Gao Feng discussed with the three viagras, if Niu Zhanbu's hexagram was not to surrender, Comrade Ji Wei would dress up as the land lord and persuade Niu to struggle and surrender. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Because, Comrade Ji Wei is the shortest of the four, and he is also a person who likes to act very much, and he readily accepts this result.

Niu Struggle was very religious, lifted the two planks in his hand high, knelt down in front of the Lord of the Earth, and recited loudly.

"Lord of the land, you are a saint, please show me a clear way, my cow struggle is very entangled now, you can make it clear with my cow struggle, my cow struggle will definitely listen to you, you let me surrender, then I will surrender. ”

After Niu Zhan finished speaking, he threw the two planks on the ground, then turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone to check the situation, he picked up the wooden plank with the literal face up and looked at it, and put the two planks together.

"Lord Land, this is the first time, you asked me to turn myself in, but I have to beg again, so you will have to bother. ”

The first time, Niu Struggle was really going to turn himself in, he didn't believe it very much, and he begged the land lord to come again.

The second time, Niu Struggle lifted the plank higher, fell to the ground and rolled a few times, Niu Struggle pressed the plank with his knees, and looked at the wooden board facing the word by the flashlight of his mobile phone, and Niu Struggle screamed again.

"I'll check, why do you still let me turn myself in, Lord Land, say important things three times, and now the things I want to turn myself in are very important, then I will do it three times, you will take my Niu Struggle seriously this time. ”

The third time he stood up, and climbed to the top of the small roof of the temple of the land, and threw two planks into the air, and the two planks fell on the ground and kept turning, without the intention of stopping, and the ox struggled a moth to the fire and pounced on the plank.

The ox struggled for a long time to get up, and his two fat hands clung to the literal plank, as if he were grasping his own life, for fear of flying away.

"I'll go, Lord Land, you did it on purpose, why did you ask me to turn myself in?"

After Niu Zhan saw the results, he jumped up again, this time with the same result as the previous two times, and he still let himself surrender.

Ji Wei is also ready, ready to pretend to be the land lord, and persuade Niu to struggle to surrender, but he didn't expect Niu to struggle three times in a row to let himself surrender, the four people of Gao Feng are very magical, and they feel that this land lord is really manifest, this is also a land lord with a sense of justice, and it is also a land lord who saves people.

Ji Wei also said: "Brother Gao, you have never believed in superstition before, but now you believe it, how effective this land is, and what a land master who cures diseases and saves people, he let Niu struggle to surrender, this is to save Niu Struggle, let him repent and reform and strive for leniency, you can't be prejudiced against this superstition in the future." ”

Gao Feng also feels very magical, this land lord is really a little unexpected, if it can be like this twice, it may be a coincidence, this three times in a row, it is not such a simple coincidence.

"Brother Ji, it's really a bit magical, this land lord is still the party that represents justice, he can make Niu struggle to turn himself in, and it really made me change my opinion about the land lord. ”

The divination of the four people of Gao Feng on Niu Struggle is very magical, but this Comrade Niu Struggle does not give up.

"Lord of the land, you just point the way, I want to beg you again, you really show the way!"

Niu Zhan still didn't believe in these three results, he continued to divide, and the result of the fourth time was exactly the same as the first three, and the land lord still persuaded him to turn himself in.

"Brothers, do you see it, this land lord is really effective, this has been four times in a row, he insists on letting Niu struggle to turn himself in, what a righteous land lord, after Niu struggles to divinate the hexagram, I also want to find this land master to find a hexagram, see if I can get a daughter-in-law this year, can my online dating be successful?"

Niu struggled four times to get the same result, Comrade Ji Wei admired the land to the ground of the five-body land, he was really five-body to the ground, the whole body was attached to the ground, he said that after the cow struggled to go, he would give his life's major events a hexagram, and ask the land master to show a clear way.

"Ji Wei, I also want to divide a hexagram, and I also ask the land lord to show me a clear way to see if my online dating is successful?"

Xiong Erwei also asked the land lord to divinate his online dating, and Gao Feng said that they were there.

"Two viagras, why are you still dating online, that's obviously two liars, why don't you give up?"

"What a liar, she is a kind saleswoman, and she is also the Xi Shi in our eyes, as long as we persevere, our relationship will be successful. ”

The two viagras killed and did not admit that the tea seller was a liar, and they believed in their feelings ironcladly, and they also looked like them many times on the Internet.

"I'll go, didn't this cow fight three times, why is it endless, isn't he afraid that the land lord will bother him?"

Niu Struggle said that he only begged the land lord three times, but the begging was endless, begging again and again, and begging more than 50 times, and the Niu Struggle couldn't throw these two planks before he stopped.

The ox was exhausted from struggle, and his spirit was also very decadent, and he sat on the ground and shouted hoarsely.

"Lord of the land, why do you let me turn myself in again and again, why can't you not let me turn myself in once, you know that I don't want to turn myself in, as long as I turn myself in, my cow struggle will come to an end, I will face prison, my cow struggle is now in my fifties, let me sit in prison for more than ten years, my cow struggle is old, maybe it is possible to die in prison, that prison is not a good place, eat like pigs, sleep like dogs, and have to work like cattle, I can persevere, I heard that some people washed their faces in prison and washed to death, There are 1.8 meters of people who hanged themselves on the door frame of 1.7 meters, think about these prison prisoners who died in vain, I don't dare to turn myself in, why don't you let me turn myself in, why don't you let me not turn myself in, as long as you show up once and let me not turn myself in, I Niu Struggle is ready to hide in the deep mountains and old forests, as long as I have escaped the limelight in the past few years, my Niu Struggle will be safe and sound. ”

What Niu Struggle wants is not the result of turning himself in, what he wants is not to turn himself in, he is lucky, and even hopes to escape from prison by escaping, everyone will have this mentality, and this is also the psychology when divination, just hoping that the desire is biased towards himself.

Niu struggled to cry, and finally got up from the ground, trembling back, and walked a few steps like just now, and fell, that look old and miserable, and also saw the pity of Niu struggle.

"Minister Niu, it's pitiful, he's like he's a lot older. ”

Xiong Erwei made such a sigh, looking at the embarrassment of the cow struggling and falling in a few steps, Gao Feng also felt the pity of people, people are really a poor animal, once they fall down when they are the most beautiful, it is the most pitiful time.

The cow struggled and stumbled back, Ji Wei and Xiong Erwei ran to the land temple, and the two of them wanted to divinate their love.

The two viagra picked up the wooden board that Niu Struggle threw on the ground, and used the flashlight of their mobile phones to shine on the words on the board, and it didn't matter if they didn't look at it, they screamed loudly when they saw it.

"I'm going, no wonder, Minister Niu divined more than 50 times to let him turn himself in, it turns out that he wrote the same words on two wooden boards, so can the land lord not let him turn himself in!"

Gao Feng also felt very amazing about the land lord, and when he heard the two viagras say, he also picked up the two wooden boards and looked at them, and sure enough, the same sentence "I want to surrender" was written on the two wooden boards.

It seemed that the Minister Niu was really nervous, and he wrote the same sentence on two wooden boards, but he himself was unaware of it.

"I said, how can this land lord be so effective, more than fifty times have the same result, it turns out that Minister Niu himself is nervous, so the land lord still can't believe it, it's better to ask for someone than to ask for it. ”

Gao Feng also understood that people can only ask for themselves, what land lord, and what gods can't solve the problem.

"Ouch, I forgot to ask when the land lord will turn himself in, is it tonight, or tomorrow morning, or will it be ten years later?"

Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei still had to ask the land lord for a hexagram and ask for the marriage of the two people, but before they could ask for it, they heard the cow struggle and crying back, and several people were so frightened that they quickly hid in the ground, but Ji Wei was a step late, so he could only get into the land temple, this guy was thin and small, and this land temple could really accommodate him.

Niu Struggle returned, just because he forgot to ask the land lord when he surrendered, he wanted to get a definite answer, whether he would turn himself in immediately tonight, or turn himself in tomorrow, or turn himself in ten years.

Gao Feng said that this Minister Niu can really think about it, and he still wants to turn himself in ten years, can it be called surrender?

Niu struggled and knelt down in front of the land temple, he kowtowed to the land lord again, and before he could raise his head, the land lord in the land temple spoke.

"Niu struggle, you don't have to ask anymore, you are still annoyed, you think that the land is your family's, your land is everyone's, you begged for a night, you still let the land master sleep, don't you just ask when to turn yourself in, are you a pig brain, I have made it clear that you will surrender more than 50 times, you still don't understand, that is to let you turn yourself in immediately, you don't think about it, you have to show you more than 50 times, then how much do you have to pay the express fee, but you don't pull out a dime, and take the trouble to ask, you don't annoy my land lord is still annoying。 ”

In the land temple, the land lord spoke, and scared the cow struggle a lot, but he kowtowed like a chicken pecking rice.

"Lord Land, I'm sorry, I'm bothering you, you have a lot of adults, I'm also in a hurry to go out, and I don't have money in my pocket, and I can't give you the money explicitly, otherwise I'll take off these shoes for you, as well as my pants, and my shirt will also take off to you. ”

Niu Zhan really took it off, took off his newly bought shoes, pants, and jacket, and put them on the roof of the land temple, leaving only a pair of underwear.

Niu Struggle also continued: "Lord Land, your accent doesn't look like it's from Tulou Town, your accent is quite like the accent of a guy in my department." ”

"Hmph, Niu struggle, the current land master, that is not the previous land master, just stay in one place and not go out, the world is so big, the land master also needs to go out to see, can not only have one local dialect ah, that has to know many local dialects, the male and female guests on the blind date show introduce themselves, all say that they know a few Chinese, my land master also knows more than thirty local dialects, or I say a paragraph Henan dialect you listen." ”

This land lord really scolded Niu in Henan dialect: "You are a grandson, if you don't roll the calf with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will kill you!"

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