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The Spring Festival Gala is a dream stage, countless people have become popular on this stage, and countless people dream of becoming famous overnight on this stage.

And tonight, the Spring Festival Gala in 2006, this year, this night, belongs to He Xiangdong.

A few burdens were shaken, and the audience couldn't laugh anymore, the Spring Festival Gala requires a high idea, but this thing was expressed at the end by He Xiangdong, and the previous section still continued his previous style.

Therefore, his work not only meets the requirements of the Spring Festival Gala program, but also meets He Xiangdong's requirements for cross talk entertainment, killing two birds with one stone.

On the stage, Xue Guo looked at He Xiangdong's performance, and he was speechless: "It's too messy, you are here." ”

He Xiangdong also said: "We are polite. ”

Xue Guo slapped his thigh: "Okay." ”

He Xiangdong continued to be sad and indignant: "My girlfriend looks down on me, and her boyfriend also looks down on me. ”

Xue Guo also persuaded: "I am willing to call you senior, this is fine." ”

The audience laughed, not so comforting.

He Xiangdong was still sad and angry: "Don't you just think I don't have money, don't you just dislike me for not being successful, I'll let you see what a successful person is." ”

Xue Guo was surprised: "Yo, what are you going to do?"

He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves and said viciously: "I want to spend money, Lao Tzu can't do it, go early and find a Cantonese-style teahouse, I want the best." ”

Xue Guo responded: "This is not cheap. ”

He Xiangdong took it out of his pocket, and said evilly: "Take out 200 yuan, I want to have a good meal." Waiter, come have an early meal. ”

Xue Guo's eyes lit up: "Hey, two hundred yuan a breakfast." ”

He Xiangdong pretended to be a waiter: "I'm sorry, sir, we don't sell half of it." ”

After saying that, Xue Guo was stupid.

The audience was delighted.

He Xiangdong covered his mouth and was stunned.

"Hahaha......"

"Woo ......"

There were bursts of boos.

The Guangdong compatriots who were watching the Spring Festival Gala also laughed, and they were all laughed at by He Xiangdong, and they didn't sell half of them.

He Xiangdong was frightened, he quickly confessed, secretly got the money back, turned around and ran away, seeing this scene, the audience laughed even more.

He Xiangdong came back and stood up, and said hatefully: "My girlfriend looks down on me, my girlfriend's boyfriend looks down on me, and now even this broken shop looks down on me, I have to let them see how good I am." ”

Xue Guo asked curiously, "What are you going to do?"

He Xiangdong said viciously: "Go home and get the money, and I will come back to spend." ”

Xue Guo said speechlessly: "Okay, it's still on the bar." ”

He Xiangdong said: "I'll go home, I will take out the fifty yuan I pressed at the bottom of the box, and put it together, I have to get this face back." ”

Xue Guo pondered: "Two hundred, fifty...... Two hundred and five, you are. ”

The audience laughed.

He Xiangdong waved his hand: "I can't care about it, I'm going to eat, I'm going to get my face back, I'm a successful person." ”

Xue Guo waved his hand and said in disgust: "Okay, don't bury successful people anymore." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "I hurried and hurried, and trotted all the way to the Cantonese restaurant, just when they were having lunch." ”

Xue Guo also responded: "Then you can order food." ”

He Xiangdong slapped the table and yelled, "Waiter, come out, I'll order food." ”

Xue Guo was surprised: "Look at this temperament." ”

He Xiangdong pretended to be a waiter: "Yo yo yo, sir, you are here again, we are all at noon, and we don't have half of them sold early." ”

The audience laughed.

Xue Guo was also helpless: "Hey, this is all known." ”

He Xiangdong was angry: "I'm angry, this is looking down on me, if I hadn't come here with money today, I would have to be driven away by you." ”

Xue Guo said: "Don't mention your two hundred and five." ”

He Xiangdong roared: "I want to eat, what do you have here, say the expensive one." ”

He Xiangdong pretended to be a waiter again: "We have everything here, and we have everything in the Cantonese teahouse." ”

Xue Guo also responded: "Yes, Cantonese cuisine is comprehensive." ”

He Xiangdong pondered for a moment: "Cantonese people eat everything, so ...... That...... What, do you have Fujianese?"

Xue Guo was stunned: "What are you doing?"

He Xiangdong waved his hand: "Give me two Fujianese." ”

Xue Guo was stupid: "Huh, you want to eat human flesh?"

The audience also laughed silly, Cantonese people eat Fujianese? What did he think?

At the same time, the audience from Guangdong and Fujian provinces was also confused.

He Xiangdong smiled contemptuously: "I don't even have Fujianese, hmph, give me two Guangxi ones." ”

"Hahaha......" The audience burst into laughter again, and the host also leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.

Xue Guo stopped him: "Eat Guangxi people? ”

He Xiangdong also said: "Don't eat like this? Okay, give me a claypot rice, don't be over three years old." ”

The audience all over the country is laughing wildly, it's over, and they can't look directly at the claypot rice in the future.

The faces of claypot rice bosses across the country are green.

Xue Guo stopped him again: "Claypot rice is rice made in a small pot, not a child, so there is no human flesh." ”

He Xiangdong made do with it: "Okay, okay, then I won't eat people, I'll eat hairy crabs." ”

Xue Guo nodded: "That's good." ”

He Xiangdong raised his head, and Tsundere asked, "Are there any hairy crabs that are eight taels heavy?"

Xue Guo was surprised: "Huh, such a big one?"

He Xiangdong pretended to be a waiter: "There is one pound and one weighs one." ”

Xue Guo was taken aback: "It's really such a big one." ”

Who knows how He tilted his head to the east, his face full of disdain and disdain: "I don't even have eight taels of hairy crabs, ho, bring me a plate of shredded potatoes." ”

Xue Guo sighed: "Hi." ”

"Hahaha......"

"Woo ......"

The boos were one after another, and the audience couldn't be happy, which was too noisy.

He Xiangdong continued: "There's no way, who made him look down on me, I'm a successful person, I have to get this face back." ”

Xue Guo said helplessly: "Okay." ”

He Xiangdong said: "It's not just this Cantonese-style teahouse that looks down on me, but the small restaurant downstairs also looks down on me. ”

Xue Guo asked, "Why is this?"

He Xiangdong said: "Just the small shop downstairs in our alley, a small restaurant opened by a husband and wife, there are breakfast, lunch and dinner, I often go to their place to eat, I am their old customer, and they still look down on me." ”

Xue Guo was even more curious: "What's wrong with this?"

He Xiangdong continued: "For example, good morning, I go to their house for breakfast every morning. They also have a lot of breakfast, steamed buns, steamed buns, soy milk, wontons, and they also mix a little pickle by themselves, which is particularly delicious, and it doesn't cost money. ”

"I would go over for breakfast every morning, bring a piece of cake from home, and ask for half a bowl of soy milk and a pot of small pickles, I don't use their basins, I bring them all myself, and I don't bother them to wash them. ”

He Xiangdong gestured a basin the size of a footbasin on his chest with his hand.

Xue Guo was startled, and shouted in a long voice: "Hey, such a big basin, you are bigger than other people's foot basins." ”

He Xiangdong also said confidently: "I don't be polite to them, I am the old customer." ”

Xue Guo squirted: "Nonsense, are you politely here?"

He Xiangdong continued: "The boss is watching next to me, that hate." ”

Xue Guo responded: "That's not it." ”

He Xiangdong pretended to be the boss and spoke: "Hey, do you have a donkey named Caifeng there?"

Xue Guo was puzzled: "What is this dish full of donkeys?"

He Xiangdong looked resentful: "Look at it, there is a lack of morality, and the donkey is full of vegetables, which means that the donkey can eat enough food, which is scolding me for being a donkey." ”

Xue Guo also said: "This is scolding." ”

He Xiangdong turned his head and replied to the boss: "Yes, I know, his son sells breakfast." ”

Xue Guo shouted: "Okay, I'm scolding." ”

The audience laughed.

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