In fact, the program team made a bit of a fuss, the reason why He Xiangdong and Xue Guo's cross talk became so popular is inseparable from their live performance.

All of their previous performances didn't have a book before they came on the stage, and the part that had done the right work would not exceed 20% at most, and the rest were based on the audience's reaction.

Now you ask them to talk about cross talk like memorizing texts, which is equivalent to shackling He Xiangdong and Xue Guo, the two galloping horses, to death, can you still listen to such cross talk?

So they still maintain the previous performance form on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, but He Xiangdong is not a person with a hole in his brain, he knows what he can and can't say on such a stage. Although there are a lot of smashes, they are all suitable.

The worry of the program team is too much.

The cross talk between He Xiangdong and Xue Guo on the stage continued, because the program time was too limited, so there was no time to do much talk, and He Xiangdong got into work in two sentences.

He Xiangdong said: "We are all serious actors, of course we have to introduce ourselves seriously when we go on stage." ”

Xue Guo nodded and smiled: "Still serious? ”

He Xiangdong looked at him and said, "That's you, I'm different, in addition to being a cross talk actor, I have another identity." ”

Xue Guo asked curiously, "Oh, then what else do you have?"

He Xiangdong smiled shyly, touched the table in front of the stage with his left hand, and was about to sit up with his buttocks, and said with a shy face: "Hehe, I am a person of faith." ”

Xue Guo hurriedly coaxed him: "Go, go, what's wrong with getting used to the kang?"

The audience laughed.

He Xiangdong hurriedly said: "I'm used to it." ”

Xue Guo looked at He Xiangdong again and asked, "You said you have faith, what do you believe?"

He Xiangdong smiled, his left hand touched the table again, and his buttocks were about to arch up again.

Xue Guo roared angrily: "What are you doing, you are, you can't speak if you don't go to the kang, right?"

Seeing this, He Xiangdong quickly retracted and explained: "This is the requirement of our faith, to meditate, get used to it. ”

Xue Guo's curiosity became even heavier, and he asked, "No, what do you believe?"

He Xiangdong raised his head and said very confidently: "One can (harmony, in fact, it is through)"

In the first trial, He Xiangdong said that it was Xue Guo's father who was superstitious, but the Spring Festival Gala required that parents must appear in a positive image, so He Xiangdong's program was also knocked out.

So I can't talk about the other party's parents, but no one says about my parents, but if you talk about outsiders, the audience can't get into this scene, so He Xiangdong only has himself on the stage.

At the time of the first trial, the review team said that his criticism was not in place, and criticizing the confused teaching was like a joke, so after the change, He Xiangdong came to a big one, and he wanted to say a can.

He Xiangdong said three words of a can, and the audience was stunned, because they hadn't heard of it, a few years ago, the Wheel Sect made a big fuss, but they had never heard of it, He Xiangdong made it up?

With the entry of the work, the people in the program team finally put down the big stone in their hearts, it was really scary just now.

Xue Guo was startled when he heard the three words of a can of Dao, and his voice raised a few points: "A can of Dao?"

He Xiangdong nodded excitedly.

Xue Guo exclaimed, "This is a cult!"

As soon as these words came out, more than one billion viewers across the country knew that this was a cult.

Xue Guo was afraid that the audience would not understand, and explained to the audience: "This can road existed before the liberation, just in our Beijing city, they teach people to learn evil, do all kinds of evil, and the common people call it a consistent harmonism, and then in the early days of liberation, it was banned by our government, how can you still believe it?"

He Xiangdong said: "The bans are all superficial organizations, and we have gone underground." ”

Xue Guo was angry: "Okay, you guys still have an underground thing?"

He Xiangdong nodded and said proudly: "That is, we are all developing downline, recruiting one person to give two yuan." ”

Xue Guo complained: "It's enough for two meat buns." ”

The audience laughed.

He Xiangdong said: "What's more, your downline can also develop another downline, develop one more downline, and you can get three cents more." If you go downline and then develop downline, you can still get money, ......and so on."

Xue Guo exclaimed: "Hey, pyramid schemes?"

He Xiangdong was stunned.

Xue Guo sighed: "Good guy, the cult is also tied to pyramid schemes, it's fashionable enough, why didn't the police bring you all to it, and the two harmful things got together." ”

He Xiangdong said: "This is our business model. ”

Xue Guo slapped his thigh: "Okay." ”

He Xiangdong said again: "We mainly believe in a can of Taoism, our sect spirit." ”

Xue Guo asked, "Where is the spirit?"

He Xiangdong had a chest: "You don't need to take medicine when you're sick." ”

Xue Guo was stupid: "Ah, if you are sick and don't take medicine, then how can you get over?"

He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "Eat fragrant ash." ”

Xue Guo's whole person was not good: "Can you eat this thing?"

He Xiangdong gestured in his hand: "Come to two catties of incense, mix it with warm water, the water temperature should not be too high, put a little yeast in it, then stir it evenly, start to knead, knead it, cover it with a wet cloth and wake up for half an hour." ”

Xue Guo was stunned: "So exquisite?"

The audience was also stupid.

He Xiangdong patted the cake with both hands: "Wake up and play, start dividing the ingredients, then shoot it into a cake, steam it in a pot, put it on high heat for 20 minutes, low heat for 10 minutes, turn off the fire and simmer for half an hour." Then lift the lid of the pot, which is like buckwheat gluttony. ”

Xue Guo's eyebrows furrowed: "Hey, don't spoil other people's gluttony." ”

He Xiangdong continued to gesture with his hand: "When eating, remember to get two pieces of bean curd to eat together, so it tastes." ”

Xue Guo asked, "Can this thing cure if you eat it?"

He Xiangdong touched his stomach: "Whether to cure the disease or not, I don't have the heart to care, the key is that I can't pull it out." ”

Xue Guo shouted, "Hi." ”

The audience burst into laughter, and the burden that shook out after the mat was laid out was very loud.

He Xiangdong waved his hand: "It's not a problem, get two bottles of corkscrew, plus some laxatives, I'm a force, hey, go you." ”

He Xiangdong turned his head to look behind him and exclaimed, "Eh, how did you pull out two plates of mosquito coils?"

The audience was also convinced.

Xue Guo smiled and complained: "Then your intestines are also tortuous enough, nine curves and eighteen bends." ”

Just this cold sentence, the audience laughed, and even a few hosts couldn't help laughing, this sentence was not in the book, it was smashed by Xue Guo on the spot.

Therefore, smashing is really an indispensable performance skill for cross talk, because it can often bring unexpected effects.

There are still many people in the country who are still eating Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, and when they hear this burden, they can't cry or laugh, we are eating here, you say this.

He Xiangdong also laughed a few times, and seeing the hot atmosphere at the scene, he also came up: "That's what I said, this fragrant ash dumpling was eaten, not only did it not come out, but I am sick, and I am not well at all." ”

Xue Guo said: "Okay, it's lucky if you don't eat it to death." ”

He Xiangdong said: "It's okay to eat fragrant ashes, there are still masters in our sect." ”

Xue Guo was surprised: "There are still masters?"

He Xiangdong said: "Find our old altar master." ”

Xue Guo was puzzled: "There is also the old altar master, what is this altar master doing?"

He Xiangdong replied: "Pickled cabbage." ”

Xue Guo was stupid: "Ah?

The audience burst out laughing.

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