After Ah Bing finished speaking, he walked back to the position of teasing, he put down his hand, looked at the audience, and began to sing: "Say that God is ......"

"Ouch ho ho ......" He Xiangdong exclaimed and hurriedly stopped him. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hahaha......" The audience couldn't be happier.

He Xiangdong broke out in a cold sweat: "Good guy, this is the end of it, right, let's not act, right?"

Ah Bing said in a Taiwanese accent: "No, I just want to learn from you." ”

He Xiangdong put his hands in his sleeves, a typical farmer, and then turned sideways to look at Ah Bing, and asked in surprise: "Learn from us?" Oh, then you quickly kneel down and kowtow to prepare to apprentice, I will refuse you with righteous words. ”

"Apprentice ......" Ah Bing hadn't reacted before, and only when the audience laughed out loud did he react, and he stared at the beads of his eyes and said, "Hey, there is no such thing as you, you are just to reject me?"

He Xiangdong spread his hands and said in a Taiwanese accent: "I'm like this, I'm not proud at all." ”

"Woo ......"

The audience laughed and heckled.

This is He Xiangdong's style of praise, he is different from Xue Guo's path, Xue Guo is steadily supporting others to go down, fully playing the role of green leaves, in game terms, this is a very good support hero.

But when He Xiangdong was a supporter, he was both an assistant and a warrior, and in addition to giving assistance, he also carried a knife to do it.

This man is so wicked.

So although He Xiangdong is good at teasing, he is still more suitable for teasing, otherwise he will steal the limelight too much.

The partnership between Ah Bing and He Xiangdong is still very good, which can be seen from the reaction of the audience, these two shook off their burdens, and the audience's feedback was fantastic, it was an explosive effect.

Tonight's scene is all traditional cross talk without exception, and it is not on the verge of being lost, but all of them are very classic and widely circulated jokes.

The one He Xiangdong and A Bing said is called "Eight Screens", which is very classic, and it is also the enlightened work of cross talk actors, and now they are here to perform.

"Eight Screens" is a choking program, and the original pad words were padded according to pairs, but this is too civilized, so He Xiangdong will change it every time he says this paragraph, and this time is no exception.

He Xiangdong waved his hand: "I can't take you as an apprentice." ”

Ah Bing immediately became anxious: "Why can't you take me as an apprentice?" Eh, no, how can I beg you to apprentice." ”

"Hahaha......"

He Xiangdong leaned over to look at him and said with a smile: "No, no, you can't beg me." ”

Ah Bing was unhappy: "Why, you look down on me like this?"

He Xiangdong said: "Your mouth is not good, cross talk is a language art with Beijing accent as the main sound, and you can't speak Taiwanese like this." ”

As soon as Ah Bing rolled up his sleeves, the old Beijing accent came out: "Hey, I said that you are not kind like this, where is the problem with my language?"

"Huh......" He Xiangdong exclaimed.

The audience was also taken aback, laughing, and even many people wondered if this Ah Bing was Taiwanese, why is this Beijing accent so authentic?

He Xiangdong looked at Ah Bing, a look of surprise appeared in his eyes, and he spoke Beijing dialect in a Taiwanese accent: "Hey, grandson, your Beijing dialect is really good." ”

Ah Bing spoke in Beijing accent, no longer using a Taiwanese accent: "Masters, look at what we say in Chinese, you still dare to look at us?"

He Xiangdong sighed: "Yes, yes, you are amazing, but the standard of speaking Mandarin alone is nothing, more than a billion people in China can speak it, but there are few who can speak cross talk." ”

Ah Bing straightened his sleeves, and he also made a generous style: "Oh, then you say, what else do I have shortcomings?"

He Xiangdong said: "What's the shortcoming, it's very simple, you mean cross talk, right?"

Ah Bing said: "I mean cross talk." ”

He Xiangdong said again: "You have to know the basic skills in cross talk, right?"

Ah Bing said: "This is natural, as long as there is basic skills in cross talk, then there is no I can't." ”

He Xiangdong pointed at Ah Bing and said with a smile: "Taiwanese people really deserve to be by the sea." ”

Ah Bing turned his head and asked, "What do you say?"

He Xiangdong said loudly: "The cowhide is like the sea, blowing boundlessly." ”

Ah Bing said in disgust: "Where do you get so many witty words? Hurry up, let's do it with real guns and knives, whether it's a mule or a horse, let's take it out for a walk." ”

He Xiangdong clapped his hands decisively and said: "Okay, then try, so that you are younger, you can compare with children." ”

Ah Bing smiled: "Children, we have a lot of talents here, and I can't come to children." ”

He Xiangdong was surprised: "Hey, there are so many talents in Taiwan?"

Ah Bing said proudly: "That's ah, come, come up with a child." ”

A person walked out of the door, and the audience exclaimed when they saw it.

The person who came out was He Xiangdong's eldest apprentice Chen Jun.

He Xiangdong was speechless: "Chen Jun, where are you?"

Chen Jun smiled lewdly: "Hehe, Master, I went to them, and they are treated well." ”

He Xiangdong stiffened his face: "Ho, you rebelled so soon?"

Chen Jun said: "Hehe, Master, I have been corrupted by the sugar-coated cannonballs of capitalism. ”

He Xiangdong's eyes widened: "Shut up, don't make trouble for me." ”

Chen Jun's neck shrunk.

"Woo ......" The audience booed.

The big names in the audience had dark faces.

The faces of the leaders of the cultural department and the music association also turned up, and He Xiangdong was really good at finding burdens.

The on-stage performance continues.

Chen Jun said: "I'm here to be a child. ”

He Xiangdong supported it with a fan, and asked for a long time: "Sun Tzu, which child do you want to compare with?"

Chen Jun said: "This kid is an amazing ancient, I want to compare with him." ”

He Xiangdong squinted at him: "Hey, I'm long-lasting, and I'm still compared with the ancients." ”

Ah Bing also interjected at this time: "This is our side, and we are full of talents." ”

He Xiangdong nodded and held it up: "Okay, then you should tell me, which ancient person do you want to compare with?"

Chen Jun rolled up his sleeves and raised his head, and said loudly, with a demeanor: "Tell me, you listen." At the beginning, Wen Yanbo of the Great Song Dynasty, young children had the wisdom of filling acupoints and floating. Sima Wengong has a plan to break the urn to save his children. Han Kongrong, at the age of four, knew how to make Lixun's gift. ”

"Thirteen Lang is five years old. Tang Liu Yan was seven years old and Han Huangxiang was nine years old and Wen Xi was married. Qin Ganluo was twelve years old and had the talent of a prime minister. At the age of thirteen, Wu Zhouyu was worshiped as the governor of the navy, commanded thousands of troops and horses, and took charge of the military power of six counties and eighty-one states. Although there is the help of Wolong and Phoenix Chicks, Zhou Yu is also the leader among children. ”

"Good ......" the audience applauded enthusiastically.

He Xiangdong waited for the audience's applause to pause for a while, and then he said to Chen Jun: "Oh, Zhou Yu, you kid is capable now, and you dare to compare with Zhou Yu." ”

Chen Junle said: "Master, you have taught well. ”

Ah Bing also said proudly: "Now it's our people." ”

"Woo ......" The audience disliked it, and then laughed.

Chen Jun said to He Xiangdong: "Master, we still have capable R on our side. ”

He Xiangdong asked, "What is it?"

Chen Jun said: "We still have a person here. ”

He Xiangdong was surprised: "Huh?"