Brother Sprinkler has been unconvinced, Gao Feng offered to shoot him, but before Brother Sprinkler saw Gao Feng shoot, he was shot in great pain, and he was completely subdued, he jumped down from the cab of the sprinkler truck, apologized to everyone, and apologized to Gao Feng

The old man of the guerrilla captain and these guerrilla members all admired Gao Feng's egg shooting skills, and they were full of praise for Comrade Gao Feng, and several team members wanted to learn how to shoot eggs on the spot.

"Master Gao, you accept us, you teach us the skill of shooting eggs, we can shoot our opponents in the future, or compete with ourselves for girlfriends, whoever snatches our girlfriends, we will shoot whose balls." ”

"Go to the ball, you have such a purpose, this handsome guy can teach you this egg shooting skill, that is to kill people. ”

These people who want to apprentice have such an impure purpose, how can Gao Feng agree to their request, isn't that aiding and abetting.

"Brother Yamamoto, you broke the eggs that this hero has raised for more than 20 years, will that hero have to live a life of lack of eggs in the future? ”

This sprinkler brother was most worried about this problem, and he felt that his safe egg had been completely shattered.

"Brother sprinkler, this handsome brother sues you, you don't call a Yamamoto brother in the future, this handsome brother is a pure Chinese, and the most hated is also a little Japanese devil, if you want to call a Yamamoto brother the most, this handsome brother will completely smash your eggs." ”

Gao Feng couldn't hear Brother Sprinkler call himself Brother Yamamoto, he was like hating the boss lady with a small amount of oil, and the boss lady kept saying that she was responsible for herself, and the disgusting feeling was unbearable.

"Okay, Brother Yamamoto, this hero promises not to call you Brother Yamamoto again, you have to tell sù this hero's egg is there a salvation?"

Gao Feng glared angrily at Brother Sprinkler, but the goods still called him Brother Yamamoto, Gao Feng glared at him again, and Brother Sprinkler hurriedly said.

"Brother Yamamoto, I won't call you Brother Yamamoto anymore, I'll call you Brother Yamamoto!"

"I'll go, your mother, can't you change your mouth, you are a two-ball ball, this mountain brother is more hateful than that mountain brother, you will call this handsome guy Brother Feng in the future." ”

This thing makes Gao Feng so angry, is it really a stubborn guy, he can't change his words.

"Ah, Brother Shan, you're not a female compatriot, why do you want to be rich?ah, not to mention that you're not too peaceful, it's probably better than ordinary girls, if you're transgender, you don't need to be rich?!"

Gao Feng asked Brother Sprinkler to call him Brother Feng, this Brother Sprinkler was surprised, he also stared at Gao Feng's department at the same time, and pointed to Gao Handsome Guy's department and said

"I'll check, you fucking want to be transgender, you're a fucking pervert, this handsome guy is asking you to call me Brother Feng, the brother of the Feng brother of the peak, not the plump Feng of the department? Ah, you remember it for me, and I'll call this handsome guy Brother Feng in the future. ”

"Oh, Brother Shan, don't get excited, isn't it just to call you Brother Feng, and the hero will call you Brother Feng. ”

This sprinkler brother shouting the word Brother Feng is just to make people sound awkward, as if a woman wants to be rich, he continued.

"Brother Feng, I called you Brother Feng, then you have to sue me, whether my own eggs can be saved, if there is help, I want to go to the hospital within twenty-four hours, otherwise it will be over after twenty-four hours." ”

Gao Feng was very annoyed by this sprinkler brother, so he replied casually: "Hmph, then why are you still stunned, why don't you hurry up and go to the hospital, if you stay for a while, it will only be twenty-three hours!"

This sprinkler brother can really rub along, he has been rubbing with Gao Feng here for almost an hour, and he is called by Brother Feng.

"Thank you so much, Brother Feng, that hero will go to the hospital!"

After hearing this, he was very grateful to Gao Feng, and when he got up, he was about to run out, but as soon as he got up, he was stopped by the old man of the guerrilla leader.

"Hmph, boy, you want to go, there can be such a cheap matter, the matter between you and Brother Feng is over, then the matter between us has not been resolved. ”

"Hehe, uncle, this hero's egg is only twenty-three hours old, and this sprinkler is completely lying down, so the hero can only run to Xiaoyue City Hospital, this hero has to hurry up, what is the holiday between us, what will happen after this hero repairs the egg?"

The old man of the guerrilla leader pressed the sprinkler brother, and the sprinkler brother pleaded with him and asked the old man to let himself run to the hospital first, and then settle the account after the egg was repaired, and the old man waved his hand.

"That's not good, your eggs have nothing to do with the captain, whether you can repair it or not, it's all your own problem, and the captain is not responsible.

However, you kid crashed and damaged the facilities in the captain's village, as well as all kinds of equipment, as well as the cultural wall, as well as all kinds of yards and flowers and trees, you don't compensate for so many losses, you just want to run, that's no way. ”

"Yes, you kid has damaged so many things in the village, we have made a preliminary estimate, the loss is more than 400,000 yuan, how much can you value for a broken egg, you want to take the opportunity to repair the egg to escape, then you think wrong, we spent so much money to subdue you." ”

The guerrilla captain wouldn't let the sprinkler driver go, and the guerrillas wouldn't let him go, and they pointed to the dozens of ox carts, and the sacks, and their bows and arrows, and so on.

Gao Feng also saw that the sacks on the ox cart were full of rice, and those ox carts were also destroyed, and this loss was also a lot, not to mention the loss of about 100,000 yuan, plus the loss of more than 400,000 yuan they said, that is a total of more than 500,000 yuan.

Gao Feng also knew that these guerrillas were the villagers of Bi Yue's girl's village, no wonder there were a few familiar faces, could this old man be Bi Yue's grandfather, otherwise how could he call his nephew and son-in-law.

"Captain, team members, you are guerrillas, this hero is the Eighth Road, we are a family, although this hero has broken so many things, it is for the needs of anti-Japanese resistance, and it is also to pursue little Japan, otherwise we will not kill each other.

Since we are the flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, that is, the family does not recognize the family, and now we all know that we are comrades in the same trench, so our festival will be written off.

What's more, you also broke my sprinkler truck, and my sprinkler truck is also hundreds of thousands, so even if we clear the two of us, no one owes anyone. ”

"Let's go to the ball, who washed the Dragon King Temple with you, who is a family with you, who is clear with you, you obviously have watched too many anti-Japanese dramas, your goods are obviously poisoned too deeply, the consequences of this qiē are all caused by yourself, this has nothing to do with us, and you will compensate for the 500,000 yuan we lost. ”

This sprinkler brother also explained to everyone that they are all a family, and the guerrillas and the Eighth Road are a family, so there is no need to compensate for this loss.

Of course, his words will not be agreed by everyone, and the guerrilla captain and the team members need him to compensate for the loss of 500,000 yuan, and this Brother Sa continues to ask.

"Folks, this hero has watched a lot of anti-Japanese dramas, so don't you also watch a lot of dramas, otherwise why would you have dressed yourself up as a guerrilla and brought so much equipment.

Especially you, the captain, do you mean to embezzle the village money, you use the power in your hands to get these equipment, look at how much rice you waste, and these expensive ox carts.

Uncle Captain, this hero just took local materials and used the opportunity to drive a sprinkler truck to arm into a tank truck, but you used your identity to embezzle public funds, who is deeply poisoned in comparison?"

The sprinkler brother also asked the guerrilla captain uncle, the old man was angry, and Hu was blown up, and his eyes were as wide as a cow's eyes.

"What are you talking nonsense, the captain has been the branch secretary for forty or fifty years, and he has never occupied a penny in the village, nor has he embezzled anything in the village.

Take these ox carts and rice and rice and slingshots, for example, they are all the captain's own savings, and they didn't cost a dime in the village, and they didn't take anything from the people. ”

"Uncle, you just didn't embezzle the things in the village, and you didn't occupy the people's things, so do you admit that you have watched too many anti-Japanese dramas, so you have such a thought, and you want to play the guerrillas to fight against Little Japan!"

Brother Sprinkler said this, and the guerrilla captain's uncle nodded: "You are right, my old man has watched too many anti-Japanese TV dramas, and I also feel that some anti-Japanese TV series are just blind shooting, this old man also had the idea of wanting to be a guerrilla, and put it into action, and made these props, I am also waiting for an opportunity to show some talents, I didn't expect you to give this opportunity."

However, no matter how good or bad the TV series is, if you damage something in the village, then you will have to compensate, if you only damage five or six thousand, then the uncle will not ask you for it, but you have lost more than 500,000 yuan, then you must be compensated. ”

What did this sprinkler brother say, the old man didn't let him go, and asked him to compensate for the loss of 500,000 yuan, and the sprinkler brother cried with a sad face.

"Uncle, captain, uncle, what kind of hero am I, what kind of hero am I, I am a bear, my family is not young yet, my family is very poor, where can I find 500,000 to compensate you, I can't even take out 5,000 yuan now, my driving job, or my cousin introduced me to it, I just came to drive for two days, this salary has not been paid, I have no money to compensate you." ”

This heroic sprinkler brother completely lost the anti-Japanese heroism just now, and he cried bitterly.

"Hey, you two-ball goods, don't cry miserably for us, this is not a reality show competition where you come to compare miserable, what is old and young, no one is old and young, you cry like this, the captain does not agree with you not to compensate for the loss, unless you ask your brother Feng, the nephew and son-in-law of the captain, if he nods, then we don't want you to compensate." ”

The guerrilla captain didn't believe Brother Sprinkler's words, and he also told Brother Sprinkler that as long as he begged his nephew and son-in-law Gao Feng, then this compensation could be waived.

"Brother Feng, you heard it, your grandfather asked me to beg you, this bear is really old and young, this bear is really driving the next day, penniless, you can't see the egg and not save it, you must save me!"

Brother Sprinkler knelt at Gao Feng's feet, holding Gao Feng's legs and begging, Gao Feng looked at the goods and asked.

"Hmph, do you think I'll promise you? Do you think your brother Feng will save you if he really sees the egg?"