The audience was in an uproar because they saw an incredible monster. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info The monster was wearing a thick, dark green raincoat, one of those old-fashioned raincoats, with a long brim sticking out of the hat with a charm attached to it.

The monster stretched out his hands, his eyes glazed over, and he was learning to jump towards the stage as a zombie, not to mention, he was still dancing quite rhythmically.

He Xiangdong was dumbfounded, what the hell is this?Raincoat zombie?Is it new this year?

He Xiangdong could see at a glance that this zombie was Tao Hua, didn't he let him stay in the background for a long time? Why did he come on stage without saying a word?

Xue Guo also almost fainted, his eyes were black for a while, he was also going crazy, and the most stressful on the scene were him and He Xiangdong.

These people don't care about it one by one, thinking that they are just playing on stage, thinking that they can make the audience laugh by spoofing casually.

How can it be so easy, without the two of them pressing the field and plugging these loopholes, the scene doesn't know what the chaos will be.

Comedy is like that, and it's not like a complete exaggeration can make people laugh. Mr. Chaplin has a very good saying, called "There is no more way to kill laughter", the more some actors want to make the audience laugh on stage, the more he will not laugh, the reason is very simple, they are too hard, the performance is too hot.

On the contrary, there are some comedians with a very good level of maturity, and their performances are very restrained, and they amuse the audience with understatement.

The problem with tonight's performance is also here, these guys who came on stage wanted to make the audience laugh too much, they all tried too hard, and they didn't follow the rules and didn't come according to the pre-arranged good, they had to play freely.

The scene is suddenly chaotic, and the audience may laugh at first, but it won't be long before people will definitely feel tired of the chaos.

The reason why the audience has not yet produced this kind of emotion is that He Xiangdong and Xue Guo have put all their strength into pressing the field, and they have been staring at and dealing with various emergencies.

Although the two of them don't talk much, every time they speak, they just poke at the point, not only to dispel the audience's imminent dissatisfaction, but also to make these actors jump and jump on the stage The effect can come out, but also to stabilize the scene, and make the performance chaotic but not chaotic.

It's easy to say, but it's too difficult to do, artists like He Xiangdong, who are the best at catching and hanging on the spot, are too tired to bear, let alone others.

This actor is also fortunate that He Xiangdong and Xue Guo, the two amazing guys, are present, otherwise if they are replaced by someone else, they will say that it is good to replace Zhao Fenghua, don't look at him as a famous actor, if he is on stage now, he will have to cry.

Tao Hua naturally didn't know the difficulties of He Xiangdong and Xue Guo, he only cared about his own happiness, and he was still complacent about being able to help, and he jumped even harder.

This man has just come of age, just a child, he doesn't understand anything, and he is sad to be alone in the office when he sees that everyone else is playing on stage, and he doesn't take him with him.

He actually saw a raincoat hanging behind the door of Martin's office, it rained yesterday, Martin just used it, and it hung behind the door, and he didn't have time to clean it up, so it happened to be used by Tao Hua.

Now is also the time when the pirated plate of zombie films in Hong Kong and Taiwan is prevalent, Tao Hua is deeply poisoned, and he didn't have time to get out of the crew with a set of official uniforms, so he replaced it with a green raincoat.

Then he also took the time to draw a talisman for himself, a real ghost talisman, he couldn't draw it, just just paint a few circles, and then looked for glue for a long time, and finally got it and he waited in the background.

The Taoist lamas in front also saw the shape of this product after they got off the field, and these people thought it was quite funny, and then they asked Tao Hua to hurry up.

The Taoist priest also kept comforting Tao Hua, saying that he didn't have any worries, anyway, no matter what he played, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo could both catch it, and they could be regarded as letting He Xiangdong and Xue Guo out.

Tao Hua finally went to the stage with peace of mind, but when he came on the stage, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo almost didn't cry.

Even Martin, who was lying on the ground, felt a chill in his heart, these people performed on stage, the effect is good, and his business will naturally be good in the future, but if it is smashed, his business will also be affected.

In other words, whether it is good or bad, all the consequences are borne by him alone, so he is the most nervous person on the scene, but he is older and very stable, so he doesn't dare to disturb the actor's performance, so he can only lie on the ground alone and worry about it.

Xue Guo and He Xiangdong also looked at the zombie dumbfounded, and the expressions on their faces were very stunned.

The audience looked at the appearance of these two people, and then looked at the zombies who were jumping, this group of people laughed, laughed forward and backwards, they thought it was arranged in advance.

Xue Guo licked his lips, he knew that he had to speak, and he was about to start filling the loopholes, he turned his head and asked He Xiangdong: "Why did a goblin appear at my father's funeral?"

He Xiangdong frowned, and said suspiciously: "Maybe...... Maybe it's your dad's good friend. ”

Xue Guo was dumbfounded: "My dad is good with the goblin?"

He Xiangdong nodded and said firmly: "It should be, and it must be your father's cheating." ”

Xue Guo was stunned: "How do you say this." ”

He Xiangdong pointed at Tao Hua and said, "You see that zombie is still a cuckold." ”

"Hi. ”

The audience laughs.

Tao Hua also wanted to laugh, but as a professional actor, he told himself that he had to endure it.

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo performed very steadily, so the scene didn't look chaotic, and Xue Guo asked anxiously: "Is the scene haunted?

He Xiangdong also had a little headache, so he said to Xue Guo: "You wait for me, I'll find someone to catch ghosts for you." Taoist priest, Taoist priest, came out to catch ghosts. ”

Xue Guo was also shouting: "Daoist, what about people." ”

Not to mention that the priest really didn't leave, just in the background, as soon as he heard someone shouting that he was catching ghosts, he immediately rushed out with a sword, and one person and one ghost also fought, and the two finally reluctantly got off the stage in He Xiangdong's eyes.

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo breathed a sigh of relief, these demons and monsters were all finished, in order to prevent them from coming up again later, He Xiangdong hurried up and shouted: "The demons and monsters have all retreated, and the filial son is in pain." ”

Xue Guo picked up the handkerchief on the table as a mourning dish and threw it on the ground, which is also the custom of the old Beijing funeral, throwing the plate, the legend is that when people die to the ground, there will be a Wang Granny who pours the dead to drink ecstasy soup, and there is no way to reincarnate after drinking.

Therefore, the living man will drop the dish in front of the dead man's soul, so that the dead man will take the broken bowl to the ground, and the Granny Wang's ecstasy soup will leak out of the broken bowl, and she will not drink it.

This is a kind of folklore, and there is also a kind of saying that a lot of water will be wasted in a person's life, and after death, Lord Yama will let you drink dirty water to redeem it, and with a broken bowl, the dirty water will leak away, and there is no need to drink it.

These are all legends, but in the traditional funeral of old Beijing, there is indeed such a thing as throwing plates.

"Dad. Xue Guo exclaimed in pain and began to cry bitterly.

When the audience saw that Xue really came out, the atmosphere of the audience reached a climax, and they applauded again and again.

Xue Guo saw that the effect was good, so he got up and said to He Xiangdong: "What do you think of me?"

He Xiangdong gave a thumbs up and said, "Great." ”

Xue Guo asked again: "Then when are we going to the United States?"

He Xiangdong shook his head and said, "I can't go." ”

"Ah, why?" Xue Guo was dumbfounded.

He Xiangdong smiled evilly: "Because, the old man is not dead yet." ”

Xue Guo pushed He Xiangdong and scolded: "I'll go to you." ”

At the end of the day, this farce is finally over.

The actors bowed to the audience for a curtain call.

The audience was silent at first, and then the audience erupted in the strongest applause, and the applause almost overturned the sky.

Seeing this, He Xiangdong was finally relieved. (To be continued.) )