The traditional eight-screen screen is mainly to tease and detract, and the comical actor says that he is a child, says that he is rude, reckless, and asks the comic actor to forgive his behavior. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Then the funny actor said that the funny ones are not as good as children and they are not as good as the rude people, so they come out of this way, all of which come from such a mode.

But now in cooperation with the Gao Xiao cross talk group, He Xiangdong has made some modifications to the eight screens, and there are many characters involved in the eight screens, so he pressed these characters on his apprentices, and asked them to stand on the side of the Gao Xiao cross talk group one by one to squeeze themselves.

Now it seems that this change is still very successful, and the audience is very convinced.

It is a very laborious thing to say that the mouth is crossed, but it is not that you can open your mouth and recite it casually, the things involved in this are very complicated, in addition to the kung fu on the mouth, the movements on the body are also indispensable.

And after reciting a passage, the actor has to sweat on his head, which is very laborious. There are dozens of sections of the eight screens, large and small, no one can memorize them all, usually two or three of them are enough to memorize during the performance, and the four sections are actually too much.

He Xiangdong also relied on the fact that there were many actors in his garden, so he begged for a trick and found a shortcut to let them come alone for a while, which was just right.

On the stage, after Chen Jun finished saying that he was not a person, he also waved to the back: "Come, come out and someone is not human." ”

The third Zheng Dayu came out.

"Hahaha......"

"Woo ......"

The audience is called a hilarious one.

Ah Bing also happily introduced to the audience: "This is also our people, this is not people." ”

Zheng Dayu waved his hand and scolded: "Go." ”

The audience leaned forward and leaned back in joy.

Zheng Dayu ran to Chen Jun and squirted: "I didn't say that in the background just now, why did you give it when I came up, why did you give it to someone who was not human." ”

Chen Jun spread his hands and said innocently: "Hey, it's been changed temporarily." ”

"Hahaha......" The audience all laughed and applauded, it was so bad, it was too bad.

Zheng Dayu was speechless: "You just let me out if you co-authored, right?"

Chen Jun nodded vigorously and said, "I'm not proud at all. ”

Zheng Dayu squirted: "I'll go to you." ”

He Xiangdong watched from the side for a long time, and then he spoke: "Zheng Dayu, why did you go over there?"

Zheng Dayu looked at He Xiangdong and said confidently: "Master, I have rebelled." ”

"Haha......" The audience applauded and laughed.

He Xiangdong's eyes widened: "Hey, grandson, you're still reasonable, right?"

Zheng Dayu glanced at Chen Jun and said with a sigh: "I'm not proud at all. ”

He Xiangdong squirted: "you." ”

Ah Bing also said something worse: "I'm not proud." ”

"Play. ”

Group comedy is generally dominated by three people, and rarely more than four people, because it is easy to mess up when there are many people. Except for Mr. Ma's "Five Senses Fighting", which is a classic, it is rare to see so many people talking about cross talk together and handling it so well.

He Xiangdong said the same with the eight screens on the stage at this time, although there are already four people standing on the stage, but there is no chaos at all, this is ability.

He Xiangdong pointed at Zheng Dayu and scolded: "You are really not a person." ”

Zheng Dayu smiled and responded, "Master, I don't dare to compare this with this person." ”

He Xiangdong was surprised: "Why don't you dare to compare, I think you are qualified enough." ”

Zheng Dayu said: "This is an ancient. ”

"Oh?"

Zheng Dayu looked at the audience, Ah Bing and Chen Jun had already stood on the side, and the reason why there was no chaos on the stage was also related to their position.

Zheng Dayu smiled slightly, and said loudly: "Let me tell you what to hear, I was thinking that at the beginning, King II of Sui, the second son Yang Guang, killed his father and seized power, his brother and sister-in-law, deceived his mother and sister, spoiled his ministers, destroyed Zhongliang, went down to Yangzhou, and watched Qionghua." Na Huang Xingzhou, selected folk beauties, naked to pull fiber, the boat to the halfway, cut the fiber rope, so that the beauties fell one by one, to Bo Dusk King smiled. ”

Later, Di went to the evil to explore the crypt, beat Bai Li General with a stick, backed by the king of the mountain to plan Yangzhou to seize the seal, the majestic sea to support the jack gate, let go of the eighteen anti-king, extinguished the famous mountain Xiao Luo into a gun to pick Yang Lin, the Sui Dynasty fell into the hands of Yu Wenhua and. On this day, Emperor Yang was sick and lying in the East Palace, the invincible general brought a sword to the palace, forced the jade seal, Emperor Yang said: "What crime do I have?" The invincible general said: "You faint king, greedy for wine, against people, absurd and unreasonable, you are really not human." ”

At the end of the last sound, Zheng Dayu received it extremely beautifully.

"Good ......" the audience applauded suddenly.

The colleagues who came also applauded absentmindedly, the Xiang Wenshe who is just popular is really popular, and this scene is really not comparable to them.

Zheng Dayu turned his head and said proudly to He Xiangdong: "Master, you see that we are not human. ”

He Xiangdong hurriedly bombarded him: "Go, go, hurry up and play on the side." ”

Zheng Dayu was blown away, Ah Bing walked back again, and said to He Xiangdong: "Look at our battle, this is also our people, you see how we are capable, we are qualified to say cross talk, right?"

He Xiangdong was dissatisfied: "Hey, you co-authored me to serve the Wenshe a pot, right?"

Ah Bing said: "Then how can you, you haven't been adopted by us." ”

He Xiangdong waved his hand and scolded: "Go and go, you still want to take me in? You don't mention these little guys to me, I will have to clean them up sooner or later when I go back, our Xiangwen Society is a united family, can those old-timers be incorporated by you?"

Ah Bingle: "Old-timer, hehe, come, come up with an old-timer." ”

On the side of the door, Zhang Wenhai came out with his hands in his hands.

As soon as the audience saw that it was Zhang Wenhai, the applause immediately rose, Mr. Zhang was very popular.

He Xiangdong was about to go crazy, and asked in surprise: "Mr. Zhang, why did you rebel too?"

Zhang Wenhai walked to the teasing position and said: "No way, I can't help their sugar-coated cannonballs, that thing is so terrible, my old man can't stand it, they said that as long as I go to Taiwan with them, seafood can be eaten as much as you want." ”

He Xiangdong said with disgust: "What kind of seafood, you don't eat less in Beijing, and besides, kelp seaweed is also seafood, you also eat this?"

Zhang Wenhai was stunned: "This can also be counted?"

He Xiangdong squirted: "Nonsense, you are confused, you are a confused person." ”

Zhang Wenhai waved his hand: "I'm not a fool. ”

He Xiangdong asked rhetorically, "Why aren't you?"

Zhang Wenhai said: "This is an ancient. ”

"Huh?"

"I'll tell me, you listen. Zhang Wenhai also opened his mouth to come to a confused person's mouth, and the confused person told the story of Chang Yuchun, which is not the traditional eight-screen mouth, but He Xiangdong wrote it himself.

After saying a lot, the audience naturally felt hearty and applauded loudly.

But the peers sitting in the audience were taken aback.