Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei are riding bicycles, and they want to race against Wang Xiaoyue's police car, what is it if it is not a tortoise and rabbit race, the two viagras are two turtles, and Wang Xiaoyue is a jade rabbit. "Co*music*words*love*first*hair(http://www.klxsw.com

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Wang Xiaoyue teasing the two viagras is like teasing two fools, she sometimes accelerates and rushes, sometimes slows down and waits for the two viagras to catch up, after three or five times, the two viagras are completely tired like grandchildren, not only sweating profusely, but they are soaked from head to p-share to feet, and you can see the p-shares of the two viagras from afar.

Wang Xiaoyue saw the two viagra lying on top of the two green bicycles like two toads, and the four toads were struggling to pedal the bicycle pedals, and the funny and ridiculous appearance made Wang Xiaoyue laugh.

"Two viagras, do you still have to compare, this girl advises you not to compare, the turtle is always a turtle, and it can't compete against the jade rabbit. ”

The two viagra heads into the front wheel of the bicycle, and the two of them were exhausted, like two dying toads, and they still didn't admit defeat.

"Wang Xiaoyue, the tortoise and rabbit race won in the end, not the rabbit, we must compete, we must win this tortoise and rabbit race, we will not admit defeat. ”

The spirit of the two viagras not admitting defeat is commendable, and Wang Xiaoyue is also drunk, she told the two viagras not to compare anymore, this girl let you win if you don t have it, why should you be tired like a bear grandson.

Wang Xiaoyue couldn't bear to tease the two viagras anymore, she let the two viagras win the tortoise and rabbit race, and the two viagras still didn't agree.

"Wang Xiaoyue, that's not good, since it's a tortoise and rabbit race, it must be compared, you let us that can't do it, we don't accept your opinion, you have to continue to compete with us, unless you park the van aside and sleep, isn't it also a rabbit in the tortoise and rabbit race to sleep for a while, and the tortoise will take the opportunity to win the race?"

"Let's go to the ball, two viagras, you let this girl sleep, what is the difference between that and giving up the game, you have to continue to compete, that girl will accompany you to the end, and compete with you well. ”

Wang Xiaoyue repeated the same trick, speeding up and slowing down, and teasing the two viagras eleven times, and the two viagras were completely tired and fell down, and even the people with bicycles fell on the road and couldn't get up.

Gao Feng went down to help the two viagra up, and the two viagra were completely tired and collapsed, and the clothes they were wearing showed white marks, which were the salt of the body, just like the down jacket that appeared after washing it with laundry detergent and not cleaning it.

There were two pieces of mineral water in the back of Wang Xiaoyue's police car, and the peak was poured into the stomachs of the two viagras, and the two viagras slowly woke up, and the first thing the two viagras said when they woke up was to ask Wang Xiaoyue.

"Wang Xiaoyue, did we win, did our two green-haired turtles win this game, the tortoise and rabbit race should be won by the turtle in the end, otherwise there is no reason at all." ”

It's not unreasonable at all, it's just that two viagras misunderstood the meaning of the parable of The Tortoise and the Hare Race, and they only took it literally and thought that the tortoise would win.

Wang Xiaoyue nodded: "Two viagras, it is true that you have won, it is indeed you two green-haired turtles who have won, and the turtle has finally defeated the rabbit!"

Wang Xiaoyue said something against her will, if she didn't say this, it was estimated that she would die, and these two viagra would have to risk their lives to race against her.

Wang Xiaoyue said that the two viagras won the game, and the two viagras were like half a basin of blood, they jumped up from the ground, flew up and rode their two green bicycles, and shouted at Wang Xiaoyue happily.

"Wang Xiaoyue, our two viagras know that we will win, but we are two male tortoises, you are a female rabbit, our male tortoise wins the female rabbit and feels that it is not martial, we have to compete with you again, so it is fairer. ”

"you, you want to die, it's the first time you're riding this green bike, you're as excited as you are bloody, you're looking for someone to race, then you go and race with the taxi, this girl won't accompany you." ”

The two viagras were stupid to get home, Wang Xiaoyue really couldn't cry or laugh, and Gao Feng continued to speak.

"Two viagras, are you going to ride these two green bikes to the project department?"

Ji Wei replied: "Brother Gao, of course, if we don't ride it to the project department, then what are we riding it for?"

Gao Feng said: "Yes, two viagra, I only heard that the purpose of this bicycle is to advocate green environmental protection, reduce car exhaust, and at the same time facilitate short-distance travel for everyone, there are such public facilities in the city at a distance, but there is no such bicycle as you ride this bicycle to Tulou Town, the distance is a little too far, not to mention that it still needs to pay for this bicycle, and it also needs to be returned in time, after you ride to Tulou Town, do you immediately ride back to the city?"

This is a kind of public facility, the purpose is to advocate green environmental protection, but also for the convenience of everyone, and now this kind of public facility is popularized in large, medium and small cities.

This kind of public facility also needs money, and it also needs to be returned in time, so as to ensure the integrity of the facility and serve the public.

Ordinary people will not ride for a long time, nor will they ride a long distance, like Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei rode back to the project department, and then rode back in time is not the only situation.

Of course, Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, the two viagra brothers, are both people who lack a string in their brains and go to the black one way, they can do anything, and they ride back to Tulou Town and back, it is very possible.

Gao Feng asked them like this, and the two viagra shook their heads, also looking at Gao Feng with disdain.

"Hmph, Brother Gao, you really treat us as people with brains lacking strings, we are really so useless, we are so stupid that we rode it to Tulou Town, and immediately rode it back, then you underestimate the two of us. ”

Gao Feng is really such a mentality, he just thinks about the two viagras, but he didn't expect these two viagras to really guess.

"Ah, two viagras, don't you ride back to the project department and return it in time, do you want to occupy public facilities?"

Occupying public facilities and damaging public facilities are the most shameful behaviors, if the two viagra occupy public facilities or damage public facilities, then Gao Feng will not agree, and must be condemned fiercely.

"Two viagra, if you occupy public facilities, if you damage public facilities, then my brother Gao will be unkind to you, and your behavior will be condemned by everyone, and it is a shameful behavior. ”

The more Gao Feng spoke, the more angry he became, and his eyes widened, as if the two viagra really did bad things to destroy public facilities, and Gao Feng would not spare them.

The two viagras snorted twice with their noses, and the movements of the two of them were very consistent, and the snot bubbles they hummed were the same size, like the avoidance sleeve blown by the child.

"Hmph, hum, Brother Gao, just look at your viagra from the crack in the door, in this world, it seems that you have a sense of responsibility and morality, and our two viagras have no sense of morality and responsibility.

Brother Gao, sue you, our sense of public morality and responsibility is very strong, more than ten times stronger than you, of course we know that we can't damage public facilities, of course we have to protect public facilities, and be a citizen who cares for public facilities.

Brother Gao, let's sue you, we are riding this bicycle back to the project department, and we are not going to return it, but we have paid enough deposit, as long as we pay enough deposit, this bicycle can be ridden as you like. ”

"Yes, two viagras, how much deposit did you pay?"

It turned out that Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei paid a deposit, and public facilities like this are all cards and deposits, which is also to preserve the completeness of public facilities.

Ji Wei stretched out a hand and replied to Gao Feng: "Brother Gao, we paid a deposit of one hand." ”

"Oh, is the deposit for this bike so cheap, only fifty dollars. ”

Gao Feng has only seen such public facilities, and he has seen people ride such bicycles, but he has never ridden them himself, and he does not know how much deposit this bicycle requires, but fifty yuan is very cheap.

Ji Wei replied: "Cut, Brother Gao, you don't know how to count, this hand is only fifty yuan, our two viagra are so ungenerous, why do you say that you paid enough deposit, that is the deposit of five hundred yuan paid by our two viagras, so it is enough deposit." ”

Ji Wei stretched out a hand does not mean that there are only fifty yuan, he represents five hundred yuan, Gao Feng said again.

"Oh, two viagras, you paid five hundred yuan, is it five hundred yuan for two cars? ”

"Brother Gao, why do you look down on our two viagra brothers so much, why are two cars only five hundred, that is a deposit of five hundred yuan for one car, so it is enough. ”

"What, two viagras, you pay a deposit of 500 yuan for a car, this girl has heard that the deposit is divided into circumstances, people in this city only need a deposit of 100 yuan, and people from other places only need a deposit of 200 yuan, why do you pay a deposit of 500 yuan, don't you pay the deposit according to the regulations, do they still look at people and charge indiscriminately, do they charge you more money if you two lack a string in your head?"

The two viagras said that the deposit was 500 yuan for a car, Wang Xiaoyue exclaimed, she was still very familiar with the deposit for this bicycle, the locals only need 100 yuan, and the outsiders only need 200 yuan, which is also a hard rule that they will not charge indiscriminately, why did these two viagra pay a deposit of 500 yuan.

"Wang Xiaoyue, you are still the people's police, your ideological consciousness is too low, this is a public facility, our idea is to completely occupy these two green bicycles, and they will not be returned after riding, so we pay a little more deposit, and the person who charges it does not want to die, and then the two of us cried, made trouble and hanged ourselves, and forced him to accept the deposit of 500 yuan. ”

The two viagra also said that Wang Xiaoyue had a low ideological consciousness, and they used the method of crying, making trouble, and hanging themselves to collect a deposit of 500, and they felt very proud.

"Ah, there are * people who collect deposits, two viagras, this brother really obeys your spirit of perseverance in paying the deposit.

However, this brother can sue you, this bicycle is less than 200 yuan, otherwise why do people only charge a deposit of 200 yuan, which proves that it is worth less than 200 yuan.

Two viagras, you spend 500 yuan just to occupy this green bike, don't you think it's too much investment, you can buy at least two such bikes for 500 yuan, Brother Xiong only spent 250 yuan to buy a battery car last time, and the effect is much stronger than this bike. ”

"Let's check, Brother Gao said this, we felt that it was too worthless, why didn't we think of this, we have to get this deposit back." ”

After listening to Gao Fengyi's analysis, the two viagras shouted at the same time, and the two of them turned the head of the car at the same time, and rode the two green bicycles towards the city.