Inventing a language in a week?

Is it really possible for this world to be completed?

On the second day of the timer, the devils actually raised their hands. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

In a few words, the simultaneous interpreter could not find a flaw.

But when I was writing, I was found just after the second sentence.

Xiaomei said in my ear: "They have adapted all the pronunciation and writing of the fifty tones, no wonder I can't hear the flaws." ”

I nodded my head, and the next day I thought that this method of stealing chickens was also amazing.

It seems that they didn't sleep all night just to change the harmony of these fifty words.

The door slowly opened, and the three men in black took out all the devils in the whole team.

Time is hard, and there is no way to have fun.

And the five of us didn't know where to start.

The man with glasses continued to line up in pinyin.

I kept watching the movement of Maozi and the monkey.

The monkeys rarely seem to discuss taking care of themselves.

And Maozi has been getting together to drink.

Oh my God, I pressed the button on my ear and said, "Xiaomei, why can Maozi over there drink?"

"Maozi?"

"It's the Russians. I said.

"Oh, they think it triggers their minds. We have no objection to satisfy them, and if you want me, sir, I can buy them for you. Gratuitous. ”

"It's okay, no need. I said.

Maozi, Russians, I had a flash of inspiration in my head.

I said to the crowd, "I have a way. ”

"What's the solution?" the crowd gathered around.

"You all know what Maozi means, right?" I said.

"What are you doing with the Russians?" said the man in glasses.

"What about embarrassing words?" I said.

"You know, what the hell are you trying to say. The man with glasses said impatiently.

"I see. The big man said with a smile.

"Understand, understand?" said the man with glasses, puzzled.

"Go back five years, do you know what the word embarrassment means?" I said.

The eyed man was silent for a moment, and then said, "It's a good idea." ”

The fat man said lightly on the side: "This can only solve the pronunciation, what about the words?"

"It's actually very simple, I've thought of the word for a long time. The big man took out the input method of the mobile phone, cut to the nine-square grid, and raised it with a smile.

The girl next to her smiled and nodded: "With the pinyin of the nine-square grid, just change the appearance of the nine numbers, isn't it." ”

"And I've already figured it out, do you remember the watch? 11 o'clock is the full stop, 12 o'clock is the question mark. The big man said, holding a pen and making circles on the paper.

But each circle has a notch, towards a place where it is not used.

“9，6，2，4，6，4，11。 I said.

"It's me who loves you. The girl said with a smile.

There was a moment of silence.

But if you don't know the logic, who can tell that the six crooked circles are I love you.

"That shouldn't be easy to unravel, right?" I said.

"It's not easy, just change every word. The big man said with a smile.

"Without further ado, let's start making it up. I said happily.

Six days followed, during which Maozi and the monkey basically did not move.

But on the last day, both Maozi and the monkey chose to give up.

was taken out by a man in a suit.

And our side is still preparing, frantically translating and forming new sentences.

("Whoever is happy to see what's better," I said.)

"Drinking disco is," replied the big man

"Well, it's very deep," the fat man continued. ）

We laughed and discussed the language that only we understood.

The countdown passed minute by minute.

I stood up and said, "Do you think it's okay?"

Everyone nodded their heads and raised their hands.

After a few words of dialogue, the radio said hesitantly: "What about your words." ”

The big man laughed and drew circles on the paper, then held it up.

"Is this your text?"

"yes, what's wrong?" said the big man.

"So many tongue-twisting sounds can be expressed just by using circles?"

"Of course. The big man said with a smile.

Without telling the process, who can know that our pronunciation and pronunciation are two completely different things.

"Okay, I'll say a word to your headphones alone. You write it out and show it to your teammates, and they'll recognize it. ”

The big man nodded his head and began to draw circles on the paper.

9，6，6，3，6，8，6，4，4，8，6，5，3。

"Did we pass this?" I shouted.

"It's unbelievable that you made it. My interpreters and I couldn't see the flaw, so please come to the next room. ”

The five of us followed the man in black to a simple white room.

The layout of the room is simple.

A blonde man was in his position, smiled at everyone and said, "You are welcome to join the Freemasonry, and the monthly salary of 100,000 is increasing year by year." ”

This is the sound of the radio, yes.

"Is that a joining?" said the man in glasses, confused.

The blonde man smiled and said, "The first principle of Freemasonry: you can't deceive your own people, otherwise you will have nothing?" ”

I nodded my head and said, "There can be no deception after joining the club?"

"No, quite the opposite. We deceive anyone but our own. The blonde man said with a smile.

"Can you explain what happened to Jesus and Judas?" said the man in glasses.

"It's true, come on. I will tell you the truth about this world. The blonde man's smile didn't change.

The World?Truth?

I was shocked by the truth of the world.

"Why do you think we Freemasons are so rich?" said the blonde man.

"By the annual workings of Christianity?" said the man in glasses.

"The spread of Christianity is basically at a loss, so how can we make money? Take you in China, for example, every year we give out milk powder and gifts to believers free of charge. And the donations are all voluntary, and we will donate them all, so where will we get the income?" said the blonde man.

"It can't be guns and arms, is it??" said the big man.

"No, we yearn for peace more than any other country. The blonde man said.

The crowd was lost in thought.

The blonde man smiled and said, "Do you remember the moon landing? Nowadays all the aerospace business is fake, and we have a small part of the money and take it from it. ”

"No way, you want to say that the moon landing is fake, that the space industry doesn't exist, so how do you explain Sputnik?" said the man in glasses.

"That's a good question, but I want to tell you. Do you think satellites have to go out of the atmosphere? They're just a little bit higher in the sky than you see. The blonde man said.

"You're saying the satellite isn't out of the atmosphere!" said the big man in surprise.

"What humans build can't leave the atmosphere, no matter how good the materials are. In space, it will be fragmented by the compression and extraction of air. Satellites just happen to be floating in the atmosphere where they don't exist, powered by solar energy. The blonde man said.

"What's out there?" I said.

"Of course, it's the universe, but humans can't leave the earth at all. It's like a prison where we're ignorant prisoners. By the way, we also invented this satellite, and the science you are studying now was also invented by us. The blonde man said.

"What the hell? Aren't you lying to yourself? Why do all these things seem fake in your mouth?" said the man with glasses.

"Of course, because that's the real truth. We created Christ by accident for the first time, and then defined science 1,000 years ago. With the invention of steam, why do you think cars use gasoline instead of electricity in the first place? It's all about money and profit. As for astronautics, a few groups of people can perform a moon landing in a single studio, and we create fake rockets for all countries in the world to launch and land in space. NASA is the biggest conspiracy in our space hoax. The blonde man said.

"Is this the truth?" said the man in glasses, puzzled.

"Every few hundred years, we turn the world upside down and use it to scam money. In the field of aerospace, several major countries have successively found that they are tired of reducing their capital investment. So we need you to complete our latest plan. The blonde man said.

"Does it have anything to do with the language we create?" I said.

"You're smart, I need you to pretend to be aliens. The blonde man said.

"What and what is this?" said the eyed man, puzzled.

"We started this project three hundred years ago, rumors of District 51. All kinds of extraterrestrial UFO photos and sightings are paving the way for this plan. The blonde man said it pressed a button.

The window behind the blonde man begins to open, revealing three squid-like gray aliens.

Everyone was startled, but if they looked closely, they could see where the alien was standing as if it were dead.

The blonde man said slowly, "Made of silicone, the seventh generation product." Humans of any size can be disguised as aliens, and I'll draw lots for you. Tell you what you need to play, and the show is tomorrow. ”

"Tomorrow, why don't you prepare it for us?" said the big man.

"All I want is when you don't know anything, it's the most natural. Your performance manuscript will be distributed to you after your role has been verified, and if successful, your file will remain forever in Freemasonry. It's a glory that even a president like me can't get, it's up to you. The blonde man waved his hand.

A couple of strong men came out and took us to our separate rooms.

The five rooms are intertwined, but the doorways are guarded.

We were forcibly confiscated our mobile phones and headphones.

Half an hour later, a script was in my hands.

On the front of the bag is my name: Han Dong.

Page 1: Play as Alien No. 1.

Cast: Aliens 1-3, Translators 1-2.

NASA will fully cooperate with you, and we also have people at important checkpoints among the military senators.

And the content in the script is estimated that only the five of us can understand.

Ask us to use the language of our own creation.

And the content is pretending to be an alien who has landed on Earth.

Tell humanity that in 30 million years there will be an alien invasion.

Want to have a chance to win.

Tell humanity that it is necessary to unite into one nation.

Knock down the Everest blast.

Then let the warm current of the Indian Ocean come in, and the whole of China will only have spring left.

Make the whole of China more suitable for cultivation.

Then let all the Chinese population immigrate to Australia.

In this way, population pressure will cease to exist.

The food supply will also grow exponentially.

And then develop the science of evolution together.

But when I saw this, I knew it couldn't happen.

There will be Freemasons in the senators who oppose and support.

Because 30 million years is too long, the plan will only be reviewed indefinitely.

And at this time, as long as the private funds are raised in the name of Christ or NASA.

A completely impossible plan that can bring in near-unlimited funding.

I was dumbfounded.

At this time, the man in the suit walked in, looked at me and said, "Are.you.ready?"

“OK。 I smiled wryly and nodded.

The alien costume was placed in front of me, and when I put it on, it was the same.

Seeing no flaws, I walked out and saw two identical aliens.

Of course, there are slight differences in appearance, and the body type looks like a fat man and a big man.

We were taken to the big plane with a map stuffed into our hands.

It looks like a prairie, and in the middle of the map is a picture of a crashed alien ship.

Am I going to deceive the world?