Xue Guo's whole body was going to be bad, and his face was wrinkled: "You're not dirty, aren't you?"

He Xiangdong waved his hand, and said indifferently: "Manly man, what do you care about." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Xue Guo shook his head helplessly: "Okay." ”

"I'm done rinsing, it's your father's turn. He Xiangdong learned from Xue Guo's father, and he also poured a mouthful of water into his mouth, and then sprayed it into the sky: "Poof." ”

Xue Guo was stunned for a moment: "Squirted?"

As a result, as soon as He Xiangdong lowered his head, his hands were wiped on his head.

Xue Guo was really dumbfounded this time: "Oh, the mouthwash is all on my head?"

"Haha......" The judges who were sitting all laughed.

Now it's the first trial, and it's more fun to watch comedy for the first time, and after the second and third times, all the baggage is known, and I can't laugh at that time.

So don't look at the judges laughing happily now, after a few more trials, if they can still laugh, then there will be ghosts.

He Xiangdong also comforted Xue Guo: "This is faith, this is piety." ”

Xue Guo waved his hand: "Okay, don't mention this." ”

He Xiangdong straightened the topic back again: "Old man, you are ......" He Xiangdong came to an arc: "Where did you invite it?"

It's a laugh.

Xue Guo was very helpless: "Okay, it's all this virtue." ”

He Xiangdong studied the old man behind his back, and he also said: "Jiangsu invited." ”

He Xiangdong began to play the two of them, and the standard movements were all nukou, this time and again, it looked really funny.

"It's so far, (Nu Mouth), who did it. ”

"(Nuzui) Master Zhou's work has been tuned for half a month. ”

"Hey, it's been so long, (Nuzui), it must be very exquisite. ”

"How can it be called exquisite, (Nu Mouth), sincerity. ”

Several of the judges who were seated were laughing.

Xue Guo was also speechless, and interjected: "This idle sin has suffered." ”

Gao Benhe looked at it with a smile, and the cross talk paid attention to three and four shakes, and he would definitely start turning over the burden next.

Sure enough, He Xiangdong was open again: "Old man, why do you respect this great immortal so much." ”

Xue Guo held it and said, "Yes, why?"

He Xiangdong snorted coldly and said loudly: "Why are you so respectful, hum, this girl is so smart." ”

Xue Guo exclaimed: "Ah, scolded?"

He Xiangdong was also taken aback, and hurriedly covered his mouth and ran to the side.

"Ya" is a Beijing dialect, colloquial Beijing language, which means similar to this grandson, anyway, it is a bad sentence.

The technique of flipping and shaking was very successful, and one of the judges who sat down was all amused.

He Xiangdong said that the ability of cross talk is not covered, and it is not easy to make people laugh in cross talk now, but He Xiangdong is an exception, and there is no one who does not laugh when listening to his cross talk.

Many people, especially many so-called artists, say that cross talk can't just be limited to laughter, and funny cross talk is not necessarily good cross talk, but in fact, if it's not funny, it's really funny.

No matter what you say, no matter what aura you add to it, no matter what role you add to it, its entertainment will always come first, and this will not change.

If you abandon entertaining cross talk, it is not cross talk, in fact, if you peel off cross talk layer by layer, remove the educational function, remove the satirical ability, remove the literary level, remove all kinds of external things, and peel it all the way to the heart, you will find that in fact, cross talk is an art that makes people laugh, which is fundamental.

Anyway, these judges laughed very happily, they all laughed and laughed, ten years young, He Xiangdong's cross talk made them a lot younger, and then they decisively knocked He Xiangdong's show off.

Failed the review.

I didn't even go through the first trial.

The reason is very simple, this cross talk involves ethics, or to put it mildly, it also alludes to ethical relationships.

He Xiangdong has been talking about how Xue Guo's father is, this kind of show is definitely not good, no matter what real life is, the image of parents on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala must be upright and bright.

This alone is enough for He Xiangdong to die several times.

The second reason is that the main purpose of He Xiangdong's cross talk is not clear enough, saying that it is anti-cult, but the criticism is not profound, but it seems to be a joke.

I didn't say anything about the teachings of the Confused Immortals, the Confused Sect, and the dangers of the cult to the people.

What can your cross talk bring to the audience, is it just to let the family know that Xue Guo's father is a confused person who believes in the Confused Religion?

The theme of this cross talk is not good.

So it's another big dead end.

One of these two points is enough for He Xiangdong to die several times, not to mention that he is still in both, so he can't die anymore.

Director Huang, the director of the Spring Festival Gala, can't help He Xiangdong if he wants to speak, this is a dead end, if he can still open his mouth if there is a general small problem, this is indeed not saved.

Alas, it can only be knocked out.

But fortunately, their invited actors are different from those who hit the Spring Festival Gala by themselves, they will not go home directly because of a review, they still have a chance to make corrections.

In fact, it is too normal to be knocked out of the show by the censorship team, just like the current king of sketches, Uncle Zhao of the Northeast, he has a show that is knocked out every year, and the same is true for other old regulars of the Spring Festival Gala, which is too common.

If it's not a big problem.,Then the original book is changed.,You can continue to use it for review.。 If the problem is very serious and it's a dead end, then they can only change to a new book, so there are several books they prepared for the Spring Festival Gala.

Of course, these people don't mean that there is a gold medal for avoiding death, not everyone can go to the Spring Festival Gala in the first place, just like seven pairs of cross talk actors have been invited this year, but three pairs of people who can really go to the Spring Festival Gala are about the same.

Therefore, the first three trials will not beat people downward, and when the fourth trial is held, they will start beating people, especially the fifth trial, if the fifth trial is not successful, then it will be cured.

Of course, the group of actors who were knocked out did not mean that there was no way at all, nor did it mean that the books in his hands could only be wasted.

Now there are a lot of satellite TV Spring Festival Galas, and all David TV are holding the Spring Festival Gala, although they can't be on CCTV's Spring Festival Gala, but it is more than enough to go to other satellite TV, and the book they saved for the Spring Festival Gala can also be used.

Now He Xiangdong's show has died in the first instance, and He Xiangdong has this one book, and he has not prepared anything else. If he still wants to get it, he has to get the new book out before the second trial, and this time limit is ten days.

The opportunity is already in front of him, He Xiangdong doesn't want to miss it, he still wants to fight. He wants to go to the Spring Festival Gala, but he doesn't want to change his cross talk to himself so that he can't even recognize himself.

So He Xiangdong specially invited Hou Sanye, Hou Sanye is an old actor in the system, and he has been on it for many years. It's the Spring Festival Gala, and he knows the doorway in the Spring Festival Gala best.

With Hou Sanye to check for himself, He Xiangdong will be much more down-to-earth in his heart, at least he will not step into the minefield without knowing it.

The two of them have also been busy.

Hou Sanye sometimes has no choice but to take He Xiangdong, others put aside everything else and concentrate on this one for the Spring Festival Gala.

As a result, this kid is good, he doesn't have a new book in his hand, and he doesn't delay anything, he talks about stories, crosstalks, and goes to record programs, and he also takes Xiao He to Beihai Park to play.

Hou Sanye almost crooked his nose, and at this moment, a phone call came in.