Chapter 576: A Hundred Steps Through Eggs
As long as the sprinkler driver did not admit defeat, he ordered his men to keep shooting until he conceded defeat
Gao Feng wants to can't go on like this, it has to be a human life, how can this person's ** be harder than a stone, this is still a stone as big as a small tomato, that one will die.
"Old man, can you wait and again, let me ask if this service is acceptable, if he is really convinced, then you don't, or if he is really unconvinced, you give him another awesome, or you give me a chance, I will let him obey at once." ā
"Since the nephew and son-in-law have spoken, why doesn't your grandfather give you this face, then you should first ask if the goods are acceptable, and then we will make a decision. ā
Gao Feng asked the guerrilla leader for his opinion, and the old man readily agreed.
Gao Feng is a little unnatural for this old man to call himself a nephew and son-in-law, how can he become his nephew and son-in-law, then who will his niece be, look at this old man is not like the grandfather of the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, this old man is not like a retired cadre from the agency, but like an old village cadre in the countryside.
However, now is not the time to ask clearly, it is better to save this sprinkler brother first, and if this goods are fixed, then it will really be shot to death by this group of self-proclaimed guerrillas.
Although, this sprinkler brother has been staring at himself, and even regarded himself as Yamamoto Fifty-six, which made Gao Feng hate this product very much, but after all, he is a human life, so he can't see death without saving, and if he dies, he can't get rid of it.
"Hey, Brother Sprinkler, let me ask you, now you are trapped here, there are so many guerrillas surrounding you, they still have slingshots in their hands, and you are unarmed, you have been bulleted by others now, there is no good place on your body, do you obey them now?"
Gao Feng walked closer and shouted to the goods in the sprinkler truck, the sprinkler brother had already been shot all over his body with scars, there was no intact place, and he couldn't find a piece of intact land on his head, all of which were covered with buns that the dog ignored, and there were small bun heads one by one.
"If you don't accept it, this hero is not convinced, this hero is the reincarnation of Yang Qilang, this hero is the reincarnation of Yang Zaixing, Brother Yamamoto, don't come to persuade me, you just shoot at me, you shoot at me!"
This thing is completely evil, or it is not lightly evil, it looks like a demon, with a hideous face, and his eyes are red and his blood is stretched to the limit.
Brother Sprinkler ignored Gao Feng's set, he waved his big hand at Gao Feng, roaring angrily for the guerrillas to fire at him.
"How about it, nephew and son-in-law, you see, this thing is completely stupid, he was shot like this, he was still thinking about Yang Qilang and Yang Zaixing, what kind of Cheng did you say this fool, you still don't bother talking, let's shoot him again, only if he is completely subdued, he will obey it"
The old man, the captain of the guerrillas, couldn't wait, he told Gao Feng not to bother, but let his team shoot the goods completely.
"That's it, old man, the Jian YƬ I mentioned to you just now, don't shoot him, let this handsome guy shoot him, if he still doesn't accept it, then let you shoot this thing. ā
"Okay, nephew and son-in-law, of course your grandfather gave you this opportunity, don't talk about shooting, as many times as you want, your grandfather will promise you. ā
This guerrilla captain is very refreshing, as long as Gao Feng mentions anything, he will promise anything, this refreshing energy is really only grandpa can do.
"Thank you in advance, old man, then I will cherish this opportunity, and I hope to make this sprinkler brother serve at once. ā
Gao Feng thanked the old man, and he shouted to the sprinkler brother again.
"Hey, Brother Sprinkler, this handsome guy asks you again, are you convinced?"
The sprinkler shook his head like a chicken blood.
"If you don't accept it, you just don't accept it, you have the ability to shoot at me!"
The creature was also patting his chest and asking everyone to shoot him in the chest.
"Brother sprinkler, since you are not convinced, let us shoot on your chest, this handsome guy doesn't like to shoot on your chest, I think it's not interesting, can you stand up and let this handsome guy shoot you, if this handsome guy shoots you down, you get out of the car and apologize to everyone, if you don't shoot you, then we will let you go." ā
"Hehe, Brother Yamamoto, you Japanese only need to have a mouth, this hero will know that you will make a trivial request, you just let this handsome guy give you this place, you come to shoot this handsome guy's private parts.
Brother Yamamoto, this hero is a hero who stands up to the sky, since life and death are out of the degree, then this hero is not afraid of your trivial actions, this hero will give you the measure of his private parts, and you can't shoot it, even if you shoot, this hero will not accept it. ā
Gao Feng's words were just out, and he was guessed by this sprinkler brother, he also understood what Gao Feng meant, and he also bent over to stand in the cab, put his waist forward, let his crotch go to the front, and pointed to his crotch and shouted at Gao Feng.
"Okay, Brother Sprinkler, that handsome guy will seize this opportunity to make you completely convinced, and you are ready to apologize to everyone. ā
Gao Feng made a grimace at the sprinkler brother, and the sprinkler brother sneered, snorted more than a dozen times, and looked disdainful.
"Hmph, Brother Yamamoto, do you think you are a descendant of Li Guang, will you still wear Yang in a hundred steps, you don't have that ability in this hero, if you have the ability, you can come here." ā
"Haha, Brother Sprinkler, this handsome guy doesn't have the ability to wear Yang in a hundred steps, this handsome guy has the ability to wear eggs in a hundred steps, and this handsome guy won't give you a laipi, saying that it is a hundred steps, it is a hundred steps. ā
Gao Feng really walked a hundred steps from where the sprinkler stopped, and then stopped and turned to face the sprinkler brother.
"Brother Sprinkler, you should pay attention, don't scream!"
"Joke, Brother Yamamoto, you are not a hero who is afraid of death, you walk a hundred steps too far, you don't need to walk a hundred steps, you only need ten steps, you can't shoot this hero in ten steps. ā
Gao Feng walked a hundred steps, the sprinkler thought he was going too far, and he also asked Gao Feng to only need ten steps away, even ten steps away from himself, and he Gao Feng couldn't shoot himself.
"Brother sprinkler, don't be too confident, the person who will cry is yourself. ā
"Don't bother with rambling, just shoot here quickly, your grandfather can't wait!"
Brother Sprinkler was still very impatient, thinking that Gao Feng was talking too much, so he yelled for Gao Feng to hurry up and shoot his crotch.
Gao Feng smiled slightly: "Brother sprinkler, I've already done it, this handsome guy has already cumbed!"
"Haha, what a big joke, you didn't even pull that slingshot, how did you shoot this hero, look at you can't even shoot a bird, you still want to shoot this hero's eggs, you really dream. ā
Gao Feng smiled and said that he had already shot, the sprinkler brother looked up to the sky and laughed, almost laughed himself to death, this handsome guy didn't even pull the slingshot, that was a shot.
"Yes, nephew and son-in-law, your joke is not funny at all, haven't you even shot a bird before, you obviously didn't even raise a slingshot, you shoot a ball!"
Even the guerrilla captain said that the peak was high, which was really a joke of the most ridiculous, maybe this nephew and son-in-law had never even played a bird.
Gao Feng was happy: "Haha, sprinkler brother, playing magic pays attention to the eyes and eyes, and the slingshot of this handsome guy also pays attention to the eyes and eyes, in fact, this handsome guy has already shot, but the speed is so fast that you don't see it clearly at all, and you don't feel the pain, if the handsome guy thinks, you have already begun to feel the pain."
Also, old man, I've already ejaculated him, I'm just very fast, and I don't know it, you just don't see it clearly. ā
"Yes, nephew and son-in-law, have you really ejaculated, why haven't we seen it at all!"
When Gao Feng said these words, the guerrilla captain was still puzzled, and he couldn't believe that what Gao Feng said was true, and he also asked the subordinates around him, dressed like guerrillas.
"Comrades, have you seen it, did the captain's nephew and son-in-law really?"
All the team members shook their heads together: "Captain, we didn't see it, we kept staring at it, we really didn't see your nephew and son-in-law, when did he?"
"Ouch, my eggs, the safe eggs I've raised for more than 20 years, this will seem to be broken, my God, it hurts me!"
Everyone was wondering, none of them could see the peak slingshot clearly, and they were staring at it, and they didn't leave for a while.
Suddenly, the sprinkler brother screamed, and he also tightly covered his crotch and jumped up and down in the cab of the sprinkler truck, but unfortunately the cab of the sprinkler was small, and he jumped up and knocked his head and seeds, making the cab ping-pong.
"Oh my God, it's killing me!"
Brother Sprinkler was screaming and screaming, rolling and jumping around in the cab, not to mention the miserable.
"Well, is this guy performing, is he really cooperating with the captain's nephew and son-in-law, so realistically acting!"
"Hey, hero, did you really get shot, or are you performing?"
The old man of the guerrilla captain didn't believe it, and when he saw the sprinkler brother rolling in the cab, he looked puzzled, thinking that this guy was not cooperating with his nephew and son-in-law to perform at the peak, otherwise how could this be the case.
"Perform your size, this hero is dying of pain, you have the ability to perform one!"
The guerrilla captain asked him, and the sprinkler scolded him, and he was also in pain.
"Ouch, this guy is holding his crotch, and it hurts like this, it really looks like he was shot, otherwise he wouldn't have acted so realistically, and even the actor wouldn't have acted so realistically. ā
Everyone also thinks that this product is not acting, it is really shot, and everyone has more or less experienced the taste of being touched, and the taste of egg pain can't be played by the actor.
"Hey, Brother Sprinkler, you still don't accept it, or let this handsome guy play you again!"
"Brother Yamamoto, Brother Yamamoto, your subordinates are merciful, this hero is completely convinced, this hero is really convinced, this hero kowtows to you, please don't shoot at this hero anymore, who knows that you are really a descendant of Li Guang, you really know how to wear eggs in a hundred steps, and you wear it quietly!"
Gao Feng shouted to Brother Sprinkler and asked him if he was convinced, and the Brother Sprinkler immediately begged for mercy, and he was completely convinced.