Chapter 806: A Complete Body
Jiang Wenhua and Mei Gui, a group of beauties, scolded like a scolding array in front of the detention center, because these two waves of people saw wolf smoke rising in the detention center, and a huge rumbling sound came, and everyone saw the prison building in the detention center collapse.
They also found that the sirens were blaring in the detention center, the police officers were panicking, shouting everywhere, and the prisoners tried to rush out of the detention center's gates.
"I'm going, who is this big robbery, it makes such a big move, isn't it Gao Feng's ex-wife who came to rob the prison, I heard that she is a naval special forces, and she is really violent. ”
When Shangliang, the beauty queen of the material department of the project department of Tulou Town, saw the scene in front of her, just like the American blockbuster, she remembered the great robbery, and at the same time remembered Gao Feng's ex-wife, only more fierce people can think of more violent actions.
"Brother, the brother who saved us is still inside, policemen, you must go in and save our brother, it wasn't our brother who taught us to use ham sausage wrapping paper to put our heads on the head, it wasn't our brother who kicked us, or the person buried in the prison was us, he was our life-saving hero." ”
When the beauties saw the chaos in the detention center, they rushed to the detention center, and the two small armed policemen on duty saw that the group of beauties dressed as Mulan had returned, not only did they not stop them, but they were very excited, and stretched out their hands to welcome them into the detention center.
"Goddess sisters, we like you the most, the door of the detention center is always open to the goddess sisters, you can come in whenever you want, and you are welcome to come to the detention center again. ”
The beauties felt that this welcome speech was a little awkward, and it was not too good for the door of the detention center to be open to anyone, and it was also unlucky, and no one wanted to run to this detention center so badly that they were idle.
"Little armed police soldiers, we don't want the door of the detention center to be open to us all the time, and we don't want to run to the detention center when it's okay, you welcome it like this, we don't want to!"
The two little armed policemen also raised their little faces seriously and said: "Goddess sisters, you have some traditions like this, now it's a new year and a new atmosphere, so you have to change the traditional concept, don't think about what farmhouse to go to, what kind of road trip to go, you should change the way to come to the detention center, come to this detention center every three or five days, and experience the life in the detention center." ”
"Let's go to the ball, we're all full and hold on, we come to this detention center every three or five days, and the people who enter the detention center every three or five times are not us, it's thieves and habitual offenders. ”
These two little armed police officers look very sunny, but the words they say make people uncomfortable to hear, and the beauties think that no matter how new the year is, they don't want to come to the detention center every once in a while, they are still willing to travel by car and go to the farmhouse.
The two small armed policemen let the beauties in, but they stopped Jiang Wenhua and they were not allowed to enter, and Jiang Wenhua was so angry that he screamed.
"Hey, two little comrades, why are you holding me back?"
The two little armed policemen snorted with their noses: "Hmph, if you ask why, we will tell you the reason, we want to take a photo with you, but you run faster than a rabbit, so we won't let you in." ”
Jiang Wenhua shouted: "Oh, isn't it just a group photo, when we go in and rescue my brother, we will take a photo with you, you can take a group photo as you want, whatever you want." ”
The two little armed policemen pulled their little faces and told Jiang Wenhua: "I'm sorry, with this group of goddess sisters, it's not uncommon for us to take a photo with you." ”
Jiang Wenhua said: "Since you are not rare, then let us in." ”
The two little armed policemen shook their heads and told Jiang Wenhua that they just wouldn't let you in, you have offended us, and we are not happy now.
Jiang Wenhua shouted to the two little armed policemen, if you don't let you in, we will be rude to you, we are going to rush in, the two small armed policemen put the gun up, aimed at Jiang Wenhua and asked him to rush one to try, so angry that Jiang Wenhua's lungs exploded, he told the two little armed policemen that now he is very annoyed, isn't he just being held to the head by the gun, the revolutionary hero Huang Jiguang is carrying a gun, I, Jiang Wenhua, in order to save my brother, I also dare to rush in with a gun, if you want to try, try it.
"Hey, big brother, didn't you say try to rush in, why did you run backwards?"
Jiang Wenhua shouted for a long time, and then he turned his horse's head and ran back, and two small armed policemen shouted at them.
Jiang Wenhua shouted to the two little armed policemen as he ran: "Two little armed policemen, aren't you rushing, you didn't say where to rush, and you didn't decide the direction." ”
All the beauties rushed into the detention center and came to the collapsed prison cell, where they saw a group of prisoners crying miserably, as if they had died as if they had died of a big brother, and shouted for the police to save their brother.
The beauties asked, "Brothers, who is your brother, you are crying and wiping away tears, and your brother has such a deep affection for you?"
These prisoners told the beauties that their brother was the young man who had just come in today, and that he was their savior, and that he had taught them to rush out with ham sausage wrappers on their heads, and kicked them at critical moments, thus saving their lives, and that if it weren't for this life-saving ham sausage wrapper, if it weren't for that life-saving kick, they wouldn't be safe and sound now.
And this brother of theirs gave us all the life-saving wrappers, and he lost the life-saving ham and sausage wrappers, so that he is still in the prison cell, and his life and death are uncertain.
These prisoners also took the wrapping paper of the ham sausage in their hands, fell to the ground, and kowtowed to the prison with the wrapping paper of the ham sausage, and their mouths were full of faith.
"There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village, by asking where the restaurant is, brother, you will come out of prison!"
These prisoners also improvised a poem, which made all the beauties cry and laugh, thinking that this group of prisoners was also funny.
However, the beauties found that the ham and sausage wrapping paper in the hands of these prisoners was very familiar, and they thought that it was the wrapping paper they bought for Gao Feng a few hours ago. "Hey, Gao Feng, we must live to see people and corpses, we can't see people and your body, then we won't be at ease. ”
"Senior Nurse Diao, how much enmity you have with Gao Feng, you can only rest assured that you have seen his body. ”
Senior nurse Diao Xiaochan shouted into the prison cell that was gradually collapsing, and her shouting caused all the beauties to roll their eyes, and the girl laughed.
"Hehe, this girl hates this guy to death, this girl just wants to see people die and see corpses, you say you can't even see a body, that doesn't prove that this guy has been smashed to ashes, so there is not even a corpse, how pitiful it is. ”
"Gao Feng, we must live to see people and corpses, and if we can't see people and your body, then we won't be at ease. ”
Before the senior nurse Diao Xiaochan finished laughing, the group of beauties also opened their throats and shouted into the prison, Diao Xiaochan said.
"Sisters, why are you shouting like that?"
All the beauties replied in unison: "Because we think you have a point, it is better to save a whole corpse than to turn it into ashes, and you can see a corpse somewhat." ”
The prison building collapsed, the roof beams collapsed, the wires were struck, the hollow bricks of the walls fell to the ground, and dust rose as if a bomb had been planted.
The beauties didn't dare to go forward, looking inside with their horses' eyes, not only they were helpless, but the police in the detention center were also helpless.
The beauties also shouted to the policemen: "Hey, you stupid things, why are you standing here in vain, don't you rush in to save people, our comrades are still inside." ”
The officers rolled their eyes at the beauties and pointed to the billowing dust.
"Soldiers of the Han Dynasty, you Han Dynasty people are not stupid, you rush in, see how smart you are, in this case, you are really stupid to rush in, you only need to die one of your comrades, but we rushed in, we have become your comrade's funeral goods, you think that comrade is the emperor, you have to pull someone to accompany the funeral, we are still civil servants. ”
"Hmph, what's the matter, our comrade is the emperor, he is still Qin Shi Huang, let you go to the funeral, you hurry up and accompany it, there will be no chance to accompany it again." ”
The police officers said: "I'm sorry, our current people are not from your Han Dynasty, they are all stupid than one, and they are dedicated to working hard for others, our current people are in a critical situation, first of all, it is important to save their lives, you look at Han Xin, who was fooled by Xiao He and finally lost his life, we are not in your hands, your comrades are dead, it is our business." ”
Encountering this group of police officers, all the beauties are also speechless, at this critical juncture, no matter who has no choice, they can only watch the prison collapse with their eyes, just wait for the prison to collapse completely, everyone will have the opportunity to rescue, and wait until that time, it is estimated that by then, this Gao Feng comrade can only be a corpse, that is still the best way to present, and it is also the good wish of Diao Xiaochan, senior nurse.
Of course, none of the beauties want to see this result, they live to see people.
The prison building collapsed completely, and the dust slowly dissipated, and when the dust had passed, everyone found that there was a person standing in the middle of the prison cell, probably two people, and the heads of these two people were covered with paper shells of instant noodles, not only one layer of paper shells, but more than a dozen layers.
These two people are none other than Wang Erhu, the master of Gao Feng carrying him, who is moving forward with a paper shell, as if he is a robot with a paper shell.
"Wow, Gao Feng, you're so cool, not only did you keep your body, but you also made such a perfect appearance, which made us so scary!"
Seeing a paper shell moving towards everyone, senior nurse Diao Xiaochan shouted, and all the beauties rushed over together, stopping the peak of the paper shell, regardless of the flying dust.
"Gao Feng, don't move, let's take a few photos, what do you think, you have to thank us for sending you so many boxes of instant noodles." ”
The beauties are busy taking pictures of themselves, since they have replaced their old mobile phones with the now popular OPPO camera phone, the phase is very strong, and the photos taken are very clear.
"Beauties, if you don't let go of this handsome guy, this handsome guy will really become a corpse!"
Gao Feng was surrounded by this group of beauties and took pictures, and the tall and handsome guy roared hard, and this group of beauties was quite unhappy.
"Gao Feng, are you a little patient, we finally waited for this opportunity, you can't satisfy us first, and then turn into a corpse!"
"Oh my God, why did my Gao Feng hand over to you beauties who don't have no lungs, my Gao Feng finally came out, but died in your hands. ”
Gao Feng raised his head to the sky and shouted, and then fell to the ground.
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