People who put dog skin plasters, that's everywhere, as long as there are people, those dog skin plasters can be seen, especially those public places, not to mention, almost all of them are plastered-

The content of the dog skin plaster is varied, there is any content, and the involvement is shocking, as long as people can't think of it, those dog skin plasters are all on it.

As soon as they saw those dirty advertisements, they hated them to the bone, and scolded the ancestors of those who put dog skin plasters and distributed small cards for eight generations, and the deep hatred was indescribable.

When Niu Zhan threw himself into the women's toilet of the project department, the cleaning aunt hated it to the core, she gritted her teeth and beat her with a mop, and she also gave full play to her mop for the first time, and beat Niu Zhan more than 500 times from head to toe, especially Niu Zhan's face and buttocks, which were not less beaten.

This cleaning aunt is beating up wildly, and she is also enjoying herself to accompaniment.

"Drink ha, drink ha, it's really enjoyable, I've watched "Journey to the West" for decades, I always watch the monkey dance stick, but I have never danced the stick, whenever I see the monkey dance the stick so vividly, my heart is also ready to move, but unfortunately I have never had a chance, my stupid husband like a cauliflower, never give me a chance, I just need to swatt him twice with a fly, he is anxious to be anxious with the old lady with a white face, today I finally found an opportunity, in your body of dog skin plaster played a specialty. ”

This cleaning aunt thinks so, she does the same thing, she really regards this cow struggle as a white bone essence, of course, the white bone essence is not so thick, unless it is the white bone essence after eating fried food.

"Hey, you take the mop away, I'm an old cow, how can my old cow be a dog skin plaster, no matter how bad my old cow is, he won't go to put a dog skin plaster!"

A big mop was pressed on his head, and the dirty water of the mop flowed down his head, making the floor a puddle of dirty water, and the whole face of Niu Struggle was also soaked in the dirty water, and he couldn't breathe.

"Lao Niu, you are still an old horse, my husband is an old horse, and now my husband is lying here, I will also deny my six relatives, who let you put dog skin plasters, who let you distribute these small advertisements, you still dare to repay the debt, this small advertisement flew all over the women's toilet." ”

That's true, more than 1,000 small cards in Niu Fenfen's hand flew all over the women's toilet, whether it was on the floor or in the squatting pit, but the poor bewitching women on the cards fell into the pit one by one, and I don't know how it feels to lie in the dung.

"Hey, I'm not an old horse, I'm an old cow, I'm an old cow in the project department, I'm not distributing small advertisements, you quickly take off the mop, if you don't take out my old cow, you will be killed by you." ”

Niu Struggle choked on the dirty water, and he shouted at the cleaning woman, who asked.

"Which old cow are you, how can there be an old cow in the project department, the project department is just Lao Wang, only Lao Shi, only Lao Fan, and that Lao Gao, he is not Lao Gao, he should be Xiao Gao, he is younger than my son, but I have never heard of Lao Niu." ”

The cleaning woman also remembered Gao Feng, she felt that it was inappropriate to call Gao Feng Gao, this kid was younger than her son, but Lao Gao.

"I'm going, you're a pig brain, you've been talking about it, and you've reported the entire project department, you can't remember my old cow, my old cow is not someone else, it's my cow who struggles for the cow!"

This cleaner is really like the human resources department, and he has called the entire project department, but he didn't point to the cow struggle, which can make the cow struggle angry.

"Ah, you are a cow struggle, which cow struggle are you, why can't I remember that there is a person named Niu struggle in the project department, you won't be newly transferred from other places, why haven't I heard of it, I have a very good memory, the project manager can't call all the names of all the people in the project department, but I clearly remember who is who. ”

The cleaner was very surprised, Niu Struggle reported her name, she just couldn't remember such a person, her memory has always been very good, she can remember the people in the entire project department, more than the project manager Wang Yongqiang, Wang Yongqiang and many new students can't name names.

"I'll check, you can't be Alzheimer's, why don't you even know my cow struggle, it's the cow struggle of the material department, the boss of the material department, every day with a big straw belly cow struggle, don't you remember?

If you can't think of it, then I'll tell you something, I'm sure you can remember, that is, every time you go to the toilet, you like to pull off this tube of toilet paper, and then wipe half of the cow that goes home and fight, I didn't get caught twice by you. ”

"Oh, it turned out to be the cow struggle of the material department, it turned out to be the most slashing cow struggle of the project department, you took the toilet paper in the toilet of the project department home every time, and I found it twice, you said this matter, then I remembered, you are the cow slamming the door." ”

Niu Struggle talked about stealing toilet paper from the project department, and the cleaner quickly remembered Niu Struggle, and she also sat down.

The cleaner thought about it, and Niu Struggle said: "Yes, yes, I am Niu Struggle, I will Niu Struggle, you quickly take the mop away, a little later, my Niu Struggle must be choked to death." ”

Niu Struggle was choked, his mouth and nose were blistering, and he couldn't catch his breath, so he asked the cleaner to quickly take away the mop, and the cleaner took the mop away.

"Ouch, I'm sorry, Minister Niu, I didn't expect it to be you, why did you do the dog skin plaster, why do you send this kind of small card, you won't be forced by your wife to have no pocket money, you want to earn some pocket money to go out and be chic."

Minister Niu, don't be embarrassed to say, my old horse is also this virtue, he was forced by me to have no pocket money, he secretly went out to pick up scrap, sold the scrap and went to find Xiao Xie chic, I have been in the dark, and then I still listened to my good friend, but I was angry.

Minister Niu, you are reasonable, you compare me with those Xiao Jie, I am inferior to them, why didn't he give me the money to pick up garbage, but went to Xiao Jie. ”

Niu Struggle had already climbed up from the floor, he was miserable, his whole body was covered with dirty water, and there was mud all over his body, and after he stood up, the dirty water on the melon seeds on his head flowed down his face.

Niu Zhan looked at the cleaner and said: "What, what am I doing here, my Niu Struggle can do this, I Niu Struggle can do this for a little money."

However, I see that you are not inferior to those little solutions, the key is that you don't have a little look, you can't compare with others. ”

"Ah, Minister Niu, since you're not doing this, then where did you get so many small cards, since you don't take this as a second career, then why do you still run into the women's bathroom?

Also, Minister Niu, why do you tell the truth, I know that I can't compare with others, but I have an advantage, I don't need my husband to break the bank. ”

The cleaner pointed to the small cards full of toilets, and Niu Struggle smiled bitterly: "Sister, these cards are not mine, I don't know who stuffed them into my desk, I grabbed them, that's because one or two worked."

Girl, I won't tell you, you see if my big straw belly is too big, is it bigger than a woman's belly about to give birth, I'm very disgusted with my belly now, I want to lose weight, I found that there are a few cards in this card, I pulled them out, but I didn't expect to fly to the toilet. ”

Niu Struggle patted her big belly, and the cleaner felt the same way, and she also stabbed Niu Struggle's belly with a mop.

"Minister Niu, your big straw belly is not ordinary, it is bigger than when I was about to give birth, you should lose weight, men can't have too big a belly."

Minister Niu, I also annoy men's bellies now, my old horse used to be a deflated three, and now he also has a big straw belly, so I asked him to eat less and exercise, and let him participate in the rampaging team, but not only did not decrease, but also increased a little.

Minister Niu, I'm also distressed, my old horse is also distressed, I don't know how to lose my belly, you just found a way, you also give my old horse a card, let him lose the big straw belly. ”

Niu struggled to lose weight, he was looking for a weight loss card, the cleaner felt the same way, and her old horse was also worried about this big straw belly.

The cleaner helped the cow struggle to find the small card for weight loss, the two found out a dozen, the cow struggled very much, divided five to the cleaner, and left five small cards for himself, and he also told the cleaner to urge his old horse to persevere, only by persisting will he lose weight successfully.

Niu Zhan took the small card to say goodbye to the cleaner, and the cleaner called out to him.

"Minister Niu, wait a minute, you are so good, I have to thank you. ”

Niu Struggle also said to the cleaner very modestly: "Little sister, we are all people who work together, why are you so polite, you don't need to be like this, this is also my effort, your old horse has lost weight successfully, that means that I have lost weight successfully." ”

The clean woman said: "Minister Niu, that's not good, we are all polite people, the ancients paid attention to courtesy, I have to thank you!"

After saying that, the cleaning woman lifted a bucket of water and splashed it on Comrade Niu Struggle, and splashed it from head to toe and covered his face, splashing Niu Struggle with a soup chicken, and a few hairs on the top of his head were drenched like a few chicken feathers.

Niu struggled for a long time before he reacted: "Little sister, you thank me like this!"

The cleaning woman said: "Yes, Minister Niu, this is our etiquette there, I kill two birds with one stone, I made you dirty just now, and now I will wash you again, and then there is our etiquette there to thank people is to splash water, and not just splash a bucket of water, to splash three buckets of water in a row, there are still two buckets of water left, you can be ready!"

After the cleaning woman finished speaking, she lifted a bucket of water with one hand and was about to throw it at Niu Zhan, but Niu Zhan was so frightened that he turned his head and ran, and he shouted as he ran.

"Little sister, don't look at me as a cow, but I'm not used to water!"