Niu Zhan was scared away by the land lord in Henan dialect, it should be said that he was scared away by Comrade Ji Wei, and the land lord was temporarily pretended by him. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Niu struggled all the way and pondered all the way, and there were words in his mouth.

"Oh, I always feel that this land lord is like Comrade Ji Wei in my department, his accent is such an accent, is the world so big, the land lord went to his house to have a look. ”

Niu Struggle was scared away, Ji Wei and Xiong Erwei also asked the land master to ask about marriage, and they ran away when they were carried by Gao Feng.

"Two viagras, you don't need to ask about your marriage, it can't be done, let's follow Minister Niu and see if he turns himself in?"

"Brother Gao, what time is it, the police station is also closed, maybe there will be only one old man left, I only scare and scare the cow to struggle, I didn't take it seriously, he can't find anyone to turn himself in, can he still go to the Xiaoyue City Public Security Bureau to turn himself in?"

Ji Wei's analysis is quite reasonable, since the new director of the Tulou Town Police Station Lu Zhengshan, the police station has been loosely disciplined, and the normal commuting has not been followed, let alone the time after work, it is normal to not find anyone, even if you can't find the janitor, it is normal, and Niu Struggle is not able to turn himself in even if he goes to the police station.

"Brother Ji, even if Minister Niu fails to turn himself in at the police station, we have to find a way to make him surrender, I will call Wang Xiaoyue now and ask her to hurry back to the police station to pick up Minister Niu's case. ”

Gao Feng followed Niu Struggle with two viagra guards, called Wang Xiaoyue, hung up after the phone was connected, and then sent WeChat to Wang Xiaoyue, telling Wang Xiaoyue that Niu was going to surrender, and asked her to hurry back to the police station to take over the case.

Gao Feng's purpose in sending WeChat was to be afraid that the sound of the phone would startle Niu Struggle, but Wang Xiaoyue didn't know, after Gao Feng hung up the phone, she kept calling Gao Feng, Gao Feng hung up constantly, Gao Feng had to connect Wang Xiaoyue's phone and yelled inside.

"Wang Xiaoyue, you are a pig-headed three, you can't go to WeChat, you have to make a phone call?"

Gao Feng hung up Wang Xiaoyue's phone after scolding, Wang Xiaoyue went home today, and she didn't live in the police station.

After Gao Feng hung up the phone, the three viagras all gave a thumbs up and praised Gao Feng.

"Brother Gao, you are too good, you are really a man, you dare to scold Wang Xiaoyue for being a pig, this is also the most manly time since we met you, the brothers admire it!"

Gao Feng smiled: "Three viagras, women are cheap, don't be cruel to them, they are not comfortable." ”

Before Gao Feng finished laughing, Wang Xiaoyue's phone called again, and it kept ringing, Gao Feng was so angry that he connected the phone again, and pressed the speakerphone, and before he could speak, Wang Xiaoyue roared like thunder on the phone.

"Gao Feng, please make it clear who is the third pig, otherwise, my aunt and grandmother will not be able to spare you. ”

"Hehe, Xiaoyue, I'm the third pig head, my peak is a veritable pig head three, please hang up the phone, hurry up and read WeChat." ”

Gao Feng's attitude changed three hundred and sixty degrees, and he was willing to admit that he was the third pig's head, and the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue hung up the phone with satisfaction.

"Brother Gao, is it a woman or a man, our thumb hasn't been put down yet, you are changing so fast!"

Before the thumbs of the three viagras were put down, Gao Feng's attitude changed, and they put their thumbs down and put their little fingers firm.

Gao Feng sighed: "In this world, men must be able to bend and stretch, and whoever makes women a vulnerable group." ”

"Go to the ball, Brother Gao, what can bend and stretch, you are a word cheap, two words you are a. ”

The three viagras spat at Gao Feng in unison, expressing their hatred for his inconsistent performance.

The four of them have been following Niu Struggle, and they really found that Niu Struggle was trotting all the way in the direction of the Tulou Town Police Station, and soon came to the door of the police station, and Niu Struggle banged on the electric door of the police station.

"Comrade police, I'm going to turn myself in, come out and pick up the guests!"

"Comrade police, I'm going to turn myself in, come out and pick up the guests!"

Niu Struggle knocked on the electric door and shouted loudly to the police station, which also confused the four people who followed Niu Struggle.

"I'm going, is this Minister Niu accustomed to it, he often goes to the bathhouse, he can't change this habit when he turns himself in at the police station, let the police come out to pick up customers, is this a police or a service Xiaoxie?"

"Who, what are you doing noisy, and you're in a hurry to reincarnate in the middle of the night?"

Today, the janitor of the police station was really on duty, he was woken up by Niu Zhan, shaking his shoulders and slippers, shaking a puff fan and coming out of the guard room in annoyance.

"Old man, I'm just going to be reincarnated in a hurry, you quickly notify the police to come out and pick up customers. ”

When Niu Zhan saw the janitor of the police station coming out, he asked him to quickly call the policemen out to receive him, and the old man picked up the pu fan and knocked Niu Zhan's head more than a dozen times.

"You dead fat man, are you looking for the wrong place in the bathhouse, and you went to the police station to ask for someone to pick up customers, are you fat like spending money for nothing!"

Niu Struggle was beaten, he turned his head and left: "Yes, I'm really in the wrong place, if I want someone to pick up customers, it's to go to the bathhouse, not to this police station, come to this police station is not automatically sent to the door, and you have to be fined more than 5,000 yuan for sweeping pornography. ”

"Hey, wait a minute, why did you leave like this, you woke up my old man, you ran away without waking up fee, and you have to charge money for the wake-up service in other hotels." ”

Niu Struggle turned his head and left, and was called back by the janitor of the police station, asking Niu Struggle to give him a wake-up fee, saying that it was the same as the hotel's wake-up service.

"No, I'm not leaving, I originally came to the police station, you old man delayed my business, you still asked me to wake up the service fee, I haven't asked you for the delay fee, I turned myself in!"

"What do you say, you surrendered, don't you look at what time it is, the people at the police station have gone home to have a spring and autumn dream, even the old man has just woken up from the spring and autumn dream, if you want to turn yourself in, you can only come to work tomorrow. ”

Hearing that Niu Zhan said that he wanted to turn himself in, the janitor put the broken pu fan and told him to leave quickly, the police station would have been closed a long time ago, and he would turn himself in tomorrow.

The janitor's broken fan is also old, just like Jigong's fan, maybe this old man likes Jigong's image, and he is always playing the image of Jigong.

"Old man, that's not good, I can't wait for tomorrow, I have to surrender now, this is God's will, this is the will of the land lord, no one can disobey it, and your old man can't disobey it!"

The janitor asked Niu Struggle to go back, but Niu Struggle was in a hurry, and he shouted at the old man, saying that this was the will of God and the will of the Lord of the Land, and no one could disobey this will.

The old man said, "What kind of thing, is it the will of God that you surrender yourself, or the will of the Lord of the Land, and this old man wants to ask which Lord of the Land will this is?"

Niu Struggle told the old man that this was the will of a land lord five kilometers away from here, and he also used Henan dialect to ask me to surrender quickly, and I divined fifty times, and the land lord let himself surrender every time, and the will of the land lord could not be disobeyed.

"I'll go, fat man, if you say that other land is effective, this old man can still believe it, if you say that this land is effective, kill this old man and don't believe it, our family has been damaged by this land master for three generations, I am an ancestor on a single seedling, I want to give birth to a son, the couple ran to beg it to give birth to a son in the middle of the night, every time I went to ask for a son, and the result was a daughter, and I gave birth to five daughters in one breath, so that my old man did not dare to give birth.

In the countryside, I think of feudalism, my thinking is not feudal, give birth to a daughter is a daughter, the key is that I can't give birth to a son, and then I thought about using a daughter to recruit a son-in-law, so I went to ask the land lord, which daughter can be connected to the incense at home, it clearly indicated that we left the second daughter, as a result, I married the rest of the daughters, and in the end the daughters I married out gave birth to nephews, and my second daughter who stayed at home gave birth to five daughters.

Fat man, this land lord is the most tricky, you can't believe it, my old man remembers, every time I ask for it, it speaks Shaanxi dialect, why has it changed to a Henan accent now, and the land lord's deception is clever again. ”

Niu Zhan mentioned the land lord who spoke with a Henan accent, the janitor was just angry, and he also had a stomach of grievances, he thought that his son wanted to go crazy, and as a result, he gave birth to five daughters in one go, and wanted to leave a daughter to recruit a son-in-law, but the daughter who stayed at home gave birth to five daughters in one go, and the daughters who married out gave birth to nephews, which was really a mistake, the same as what he did.

"Yes, there is still this kind of thing happening, that land lord asked me to turn myself in, is he also cheating me?"

As soon as Niu Struggle heard it, he came to the spirit, according to what the janitor said, this land lord often does the opposite, what the land lord lets people do, people should follow it in turn.

The janitor said, "Fatty, you don't believe it, if you don't believe it, I'll call my five daughters and five granddaughters now, and ask them to come to the police station to give you insight." ”

Niu Struggle was also suspicious, so he asked the janitor to call, and the janitor really called his daughters and granddaughters, and asked them to rush to the police station within half an hour, if they couldn't catch up in half an hour, they wouldn't be able to see their last face, so scared that his five daughters and granddaughters were crying on the phone, and thought that the old janitor was dying.

"Fatty, don't look at me as an old man who guards the door, I know five thousand years from above and five thousand years from below, you are so anxious to turn yourself in, you must have repented a lot of money?"

While waiting for his daughter and granddaughter to arrive, the janitor of the police station had a heart-to-heart talk with Niu Struggle, and he immediately guessed the matter of Niu Struggle, and Niu Struggle asked.

"Old man, how do you know that I am repentant, and not guilty of something else, such as robbery and fraud. ”

The old man laughed: "Haha, fat man, just like you pig, you are still strong and robbed, you are strong, you are strong, you are robbed, you can only repent and accept other people's money, your corrupt belly tells me old man, you are a greedy five criminals, like my old man can't be a greedy five criminals, at most find someone to pack cigarettes." ”

Niu Zhan nodded his head: "Old man, you are really good eyesight, don't look at you as just a janitor at the police station, you have read countless people." ”

"That's right, my old man not only reads countless men, but also countless women, as long as a woman enters the police station to do business, it must pass through my old man's eyes.

Fatty, I want to persuade you, you can't turn yourself in, this surrender is the stupidest thing, since you are greedy for five, then you must not only be greedy for a little money, you must be greedy for more than five hundred thousand, or even millions.

You have so much money, you can live in a remote mountainous area for the rest of your life, find a young girl there to start a family, don't be like that fool, you finally hid for decades, and then ran out to go on a blind date, this is not a self-defeating way.

The girl in that remote place is young and smart, and she will become a wife for a few thousand dollars, what a beautiful life, my old man unfortunately does not have that blessing, if there was this blessing, I would have gone to a remote place to live a fairy life. ”

The janitor of the police station was very proud, and he advised Niu Struggle not to turn himself in, but to abscond to a remote mountainous area with the money to find a beautiful girl to live the rest of his life.

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