"Your Last Name, My Name" novella

I watched the crowd pass by, but few looked at me. Fastest updates

Even if someone looked at me, they would just come over and ask, "It's only 70,000 yuan, it's too cheap, isn't it? It can't be fake, right?"

"How is it possible, it is the lowest in the country. If you don't believe it, look at the ID card, this can't be fake. I said, holding up my ID.

When the person asking me saw the last name on my ID card, he would just look at me with disdain and leave.

Last year I graduated from university and went to work in a garment factory.

With a salary of 3,000 a month, it caused a sensation just after the name came. After all, the surname of each company is the same as a baby, which is too rare.

In the past six months, my colleagues who have worked with me have often asked me if I am interested in becoming a teacher.

At that time, he said: "If you don't have the surname Li, why don't you become a teacher who changes your surname? The list of changing the surname of the teacher is more than 100,000 yuan, which is more profitable than working in our factory. ”

I've been haunted by this, so I chose to quit two months ago.

This is my second month as a resurnamer, and my price tag is 150,000 at the beginning.

150,000 is the cheapest price to change my surname, and I didn't get anything in the first month.

After the first month, the master who took me changed my price to 70,000.

But now it's the seventeenth, and there is still no list made.

And for the sake of shouting every day, I know that my problem lies in my surname.

I looked at the watch in my hand, and it was six o'clock in the evening.

It's time to clock out and out.

My master's surname is Pang, and his name is Panghai.

The master opened a small intermediary shop on the black market with a changed surname.

Now Xiaodian is a team of thirteen people who have changed their surnames, and I am one of them.

All the formalities will be completed, all we need is to find the customer.

The master charges a 5% handling fee from it.

According to the law, a re-established teacher can only do business four times a year.

Our working hours are five days off and two days off.

And every day when we go to and from work, we need to go to the master's shop to check in, because if we are full-time, the master will pay us the basic salary.

900 yuan a month is the basic salary that the master will pay, but I am the only one in the team of thirteen people.

Several other senior brothers completed the four times this year early, and even if they didn't finish it, they couldn't look down on the master's full attendance.

If the surname of the teacher is good enough, even if he doesn't shout. Someone will also come to you and ask if you have a chance to change their child's name.

Senior Brother Luqiao is our top brand, and the four million surname change fee was almost full in the first month. The price increase has risen to 5.5 million all the way, and there are couples who are scheduled to have children next year and postpone the birth of children.

Brother Jock is also good, holding a notebook in his hand every day to show the guests. Tell the guests that good names such as Qiao Feng, Jordan, Jobs, and Qiao Renliang have not been preemptively registered. With this method, the price of 3.4 million per person is not difficult to get rid of.

Even next to the master's huge words, the price of one million is easy to sell.

Senior brothers Lixia and Han Dong are not bad.

It's only the worst of the worst.

Even if I show up every day, I don't get a single order.

I got up and walked to the master's shop not far away.

Entering the door, the master was looking at the computer.

I took my fingerprints at the punch card machine on the door.

"Ding Dong ~ Dog Egg clocks out of work. The machine made a sound.

The master looked at me and said, "Dog, are you off work?"

I nodded my head and said, "Yes, it's off work." ”

The master beckoned to me: "Dog, come over for a moment." ”

"Master, is there anything wrong with you?" I said.

"Sit down and we'll talk slowly. The master said with a smile.

I sat down on the couch next to me, feeling a little apprehensive.

"Dog, do you remember how long you've been here?" said the master.

"A month and a half? Today is the 17th, it should be said that a month is more than 17 days. I said.

"There are thirty days in this month, and thirteen days remaining. I'm going to have a hard time saying that, forgive me. The master said.

"Master, this is a teaching, and there must be something worth learning. I nodded.

"After all, I don't open a good church, and I also have children and wives to raise. I also know that you are very hardworking and hardworking. But do you know the name, your surname is actually inferior to the surname Li in my opinion. The master said.

"Is it because I haven't received an order yet?" I said.

"It's not that the master didn't help you, I've been hanging on the Internet for half a month. There are more than 80,000 hits, but there is not a single one in China who is willing to let your child change his surname with you. I'm not going to beat around the bush either, just look at their comments. The master said, turning the computer monitor on the side.

Looking at the data above, there are 80,000 clicks and more than 3,000 comments.

But from the first comment onwards, it was all invective.

#1这个世界还能有人姓狗的?

#2不是吧, is this the forgotten surname among the hundred family names?

#3让孩子姓李也比姓狗强啊.

#4六万五? I won't let my child change it if it's free.

。。。

Looking at the comments, my brow furrowed.

"Damn, it's not that the master thinks you can't do it. But that's the truth, and it's the human heart. I know that it is not easy for your family to pass on the surname dog to this day, and when this month comes, I will give you double the salary, and you can find another high. The master said.

"No, no, no, master. What if I get a deal in the thirteenth day?" I said.

"This... I've been in business for eight years. In its heyday, there were more than 40 teachers who changed their surnames, and of course they were also down. But you're the first person I've ever seen who can't do a single business, and you deserve to be the first. The master said.

"Second?" I said.

"Second place? His surname is Tu, and he worked for two years and left. Although he was poor, I remember doing six orders in two years. Well, in thirteen days, if you can make an order, I'll continue to let you do it here. The master said.

"Really?" I said.

"Anyway, you only need to sell one order this month. I can extend your working hours by three months, do you think it's okay? But I really advise you, you may not really be suitable for the profession of changing your surname. The master said.

"I'll do my best, if there's no business this month. I don't want this month's salary, it's okay master. I said.

The master shook his head and said, "How could I sign you at that time, I really think I hurt you." ”

"No, it's because I don't work hard enough. I said.

"You're tired too, go back," the master waved his hand.

I walked out of the shop and headed in the direction of home.

I wondered what happened to the dog's last name? When I was a kid, I was proud that my name was different from someone else's. Of course, there were people who laughed at my name, but I didn't think about it that much at the time.

Why did this most lucrative job in China end up like this in my hands?

I thought a lot in my head, and I knew that my dad was also surnamed Dog. My grandfather also had the surname Dog, and at this moment I really want to know how the family has passed this surname down to this day.

I live in a rented house, and my parents still think I work in a garment factory.

I didn't tell my dad about being a teacher, I just remember that when I was a child, my father also told me never to be a teacher with a surname.

At this moment, I even began to wonder if my father had suffered this loss when he was young.

Of course, in my grandfather's time, the collapse of the surname had just begun.

When I returned to the rental house, I felt dizzy and thought about going home if I didn't get an order after this month. Ask Dad, and even the thought of checking the family tree comes to mind.

I opened the search engine and typed in the dog's last name.

I didn't expect the content to really come out.

In Henan, there are people with the surname dog, and they are all of the same clan. It turns out that the surname is not dog, but "Jing". The ancestors were all ministers of the emperor for five generations, and they were killed because they provoked the emperor. At that time, the emperor did not have the nine clans, but only gave the surname of all the clans as "dogs", just like Wu Zetian killed Empress Wang and gave his people the surname "Pi". There are many such things in history, but in 2010, the civil affairs department approved the change of the surname "dog" back to the surname "Jing".

I thought to myself, could I be the one who was left out? So can I change my surname first and become a surname changer?

Dog and respect?

If the dog can't be sold, won't it be better?

I was so sleepy that I thought about it and fell asleep.

The next day, I was woken up by a phone call from my master.

As soon as I connected, the master shouted happily on the other end of the phone: "Come here, your surname has been sold." ”

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