This magic trick is the worst magic Gao Feng has ever seen, it is simply a three-year-old child's doing, Gao Feng also feels that his IQ is instantly zero, and he was actually tricked by this thing. ☆ → top ☆ → point ☆ → small ☆ → said,

What made Gao Feng cry and laugh even more was that the goods threw the money into the pigsty, and the four sows in the pigsty got it, and they were evenly divided in the shortest possible time, and one sow got three hundred yuan.

As soon as the strange guy saw the money pecked in the mouths of the four sows, he jumped off the wall in a hurry, and jumped directly into the pigsty more than three meters high.

The money has already reached the mouth of the sow, and the possibility of retrieving it is almost zero, and no matter how fast it is, it can't be faster than the speed at which the four sows chew, Gao Feng told the strange guy.

"Brother, don't bother, other sows are also money-eyed, you want to snatch this thousand two hundred yuan from their mouths, I think the difficulty is no less than climbing Mount Tai." ”

The one jumped into the pigsty, and he was blind, and he tossed back and forth on the backs of four sows, and he couldn't even grasp the ears of one of the sows, and where could he talk about subduing them.

However, this product was not convinced.

"Gao Feng, no matter how powerful the sow is, or how high Mount Tai is, this handsome guy will not give up easily, this handsome guy always believes in the "Soldier Assault" Xu Sanduo sentence, only if you don't abandon the spirit of not giving up, then you can do a great job, that can subdue these four black-haired sows.

Gao Feng, this handsome guy also told you, I want to crush these four sows into Shandong pancakes like a cow struggling to crush this handsome guy, and completely let them spit out the money, or spit it out from the back of their buttocks.

Gao Feng, this handsome guy is a man of his word, he promised you a thousand yuan to buy a book, then whatever happens, it will be realized, you just see. ”

Don't look at this kid who looks skinny, the third-level north wind may blow to the south of the motherland, and the third-level south wind may blow to the north of the motherland, but the words spoken by this product are still very hard.

Gao Feng looked at the kid who was swaying on the backs of the four sows and shook his head.

"Brother, whether it is the cow minister or these four sows, your physique can't be compared with them, the body of the cow minister is equivalent to this black-haired sow, which is equivalent to four cow ministers dealing with you alone, they only crush you, you don't crush their share, you better accept it when you see it, and quickly escape from the pigsty, otherwise, you will end up like Comrade Xiong Erwei." ”

Gao Feng persuaded him like this, but this kid still didn't give up, and still fought with the four black-haired sows in his own way.

"Gao Feng, you know no, a word is out, it's hard to chase a horse, this handsome guy is a good man who wants to be a good man, and he won't take back what he says, even if he is bullied by four sows, that handsome guy will see death as home. ”

It seems that this kid is determined to fight these four sows to the end, and no matter how much Gao Feng persuades, it is useless, so he can only stand in front of the pigsty and watch this thing fight with the four black-haired sows.

Five minutes passed, and the creature was screaming loudly in the pigsty.

"Gao Feng, do you really believe in the words of this handsome guy, do you still think that this handsome guy really doesn't give up or give up, you still think that this handsome guy is a hero, don't you hurry up to save this handsome guy, help, this handsome guy is going to be arched by four sows!"

"No, brother, you swore just now that you were going to crush these four black-haired sows like the cow minister crushed yourself, why didn't you hold out for even five minutes now. ”

This goods had already been overturned in the pigsty by four sows, and the four sows trampled on the goods unscrupulously, and the clothes of this goods were stripped off by the four sows, and the poor crumpled suit was torn to pieces, stepped into the mud in the pigsty, and mixed with pig, and it was impossible to tell whether it was clothes or pig.

"Gao Feng, don't you know that this handsome guy is poor and wants to lose face, this handsome guy is a hero for a while, don't bother anymore, hurry up and rescue this handsome guy from the clutches of these four black-haired sows, this handsome guy has not been in close contact with a female animal. ”

This thing can be miserable by four sows, and when Gao Feng rescued this goods from the pigsty, his appearance was really miserable, twice as miserable as Xiong Erwei, as smooth as a loach.

The goods shrank into a ball, and asked Gao Feng with a sad face: "Gao Feng, is this considered a crime of harassment with a surname, is this a ** crime, is this a crime worthy of life imprisonment!"

Gao Feng replied very heavily: "Brother, of course this has to be counted, but this situation is different, this is just a few sows and not mothers, there is no law in the pig world, the only punishment you can sentence them is the death penalty, slaughter them and eat their pork." ”

Gao Feng comforted the goods: "Brother, for the sake of you dedicating yourself to the pig for my money, I will ask you to take a bath, and then buy you a set of clothes." ”

Gao Feng took the goods to the "heaven and earth" bathroom in Tulou Town, and spent two yuan for him to wash it up, and Comrade Xiong Erwei took a bath together, these two goods were just as miserable, and the owner of the bathroom blocked the door to prevent the two of them from entering, disgusted that the two of them were too dirty, and they were arched by a few sows at a glance.

Gao Feng gave the boss a good talk, willing to pay a few more yuan for bathing, and said that the boss was too powerful, and it could be seen at a glance that these two people were arched by pigs, and they were really arched by sows.

The boss sees that Gao Feng is an old customer, and he often gets a haircut in his shop, the most important thing is that Gao Feng is the boyfriend of Wang Xiaoyue, a policewoman at the police station, he doesn't give Gao Feng face, so he has to give Wang Xiaoyue face, who dares to offend the people at the police station.

"Okay, brother, I'm looking at your old customer's face, I'm looking at your girlfriend Officer Wang's face, I don't charge these four yuan bath tickets, this boss can let them take a bath once, there will definitely be no second time."

Brother, the boss of this also told you, if you didn't bring this goods over, if he came to wash the goods himself, the boss would never let him enter the door of the bathhouse. ”

The owner of the bathhouse of "Heaven and Earth" was verbose for a long time, pointing to Xiong Erwei's chatterbox as if the floodgates had been opened, and he gushed endlessly about the peak.

"Brother, you don't know, this comrade surnamed Xiong, this boss is also known to him when he turned into ashes, he is a person who picks the door amazingly, you don't know how hard he picks the door.

Brother, this boss is a bathroom in heaven and earth, if this is in the capital, the minimum consumption has to start at 100,000 yuan, even in Xiaoyue City, it has to start with 10,000 yuan, this boss only starts with two yuan, isn't this cheap to get home.

But, brother, this comrade surnamed Xiong still thinks that the boss is too expensive for two yuan bath tickets, and every time he comes to take a bath, he bargains with the boss, and insists on rubbing with the boss for six hours instead of giving only one dollar, and every time the boss is grinded to the point that there is no way, so he has to readily agree to him to pay a dollar bath ticket. ”

Gao Feng nodded: "Boss, you are really refreshing, you will be cheaper for six hours with Brother Xiong, if I meet such a person, he will grind for a day or a year, and I will not give him a penny." ”

The boss can find someone to chatter, and then complain to Gao Feng.

"Brother, you don't know, this surnamed Xiong is not a thing, he not only rubbed this handsome guy for six hours, rubbed off this handsome guy a dollar, he also calculated how much time to take a bath, people take half an hour and leave, the longest will not be more than an hour, and this comrade surnamed Xiong took a bath for three hours, and showered for three hours, fortunately the water in the bathhouse is recycled, otherwise it would be a loss to the boss. ”

"Ah, boss, the water in your bathhouse is recycled, so the water we wash will always be dirty. ”

As soon as Gao Feng heard what this boss said, he was very surprised.

"Brother, listen to his nonsense, we are a bathhouse in heaven and earth, our water here is the cleanest water, much cleaner than the high-end bathhouse in Xiaoyue City, how can it be circulating dirty water, this is definitely not dirty water."

You dead guy, what are you doing nagging, you don't let people hurry up to take a bath, you don't give people a haircut, people are in a hurry. ”

When Gao Feng called out in surprise, the proprietress of the bathhouse came over, she twisted her husband's ears and reprimanded him, and raised her leg to kick his ass three times, telling him to shut up quickly and give the guest a haircut.

"Old woman, I'm not lying, the bath water in our heaven and earth is recycled, but it is not a dead water cycle, and it cannot be a dirty water cycle. ”

The boss was twisted by his wife's ears, and he was still chattering, but his wife was so angry that he kicked him hard in the ass.

"You believe in the ball, you talk nonsense, you see a person who listens to your nagging, you are like grabbing a life-saving straw and don't let go, you shut up the old lady, see if the old lady can't kill your goods." ”

The boss lady was also very ruthless, and kicked the boss under the barber chair, and the boss threw himself under the chair like a dog chewing, and gnawed on a mouthful of hair.

"Boss, you're weird, haven't you practiced, you won't be the legendary Foshan shadowless feet. ”

The proprietress was too fierce, Gao Feng gave her a thumbs up, and the proprietress patted the sole of the boss's shoe with her palm, and told Gao Feng very proudly.

"Brother, of course this boss has practiced, since he married this boss, this boss has been practicing, and he is the live target of this boss lady.

Brother, how about you look at this Foshan shadowless foot of this boss lady, isn't it amazing?"

The proprietress still had soft legs, and she pulled up the foot that kicked her husband, and erected a horse like a dancer, sticking to her head.

"Boss, you're so powerful, your word is really kung fu, if you take a selfie like this and post it on the Internet, you will become popular overnight." ”

"Hehe, handsome guy, is this true, this boss lady will also be an Internet celebrity, then you can help this boss lady take a picture, this boss lady is also an Internet celebrity. ”

When the proprietress heard Gao Feng say this, she was so happy that she grabbed her foot and asked Gao Feng to help her take a photo.

As soon as Gao Feng took out his mobile phone, he saw the proprietress lying on the ground, her face twisted and deformed, and a cold sweat broke out on her forehead.