The name of He Xiangdong's work is called "I want to be a successful person", and the routine of cross talk is also very simple, he portrays a guy who doesn't do serious things all day long, but wants to be a successful person's dream.

This kind of cross talk is distinguished from the mainstream point of view, it belongs to satirical cross talk, that is, satirizing these guys who don't do practical things and daydream all day long, so this cross talk is in line with the requirements of cross talk of the Spring Festival Gala.

If this cross talk is placed in the small theater of Xiangwen Society, it is also appropriate, because from the perspective of comedy entertainment, this cross talk is also very good, which can be seen from the feedback from the audience.

So this cross talk is really entertaining and educational.

The show is still going on, and the audience is already laughing.

He Xiangdong said that cross talk has always been in charge of the audience first, because he can receive feedback from the audience very accurately and timely, and he can also make corresponding changes to his cross talk.

As for the audience in front of the TV, He Xiangdong didn't know how they listened to this cross talk and listened to the feelings of each burden, so he could only do what was in front of him first.

In fact, the billions of viewers in front of the TV have already laughed, and their favorability and expectations for He Xiangdong have skyrocketed instantly, and similarly, He Xiangdong's popularity is also exploding.

The performance on stage continued, and Xue Guo had nothing to say to He Xiangdong: "I have served you, where can I go to the show, just to get a pair of shoes?"

He Xiangdong also said vigorously: "I am a successful person, can I be like you people?"

Xue Guo said helplessly: "Yes, I really don't have a problem with you." ”

He Xiangdong said angrily: "I don't care, I just want to be a successful person, I want to get rich, why do they all live in a bungalow and drive a car, just our alley, there is no one who earns a thousand yuan a month." ”

Xue Guo said: "This is living in the slums. ”

He Xiangdong said: "We have a pedal and three wheels there, we get up before dawn, we can't go home in the middle of the night, we get up early and are greedy for darkness, and we only earn 400 yuan a month." ”

Xue Guo sighed: "Okay." ”

He Xiangdong urged sadly: "Just where we are, we wash our hair dry." ”

Xue Guo was surprised: "Can't even pay the water bill?"

He Xiangdong said again: "Let's eat a salted duck egg to celebrate our birthday." ”

Xue Guo said: "This is too miserable." ”

He Xiangdong said: "So if I want to succeed, I must be a successful person, and I stand on the street and shout that I want to succeed." As soon as I finished shouting, I heard the car ring behind me, and when I looked back, the urban management joint law enforcement brigade was coming, and I turned around and ran. ”

Xue Guo was stunned for a moment and asked, "Hey, what are you running, you don't set up a stall." ”

He Xiangdong waved his hand and squirted, "Can you manage it?"

"Hey. Xue Guo was not angry.

He Xiang gestured to the east and said: "I ran through three alleys in a row, there was a lamb skewer on the side of the road, there were more than 200 skewers of mutton on the iron stove, I took it over, opened my mouth to eat, and told him, 'Give money after eating', I was eating here, the joint law enforcement came, and the kid picked up the stove and ran." ”

"Hey. ”

"Hahaha......"

"Woo ......"

The audience was dying of laughter.

Xue Guo had to admire: "You really have a trick." ”

He Xiangdong said triumphantly: "That's right, this is my way to get rich." ”

Xue Guo said helplessly: "Good guy, you also came out to get rich." ”

He Xiangdong gestured to eat mutton skewers: "Two hundred skewers, I went home while eating, and took out my family heirloom when I went home, just the half-catty ring." ”

Xue Guo responded: "Just the iron and copper-plated one?"

He Xiangdong nodded, shook his fingers and said, "Yes, I turned around and went downstairs to the small restaurant, took my 200 skewers of mutton, and shouted 'order food and order food' when I entered the door." ”

"Hahaha......" The audience laughed out loud, they all thought that the burden was over, who knew that He Xiangdong opened his mouth and went to the front again.

Xue Guoxing's head also came up, grinning and learning from the proprietress shouted: "Click, click, click." ”

"Hahaha......"

This time it was not only the audience who was laughing, but everyone in the audience was laughing, including the host and the staff on the scene, even the camera crew was laughing, and the big brother who was carrying the camera was laughing so much that the camera was shaking, and the pictures taken were all pasted.

Although the people in the studio were also laughing, they still moved quickly, and quickly cut the picture, so that the paste picture was not played.

Xue Guo didn't expect that his burden of shaking with interest would work so well.

In fact, this is normal, because Xue Guo and He Xiangdong basically use a heavy head to say cross talk, He Xiangdong says a lot, and Xue Guo has very few words, so the audience is already very used to He Xiangdong, even if He Xiangdong says it well, they take it for granted, there are no surprises.

And Xue Guo, who has always acted as a green leaf, will feel very surprised once he shakes out a good burden, so this burden usually rings unexpectedly, just like now.

He Xiangdong looked at the scene of laughter, he touched his nose, and helplessly said: "You are bullying." ”

Seeing this, the audience laughed even more.

Xue Guo also laughed a few times, and then took the initiative to pull the topic back: "The audience laughs at you, you shouldn't be angry with other people's small restaurants." ”

He Xiangdong also said confidently: "What's wrong with my vindictiveness, I'm upright, I'm going to be a successful person, what's wrong with my vindictiveness?"

Xue Guo was helpless: "Okay, you are really reasonable." ”

He Xiangdong also said: "Hey, no way, I want to be a successful person, if I persist like this, I will definitely be able to make a fortune, and I will definitely become a successful person." ”

Xue Guo put his hands behind his back, turned around, and asked, "Then have you become a successful person?"

He Xiangdong's expression froze: "I'...... I...... I'm almost there. ”

Xue Guo asked again: "Then do you have money in your pocket now?"

He Xiangdong shook his head: "No, but I'm not proud." ”

Xue Guo said speechlessly: "Are you proud?"

After a pause, Xue Guo asked again, "Is your girlfriend back?"

He Xiangdong shook his head again: "No, but I'm not proud." ”

Xue Guo accused: "No shame, you, you have been shouting to be a successful person for so long, have you done one thing successfully?"

He Xiangdong shook his head again: "No, but ......"

Xue Guo interrupted: "If you dare to say that you are not proud, so shameless, I will kill you." ”

"Hahaha......" the audience laughed.

He Xiangdong was speechless, and said with a sigh of relief: "I...... I'm so proud. ”

Xue Guo opened his mouth and squirted: "What are you proud of, are you proud to get up? Have you ever done a serious thing?"

Everyone knows that the mainstream values of the Spring Festival Gala cross talk are here.

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