Chapter 745: Beaten

The cross talk of the Spring Festival Gala must require the promotion of mainstream values, if it is placed in a small theater, He Xiangdong can go down if he messes around on stage, but not here.

In fact, He Xiangdong is not against the propaganda of values, and traditional art also has things to persuade people to be good.

It's just that this thing is difficult to deal with, cross talk is an art that makes people laugh, and it has to be funny and fun to make people laugh, but this kind of value is too serious, and once it is not integrated well, it will destroy the whole show, so He Xiangdong is particularly worried about this problem, he is especially afraid of the audience's disgust.

This show has been talked about so far, the audience is already laughing, and only at this time did He Xiangdong dare to bring such a serious thing to say, and he has done enough foreshadowing before, I hope to integrate into success.

Xue Guo also understands that the key to the success or failure of this cross talk is here, this short section does not seek merit, but seeks no fault, as long as the audience is not tired and disgusted, he will succeed.

In fact, when setting the book, Xue Guo also said that it was better to let He Xiangdong talk about this paragraph, but He Xiangdong finally decided to hand over this burden to Xue Guo.

There are two reasons, He Xiangdong has portrayed the character image for a long time as a person who doesn't do his job, but when he looks back, he has to scold himself, there is no such reason.

Another reason is that He Xiangdong believes in Xue Guo, in fact, outsiders underestimate Xue Guo's ability, which also has something to do with Xue Guo's being too low-key, he doesn't earn anything when he comes out, and he says that cross talk is also willing to be a green leaf and doesn't perform, so too many people underestimate Xue Guo's ability.

But He Xiangdong knows that Xue Guo's ability is very strong, and there are few people in the cross talk industry who are better than him, you must know that Xue Guo is only in his early thirties now, and he will be able to pay it back in a few years

And even if they are popular now, they make more money, and they have more programs on TV stations, but He Xiangdong knows that Xue Guo has not put down his basic skills for a day, He Xiangdong believes that he can complete this important task, and he believes more than he believes in himself.

Xue Guo also felt that the heavy responsibility was on his shoulders, but he stabilized his mind, he was full of energy, his tone was serious, but it was not serious;

Xue Guo looked at He Xiangdong and said: "You want to talk about a successful person all day long, but have you ever done a serious thing? You want to be a successful person, but have you fought for this goal? You know how to fight all day long and earn face, as for it? Are you still afraid that others will look down on you, have you done something that people can look up to? No wonder your girlfriend left you, you just deserve it." ”

He Xiangdong bowed his head and was criticized.

"Good ......" the audience applauded.

He Xiangdong raised his head and shook his right index finger: "I still have our family's ancestral ring." ”

The audience laughed again, no one thought that in such a serious link, He Xiangdong would actually come to such a burden, and it was really He Xiangdong.

Xue Guo stopped him: "Okay, okay, don't show off your big ring." You are a person, you have a problem with your values, and success is not just about getting rich. ”

He Xiangdong was stunned: "What is that?"

Xue Guo said: "Success depends on whether you contribute to the society, you are valuable to the society, don't you have to reflect on it?"

The voice fell, the point was reached, and the value promotion ended.

He Xiangdong suddenly said: "Oh, I want to reflect, I want to be a person who contributes to society." ”

Xue Guo nodded in response, "That's right." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "I'm going to the toilet to reflect. ”

Xue Guo was stunned: "What are you doing in that place?"

He Xiangdong said: "I'm going to reflect, I'll get a basin of water and sprinkle it on my face, I want to be calm and calm." I want to say to myself in the mirror, 'He Xiangdong, you have to be a good person, you have to do things well, you have to be an excellent Young Pioneer......

"Hahaha......"

Xue Guo was going crazy: "Why are you involved with the Young Pioneers again?"

He Xiangdong improvised and said: "That's what it means, anyway, I want to contribute to society, from now on, I can't do anything inappropriate, I want to do things well, I want to be a real successful person." ”

Xue Guo nodded and said with satisfaction: "It's right that you can think so." ”

"I'm done encouraging myself, and when I get out of the toilet, life is so good. He Xiangdong stretched his waist and let out a pleasant moan, then looked to the side, stunned, and his eyes widened.

Xue Guo asked curiously, "What's wrong with you?"

He Xiangdong was stunned and said, "There is a man from the bathroom opposite." ”

"Huh?" Xue Guo exclaimed.

"Hahaha......" The audience laughed again.

Xue Guo was dumbfounded: "Dare to be verbose for a long time, you are running the women's toilet, right?"

He Xiangdong was sad and indignant: "I don't know, let's run, a group of people in the back chased me and beat me, all shouting 'fight hooligans', and the eldest sister said to his husband, 'Beat that madman, it's that he is rambling in the toilet for a long time, it's too scary'." ”

Xue Guo sighed: "Good guy, this has happened to you. ”

He Xiangdong made a running motion: "I was running, they were chasing, and in the end I still couldn't run past them." I was beaten around, and they grabbed my head and slammed it against the iron door of the roller shutter, and it was so ruthless. ”

Xue Guo felt pain when he thought about it: "Ho, it's really ruthless." ”

He Xiangdong was short, stretched out his hand, and made a rolling shutter door: "Bang, the rolling shutter door went up, and a big fat girl came out of it, full of gold teeth, 'Who's who, who's who, who's buying breakfast'." ”

The audience jumped out of laughter, they didn't expect it to be this one.

Xue Guo was also dumbfounded: "It's still an old acquaintance." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "I saw that it was someone, and I quickly stretched out the big ring I was wearing in my right hand, 'Save me, save me, save me'." ”

Xue Guo was speechless, and said hurriedly: "At this moment, don't say the code." ”

He Xiangdong gestured with his hand and said: "As soon as the big fat girl saw that it was me, they turned their heads and went in, and she closed the roller shutter door again." ”

Xue Guo also said: "This is a grudge." ”

He Xiangdong said with a sad face: "They beat him this time, and I almost didn't look like anyone, from eight o'clock in the morning to three o'clock in the night." ”

Xue Guo said, "Aren't they tired?"

Just this sentence made the audience laugh again, everyone was about to be killed, do you still care if others are tired?

He Xiangdong looked at Xue Guo and said, "You are inhuman." ”

Xue Guo touched his nose, laughed dryly, and asked, "What happened later?"

He Xiangdong said: "Later, when they got tired, they grabbed me by the hair and asked me, 'Boy, what's your name, we're going to send you to the police station.'" ”

Xue Guo asked, "What did you say?" ”

He Xiangdong smiled: "I told them, 'My name is Xue Guo'. ”

"you. ”

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