, and this person waved the big wrench and screamed unhappily.

"Hey, this can be blamed on Lao Tzu, who made you a bastard a turtle, you can't wake up no matter how you get it, Lao Tzu can only poke you with a wrench, even with this big wrench It's hard work, you see that Lao Tzu is so tired that he is out of breath, as if he has done two hours of physical work, tired like a turtle grandson." ”

The man was so tired, panting and panting, his face was covered with beads of sweat, and he didn't want to take off the helmet, he was still wearing the motorcycle helmet, panting with his mouth wide open.

Director Fan saw that this person was tired of such virtue, and he still felt very sorry, and he was embarrassed.

"Ouch, brother, I'm really sorry, it's my fault to tire you like this, it's my fault, your brother is really in pain, fainted, otherwise, I wouldn't have let you wake me up so hard, brother wants to ask you all at once, why are you waking up brother in such a hurry, brother doesn't owe you money!"

The man answered: "Brother, you are still on it, you really owe Lao Tzu money!"

Fan Haichao jumped back when he heard this, and panicked: "No, brother, it's the first time we've met, we've never dealt with each other, how can your brother owe you money, don't blackmail your brother's money like Yang Guang and Tyrant Tooth Sister." ”

Director Fan couldn't hear the word money, he had been blackmailed for 20,000 just now, and now he felt more and more that he was being blackmailed, and he felt very uncomfortable, this was another person who owed money, then he was panicked, he jumped back and forgot his kicked feet, he happened to be on tiptoe, and as soon as his toes hit the ground, he screamed like a wandering dog.

After listening to Director Fan's words, that person widened his eyes, raised the big movable wrench in his hand high, and was about to smash it at Fan Haichao.

"Hey, you bastard, we are ignorant of life, we have no grievances, and I don't need to blackmail you, but if you look at the corpse of this dog, you will know how to owe Lao Tzu money, this dog is a pet dog that Lao Tzu has raised for more than ten years. ”

The man on the motorcycle pretended to smash Fan's head, but Director Fan quickly jumped away to dodge, this time on his toes again, and it hurt so much that he barked like a wandering dog.

"Ah, no, brother, you have a problem with your vision, you raise a pet dog, you will raise such a strange dog, this dog is extremely ugly, it has this pair of teeth, then it is ugly, who can like such a pet dog!"

Fan Haichao looked at the corpse of the dog, the dog was kicked by himself, the flesh and blood were blurred, the appearance of the dog could not be seen, but the pair of violent teeth was very prominent, as soon as he saw this pair of violent teeth, Fan Haichao remembered the violent tooth sister, the appearance of this dog is very similar to the appearance of the violent tooth sister, he is a little disbelieving that the dog that is uglier than the violent tooth sister will be kept as a pet.

Fan Haichao's words made the man who was wearing a helmet and riding a motorcycle angry, and he knocked the big wrench twice on his helmet, and the helmet suddenly cracked a few cracks, and the surface paint fell off a lot.

"You bastard, you want to play tricks, what a strange and ugly thing, Lao Tzu just took a fancy to this dog with two violent teeth, so he spent a lot of money to buy it, it's not that these two violent teeth Lao Tzu doesn't have a dog."

You bastard, you don't know what everyone loves with turnips and greens, I still hear you talk about what kind of toothy girl, you must like a toothless girl, Lao Tzu is also like you, and has a soft spot for this toothy girl.

Lao Tzu doesn't talk to you anymore, you quickly lost Lao Tzu's dog money, you kicked it to death, Lao Tzu didn't let you pay for your life, that's enough for you. ”

Fan Haichao really can't do it, after all, this dog was really kicked to death by himself, this person has to be right, turnip greens are loved by everyone, and he didn't have an evil heart towards that toothy girl when he was in a hurry, and it is understandable that this person likes the toothy dog.

As soon as he heard that he was going to lose money, Director Fan's head was buzzing, he was blackmailed for 28,000 just now, and he had to compensate the dead dog's money for a while, and this day has something to do with money.

Fan Haichao's attitude softened, and he pleaded with the man on the motorcycle: "Big brother, kicking your dog to death is not my brother's intention, it's that it looks too much like my enemy Toothy Sister, it's enough to be fake, otherwise, it's a toothy dog that I don't dare to kick my eldest brother with ten guts, your brother and I are still dog lovers."

Brother, look, this dog is also dead, and the dog will not come back to life if it dies like a man, so don't be too sad for you, you living as you wish, you should mourn and change as you wish, and live as happy as you want.

We are all living people, there is no need to worry about dogs, dogs have a dog world, people have a life of people, and the toothy dog has gone to that world, maybe it is the best destination for it. ”

Director Fan exerted his three-inch tongue again, and his upper lip touched his lower lip uncontrollably, and he made a long list, one sentence in the east and one sentence in the west, just like Grandma Wang's foot wrapping, smelly and long.

Director Fan was about to continue, and the man on the motorcycle was furious, and he smashed the helmet on his head more than a dozen times with a large wrench.

"What are you doing, what kind of dog has a dog world, you suddenly have so much, don't you just want to repay the debt, Lao Tzu can sue you bastard, you want to repay the debt, there is no way, kill people to pay off the debt, you kick Lao Tzu's dog to death, you have to lose money, Lao Tzu is priced at 5,000 yuan. ”

The man on the motorcycle was like crazy, and smashed the helmet with the movable wrench, the helmet on his head was of good quality, except for cracks and paint loss, nothing else was damaged, and this person's face was bleeding, probably the head was smashed, and that appearance frightened Fan Haichao.

If it goes on like this, it will kill you, Fan Haichao smiled and said: "Big brother, your 5,000 yuan is a bit expensive, can you discount it and pay you 4,000 yuan?"

The man on the motorcycle slammed it five times and roared at Fan Haichao: "No, Lao Tzu is a golden mouth, five thousand yuan is five thousand yuan, and no point can be discounted." ”

The man struck five more times, as if he were a hammer in the auction house, and his face in his helmet was bleeding again, and it was all down his neck, and he was covered in blood, and it was very terrible to look at.

Fan Haichao gritted his teeth and smiled again: "Big brother, you can do it again, the dog can't be resurrected after death, five thousand yuan is too high, you discount, three thousand yuan is good?"

The man knocked five more times with the movable wrench, and roared hoarsely: "No, Lao Tzu will set 5,000 yuan, and not a single cent will be lowered!"

Fan Haichao continued to bargain with him: "Big brother, you just give face to the living, five thousand yuan is ridiculously expensive, I think it's only two thousand yuan!"

The man on the motorcycle smashed the helmet five times again, and roared again: "Okay, two thousand is two thousand, let's make a deal!"