Chapter 805 - Safe in a Condom
When Gao Feng wanted to find the four golden steels, he found that the four super bodyguards who were still there just now had disappeared, including the dwarf and the big man, who were unconscious just now, and now they are gone, what the hell is going on, when did they leave this prison?
Gao Feng and the prisoners didn't react, maybe these four people escaped when Gao Feng saw Wang Erhu.
It seems that these four super bodyguards are also ready, maybe their previous performance was pretending to be crazy and stupid, paralyzing everyone's nerves, including Gao Feng's nerves.
"It's not good, big brothers, get out of this prison house quickly, this prison house is about to collapse, you get out of here quickly. ”
Gao Feng suddenly remembered why the thin man wanted to drill the wall of the prison cell, could it be that he wanted to create a bigger case, and to bury Gao Feng and all the prisoners in this prison cell, Gao Feng thought of this and broke out in a cold sweat, he looked up and found that the prison had fallen far away, Gao Feng's hunch was not wrong, this thin man was going to bury Gao Feng alive, and it also affected this group of innocent prisoners.
Gao Feng also thought about why this big fat man was running, firstly, to disturb Gao Feng's nerves, and secondly, to cover the thin man and buy time for the thin man.
As soon as Gao Feng shouted, these criminals were in a mess, they scattered like a group of birds and beasts without a leader, and they couldn't tell which was the door and which was the window, and they even wanted to get out of the hole, and they were looking for holes everywhere.
"Brother, how can there be a rat hole, we have to get out of the hole, we have to save our lives. ”
"I'll go, what kind of rat hole are you looking for, this prison will fall down soon, don't look for the door, you rush out with instant noodles paper shells. ”
At this time, you must not panic, the more panicked, the easier it is to make mistakes, Gao Feng wants these prisoners to escape from this prison safe and sound, he himself must carry Wang Erhu out, he can't leave the master.
A teacher for one day and a teacher for life, although the master set a huge trap for himself, he also paid a painful price for it, Gao Feng felt that this was not Wang Erhu's original intention, he was also controlled by others, he was just a chess piece and a soldier in front.
When Gao Feng picked up Wang Erhu on his back, the roof beams of the prison collapsed, and the huge concrete blocks fell down, falling on the bed where Wang Erhu was sitting just now, completely smashing the bed.
"Brother, there is no instant noodle paper shell, only the paper shell of Shuanghui ham sausage, can this work? ”
When Gao Feng heard this shout, he was even angry, what kind of people are you, usually committing crimes one is better than the other, and the head melon seeds are better than anything else, why is it that when it comes to life, you have to divide the paper shell of instant noodles, or the paper shell of ham sausage, which are also paper shells, and there is not much difference between these two kinds of paper boxes.
"You fools, it doesn't matter what kind of paper shell it is, as long as there is a paper shell, put it on your head, even if it's an empty instant noodle wrapper, it can save your life. ”
Gao Feng rushed out with Wang Erhu on his back, Gao Feng just rushed out of a step, and was dragged by a prisoner, who asked Gao Feng with a wrapping paper wrapped in ham sausages.
"Brother, I can't find the wrapping paper for instant noodles, the wrapping paper for instant noodles has been robbed by them, I am weak and only find a Shuanghui ham sausage wrapper, ask my brother if this works, can you save my life?"
This person is not dragging the place, he dragged the place where the peak **, which made the peak very uncomfortable, and also made the peak nose crooked, you kid has the kung fu to find the wrapping paper of the ham sausage, it doesn't matter if you don't run away quickly, this is really a two-ball goods.
Gao Feng gritted his teeth and ordered this guy holding the Shuanghui ham sausage wrapper.
"You stand in front of me, you put the ham and sausage wrapper on the head and the melon seeds, and I will help you, and you will save your life." ”
This man was also quite obedient, and obediently ran to the front of Gao Feng, and Gao Feng also asked him to throw his ass up, and Gao Feng kicked his ass violently, and yelled at this guy.
"Brother, if you put on the wrapper of the ham sausage, you'll be fine. ”
The prisoner was kicked out by Gao Feng and shot out like an arrow, knocking down a large chunk of the wall of the cell, and he was shot out, and the wall collapsed in a large area behind him.
After this guy ejaculated, he didn't have a ball at all, touched his head, stood outside the wall, and shouted to the prison cell with the ham sausage wrapper.
"Thank you, brother, as expected, the wrapping paper with this ham sausage works, my head has become hard, I don't feel pain at all, and I don't have a concussion. ”
The fellow was overjoyed that he had spared his life, and he was as happy as a three-year-old child, standing outside the door of the prison and dancing with his hands.
The prisoners in the prison room, as soon as they saw that this guy was kicked out by Gao Feng with the wrapping paper of ham sausage, and he was unharmed, so they followed suit, threw away the packaging box in their hands, and specially looked for the wrapper of the ham sausage.
"Brother, we have such a good relationship, you can borrow me a ham sausage wrapper, and when I go out safely, you can do whatever you want from me, including my wife and children." ”
The person with the two ham sausage wrappers said: "Go to the ball, how many people have you fooled with your wife and children, others don't know, Lao Tzu doesn't know, you don't even have a wife, you take farts to others, Lao Tzu won't be fooled by you, there is no way to want ham sausage wrappers." ”
The guy stood in front of Gao Feng with two ham sausage wrappers on his butt and begged Gao Feng to give him a ride, and Gao Feng raised his leg and kicked him out.
The prisoner who was kicked out first stood outside the prison cell and was overjoyed: "Brothers, you can come out with ham and sausage wrappers in peace, I will ensure that you are as safe as hiding in a condom." ”
Before this guy's words fell, he was shot out by this guy kicked out by Gao Feng, popped out more than ten meters away, smashed on the bricks of the flower bed, and fainted at that time.
"Brother, what if I don't have a ham sausage wrapper?"
The person who wanted to borrow the ham sausage wrapper was in a hurry, and Gao Feng said to him: "Big brother, you are a failure enough, you can't even borrow a ham sausage wrapper, you still have the face to live in this world, you also stand in front of me, I will give you a ride, it depends on your creation, if you are lucky, you can save a life, if you are unlucky, you will wait to be reincarnated again, be a good person, and have one or two more friends." ”
The prisoner also squatted in front of Gao Feng with his buttocks, Gao Feng raised his leg and kicked him out, this guy shot out like an arrow, and suddenly shot at the guy who didn't borrow his ham sausage wrapper, this guy didn't react yet, he was secretly glad that he found two wrappers, and also saved one of his lives, but he didn't expect this guy to shoot out, and he shot him on the wall of another prison at once, with a loud bang, he was knocked out on the spot, and the moment he was knocked out, he also shouted.
"Damn, why did I throw away the ham sausage wrapper, I can't save my life now. ”
The guy who didn't borrow the wrapping paper, after shooting the previous prisoner, himself was safe and sound, not to mention his joy, and suddenly flipped in the same place.
"Grandma, let you not borrow my ham sausage wrapper, this is what happens if you don't borrow the wrapper, you really deserve it. ”
This guy was just about to complete the 360-degree backflip, and just as his head was about to hit the ground, he was knocked away by a person who shot out, and also shot into the wall of another prison cell.
"It's not that I didn't report it, it was not the time yet, you said that I usually didn't complete a backflip, but today I completed it so beautifully, but I suffered this disaster!"
Gao Feng kicked these prisoners out one by one, and he also found that the walls around the prison were about to collapse, and the roof beams were also falling down, and pieces of concrete fell down, and when they hit the ground, there was dust everywhere, and the wolf smoke was billowing out, and he couldn't see anything, and he saw that the prison house was going to collapse, and he and Wang Erhu had to be buried in this prison cell.
At this time, horses were also neighing in front of the detention center, and the shouts were deafening.
"Release the peak, return our peak, we will see the corpse alive and see the people, at least we have to see the last side, see if he has any last words?"
"Let go of my brother Gao, let our brother Gao out, we want to see him, we want to have a send-off bar. ”
There were two waves of people in front of the detention center, one wave was Jiang Wenhua leading his employees, and the other was Mei Gui's sisters, these two waves of people returned halfway, this Jiang Wenhua's right eyelid was always jumping, he felt that something was going to happen, it was like Brother Gao was going to have an accident, he killed it again, he should have returned, he came all the way to kill mosquitoes and flies, and he felt that he was killed back.
Mei Gui's group of beauties, along the way, felt that today's prison robbery was boring, and if they didn't make any tricks, this prison robbery lost its meaning, and Mei Gui's right eyelid was also constantly dancing, which was more violent than the aunt's square dance.
Mei Guiyi asked the sisters, but she didn't expect that the person with her right eyelid was not the only one, these sisters were all jumping with their right eyelids, and they said that the left eye was jumping with wealth and the right eye was jumping, could it be that this peak was going to have a big incident in the detention center, otherwise their eyelids would not all be so wild.
This group of beauties also killed back, fighting with flies and mosquitoes all the way, killing these mosquitoes and flies without leaving a piece of armor, and the corpses are scattered in the field, whoever lets you suck the blood of your aunt and grandmother, then let you die without a place to bury, women's hatred of mosquitoes is the same as their hatred of men.
The beauties and Jiang Wenhua have met in front of the detention center, and the beauties will not mention the joy of seeing Jiang Wenhua.
"Brother Wenhua, are you playing Xiang Yu, or Liu Bang, or Yu Ji?"
Jiang Wenhua told the beauties that he did not play Xiang Yu or Liu Bang, he played Qin Shi Huang, and to be a man was to be the first emperor, that was the first emperor in the world, that Xiang Yu had a miserable ending, and he was forced to commit suicide, so Liu Bang was a little scoundrel from the beginning, and his background was not very good.
"I'll go, Brother Wenhua, like you little rascal, you can only play Liu Bang, you can't play Xiang Yu, let alone Qin Shi Huang, your identity can only be very similar to Liu Bang, Liu Bang is also a generation of emperors, whether it is a white cat or a black cat, the one who can catch mice is a good cat, this Liu Bang is a good cat." ”
When Jiang Wenhua met this group of sharp-toothed beauties, he could only knock out his teeth and swallow them in his stomach, which could only consider himself unlucky.
When the two waves of people returned to the front of the detention center, they saw that the detention center was full of wolf smoke and shouting, and they became nervous.
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