Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei were almost naked, and they felt very embarrassed, what a face-losing thing it would be to walk on the streets of Tulou Town like this. △，

What's more, it was five o'clock in the morning, the sky was light and the breeze was slight, the birds were still singing happily, and the pedestrians on the road were walking leisurely.

Although the air in the morning is exceptionally fresh, it is also suitable for naked body breathing, so that all parts of the body are fully exposed, which is also the most pleasant thing.

However, we are people with heads and faces, and we still have face when we pick up garbage and use them as vegetables, and we still have positive energy to establish a glorious image for those minors.

Gao Feng looked at the thin body bones of the two viagra and laughed at them that they were still underage, and the two viagra were not convinced, and raised one leg and measured out the portal like a dog peeing.

"Brother Gao, you bully people, this is still a minor. ”

Gao Feng didn t look at it yet, the two viagra took a look at their portals first, and the two of them said at the same time.

"I'm going, I'm really underage, our private parts are not as strong as our fourteen-year-old nephew!"

The two viagra are a little ashamed that they are underage, but walking on the street like this, it is indeed unsightly, and the two of them begged Gao Feng to think of a way, how to not lose face.

Gao Feng came up with a way for the two viagras, that is, to cover your face, so that you don't feel ashamed, who knows you if you can't see your face.

The two viagras felt that Brother Gao's method was good, so they covered their faces and strode forward, and before the two of them walked out two or three steps away, someone recognized them.

"Hey, aren't these two stupid birds from the project department, your body is not fully developed, you are still underage, this naked body is almost the same as not naked. ”

"I'll check, who is not underage, who is not underage, you are blind, such a strong thing, you can't see it. ”

The passers-by recognized the two viagras, and laughed at the two viagras underage, and their bodies had not yet developed and grown, and the two viagras did not do it, and the two of them raised one leg as they did just now, jumped up and down in front of those passers-by, and pointed to their portals and shouted.

"Oh, two viagras, you have two little loaches, you just admitted that you are underage, what are you still jumping and screaming, isn't that even more embarrassing!"

Gao Feng grabbed the two of them, otherwise these two viagra would not give up, and they would have to ask passers-by to admit that they were adults.

"Brother Gao, although we know our own situation, we can't lose this momentum. ”

"Go to the ball, you still need to be hard to hit iron, you don't even have the confidence, what momentum do you need." ”

Gao Feng scolded, and the two viagra brothers said again: "Brother Gao, what should we do now, it doesn't work if we cover our faces, passers-by can recognize it." ”

Gao Feng replied: "That's too, who made you too famous, you are almost a household name in Tulou Town, otherwise you will be wronged first." ”

After Gao Feng finished speaking, he put the two trash cans on the side of the road on the heads of the two viagra and asked them to walk with the trash cans.

"Two viagras, it's not embarrassing now, no one knows you. ”

The two viagras replied in the trash can: "Brother Gao, this is indeed invisible to anyone, this is perfect, or are you young and have an advantage, your brother Gao has many more ghost ideas than us." ”

The two viagra were put in the trash, and they didn't forget that they praised the peak of the peak, and they were all ghost ideas.

"Hey, two viagras, you take two steps, you can't stay in the trash. ”

Gao Feng kicked the trash can with his foot and asked the two viagras to take two steps forward, and the two viagras moved a few steps, and they fell on their heels, and the entire trash can turned over, overturning the two people inside.

It took a long time for the two viagras to crawl out of the trash can, and the two viagras shook their heads like fish swinging their tails, shaking off the garbage on their bodies, and scared Gao Feng to hide out for a long time.

"Brother Gao, this still doesn't work, no one can see it, but you can't walk, you better think of another ghost idea." ”

Gao Feng saw a box of oil paintbrushes thrown by a child on the side of the road, the box was broken, and there were several oil paintbrushes in it, so Gao Feng came up with an idea.

"Two viagras, I think you should be dressed up thoroughly, so that you can walk as if no one else was around, and you can not feel embarrassed. ”

The two viagras looked at Gao Feng suspiciously: "Yes, is there such a way, then you can try it first!"

Gao Feng picked up the oil paintbrush and painted the two viagras, Gao Feng's painting ability was really good, and it didn't take long to draw a picture for the two viagras.

After Gao Feng completed the masterpiece, the two viagras looked at the oil paint on their bodies, and they were very excited.

"I'll check, Brother Gao, you still have this ability, you turned us into supermen, and you still have a red cloak. ”

It is true that Gao Feng painted the appearance of supermen for the two viagras, and the image of wearing underwear is lifelike on the bodies of the two viagras.

Gao Feng looked at it and sighed a little: "Alas, two viagras, you are just a little skinny, and you two supermen give people the feeling that some have no mental state, and some are weak." ”

The two viagras laughed to themselves: "Hehe, Brother Gao, this is a superman who has been starved, or a superman who has been malnourished since childhood." ”

The two viagras were very satisfied with Gao Feng's masterpiece, and they only regretted one thing.

"Brother Gao, it's the two of us on the chest, this picture is a little unsatisfactory, what do we think of the image of the chest of two turtles. ”

Gao Feng smiled: "Two viagras, what are they like, just two turtles, you are a domestic superman, then it should be different, this turtle is the difference between imported supermen, don't pay attention to it, you hurry back to the project department." ”

The two viagras were very excited, and they ran up with their hands and feet, and passers-by were amazed to see these two viagras.

"My mother, you're a superman, you're a turtle man, these two turtles on your chest are about to lay eggs. ”

The two viagras also proudly replied to them: "Comrades, we are the two turtle people, we are the turtle people of the new era, and we are the domestic turtle people." ”

The two viagras were immersed in joy, and the two ran away from the peak, and they planned to parade through the streets once.

The two viagras were running, and they also wanted to add some difficult actions of Superman in the movie, and the actions added by the two were a little difficult, and they fell when they ran two steps, and they fell when they added one action, and they fell so that their noses and faces were swollen, and the little loach was also broken.

However, the two viagras just have a persistent temper, and where they fall, they crawl and get up from another place, and so on and so on, and then get up in another place.

The two viagra ran away, and as soon as Gao Feng walked to the entrance of the project department, he was stopped by a middle-aged woman, Gao Feng knew this middle-aged woman, that is, the proprietress of the small grocery store opposite the project department.

"Hey, son-in-law, come here, come here!"

The proprietress dragged her arm and asked him to go to the grocery store, and Gao Feng smiled awkwardly.

"Auntie, don't call me like that, okay, this is in public, why do you call me son-in-law?"

The proprietress pulled her face up: "A son-in-law is a son-in-law, so what's embarrassing, who doesn't know this, you can come into the store quickly." ”

The proprietress was dragged and pulled, and Gao Feng was so embarrassed that he couldn't resist, so he was dragged into the grocery store by the proprietress.

"Auntie, I still have to go back to the dormitory, do you have anything to do?"

Gao Feng was embarrassed, he only had such a sentence, the proprietress smiled, don't mention that brilliant energy, just like the rape flowers blooming in the vegetable field for the New Year.

"Hehe, son-in-law, what can you do with your mother-in-law, that is, you care about you, care about your body, you have drunk three boxes of breakfast milk now, and your mother-in-law has inquired, your stomach is not very good, so you must drink this breakfast milk." ”

As she spoke, the proprietress took down three bottles of Mengniu Grain Breakfast Milk from the box rack, and she explained the benefits of this breakfast milk to Gao Feng like a salesperson.

"Son-in-law, this breakfast milk is a mixture of red sorghum and red beans, as well as red rice and millet, the nutritional content is quite good, you may have a small amount of precipitation before drinking, this is a normal phenomenon, you should shake it well before drinking." ”

The proprietress also shook the three boxes of breakfast milk in advance, and then handed them to Gao Feng, who waved his hand again and again.

"Auntie, I really don't like drinking these things, you better put it down, you can sell it to other people." ”

"No, this breakfast milk is the freshest for your mother-in-law, you see that this day is the nearest date, that is, for my son-in-law to drink, sell it to others, then the mother-in-law gives the milk of the early days, and even the milk that is about to expire, you must drink these three bottles of breakfast milk, if you don't drink it, then the mother-in-law will not let you go." ”

Gao Feng said that he didn't like to drink this breakfast milk, and the proprietress turned her face like a piece of iron that had just been placed on the blacksmith's stove, and spoke to Gao Feng in a commanding tone.

"Auntie, I mean really, I really don't like drinking these things, you really stay in the store and sell them to other people. ”

Gao Handsome felt very embarrassed, he didn't like to drink these milk substances very much, and he was just poor and didn't drink it since he was a child.

"Son-in-law, my mother-in-law warns you, if you don't drink these three bottles of breakfast milk, then my mother-in-law will send it to your office, or find your leader, my mother-in-law is in a mood of loving her son, can't you still understand this son-in-law, will your mother-in-law harm you, this box is not milk but potion?"

Gao Feng repeatedly shirked, the proprietress couldn't hold back her temper anymore, and became angry with Gao Feng, Gao Feng opened the three bottles of breakfast milk at the same time, poured them into her mouth in one go, and the overflowing milk flowed down the collar to her neck.

After Gao Feng finished drinking, he put the three empty boxes on the table and said to the proprietress .

"Mother-in-law, your son-in-law has drunk all three bottles, you are always satisfied, this son-in-law also tells you this mother-in-law, don't pester your son-in-law in the future, please give your son-in-law a little personal freedom." ”