The novella "Playing with the Earth".
The helicopter descended slowly, and the man in the suit had already stood up slightly and opened the helicopter's hatch. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
A black chain was then thrown off the helicopter by the man in the suit, but the helicopter was still hovering in mid-air.
The man smiled slightly and said, "Mr. Han Dong, there is no way to go down here normally. Please take hold of my hand and I will take you down. β
"There's no safer way, do you have to go on like this?" I started to tremble on my feet, and I wasn't nervous when I went up.
The man reached out and grabbed me directly, without giving me a chance.
There was a quick downward tilt, and I fainted.
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When I was awake, I was lying on the floor with a group of people in front of me.
At this time, it was no longer possible to see any man in a straight suit.
"You're finally awake?" a big man looked at me.
"You can get dizzy, it's really convincing. The man with glasses next to him said with a smile.
"Don't make fun of him, it's not ordinary people who can pass the first exam. Maybe he's not good at sports. One girl smiled.
"I'm not laughing at him when he's wetting his pants?" the glasses man continued with a smile.
At this point, I looked down and saw that my pajamas had turned into a fitted suit.
I then looked at my underwear, which was no longer my own.
I hurriedly got up and said, "Where is this?"
"This is the location of the second test, which is probably some island in Asia. The girl said.
"But here we should be Chinese, do you see which side?" said the big man.
I glanced into the distance, and the crowd was split into four piles.
Plus we're just five groups.
"What's wrong?" I said.
"I really doubt how you passed the test, five of us here are Chinese. The others are sticks, devils, hair, and monkeys. The man with glasses said.
"If I'm not mistaken, it's all Asian. This test was supposed to be a team test, but it didn't start because the people weren't together yet. The girl said.
"There are five people on the other side, who else is missing?" I said.
"Stupid, we only have four here. The big man said.
The door opened.
The door was slowly pushed open, and a burly man behind a fat man welcomed him in.
As soon as the fat man entered, the burly man closed the door.
The fat man looked around and walked towards us.
The fat man shouted and laughed: "Teammates, I'm sorry, I'm too fat, it's difficult to get on and off the helicopter." β
"Looks like we're lost. The man with glasses said.
"I don't know what it is, how can I lose. The girl said.
"If it's physical, I can do three at one. The big man said with a smile.
"It must be based on IQ, my IQ is fine. The fat man smiled.
I didn't even know what to say.
A faint symphony.
A man in a suit walked over from a distance, holding a large suitcase in his hand.
I handed a pair of headphones out of the box, and I took one.
Watch as the crowd brings the headphones to their ears.
I also learned to wear headphones.
βhello. Whereare.you.from" came from the headphones.
"China," I said.
"Halfamoment," the voice said.
After a few moments, it seemed that there was a different person on the other end of the headset.
"Hello, I'm Xiaomei. Your simultaneous interpreter. The girl came from her ears.
"Hello. I said.
The other party's Chinese pronunciation is not particularly good, but it can be understood.
"I speak eight languages, if someone talks to you. I will convey what he said to you. The voice said.
"Thank you. I said with a red face.
"You're welcome, you might be one of us in the future. The voice said again.
The man sent all the headphones, then bowed and left.
I looked at the crowd, and it seemed that everyone could communicate.
At this time, English came from the loudspeaker.
And the simultaneous interpreter began to speak.
"Hello, all the interviewers who have passed the preliminary examination. Welcome to Freemasonry. β
"I'll not say the kind words, it's your second test. It's also the last test, depending on whether you can join us. β
"There's only one topic, it's called creation. β
"In the shortest possible time, create a language. It requires a pronunciation of the text, which is difficult to decipher and must be learned by all members of the squad. Communicate in the language you have created, so that our simultaneous interpreters will not find flaws. At the same time, you can pass the interview in the shortest time, do you understand?"
"You've got a week, and I'm going to take care of your three meals a day. And the condition that you put forward is not excessive, that your simultaneous interpreter will accompany you for a week. Later they will hang up so that they do not participate in your creation, and you will be able to contact them again by pressing the button on your ear. β
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"It's impossible. The devil Fang stood up and said.
The monkey also began to make noise about something.
"yes, it's too short. β
"It's too hard. β
"And words?"
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Xiaomei brought his words to my ears.
But it's too hard.
For a week, a language has to be written.
When I want to say something.
The voice came out again.
"Before 2000, there were only 13 of us Freemasons. They leaned back on the conference table and wrote the Bible one by one. I don't find it difficult to create a language. β
"What are you kidding? You created the Bible?" the devil shouted.
"You are blaspheming Christ. β
"You dare to say any nonsense. β
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I scratched my head, but I couldn't believe it.
"The Bible was intended to be a tool for the struggle against the government through mission. But we were no match at all, and then 13 people started to draw lots, and the older brother of the twins was chosen. The elder brother Judas betrayed them and condemned them as Christ in exchange for thirty pieces of silver. Use these thirty silver coins to continue to grow the Freemasonry. On the one hand, it spreads rumors about the government, and on the other hand, it expands the power of Freemasonry itself. Later, when the twins' younger brother Jesus was crucified by accident, the elder brother Judas came out and assumed the identity of his younger brother Jesus, and created a resurrection. That's why Christ is what we have today, and Freemasonry began to secretly fund Christianity, ostensibly opposing it, but secretly helping it, which is what we are today. β
"No way, what are you kidding? Do you say that Christ and Freemasonry are one?" yelled one of the sticks.
"yes, you're brainwashing us. The monkey also said.
"Leonardo da Vinci's painting of the Last Supper, Judas and Jesus don't look like each other at all. The man with glasses said suspiciously.
The members of the other groups nodded in agreement.
"Because Leonardo da Vinci was also a Freemason. The Last Supper was painted in order to hide the secret. You can not believe it, but that's the truth. Of course, it's not one. It's a mistake after a mistake, like ... β
"Pepsi and Coke?" I said, remembering something.
"Interesting? β
"PepsiCo's formula owner first wanted to sell his formula to Coca-Cola, but Coca-Cola didn't buy Pepsi after selling it three times. In the end, Pepsi was working against Coke behind his back. Fight price wars, advertising wars. Coca-Cola also changed the recipe for this. It is as if Jesus' death and resurrection established the faith of Christ. Pepsi also created Coca-Cola's status in wars after wars. I said.
"Sir, I like your examples. But Pepsi does not belong to Coke, Freemasonry does belong to Christ. β
"But outsiders wouldn't think that your Freemasons are Christian, otherwise why would there be them?" I pointed to the sticks and monkeys who opposed it.
"Probably, I got a new word today. I have time, and I'd love to talk to you about that. But your time is really running out, if the gentleman can join. I will talk to Mr. about the problem, but not now. β
As soon as he finished speaking, a countdown white light appeared on the ground.
If you look closely, it's a long list of numbers, counting down.
It seems to be the one-week time limit.
Xiaomei on the other side of the headset said: "Sir's words, our president seems to care a lot." Compare Freemasonry to Pepsi. β
I smiled helplessly and said, "I stole a bottle of Pepsi when I was a child, and I probably want to join Freemasonry when I grow up." β
"Sir's words are really meaningful, we're going to break the link. Press the button to find me, or we'll be able to easily decipher it if we eavesdrop on your creations. Xiaomei smiled.
Then the sound died down and the headphones turned off completely.
The man on the side of the glasses pressed the button on the headphones and said, "Paper and pen, let's start listing the pronunciations." β
The door was opened, and the man in the suit brought five pens and paper.
The words of the man with glasses brought everyone to the point.
I glanced around, and the other four groups began to discuss.
I can only listen to my team.
"What are you going to do?" I said.
"Like Chinese, list pinyin." The man with glasses said.
"You also know that our simultaneous interpreters know a lot of languages. You play with them with pinyin reversal, and they'll be able to crack it quickly, okay?" I said.
"And what do you think?" asked the man in glasses.
"Nope. I shook my head.
"That's not for nothing. The big man said.
The fat man smiled and said, "Can't you change your line with dialects?" How can these foreigners understand dialects, and we will use homophonic words. β
"No, who can be sure that the translators are all foreigners? If there is a Chinese who can easily hear it, there must be Chinese in Freemasonry." I said.
"It doesn't work, it doesn't work either. Tell me what you can do?" said the big man.
"I can't think of it right now, can I give me a little time?" I said.
The girl next to her smiled and said, "What this brother said makes sense, if you can really cheat, you will definitely not be qualified." β
As soon as the girl finished speaking, the five sticks immediately raised their hands.
Less than three minutes have passed.
Everyone was stunned.
But the five-person team tested two rounds of dialogue.
The voice of the interpreter Xiaomei came from the earphones: "They just spoke Korean upside down." β
Suddenly, the radio sounded again: "Failure, I want to create a language, not change the existing language." β
As soon as the broadcast ended, the door slowly opened.
Three men in suits walked in and took the five sticks out.
I shook my head and said, "Look, you can't steal chickens." β