(The following is a fabrication and cannot be true.) Don't believe it, it's just entertainment. If there is any similarity, come on... ）

"My name is Dog, don't laugh. ”

"Yes, yes, dog-legged dogs, protein eggs. ”

"Yes, yes, my surname is Dog, and my single name is an egg. ”

"Do you know how valuable my name is?"

"The value is fifty million, and the currency is not inflated. ”

"I'm not inflated, I'm genuine. ”

"Do you want your future children to change their names and surnames? The lowest price in the country is only 70,000 yuan. ”

"Don't go, what's wrong with the surname Dog? It's better than your surname Li, okay?"

"Bastard, you give me back. You scold again, who was born by a dog?"

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On November 10, 2015, the Information Office of the State Council held a press conference on adhering to the basic national policy of family planning and implementing the comprehensive two-child policy.

On January 1, 2016, that is, New Year's Day, the two-child policy was implemented and opened.

This is the root of all evil.

The first result of the opening of the two-child policy is the increase in the birth rate.

It is a more ancient truth that the first child of a family gives birth to a boy or a girl almost always takes the father's surname.

If there is a second child, the girl has the opportunity to take her mother's surname.

But if the second is also a boy, there is only a 10% chance that he will take his mother's surname.

It's the result of the research, but if you see a reporter on a news program asking about it.

The answer would be 100 percent ironic, men would certainly like to have a second child's name and their mother's surname.

But I really think that it will only be due to the pressure of elders or others, but the concept of father's surname has never changed.

This result led to the collapse of the surname.

But by the time people discovered this fact, it was already too late.

It was a full thirty years late, and in those thirty years there was a sea change.

From January 1, 2016 to January 1, 2020, China's total population increased by 8% in four years.

The five surnames with the largest population in Chinese are Li, Wang, Zhang, Liu, and Chen.

Ratios of these five surnames:

1. Li surname - 14.94% of the total Chinese population = 185,300,000 people.

2. Wang surname - 14.41% of the total Chinese population = 168,900,000 people.

3. Zhang surname - 14.07% of the total Chinese population = 164,800,000 people.

4. Liu surname - 10.38% of the total Chinese population = 124,600,000 people.

5. Chen surname - 8.53% of the total Chinese population = 104,400,000 people.

That's right, the five surnames together account for 60 percent of all surnames.

And the other surnames divide the remaining 40 percent.

Later generations called this the time when the First Surname War broke out.

This time the surname war led to only one result, and the compound surname disappeared from Chinese history in 2022.

That's right, that's it: the surnames of Zhuge , Ouyang, Sima, Murong and so on have all disappeared.

Of course, this was just the beginning, there were news reports at the time, but no one really cared.

Another five years have passed, and it is 2025.

During these five years, the five major surnames began to invade the remaining surnames.

The five major surnames account for 80 percent, while the other surnames combined are only 20 percent.

The media started to talk about it, but no one really imagined what the future would look like.

The government has come up with a solution, the two-child mandatory mother's surname policy.

The opening up of this policy has played a certain role in delaying it.

But a delay can only be a delay, and it is impossible to correct it.

Ten years later, in 2035.

The Second Name War, as later believed to be, broke out, and Lee, as the number one surname, gradually accounted for 63% of the population.

That is, the surname Li has become a real national surname.

This means that you go out on the street and grab two random people and ask for their names, and one of them must have the surname Lee.

Of course, this is not the end of the surname war, but just the beginning.

In 2035, the hundred family names will really become the hundred family names.

Before 2016, there were 504 surnames in China, but by 2035 there will be only 106 left.

At this time, the five major surnames became the three large.

The surname Li, the surname Wang, the surname Zhang.

The surnames Liu and Chen have also fallen into the category of their surnames.

Experts are predicting that in another decade, China may only have two surnames left.

is to catch a random person, either surnamed Li or surnamed Wang.

It is clear that the experts are wrong, and there is only one big surname left in China in 2045.

Li surname - 99.94% of the total Chinese population = 1700,629,418 people.

1.7 billion people have the surname Lee, while the rest of the surnames account for only 0.06%

There are only 10 million people with the surname 10 million out of 1.7 billion, which seems to be a lot, but it seems to be very rare when scattered throughout China.

And when this moment came, everyone discovered the concept of surname collapse.

Twenty years ago, minorities became history.

The whole of China became Han Chinese.

Today, other names are a minority surname.

The concept of its surname is also well-known to everyone, and the rarity is like seeing the ethnic minorities back then.

It has become a luxury to seriously find a surname in the sea of people.

The collapse of surnames is also beginning to affect people's lives, and places such as police stations, airports, train stations, and banks are beginning to suffer.

Take the police station, for example.

If there is a robber in a city, 99.9% of the robbers are surnamed Li.

But no matter what his name is, even if it's Li Yi.

The whole city is called Li Yi, and there are thousands if not tens of thousands.

It is completely impossible to distinguish, and it is extremely difficult to capture.

Under pressure from many parties, the state can only come up with new policies.

The government has invented a new law, which will be implemented in 2046.

On January 1, 2046, the no-duplicate name rule was promulgated.

All newborns are forcibly forbidden to have the same name.

As soon as this bill came out, the name instantly became the most important thing for everyone.

Because it becomes more difficult to choose a name, of course, there are two ways to choose a name for a newborn.

Optional, and computer random programming.

The name can be numeric and alphabetical. Letters are also case-sensitive.

And the name cannot exceed six characters, and letters and numbers count as half a character.

Yes, there are only two endings.

Either you choose and look up the dictionary for a long time to find a few words that are difficult to write to the extreme.

For example, it is called: Li ??。

Of course, even so, eighty percent will show that the name has been registered.

Either you pick and choose and keep random until you see what you like.

For example, it is called: Li Chen G6d3.

However, numbers and garbled characters can like to go there.

But even so, names like Li 6666666666 are worth tens of millions.

Of course, only you can't think of such names as Li Dapo, Li Zhizhi and so on. If you didn't add numbers and letters to the end, you would have been robbed long ago.

After that, the name became a luxury.

A new profession began to appear in the market, the name scalper.

Of course, names can only follow people, and it is not easy to resell.

Grab a good name yourself, and then bid to buy and sell the name with the person you want to buy.

Then go and buy other names, buy low and sell high.

Names are also getting more expensive, want to change your name?

For a good name, the procedure intermediary needs hundreds of thousands.

It is not uncommon for some to even have hundreds of thousands, to millions, or tens of millions.

Last year, the last owner of the name Bruce Lee died.

The auction house auctioned the name for a whopping 140 million, making it the most expensive name in Chinese history.

Of course, this is only a name change, because the surname cannot be changed.

However, the name of the newborn is more special.

A special profession was created in the black market.

It's called the Changed Surname Division.

As the name suggests, a couple gets married.

After my wife became pregnant, it was too difficult to choose a name because both of them were surnamed Li.

I had no choice but to find a resurname teacher in the black market.

The surname changshi is one of the few people in China with the other surname.

They don't have the surname Li, but the names of the other hundred family names.

Of course, there are various prices, some cheap and some expensive.

But the cheapest is hundreds of thousands, and the most expensive is millions.

Choose the name you want to change, such as the surname Wang.

Then the woman divorced her husband in the eighth month of pregnancy.

Then marry the person with the surname, that is, the master who has chosen the name to change the surname.

Until the child is born, the first name is taken as the surname of the teacher.

Then the woman divorced the teacher who changed her surname and married the child's biological father.

In this way, even if both of you have the surname Li, you can get a son or daughter with the surname Wang.

This is the job of changing the surname of the division, and you can make a lot of money by signing a few contracts in two months.

Of course, the person who changed his surname must be the one with his surname, and the government also knew about the existence of this kind of black market name changer.

The government strictly prohibits the existence of this kind of surname change teacher, but the windfall profits in it make it a fake certificate like the existence of fake certificates back then.

The black market, small advertisements on lampposts or walls, and small pop-up windows on computer web pages appear in the corners of life.

The government stipulates that a person with the same surname will be investigated if he marries and divorces more than five times in a year.

If you find out about changing your surname, you will be sentenced.

Because these are against the law, the surname change still exists.

Of course, that's the status quo.

You can't change it, and you can't help but admit it.

Everybody doesn't ask about food anymore?

Do you want to know if a person has money? It doesn't matter what you dress. If the person you are shaking hands with says, "Hello, my name is Bruce Lee." ”

Then he is worth 140 million.

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In 2063, my name is Dogdan.

My identity is that of a resurnamer.

Almost all of those with the surname changed their surname.

Of course my last name is a bit ugly, my last name is Dog.

Yes yes yes dog.

Because of this surname, I can't sell it for a sky-high price.

But my name test is worth 50 million.

But I, as a recumbent, was about to starve to death.

"Big brother, eldest sister, do you want your child to change his name and surname? From now on, marry Bai Fumei and reach the pinnacle of life. Only 70,000 yuan, this is the lowest price in the country. "I shouted in the black market with my ID card.