Fan Haichao, director of the coordination office, bargained with the man on the motorcycle, and that guy was like a dead mouse biting a wire, biting 5,000 yuan and not letting go.

When he encountered such a hard goods, Director Fan thought that the price could not be returned, and he did not hold out any hope, when he pressed to two thousand yuan, he did not expect that the goods would be accepted for a deal.

But Director Fan regretted that his ass and eyes were green, and he knew that this product could bargain, so why didn't it drop to two hundred or two hundred and five all at once in the end, how much money would have to be saved.

Comrade Fan Haichao also asked the person on the motorcycle if he could make a bargain again, he was a little too nervous just now, and the price he shouted was beyond his expectations.

Director Fan's request, the man on the motorcycle did not agree, he bit the 2,000 yuan and did not let go, and smashed his helmet violently with the movable wrench, making his head break and bleed, the blood was so terrifying that his whole body seemed to have been washed with blood.

This guy is too scary, if he doesn't agree to this price, he may really die, Director Fan reluctantly agreed to this price, took out two thousand yuan from his pocket and gave it to the man on the motorcycle, and sent him away.

Director Fan didn't dare to see the guy on the motorcycle anymore, this guy was even more neurotic than himself, wasn't he just a broken dog, but he almost smashed himself to death, covered in bright red plasma, how good it would be if it was donated to the blood bank.

The man on the motorcycle rode away, Director Fan was heartbroken again, he looked at his suffocating wallet, his heart was as uncomfortable as turning over the river and the sea, and he lost 30,000 yuan in the blink of an eye, which is amazing how fast he spends money.

Director Fan was heartbroken, when another person stood in front of him, and that person said to him.

"Comrade, you have been fooled, you have been deceived by others!"

Director Fan looked up and found a middle-aged woman standing in front of her, forty-six or seventeen, like an ordinary housewife, nothing special.

But the middle-aged woman was holding an animal in her arms, which immediately attracted the attention of Director Fan, and at the same time startled him.

"Oh, blow up the corpse, I only heard people blow up the corpse, but I haven't heard of a dog blowing up the corpse!"

It turned out that this woman was holding a tooth dog in her arms, and this tooth dog was exactly the same as the tooth dog that was kicked to death by Director Fan, so Director Fan was frightened, and he thought it was the tooth dog that blew up the body, but later found out that it was not the tooth dog that blew up the body, but the woman holding another tooth dog, the two looked too similar, like twin brothers.

The woman was fooled by herself, and Fan Haichao asked, "Woman, what are you, who are you fooled?"

The woman stared at Fan Haichao with disdainful eyes, and said unhappily: "Comrade, how many people are here, who else can I have, you fooled the fool, you were deceived by the person who rode the motorcycle, this dog is not his dog, he is just a person who makes money, you take a good look, he is a performance, and the blood is fake blood." ”

The middle-aged woman still pouted, and Fan Haichao looked at the place where the woman pouted, and he saw at a glance that the man on the motorcycle just now.

At the same time, the helmet on the man's head suddenly burst and shattered like powder, causing dust to dust all over the man's body.

Fan Haichao also continued to find that after this guy's helmet was shattered, a blood bag was tied with tape on the melon seeds on this guy's head, and the blood bag had been suffocated, and there was still a piece of plasma left in it.

"Damn, it turns out that the blood flow of this head is not real, but this guy made a fake, he got such a big blood bag, it is estimated that this blood is not human blood, I'm afraid it is pig blood or dog blood!"

When Fan Haichao saw this scene, he was so shocked that he couldn't do it, he was completely deceived by this product, and he was cheated of 2,000 yuan, no wonder this product so readily agreed to the deal.

"Hey, you rabbit cub, you stop for Lao Tzu, you pay back Lao Tzu two thousand yuan, and you pay back the money of Lao Tzu Fan's big head!"

Fan's head didn't care about his feet rotting, he was about to chase after that guy when he pulled out his legs, he ran out three steps away, he fell on a big heel, his whole body fell to the ground, his nose and mouth were bleeding like blood, and he was grinning and screaming in pain.

"Hehe, son, the old lady has long expected it, you bastard wants to run. Therefore, the old lady is ready to tie your son to the telephone pole with this dog chain. ”

When Director Fan got up, he found that his right foot was chained to the telephone pole, no wonder he was thrown a, this fall was too heavy, and he almost lost two teeth.

Fan's head tore off two sleeves to plug his nostrils, but he couldn't stop the nosebleed that spewed out, and the nosebleed sprayed so violently that it was as if the flood had burst the embankment.

Director Fan glared at the middle-aged woman and said angrily: "Hey, you woman, didn't you see that Lao Tzu Fan's head was deceived by that goods, you are embarrassed to make it worse and get me a shot in the back, tying Lao Tzu's feet and neck to the telephone pole, you think Lao Tzu Fan's head is a toothy dog!"

The middle-aged woman was holding the toothless dog, and she was very comfortable, she also kissed the two teething of the toothless dog several times, raised her head and said indifferently to Comrade Fan Haichao.

"Hehe, big head, you don't care if you are a toothy dog, you don't care if you are deceived or not, who makes you a big fool, this is called Zhou Yu to beat Huang Gai and be willing to beat and suffer, otherwise how can people deceive you."

Why is the old lady leashing your big head, you can take another look at the toothy dog in the old lady's arms, and also look at the dead toothy dog. ”

Fan Haichao was quite obedient to this woman's words, he looked at the toothy dog in her arms, and then looked at the toothless dog that was killed by himself, and asked the woman.

"Woman, I've seen this big head, isn't it just two dogs, there's no problem, it's just very similar, like twin brothers, is there any article in this?"

The woman bared her teeth and smiled: "Haha, your big head is really white, you obviously know that they are like twin brothers, you haven't seen what article is in it, they are a pair of twin brothers, that dead dog is the brother of the live dog in the old lady's arms, that is also the dog raised by the old lady, you killed its brother with your own hands, don't you need to lose money?"

It's okay that the woman didn't bare her teeth, she bared her teeth, but Comrade Fan Haichao found another problem, this woman also has two teeth, the same teeth as Yang Guang's toothless sister before, and at the same time the same two teethy dogs.

The woman's dead dog is the brother of the live dog, and if she kills her brother, she will need to lose money, and when she heard the word losing money, Fan's head jumped up one meter and six high.

"Hey, woman, don't blackmail Ben's head, I've lost money on this dead dog, I've already given the motorcycle rider two thousand dollars, you should ask that person for it, not for my head!"

Fan's head is really anxious, what about the dead dog money he just lost, the hand that counts the money is still hot, how can a dead dog lose money twice, it's not that the dog chain is tethered, Fan's head is estimated to be able to jump more than two meters high, and he can jump above the height of the blue ball superstar Yao Ming at once.

Fan's head was so anxious that she even jumped, and the middle-aged woman was not angry at all, and she said to Comrade Fan Haichao very easily.

"Hey, big head, don't you like to jump, you jump again, you jump again, the old lady is a monkey, the old lady is not in a hurry, anyway, you have been tied to the telephone pole by the old lady, you will not be able to escape for a while, you will jump hard if you have the strength, and you will not jump less than two thousand yuan of dead dog money. ”

That woman is right, Fan Haichao was tied to the telephone pole by her, Fan's big head is now like a dog accused by her, no matter how he jumps, he can't escape, but he is tired to death.

Fan Haichao calmed down, and while talking to the woman, he looked at the dog chain that was tied to him.

"Hehe, sister, we are all of the opposite sex, will we be familiar with each other, the two of us met today, and it is almost the same fate as the blind date, you see that my Fan head is also a serious person, and I was deceived just now, so don't rub salt on the wound of my poor man."

This dog is dead, anyway, it will die sooner or later, and it looks ugly and ugly, even more ugly than you, sister, especially it has two violent teeth, of course, you also have two violent teeth, if you say anything, you are uglier than it.

Let's not care if it's ugly or not, let's talk about the money of this dead dog, for the sake of our first blind date, let's get rid of it, it's a meeting gift for the two of us!"

Fan's big head melon seeds are pulling around, the purpose is to delay time, he is observing the dog chain that ties him, to see if he can break free from the dog chain, and then run away.

The woman held the toothless dog and kept staring at Fan's head, Fan's head was more ugly than the toothless dog, she was not angry at all, and smiled coldly.

"Hehe, big head, you have to be quite right, we are born once and twice matured, and the old lady still wants to cover the quilt with you three times."

Since you are on a blind date, then the old lady will go on a blind date with you, then you have to show sincerity to have a good blind date, such as paying the money for the dead dog first, and then find a restaurant for us to have a big meal, and then find a shopping mall to buy a few strings of gold jewelry after eating.

Big head, you old lady doesn't know yet, you just want to break free from this dog chain and prepare to run away.

However, the old lady can tell you, you can't break free from the dog chain, the old lady has the best hand in leashing the dog chain, neither people nor dogs can break free from the dog chain.

The old lady can sue you for your big head, you have only one way, and that is to uproot the weeping Yang Fang like the flower monk Lu Zhishen uprooted this telephone pole, so that you can run away.

It's a pity, you're a big head, not the flower monk Luda, you don't have the ability!"

The woman saw through Fan's head, she couldn't stop sneering, and before she could finish laughing, she found that Fan's head had really uprooted the telephone pole, and then ran away with the telephone pole.

"Haha, woman, thank you for reminding me, otherwise this big head wouldn't have thought of pulling the telephone pole upside down, my big head has changed its name from today, and it's called Flower Monk Fan Haichao. ”