Everyone was stupid, and the actors on the stage were all dumbfounded, no one expected that Da Biao would come to this show. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Xue Guo was about to pop out his eyes, and he didn't react for a long time.

Even Martin, who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, couldn't pretend to be dead, and raised his head to look at the coquettish monk blankly.

Everyone at the scene, not only the actors on stage, but also the audience, everyone was looking at the coquettish monk with adoring eyes.

He Xiangdong was also speechless, but his mind was still awake, and it was spinning rapidly.

Da Biao is more and more excited to sing, as if he is the sad dancer, the majestic body writhes hard, enough to hit a cow's hips and twist softly, the voice is tear-jerking: "For the persecution of life, tears are swallowed in the stomach, is this fate, destined to live in the wind and dust for a lifetime, dancing and shaking and hugging and hugging......"

Da Biao slowly opened his eyes, and a pair of blazing tiger eyes were filled with tears, this person was really emotional.

Damn, you're really enough.

The audience gasped at first, and then they all laughed like crazy, laughing wildly, this monk was really funny.

Now the contrast is too strong, it is obvious that the peerless hunk who can run a horse on his arm is so coquettish, it is terrible.

After a while, Da Biao finally finished singing, he looked at the audience with tears in his eyes, grabbed the robe on his chest tightly with his hands, snorted, and ran off the stage crying.

The actors were stunned, and the audience thought that this was arranged in advance, but they thought it was very interesting, and the applause almost lifted the roof.

He Xiangdong was relieved, as long as the audience has no opinions, it will be fine. When he looked at Da Biao, it seemed that he had really entered the play, and the whole person collapsed.

If you don't go crazy, you can't live. This person actually got into the play like this for a dancing girl, alas, really, really can't be evaluated.

Da Biao himself was happy and ran off the court, but He Xiangdong had to help him wipe his buttocks, He Xiangdong said to the audience: "He has just been good, everyone understand." ”

"Poof......" The audience was amused by He Xiangdong's nonsense again.

Xue Guo also said: "This can't be my father's good relationship when he was alive, right?"

He Xiangdong smiled: "Then your father's taste is strong enough." ”

"Hahaha......" the audience leaned forward and leaned back with laughter.

He Xiangdong restrained his smile and continued to knock on the wooden fish: "All kinds of immortals, the west leads." ”

It means to remind these people to hurry up and follow the pre-arranged arrangement, and don't be disturbed by Da Biao's on-the-spot performance.

The second turn is the Taoist priest, because it is the costume in the crew, and this drama is also a martial arts drama, so this Taoist priest is wearing a Taoist robe, holding a whisk in his hand, and carrying a sword on his back, which is a proper martial arts style.

He slowly walked to the center of the stage, looking at the hundreds of expectant spectators under the stage, he licked his lips, and then turned his head to look at He Xiangdong who was sitting on the table.

He Xiangdong nodded slightly at him.

The Taoist priest was originally a particularly extroverted person, otherwise he would not be the only one in front of him to shake his burden as soon as he came on the field, and now he saw that Da Biao's goods suddenly came to an extraordinary performance, making the audience laugh, and he was not far behind.

Everyone is here to help Martin, if he can't amuse the audience, where will he have the face to brag in front of these old friends in the future, and there are so many viewers looking at him so expectantly, how can he let them down.

The Taoist priest gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, simply threw away the things he had discussed before, and started again. With this in mind, he threw away his whisk and skillfully drew his sword from behind his back as soon as he reached out.

The Taoist priest held the sword in his hand, held a sword flower in his hand, and shouted loudly: "Heaven and earth are thunderous, follow me to punish the demon." ”

Everyone was stunned

After that, the Taoist priest turned to look at Martin lying on the ground, and said awe-inspiringly: "Oh, demon, don't get up quickly." ”

Martin's eyes are open, what the hell?

"Huh. The Taoist priest shouted and kicked Martin in the hand.

Martin was in pain and burst into a foul mouth: "I **** ancestor." ”、

The dead man actually spoke, and the audience stared wide-eyed, which one is this?

The Taoist priest was not finished yet, and kicked Martin's hand one by one, and scolded in his mouth: "Demon, don't show up soon." ”

He wanted Martin to get up and fight him.

Martin was going to die of pain, and if it weren't for this performance, he would have jumped up and beaten the Taoist priest to death by now.

There is one person on the stage who is counted as one, all of them are confused, Xue Guo's eyes are even straighter, how can young people like to make some big news now?

The audience also watched a little unclear, why did it suddenly become like this on the stage?

He Xiangdong was the first to react, otherwise how can it be said that an artist who was born in the land is amazing, He Xiangdong's ability to deal with emergencies is terrifying.

He Xiangdong immediately shouted to Xue Guo: "Filial son, save your father." ”

Hearing this, Xue Guo reacted and exclaimed sadly: "My father." ”

The voice was too miserable, after shouting, Xue Guo rushed over non-stop, picked up the Taoist priest and ran, at this moment his potential exploded, and instantly became extremely powerful.

Xue Guo hurriedly carried the Taoist priest to the end door, and hurriedly said to the Taoist priest: "You hurry up, your play is over." ”

Xue Guo didn't have time to talk nonsense with the Taoist priest anymore, so he immediately turned around and went back after speaking.

The Taoist priest reluctantly went backstage, and he hadn't enjoyed it yet. Xue Guo carried the Taoist priest to the next and turned back, and he didn't go backstage, and it was precisely because he didn't go backstage that he didn't find another hidden danger that was about to erupt.

Xue Guo gasped and walked back.

It was really noisy just now, and the audience didn't understand it all of a sudden, but fortunately, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo reacted quickly and successfully closed the loophole.

He Xiangdong saw that the Taoist priest was finally taken down, and he was much more relieved, this is a bomb that may explode at any time, it is too scary, he now regrets that he is going to come here, he doesn't know that these people like to do things so much, so none of them follow the routine.

Xue Guo took the initiative to start the round, and he asked He Xiangdong: "Why did you find a mad Taoist priest for my father?"

He Xiangdong explained: "Your father is a negative man, and he doesn't care about making people's stomachs bigger, you look crazy." ”

The audience laughed again.

Xue Guo said dissatisfiedly: "Are you talking about human words? ”

He Xiangdong smiled and said perfunctorily: "Yes, yes, yes." ”

Then he shouted again: "All kinds of immortals, the West leads." ”

The lama came out, this one has no specialty, he can only flip backflips, he had rehearsed a song for him before, but he suddenly didn't want to sing anymore, and he turned dozens of backflips in a row, but the stage was too small, and he accidentally turned himself over to the audience.

The audience was going crazy with laughter, and these people on the stage were very devastated.

In the end, it was the turn of the guy who wore the cross, Xue Guohan was about to come down, wouldn't this one also have to do something. He Xiangdong also raised his heart, his brain was spinning rapidly, and he was always ready to deal with all the next changes.

The audience also looked at this brother with anticipation, the key is that the previous ones were really funny.

Fortunately, this old man is also relatively old, he is very steady, and he didn't think about doing anything, he simply sang a song "Slender Man's Love", sister, you sit on the bow of the boat......

Originally, this should have been quite funny, but the previous ones were too spoofed, and they raised the audience's appetite all of a sudden, and this guy sang too steadily, and he lacked humor cells, so there was not much laughter on the scene, and the audience was a little disappointed.

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo were a lot more relieved, and finally came according to the routine, but it saved them a lot of energy, and the tears of these two people were about to fall.

After singing, He Xiangdong shouted: "All kinds of immortals retreat, filial sons guard ......"

"Wait a minute. Someone in the background shouted loudly, and everyone focused on the entrance door, and then saw a monster appear, and everyone's jaws were about to fall in shock.

Damn, what the hell is this? (To be continued.) )