After Ji Wei offended Niu Struggle, the boss of the Ministry of Materials, for the first time, Niu Struggle was very disgusted with this guy, and the disgusted Cheng Dù was no less disgusted than disgusted with a piece of stinky shit, and he scolded the eight generations of ancestors when he stepped on it.

Originally, Ji Wei was a new employee of the material department, so he should arrange desks and chairs and give him a seat to work, which is also what the human resources department has to do.

The Ministry of Human Resources found a set of old desks and chairs for Comrade Ji Wei, but was rejected by Niu Struggle, Minister Niu said that the office of the Ministry of Materials is small, and it is just right to put four desks, and there is no space for one more.

And it was the two sisters who handled the desk and chair for Ji Wei, they didn't know where to get a small yellow table of one meter, this desk did not match the desk of the material department, and the color was even different, this is yellow.

Minister Niu said no, the two sisters are quite refreshing, since they don't need it, then this table belongs to the sisters, we just moved back to the dormitory as a dresser, and put a big mirror on it to dress up, which is the best use.

The two sisters asked Minister Niu again, if there is no need to put a chair for Comrade Ji Wei at the desk, he also has a place to sit.

Of course, Niu Zhan rejected the two sisters, and it was even more incongruous to put a chair, what kind of system did it be, since the table was not placed, there was no need to ask for the chair.

The two sisters smiled at Minister Niu: " Minister Niu, this sister is thinking for the minister, you can not arrange a table for this new comrade, but you can put a chair, as long as he sits in front of your desk, your Minister Niu immediately has the feeling of being the presiding judge of the court, and you can condescendingly interrogate this new comrade at any time, including several comrades in your material department, and even the guy surnamed Gao, he is born with thief eyebrows, whoever sees him knows that he is a descendant of the ancient flea time, and the minister should interrogate him every day. ”

The two sisters smiled, how could Niu Struggle stand it, he gladly accepted the opinions of the two sisters, and asked the two sisters to arrange this chair into the material department.

It was an iron backless chair, more of a tiger chair than a chair, and the two sisters were going to let the people from the material department sit on the tiger chair.

Niu Fen, the boss of the material department, not only didn't let Ji Wei arrange a desk, he didn't even ask Ji Wei's name, since he didn't even ask his name, he didn't have to care about other aspects.

When the two sisters put the tiger chair opposite the Niu Struggle desk, the people in the material department stared at the two sisters, just like looking at the two strange sisters, this is really the most wonderful sister in the history of human resources, I have never seen a tiger chair arranged for employees.

"Shen Yu Luo, who are you arranging a tiger chair for?"

Wang Shangliang had a bright smile on his face, this girl was very smart, she could see the clues from the faces of the two sisters.

"Sister Shangliang, of course it is to arrange a tiger chair for the person who bullied you, our sisters will not arrange a tiger chair for Sister Shangliang, Sister Shangliang is such an excellent sister, then she will definitely sit on the tiger chair and be the lady of the village. ”

"Get out of your way, you should be the lady of the village, you are still the wife of the dwarf tiger Wang Ying, this girl knows that you are not well-intentioned, you must want to be a tiger chair for someone." ”

When Wang Shangliang said this, he slanted his eyes to Gao Feng, which meant the most obvious, and she was still jealous of Comrade Gao Feng.

"Hey, hey, sink fish and geese, your tiger chair is for this handsome guy. ”

Ji Wei and Xiong Erwei carried their pants into the material department, these two viagra hit it off at first sight, almost hated each other, they are now as good as a person, and they are inseparable in everything they do.

Even going to the toilet is in and out at the same time, but they just came out of the toilet and the zipper of their pants has not been closed.

Seeing the tiger stool placed in front of Niu Fenfen's desk by the two sisters of Shen Yu and Luoyan, Ji Wei and Xiong Erwei, two viagra viagras, were so happy that they jumped up more than two meters high, just like Zhao Si in the country love.

"Wait a while, you two should also pay attention to your image, your door is not closed yet, there are female compatriots here. ”

The material department is a place where beauties gather, every day will be beauties like clouds, so many beautiful comrades in the project department will come to the material department to gather several times every day like a beauties meeting, especially when commuting, that is almost all around the material department.

There are many beauties in the project department, Wang Shangliang of the material department, Zhang Aiqing, cashier, Gong Xiaobei, budget officer, two sisters of the Cao family, Guo Lili and Qu Duckweed, Leng Yan and Zuo Kaimen, Yang Guifei and Chang E, Ji Ruyi and willful, plus two sisters of Shenyu Luoyan.

Of course, sometimes there are beauties from outside to join, policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, female policeman Yan Ruyu, first sister Mei Gui, and armed police soldier Princess Wencheng, as well as nurse Diao Xiaochan, as well as young woman Ma Lanhua, and the white rich and beautiful sister Bai Bai.

The people in the project department call the material department the garden, which is really full of spring and can't be closed, and they are looking forward to the branches and red apricots coming out of the wall, but there is no one else's share, and there is only the share of the peak of the goods.

Looking at the spring color of the garden, but can only watch from afar, and can not reach out to fold, this kind of envy, jealousy and hatred is a kind of pain, a kind of incomprehensible pain.

There are several beauties in the material department now, Zhang Aiqing and Guo Lili, Gong Xiaobei and Yang Guifei, they are all drinking coffee and chatting here, just like their daily morning class.

Of course, the person who makes the coffee is Gao Feng, a handsome guy, Gao Feng laughs at himself for being a junior in ancient times, a waiter in the new era, and beauties ridicule him as a junior.

There are so many beauties, then you must pay attention to the image, these two viagra pants did not zip up, and they jumped into the material department, and Gao Feng dragged the arms of the two of them and asked them to close the "door".

"Brother Gao, you are a good person to the end, send Tang Seng to the west, you can help us close the zipper. ”

The two viagra buttocks pushed forward and pushed the two gates in front of Gao Feng, and Gao Feng scolded.

"Go to the ball, I'll send you to the West Heaven, your own door will be closed by yourself, this handsome guy is not willing to close your stinky door." ”

"Hmph, Brother Gao, you have never been a good brother, if you don't help us close the door, then we will help each other. ”

Ji Wei also thinks that Gao Feng is not their good brother, if they are good brothers, they have to help each other, these two viagra are good brothers, they help each other, the two of them zip each other, and shout the trumpet.

"One-two-three, one-two-three, one-two-three-four-five-six-seven. ”

"Oh no, we've pulled the mother, we've broken the zipper completely. ”

These two viagras shouted to each other to pull the zipper, and at the same time, they also used a lot of force, this horn was originally shouted to glow explosively, but the two viagras used too much force, and their zippers completely collapsed, and they screamed in shock.

"I checked, this time it's completely embarrassing, not only did we find that the zipper was completely broken, but our two brothers also found that they didn't wear underwear today, this is not a complete loss of the city gate, this is not a complete spring!"

After the two viagra zippers collapsed, they then discovered a new situation, and they jumped up and shouted how high they were, which frightened the group of beauties gathered by the Ministry of Materials in a panic, and they ran away one by one, spilling the coffee in their hands.

"Xiong Erwei, Ji Wei, you two big hooligans, you don't close the door in front of us, and you don't wear underwear, fortunately our sisters' eyes are closed in time, otherwise I don't know what monsters I saw." ”

The beauties panicked, and Gao Feng smiled: "Beauties, Comrade Brother Xiong often doesn't close the door, and he hardly wears underwear, don't you think it's taken for granted, and you have never found anything, because Brother Xiong can't see any spring light with or without underwear." ”

"Gao Feng, you are a big hooligan, you are used to it, you can't see any spring light without underwear. ”

As soon as Gao Feng finished speaking, the coffee of the beauties splashed over like splashing water, but he didn't expect Gao Feng to expect it, so he dodged and hid behind the two viagras in time, and all the coffee was spilled on the two viagras, especially the crotch.

"Beauty, are you so jealous of our crotch, see you splash us all wet, we usually want to rub your half pack of coffee, you don't agree left and right, feed our crotch so generously today. ”

The two viagra are really talents, and their trivial appearance made all the beauties speechless, and they went to the Ministry of Commerce together.

After the beauties left, the two viagras grabbed the tiger chair arranged by the Shen Yu Luoyan sisters, and finally grabbed it for half an hour, and the two viagras could not tell the winner from the loser.

Or did Gao Feng give them an idea, use rock-paper-scissors to decide the winner, and the two took turns to sit on this tiger chair, and the two viagra really acted according to the rules, using rock-paper-scissors to take turns sitting on the tiger chair.

The two Viagras sat in turns for an hour, and they felt that something was wrong, as if there was something wrong with the stool.

"Brother Gao, we brothers feel that something is wrong, this doesn't seem to be a tiger chair, this seems to be a tiger chair, we don't seem to be sitting on the tiger chair of the king of the mountain, but a tiger chair sitting on a prisoner. ”

Gao Feng had already laughed heartily, these two viagra had been fighting, and he had been provoked to laugh all the time, and they were too funny, just like the intelligence of that three-year-old child.

"Haha, two viagras, who told you that this is a tiger chair, this is originally a tiger chair, and the meaning of sinking fish and geese is to let us sit on the tiger chair, but I didn't expect the two viagras to be happy. ”

"I'll check, Brother Gao, we've been fooled, we've fallen for the sinking fish and goose sisters, we have to find these two sisters for an explanation. ”

As soon as Ji Wei heard Gao Feng's words, he jumped up from the tiger chair, he jumped too hard and tripped over the tiger chair, knocking his mouth out of blood, he also ignored it, and staggered out of the material department to find the two sisters of Shen Yu and Luoyan.

When Ji Wei rushed to the entrance of the material department, he was caught by Xiong Erwei's feet with a flying pounce, and Xiong Erwei also pounced too fiercely and threw out his mouth with blood.

"Brother Ji, don't go to the Shen Yu Luo Yan sisters, Brother Ben Xiong looks at it here, there are a lot of articles here, the real behind-the-scenes instructors are not the Shen Yu Luo Yan sisters, or someone else. ”

Ji Wei was grabbed by Xiong Erwei's feet, he didn't have time to retract his feet, his body still ran forward, the moment he was caught by Xiong Erwei, he also fell to the door of the material department, just now the lower lip was bleeding, this time the upper lip was knocked out of the blood.

Ji Wei spit out two mouthfuls of blood: "Brother Xiong, for your sake's sake, then Brother Ji won't go to the two sisters, after Brother Ben Ji was bled out, he also understood a truth, there is a lot of article behind this tiger chair, and the person behind the scenes is really someone else." ”