Chapter 658: The Ox Struggles to Pull Up the Willows
Niu Struggle went back to study these five cards well, he originally wanted to try every weight loss center, that felt too broad, or choose a weight loss center to try first, if the effect is good, he decided to lose weight for a period of time, until he lost his big straw belly. 『』『』↑,
The five weight loss cards are very attractive, and the advertising slogans on them are very inflammatory, such as what has curves, only then can there be beauty, health, effectiveness, safety, and thinness, better looking, get rid of burden, enjoy a "thin" life, beautiful new curves, see the curative effect, thin health, beautiful nature, healthy beauty, beautiful health, etc.
There are also comparison photos before and after weight loss, most of them are photos of women, who were as fat as pigs before losing weight, and after losing weight, they were as slender as stars, and their body standards were so coveted that they were salivating.
These weight loss advertising slogans are very beautiful, but they make Niu Struggle feel unbelievable, the more fanciful they say, the lower the credibility, just like there is no medicine in the world that can cure all diseases, you boast that you can cure all diseases, and there must be falsehoods in this.
Niu Struggle is a little uncertain, four of these small weight loss cards are a little bells and whistles, giving people a sense of exaggeration, only one small card makes Niu Struggle feel impulsive, he sees this small card and wants to go to this store.
This small card reads "Cucumber" Body Loss Center, and the advertising slogan on it reads: "Friend, do you want to have a body like a cucumber, then please come to our Cucumber Body Weight Loss Center, we will help you lose excess fat, from a winter melon to a cucumber before the Dragon Boat Festival!"
There are also photos of before and after weight loss on the small card, which is a man and a woman, the man before weight loss is as fat as Niu Struggle himself, and the woman before weight loss is as fat as the proprietress in the small hardware store.
There are also photos of the weight loss next to it, and the photos after weight loss are not as obvious as the comparison pictures of other small cards, either they are so fat that they are scared to death, or the figure is so good that they are coveted after losing weight.
And the comparison chart of this small card is not so obvious, the gap is also there, but it is not particularly big, just slimmed down, the belly is still there, there was no waist before, after losing weight, there is a waist, the belly has also decreased, and it is so small that it is only three or four months pregnant.
Niu Struggle thinks this small card is more credible, the comparison chart before and after is credible, and its name is also quite vivid, who wants to be a winter melon, who doesn't want to be a cucumber, he Niu Struggle really wants to have a cucumber-like figure.
Niu Struggle has decided, he wants to go to this "cucumber" slimming weight loss center to give it a try, maybe he will really slim himself down, maybe after his unremitting efforts, he will become as slim as a cucumber before the Dragon Boat Festival.
The cucumber before the Dragon Boat Festival, that is the cucumber that has just been produced, the cucumber is really thin, long and delicious, and people salivate when they look at it.
Niu Struggle made up his mind that he must be a cucumber before the Dragon Boat Festival, and when he has the figure of a cucumber before the Dragon Boat Festival, he can defeat the handsome guy in the high peak, maybe the beauties around the peak will surround him Niu Struggle.
Niu Struggle even germinated this idea, he seemed to see that his second spring was coming, he also saw how many beautiful women beckoned to him, and he also saw how he kicked the hardware proprietress who was as fat as a pig away, can my handsome Niu look down on you fat woman?
Niu Struggle's thoughts are fluttering, and he has drifted to the entertainment industry, and even to the Korean entertainment industry, as if he is surrounded by countless Korean female stars, Kim Hee-sun and Song Hye Kyo, Lim Yoona and Park Ji-yeon, and Jun Ji-hyun and Choo Ja Hyun and so on.
In the end, Niu Struggle feels that the entertainment industry he is most willing to go to is Little Japan, he can spend a good time with the top ten ** in Little Japan, what Shiraishi Jasmine and Julia and Yoshizawa Akiho and Tachibana Pear Sa, of course, it is indispensable to have Minami Ida and Airi Himijima and Utsunomiya Shion and Lei and Ogami Wakaba and Uehara Ai, etc., his favorite is Ai Iijima and Sora Aoi.
The more he thought about it, the more excited he became, and he raised his hand in front of the mirror, raising his arms and shouting like a gorilla.
"My cow struggle is the best, my cow struggle is the best, it won't take three days to lose weight successfully, and it will become a cucumber-like body, and then I will go east to Japan like the Jianzhen monk of the Tang Dynasty to find Iijima Ai and Sora Aoi!"
Niu Struggle thought of the Jianzhen monk of the Tang Dynasty, he felt that he was too great, the Jianzhen monk was doing a great career, he was the founder of the Japanese Ritsu, a veritable great diplomat, how could he have such a dirty heart as himself, just thinking about finding Japan.
Niu Struggle gave himself two slaps in front of the mirror, he felt that he couldn't stand Monk Jianzhen, his thoughts could not be compared with Monk Jianzhen, he Niu Struggle was just a dirty billet.
Niu Struggle made up his mind, he had to put it into action, Niu Struggle is a very low-key person, he likes to be alone, do everything secretly, and do not make the slightest movement.
At ten o'clock in the evening, Niu Zhan began to act, he started from Tulou Town on foot in the direction of Xiaoyue City, and walked more than ten kilometers before he began to prepare to take a taxi.
Niu Zhan thought that he was ten kilometers away from Tulou Town, and he should not meet an acquaintance from the project department, so he would not know it.
Niu Zhan originally had the idea of walking to the city, but the city was too far away, and his two legs were too tired, so he had to give up this idea and chose to take a taxi into the city, and he didn't know where the "cucumber" weight loss center was, so he could only find it through the taxi driver.
Niu Zhan stood on the side of the road to stop the car, he found that there was no taxi to the city, and he waited for half an hour and did not see a taxi passing, so Niu Zhan scolded and scolded.
"Grandma's, when I don't usually want to take a taxi, the taxis are one after another, and now when my old cow needs to take a taxi, I can't get one, this is not against my old cow!"
Niu Struggle is right, everyone will encounter this situation, when they don't need a taxi, the taxi passes by one after another, when everyone needs a taxi, that half a day can't even see the shadow of a taxi.
After waiting for another half an hour, it was not that a taxi did not appear, several of them passed by, and there were passengers inside, and Niu Zhan did not stop him.
Niu Zhan felt that he couldn't stop like this, and he had to use Huang Jiguang to stop the car, otherwise these taxis would not stop, this was originally a black light, when the taxi driver found out, the taxi had already gone a long way, and the taxi driver didn't want to go back.
Niu Zhan is no longer passive, he decided to take the initiative, even if it is not a taxi, he will stop it, as long as he takes himself to the city, then it will be much easier to take a taxi again.
Niu Zhan also thought that since he wanted to block the traffic, he had to find something to stop in the middle of the road, otherwise his body alone would be in vain, and maybe there would be danger.
Thinking of this, Niu Zhan looked for something that could stop in the middle of the road, and he searched for a long time on the edge of the road, but he did not find anything useful, and there were only planted trees on the edge of the road.
"Grandma, do you have to do it for my old cow, do you have to do it for my old cow to play the kung fu of uprooting the weeping willows?"
Niu Zhan was indignant, and he used the flashlight of his mobile phone to shine on the edge of the road, and found pine trees, poplars, and other trees that he could not name.
Niu Zhan shook his head and said to himself: "That's not good, since it is upside down weeping willow, then you must find the willow tree, otherwise it will not comply with the rules." ”
Niu Struggle is a very principled person, since he believes that it is to uproot the weeping willow, then he must find the willow tree, otherwise it will be against his will, and he also thinks that it is possible to pull out the willow tree upside down.
In fact, this cow's struggle is a dead eye, and if you uproot the weeping willow, it must be a willow tree, and you can't choose other trees such as poplars and pines.
Niu struggled all the way to find it, until his mobile phone was out of battery, the light of the flashlight was gone, he found a crooked neck willow tree, he was also very lucky, this is also God has eyes, before his mobile phone ran out of power to find the willow tree, otherwise, he may give up the search, and he can't fulfill his dream of uprooting the weeping willow.
Niu Struggle found that this willow tree was more than one person thick, and he also found that this was the thickest tree he had found all the way, he stretched out his arms and tried it, just hugging the stem of this tree.
"Grandma, this is to test my old cow, my old cow can't stand the test, that's not necessarily. ”
Originally, when Niu struggled to hug this willow tree, he didn't have any bottom in his heart, such a thick willow tree, can he pull it up with his own ability?
Niu Zhan also questioned whether the flower monk Lu Zhishen really uprooted the weeping willows? Could it be that Lu Zhishen didn't pull out another tree, or pulled out a small sapling?
"Grandma's, my old cow will believe in him once, I believe that Lao Lu uprooted the willow tree once, in ancient times there were flower monks uprooting the weeping willows, and now there are my cows struggling to uproot the weeping willows. ”
Niu struggled to decide, must uproot this willow tree, so that two results will be achieved, one can be verified that Lu Zhishen can really uproot the weeping willow, and the other is that he Niu struggle can also be as powerful as the flower monk.
Niu Zhan tightened the belt of his trousers before pulling it out, and he found that the belt couldn't be tightened, and the belly of this big straw bag was too big to be tight at all.
Niu Struggle blew saliva on his hands again, this is a habitual action that people have before they work, and he Niu Struggle is also a young man who came out of the countryside, he has also done physical work before, and this kind of action is often done.
However, Niu Zhan found that this mouthful of saliva was a little too much, and the amount was so large that he could wash his face, so Niu Zhan also washed his face with this saliva, and felt that the whole person was much more sober.
Niu struggled to hold the crooked-necked willow tree with both hands, and used his strength to pull up the willow tree in one go.