He Xiangdong looked for it and waved his hand: "Don't make trouble, your mother is a nun who jumped over the wall." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Xue Guo was surprised: "This is also jumping off the wall?

He Xiangdong nodded: "Maybe it's in a hurry." ”

Xue Guo waved his hand and scolded: "Go, you are a dog." ”

"Haha......"

He Xiangdong laughed evilly, was a little more serious, and said: "It was because of such a coincidence that your father and mother got acquainted and came together, and you were the last one." ”

Xue Guo reluctantly accepted this explanation: "Okay, okay, okay." ”

He Xiangdong continued: "Your mother is the same in the temple, she is a child and can't do any work, that is, chanting scriptures, sweeping the floor or something, it's very boring, so she hummed such a song, called Nun Sigh." ”

Xue Guo said: "That's okay, then you come to us." ”

"It's nice to sing, I'll learn it from you. He Xiangdong opened his mouth and sang, his voice was clean and clear, and the rhythm was good: "The nun sits in the temple, who is the flowers of the four seasons open, complaining about my own mother behind my back, and the children of other people are paired in pairs, poor little slave I am lazy to make up, pinch a flower plug, and I can't plug it in......"

Hearing this, the audience burst out laughing.

Xue Guo complained: "Do you have hair? ”

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, so I can't plug it in." It stands to reason that it is difficult for your father and mother to come together in this life, but fate is so wonderful. ”

Xue Guo asked, "What do you say?"

He Xiangdong said loudly: "The world is so ingenious, in April of this year, the two temples jointly organized a tree planting. ”

The audience burst into laughter.

Xue Guo was dumbfounded: "What kind of thing, planting trees? ”

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, protect the environment." Coincidentally, your father and your mother happened to be in the same group, your father dug the pit, and your mother supported the tree, and the two of them were in full swing. It was because of this tree-planting event that your mother developed a crush on your father. But is one meeting enough for this one event alone? Obviously not enough. ”

Xue Guo asked again: "Then what?"

He Xiangdong said: "In May of this year, the two temples jointly held the Red May Singing Competition. ”

Many of the audience jumped with laughter.

Xue Guo looked like he had seen a ghost: "What is it?"

Young Master Ma was also laughing: "Yes, this will be the template in the future." ”

Chang Siye also said: "This kid is really good, he can be regarded as the peak of learning Xiaoqu, and no one else will be able to say it in the future." ”

As soon as they saw it, they knew it was definitely a masterpiece. He Xiangdong has already reached the peak of learning Xiaoqu, and others must not be able to surpass him, or use his work, otherwise there is no way to say it.

He Xiangdong said: "The two temples set up a big platform in the open space in front of the door, the monk sent your father, the nun sent your mother, the two walked up to the stage hand in hand, to sing mountain songs. ”

Xue Guo asked, "Oh, how do you sing?"

He Xiangdong said: "I'll learn from you, the little nun laughed and called the monk pavilion, you look at the girl's face, and call it what kind of flower." ”

The little monk laughed and called out to the girl, and I looked at the girl's face and named it Rose. ”

Xue Guo smiled: "Hey, I answered." ”

He Xiangdong said: "As soon as your mother heard the answer, she continued to sing." The little nun laughed and called out to the monk's pavilion, you look into the girl's ear, and call it what kind of flower. ”

The little monk laughed and called out to the girl's pavilion, and I looked at the girl's ears and named it Peony Flower. ”

Xue Guo said: "I answered again." ”

He Xiangdong sang again: "The little nun laughed and called out to the monk pavilion, you look at the girl's head, and call it what kind of flower." ”

The little monk laughed and called out to the girl's pavilion, and I looked at the girl's head and named it Da Songhua. ”

Xue Guole was happy: "Songhua? What if you eat it?"

A very typical three-flip and four-shake skill in a cross talk.

He Xiangdong continued: "Yes, your mother was not happy when she heard it, and then left." Everyone thinks your mother is angry, but it's not, your mother has a better opinion of your father. ”

Xue Guo said, "Oh, that's a good thing." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Finally, on a stormy night, your mother and your father successfully eloped. ”

Xue Guo was surprised: "Eloped?"

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, the two of them went down the mountain hand in hand." If a lover eventually becomes a family, it is a matter of the previous life, so don't miss the marriage. ”

Xue Guo smiled: "Hey, this is good. ”

He Xiangdong said with a smile: "The two got married when they went down the mountain, and then in less than three months, Teacher Xue was born." ”

"Haha......"

Xue Guo hurriedly stopped him: "No, why am I in such a hurry, I came out in less than three months." ”

He Xiangdong said: "It's just to be so fast, and now we are advocating efficiency, efficiency first." ”

Xue Guo said: "That's not so fast. ”

He Xiangdong said: "Anyway, you were born, and the days passed day by day, and when you reached the age of twenty, you were also in love." ”

Xue Guo said: "Yes, this is the old age. ”

He Xiangdong said: "You fell in love with a girl in Yangjiazhuang next door to you, called haggis." ”

Xue Guo stopped and said, "It's not so angry, it's called Yang Acui." ”

He Xiangdong said: "The matter of you and Yang Acui being involved was discovered by the second fool next door to your house, and he also sang a song." ”

Xue Guo responded: "Oh, he also has a song, how do you sing it?"

He Xiangdong folded the fan horizontally in his hand, and sang with his eyebrows: "There is one in the east of the city, which is the Yang family's village." There is an old man, his real surname is Yang. I have no children in my life, and I have only one daughter left. This girl is strong, the marriage is not proper, Miss Yang always thinks about her husband every day, and she stands by the door in her spare time this day, and walks over to Xiao Xue Guo's handsome Lang. ”

Xue Guo looked at the audience with a smug face.

He Xiangdong continued to sing: "Big eyes, high nose bridge, nothing to chew rock candy when you are idle." Come forward, girl, this girl is so beautiful. Miss Yang looked outside the door, no one could do it, whispering, respectful of each other, today the two of us came to meet. If you want to meet, in the third watch, I didn't hit A at home, my husband was not at home, and the two of us were in Liglilen. ”

The audience laughed.

Xue Guo stopped He Xiangdong: "It's not like that, you, do you have a husband?"

He Xiangdong waved his hand: "No, I sang it wrong, my parents are not at home." ”

Xue Guo corrected: "You have to sing right." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, this Yang girl is interesting to you, you have to go at night." ”

Xue Guo said: "That's for sure." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Miss Yang asked you to go for the third watch, you were early, and it passed at twelve o'clock at noon." ”

Xue Guo exclaimed: "It's so early." ”

He Xiangdong said: "It's not in a hurry, as soon as you entered the door, you hugged Miss Yang, and 10,000 words are omitted below." ”

"Woo ......" The audience coaxed again and again.

Xue Guo also smiled and said, "Don't omit it, we want to hear what happens next." ”

He Xiangdong pointed at Xue Guo and scolded with a smile: "You can't be like this, I'm easy to be scolded if you are like this." ”

Xue Guo laughed.

The audience also laughed.

He Xiangdong continued: "After a night without words, the next day Qingming, you are leaving, this Yang girl is reluctant, humming and chirping, humming such a little song." ”