Gao Feng said three of the most difficult tongue twisters, and after the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue's embarrassment, Wang Xiaoyue let him into the room

After entering the room, the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue didn't forgive him, and even made him kneel on the keyboard, while she lay on the bed by herself.

Gao Feng cried with a sad face, what is the matter, how can this policewoman Wang Xiaoyue punish one punishment after another, this is not embarrassing.

The tongue twister just now, it's not that he usually likes to listen to cross talk, and he also practiced speaking in his spare time, otherwise, he wouldn't be able to enter Wang Xiaoyue's room tonight.

This girl is a mother, and her vanity is too strong, and she won't relax when she grabs a man's braids.

"Xiaoyue, you better come up with another topic, don't kneel on this kneeling keyboard, for example, the tongue twister just now is very good, I'll give you two more tongue twisters, don't kneel on this keyboard, this keyboard is still used for typing." ”

Gao Feng begged again, making Wang Xiaoyue change his mind, and Wang Xiaoyue glared at him with her eyes.

"Gao Feng, don't be cheap and good-looking, look at your proud look, that is, when you are a watch and set up a memorial arch.

Gao Feng, you think this girl is a fool, I know that you are very strong at this tongue twister, and this girl also gave you the title of this tongue twister.

However, handsome guy, don't be coaxed, don't be self-righteous, think that if you can say two tongue twisters, you will be the first in the world, and Guo Degang will be the second.

Gao Feng, don't keep boasting about how highly educated you are, how talented you are, try to read the following words aloud: open house, ticket chang, covetous, gluttonous, cocoon, sole, minnow, cocoon, tapir, coarse, cocoon. ”

The policewoman Wang Xiaoyue sneered at Gao Feng, she really gave him a question and asked him to recite the following words, and Comrade Gao Feng was dumbfounded.

The policewoman Wang Xiaoyue said: "Gao handsome guy, dumbfounded, stunned! Reposition yourself: let's see, do you find that you don't know anything except opening a room and ticket Chang." ”

Gao Feng nodded after listening: "Xiaoyue, you're right, this handsome guy really doesn't know anything except opening a room and ticket chang, but if you read this word to anyone, it will only be nothing but opening a room and ticket chang." ”

"Gao handsome guy, don't bother with this girl, don't make any more excuses, you quickly kneel on this keyboard, it's not too early, this girl is going to sleep, you tossed all night, you still don't let this girl sleep." ”

Wang Xiaoyue said that he would not give in to anything, and he would let Gao Feng kneel on the keyboard, Gao Feng took the keyboard in his hand, pointed at the nose of the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue and asked viciously.

"Wang Xiaoyue, ask this handsome guy again, don't you really give in at all, do you really want this handsome guy to kneel on this keyboard?"

Wang Xiaoyue replied categorically: "Yes, if you make a mistake, you will have to kneel, you must be, not Bi Yue's Bi."

"Hmph, Wang Xiaoyue, this handsome guy will sue you, this handsome guy has knelt down to the sky and kneeled on the ground so far, he has also knelt down to his parents, and he has never knelt down to anyone else, although you are my girlfriend, but it is not yet time to propose, and the handsome guy doesn't have to kneel for you, this handsome guy will tell you clearly, this handsome guy will not kneel, not only will this handsome guy not kneel on this keyboard, I will also let you wait for Uncle Gao. ”

Gao Handsome guy was completely angry, he threw the keyboard in his hand to the head of Wang Xiaoyue's bed, and couldn't help but press Wang Xiaoyue on the bed, Wang Xiaoyue screamed in fright.

"Hey, Gao Feng, what are you going to do, what do you want to do?"

"Wang Xiaoyue, you ask knowingly, this handsome guy is your boyfriend, what is this handsome guy going to do, you still don't know, this handsome guy has also sued you, you must cooperate well with what this handsome guy does. ”

Gao Feng's face became hideous, so he moved his hands and feet to the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, and Miss Wang Xiaoyue shouted again: "Hey, Gao Feng, you have a smell of feces on your body, you take a bath first." ”

"Hmph, I'm sorry, I'm not sick if I don't eat cleanly, this handsome guy just smells of feces, this handsome guy won't take a bath, this handsome guy will finish his own business and then take a bath, you just have to put up with this handsome guy if you are dirty!"

Gao Feng no longer listened to the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, so he rolled with her, and he rolled for forty-five minutes, so tired that the handsome guy was sweating, and the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue was also tired and sweating.

Forty minutes later, Gao Feng entered the bathroom of the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue's dormitory, and the thing shouted very proudly.

"Wang Xiaoyue, hurry up and come over and rub your Uncle Gao's back. ”

This handsome guy really thinks of himself as Uncle Gao, he looks like a commanding man, and he yells at the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, just like a guest in the bathroom greets a waiter.

Gao handsome guy has such a virtue, he even forgot his surname Gao, and he really can't remember where he is for a while.

However, the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue was not angry at Uncle Gao's shouting, she was still very cooperative with the greeting of the handsome guy, and the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue also replied in the most gentle voice: "Uncle Gao, don't be impatient, the little woman is here to wait for you, and the little woman is here to rub Uncle Gao's back!"

"Hehe, is this attitude right, is this like waiting for your uncle!"

As soon as the handsome guy Gao heard the particularly gentle voice of the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue, he got even more carried away, and smiled with his teeth bared, this thing was smiling proudly, and the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue came in, and she came in with something in her hand.

As soon as Gao Feng saw the things in Wang Xiaoyue's hand, he screamed.

"Hey, Xiaoyue, why don't you come in with a brush to brush your shoes, do you still have to wash your shoes?"

The policewoman Wang Xiaoyue showed a weird smile: "Hehe, Uncle Gao, this girl doesn't brush her shoes, it's used to rub your back for Uncle Gao, so you should be ready to enjoy it." ”

After Wang Xiaoyue finished speaking, she took the brush for brushing her shoes and started her hands, gritting her teeth and brushing Uncle Gao's back, and this Uncle Gao shouted.

"Ah, Wang Xiaoyue, there is no waiting for the uncle like you, there is no attitude like you, you slow down, you Uncle Gao can't stand it!"

In the end, Uncle Gao howled like a pig.

When Gao Feng came out of the Tulou Town Police Station, it was already dawn, there were pedestrians on the road, some breakfast shops in Tulou Town were open, and he also saw from a distance that the bazaars on the cross street were all on display.

Gao Feng has a habit of running, and he is also ready to run two steps, and as soon as he runs, someone catches up behind him.

"Hey, Brother Gao, you wait for us, you wait for your good brother!"

Gao Feng didn't have to look back at all, he knew who was with whom when he heard this voice, these two people were undoubtedly Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei, and they were also Gao Feng's good brothers.

Hearing these two people shouting to themselves, Gao Feng remembered that the three of them were still together last night, and where did the two viagras go later, Gao Feng actually forgot about it.

"Hey, two viagras, did you just come back, or did you come out of the eyes and run around?"

In fact, these two viagra people don't like to run, they like to sleep more and be lazy, even if they lie down for ten more minutes, it is a very pleasant thing.

Gao Feng guessed that these two viagras had just come back, and they hadn't returned yet, nor had they gone back to the dormitory to sleep.

Gao Feng just asked them this on purpose, and the two viagras replied unhappily.

"Brother Gao, with a good brother like you, what kind of people are we, what kind of habits we have, you still don't know, when did we get up so early, it's not earlier than chickens, we two don't do people who are earlier than chickens. ”

"Oh, then, the two viagras just came back, so where are you staying all night?"

Gao Feng really didn t know where these two viagra were staying, and the three of them were scattered by the sprinkler brother in Wubi Village, and so many things happened later, Gao Feng also forgot about these two viagra completely, it wasn't for them to appear now, he really couldn't remember them at this time.

"Brother Gao, you are too unparticular, you are not a good brother, we treat you as a good brother, but you are a person who values color and ignores friends, you only forget our brother's existence for the sake of the girl who is shy of flowers in the closed moon.

Brother Gao, although you don't talk about brotherhood like this and abandon our brothers for the sake of women, our brothers have always treated you as good brothers, and our brothers have been hiding in the straw stack waiting for you to go back. ”

After the two viagras finished speaking, Gao Feng frowned: "Ah, two viagras, in this way, you two stayed in that straw stack all night, and you have been hiding until now!"

The two viagras said: "That's not it, we have been lying in the haystack waiting for you to go back, we also slept very soundly, we also had a dream, we dreamed of sleeping with a woman, and then when we woke up, we found that we were really sleeping with a maternal thing." ”

Gao Feng asked: "Ah, what are you holding on to, it can't be a!"

The two viagras said: "Brother Gao, you guessed too right, it's really a female dog, it's not a dog, but a female dog who just gave birth to a paparazzi, and four newborn paparazzi, when we woke up, we also found that we had slept with the four newborn paparazzi." ”

When Gao Feng heard this, he shouted: "Ah, two viagras, you slept the four paparazzi to death, didn't that do anything to you?"

The two viagras said: "Brother Gao, this is still worth asking, we have slept their sons to death, and the mother can spare us, this is crazy, and she has made us all miserable." ”

"I'll check, two viagras, is this still the two of you, I don't even recognize you!"

Gao Feng turned his face and saw that there were two people running next to him, who were bitten by thousands of dog tooth marks all over their bodies, thousands of scars with an inch deep, that was bloody, the two of them were torn in the morning, almost torn and bitten, almost naked, really no armor left.

"Brother Gao, you see, this is the ending of sleeping with a, this ending is too tragic. ”

The two viagra brothers looked like they wanted to cry without tears, Xiong Erwei also said: "Brother Gao, your brother Xiong still has a problem, it was not dawn just now, the two of us ran naked, no one could see it yet, and it didn't feel embarrassed, but now that it's dawn, there are more people in this line, not to mention that there is a market in front of it, how many people are there, so how do we walk like this?"

Xiong Erwei is very embarrassed about walking naked, Ji Wei is in the same situation, it doesn't matter if it's dark, how embarrassing it is in the daytime now.

Gao Feng looked at the two of them and smiled: "This is easy to do, you just cover it up." ”

"That's right, let's just cover it up, it's not like no one can see it!"

The two viagras covered their embarrassing places, and Gao Feng said to the two: "Hey, two viagras, you cover it like this and don't cover it, people can still recognize you, you should cover your face, then people won't recognize you." ”

"yes, why are we covering our faces, we should be covering our faces. ”

The two viagras felt that Gao Feng's words were reasonable, so they did not cover their private parts below, but instead covered their faces.