Chapter 462: Four sows are dirty
After Xiong Erwei cried and shouted to leave, Gao Feng was about to leave the pigsty of the project department, but he was blocked by a person before he could turn around.
"Gao Feng, this handsome guy is the talker, promise to buy your book for 1,000 yuan, and this handsome guy will definitely buy it. β
Gao Feng looked at the person standing in front of him, he was so hung that he vomited on the spot, this thing has food coming out of his eyes, nose and mouth, judging from the food that came out of him, this thing's breakfast is still fried dough sticks, drinking the eight-treasure porridge, and of course, garlic paste.
This person Gao Feng also knew, he was the strange guy sitting at his desk in the material department, this guy was holding 1,200 yuan in his hand, and he was proud of Gao Feng.
How did this thing become like this, Gao Feng was a little puzzled: "Hey, brother, how did you become like this?"
Nazi sighed: "Don't mention it, this old guy is too trivial, he tortured this handsome guy like a waiter who sold his body, and this handsome guy was tortured." β
As soon as the thing sighed, the remnants of the eyes, nose and mouth sprayed out in all directions, frightening Comrade Gao Feng to jump out ten meters away like avoiding the plague, and stood far away and asked him.
"Brother, what happened to Minister Niu to you, and what happened to you?"
The guy approached the peak step by step, while passing by him, after Niu Struggle was helped up by him, Niu Struggle took down the trash can on the head melon seeds, and he found that this son was not Comrade Xiong Erwei, and Minister Niu was completely furious.
Minister Niu's furious way was very trivial, he threw this son directly to the ground, pressed him with his fat body, pressed ten times and then pressed back ten times, and then turned his head and pressed his mouth ten times, and then pressed back ten times.
This thin and withered figure cannot be compared with the fat body of Niu Struggle, Niu Struggle pressed on his body, he had a feeling of being crushed, like being rolled into a book's dough, so he now has the residue of breakfast coming out of his eyes, nose and mouth.
Gao Feng told him that Minister Niu hated others bullying him the most, especially fooling him with money, not only did you bully him, but you also fooled him for 1,200 yuan, and he didn't roll you into a Shandong pancake, which was already polite to you.
ββββοΌm.β.coβmstyle_tt; Gao Feng saw that this man was holding the money in his hand, and he asked him again: "Brother, Minister Niu crushed you, that is, he wants to get his money back, why is the money still in your hands, why didn't Minister Niu want to go back, is he willing to give it to you?"
That son shook the head of the two great 003 cubic melons of the bear, and told the sΓΉ peak road.
"Gao Feng, you live together every day, you don't know Minister Niu's personality, he can willingly give money to this handsome guy, it's just a magic trick played by this handsome guy. β
Gao Feng's eyes lit up, and he thought to himself that he was really a real person who didn't look good, the sea water was incomparable, and the thing in front of him was not good-looking, and he could do magic.
"Yes, brother, you can do magic. β
Gao Feng looked at this product with a very disbelieving look, and this product was very unhappy: "Gao Feng, what does this handsome guy know how to do magic, this handsome guy is a master of magic, a hundred times more powerful than Master Liu in Taiwan."
Gao Feng, don't look at this handsome guy with the eyes of people who don't believe it, people have such a saying, the more unattractive people are, they are all born with talent.
Gao Feng, you've also heard that director Feng Gang can become an actor, so it's not surprising that someone like Ben Handsome can become a master of magic, today's society doesn't have to be responsible for appearance. β
Looking at today's entertainment industry, the hottest and most popular people are not necessarily people with good looks, and those with different appearances are very popular.
Today's entertainment industry has formed two extremes, one is to win the love of the audience with excellent appearance, and the other is to win the popularity of big guys with their talents for those who are not good-looking.
"Well, brother has to make a lot of sense, it's really the case now, those who are not good-looking are very powerful, and they also have stunning wives, this is called an ugly man with a beautiful woman, and it is also a perfect match between a beautiful woman and a beast.
Brother, I also believe that you are a person who is not good-looking, you are a master in the magic world, even the Taiwanese Master Liu is ashamed of himself, then I really want to see my brother's magic skills.
Brother, can you use Minister Niu's magic skills to open my eyes, brother?"
Gao Feng's attitude is very good, and this product still feels that there is a hint of admiration in this excellent attitude, and he is also very happy.
"Well, Gao Feng, you have a sense of admiration, that's right, you should have worshiped this handsome guy a long time ago, and this handsome guy is also happy to perform magic tricks for you.
However, magic pays attention to the eyes and hands, in fact, white is the method of blinding the eyes, those who know it will not find it difficult, and those who can't will feel magical. β
This guy was really carried away, and he couldn't be verbose, and Gao Feng found that magicians have a common problem, that is, they can talk and talk, and this guy in front of him is also very bad.
"Brother, I also understand these truths, don't talk too long, let's perform your magic tricks, how did you lose the money in front of Minister Niu?"
Gao Feng is a person who is not very patient, he doesn't want to listen to this guy's rambling, just like Sun Monkey annoys his master Tang Seng.
"Well, since you're not very impatient, and the handsome guy isn't too long-winded, then let's just perform magic, you have to keep your eyes open and watch it, the moment to witness the miracle has begun!"
That thing was really good, like the magician on the stage, pretending to be for a long time, and finally when he threw the 1,200 yuan in his hand behind his head, Gao Feng couldn't help laughing anymore.
"Ouch, my mother, brother, you are playing magic, you are witnessing the moment of miracles, your magic level is stronger than Master Liu, I really doubt that Minister Niu is playing magic when he is playing magic, he has his eyes closed." β
This product threw the money behind his head in front of Gao Feng, this action is extremely slow, like the slow motion in the movie, and half a beat slower than the slow motion, Gao Feng really suspects that Minister Niu is letting him play magic with his eyes closed, otherwise a big living person can't see this goods and slowly swallow the money and throw it behind his head.
This is the action of a three-year-old child, Gao Feng couldn't straighten up with laughter, his stomach was laughed so painful that it felt like the day before a woman came, and tears came out of his eyes.
"Brother, I'm really convinced of you, that's how you play magic, you're still a master magician, you're a master magician, and the magic world can't hunt you down everywhere." β
Gao Feng laughed, and the goods were still expressionless on the ground, staring at Gao Feng with two red eyes.
"Gao Feng, isn't this funny, isn't this magic, isn't this a big magician, isn't this handsome guy's magic successful, can you see where Ben Handsome guy's money went, do you see that Ben Handsome guy still has money in his hands?"
He also spread out his hands, turned one hand left and right, and clapped his hands again, indicating that there was no money in these hands.
"Brother, stop pretending, I really can't stand it, I have to be laughed to death by your expression, where did the money go, your money was thrown away by you, fools can see it clearly, your movements are as slow as an eighty-year-old woman walking, even a three-year-old child can see clearly, even the blind man's words, he can also hear the wind. β
Gao Feng was like being laughed at, he had never been laughed at like this, and tears flowed.
"Brother, what has been thrown into the back of your mind, what is so slow as an eighty-year-old woman, have you really seen it clearly, do you really know where this money has gone, anyway, this handsome guy has no money in his hand, you have the ability to find out this money." β
The more Gao Feng laughed, the more unhurried the goods became, and they were still talking in a serious manner, as if they were still immersed in that big magic.
Gao Feng couldn't hold his breath anymore, he walked behind the goods, he wanted to find out the 1,200 yuan that the goods threw away, Gao Feng searched for a long time behind his head, and really didn't find the 1,200 yuan.
"Ouch, brother, you're not wrong, you really haven't found your 1,200 yuan, I obviously saw you thrown it behind, why can't I find it." β
Gao Feng searched for a long time, and circled around the goods for a long time, but he didn't find the 1,200 yuan, so Gao Feng was a little puzzled.
Gao Feng didn't find the money, so the goods became proud.
"Gao Feng, this handsome guy is just this, this handsome guy is a big magician, that's a hundred times more powerful than Taiwan's Master Liu, the magic played by this master, you can see it so clearly, unless you are Sun Monkey's fiery eyes."
Gao Feng, this handsome guy didn't lie to you, this handsome guy is really a master, the magic tricks played by this handsome guy can't fail, you really can't find money. β
Gao Feng scratched his head: "It's really, brother, I really looked at you, you really have two brushes, I obviously saw you throw the money behind, but why can't you find it, is it hell, or was it eaten by the pigs in the pigsty?"
Gao Feng didn't find the money, he was very puzzled, he also saw the money behind his head, the action was so slow, it is estimated that even the myopic eyes of 300 degrees can see clearly.
When Gao Feng thought of the pigsty, he slapped his thigh, and when he looked into the pigsty, he saw that the four sows were separating their organs.
"I'll check, brother, it's not good, your 1,200 yuan was dirty by four sows, you should think of a way. β
"Hehe, Gao Feng, this handsome guy is just that, this handsome guy is a master of magic, this handsome guy's magic won't fail, you will definitely not find the ball and not get the money."
Gao Feng, what are you, the four sows are separating the organs, and they are going to eat the 1,200 yuan, how can this be, this handsome guy finally fooled over from Minister Niu. β
The goods poked their heads into the pigsty, and the scene of the dirty in the pigsty came into their eyes, and the four sows were pecking the 1,200 yuan in their mouths, and they could clearly see that they were each pecking at 400 yuan.
"I'll check, you black-haired sows, you are quite evenly divided, and you know that it is evenly shared, no one is too much, and no one is too much. β
When the man saw this scene in the pigsty, he screamed and jumped more than three meters high and jumped directly into the pigsty.